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Chapter 12
The next day we decided to begin the wedding plans. now, what kind of wedding would it be without family, friends, and we can't forget about Jack's favorite part: the rum and the honeymoon.
"Ok, LUV!" Jack exclaimed happily clasping his hands together.
"Jack- lemme see first." I said sighing and turning around. My eyes widened.
Jack looked at me proudly, taking a bow.
"Do I look extremely good looking?" He asked. He turned around.
He looked HOT. I had persuaded him to wear a pair of jeans and a white blouse. I had changed into a jean skirt and . a white blouse. We looked like the perfect modern couple. Of course I had not made Jack brush his hair, or shave. He did take a shower though. He looked nice in the face. but there was nothing wrong with changing his wardrobe around.
He grinned. "Aye, luv ye look exquisite." He said happily.
"Well you look pretty good yourself. Now you remember what your going to tell the man right?" I asked him.
He squeezed my hand.
"Aye. I'm Jack Sparrow. of course I do." He grinned and we made our way out of my house. My mom was gone, somewhere. I wasn't sure if I really wanted her at the wedding. but who knows? Anyway, we walked out of my house hand in hand. Jack whistling his pirate tune.
"Ey luv, would ye let me get a hold of the- wat the bloody is it called again?"
I laughed. "Jack, its called a car, and NO you cant drive it. I'm sorry, but over here, you have to have a license."
"Hmmmm a license ye say? Well that's interestinggg." He said and continued whistling as we got in the car.
That day we had decided that we were going to look at the gowns, and cakes, and everything that we would need for a wedding. I was still unsure about the whole thing. I wanted to marry Jack, I just wasn't sure if I wanted everyone to be there. Maybe, just maybe, I wanted only a few people to watch us. I don't think Jack even cared who was there, so why should I? A million thoughts went in my head as I drove.
".so that's how I became Captain of the Black Pearl." He said moving his hands around animatedly and looking over at me.
"Huh?" I asked shaking my head.
"Luv, are ye ok? Ye seem a bit distant, day-dreaming of our wedding night?" he asked playfully.
"What? Ha. no." I said looking at the road.
"Why not?" he asked curious now.
I laughed. "Ohh Jack. I was just thinking of the guest list. Do we really want a ton of people?"
He looked at me trying to keep a straight face and said seriously, "Ey luv, I honestly don't care who we 'ave to watch us get hitched. as long as ye are there, nothing else matters, darling." He said, and then grinned helplessly.
I smiled, "That's what I thought."
We were stopped at a light when Jack suddenly rolled down his window.
"Bloody 'ell! Look at THAT!" He pointed excitedly beginning to get out of the car. There was a small cart on the side of the street. with a bunch of sparkly jewels of all sizes. Of course Jack was totally drawn to them. He was a pirate what else would I expect he would be so excited about?
I sighed. "Jack- calm down hunny, it's just some fake jewelry."
"Are ye sure, luv? I mean, ta me it looks like that could be worth so many- "
"JACK. Trust me!" I said and then hit the gas pedal hard, jerking Jack in his seat.
"Aye! Sorry luv. won't mess with ye again!" he smirked and patted my leg.
"That's fine Jack."
"What's fine, this?" he asked, patting my leg again.
"JACK." I warned.
"Sorry. Sorry." He said putting his hands in a pray like manner and pointing to me.
This man was so hard to get mad at.
"Ye know, luv. the reason I love ye so much is because simply, ye are just the most beeee-uuuuu-tifullll lass in the world!" he said smiling.
"Ha. thanks Jack. you are soooo kind." I said sarcastically, but then looked at him and smiled.
"Ye want ta get hitched right now?" he asked.
"What?"
"We could go get hitched right now. the opportune moment is all I'm saying." He said moving his pinky around.
I pulled into the parking lot and stopped the car.
"You really want to do it right now?" I asked seriously.
He grinned.
Oh no, I knew what he was thinking.
"Well, luv if ye insist, we could." he winked.
"JACK! I wasn't thinking about that, I meant getting MARRIED right now!" I exclaimed.
He smiled wider, "'Ell I wouldn't care if we did. why not? It is the-"
"Ok why not? Lets get married now." I said and I drove off the car and tried to find a nearby wedding chapel.
"We are getting' hitched! Yes we areeeeeeeeeeee!" he slurred happily.
I smiled, what did we have to lose?
So, we parked by the "Little Chapel". we were basically eloping. Haha it was happening!!! We were getting married in a matter of minutes.
We walked in and there was a line. Maybe 3 couples were ahead of us. Hmmm this could take awhile.
"Ey luvvvv." Jack whispered tapping me on the shoulder. He smiled at the couple that was in front of us. A short plump lady with buck teeth looked at him. Her guy elbowed her and Jack winked at the woman. She giggled.
I cleared my throat. "Yes, SWEETIE?" I said. He looked at me. "Luvv, I need ta use the little boys room if ye know wat I mean." he said raising an eyebrow pointing down.
"Umm Jack cant ya hold it?"
"Ey luvv if ye want a puddle-"
"Ok ok hang on." I said. The lady turned around again and Jack waved at her.
"Excuse me." I said to the lady at the front desk.
"Miss your going to have to wait like everyone else." She said rudely.
"Excuse me, but my boyfriend needs to use the bathroom."
She rolled her eyes. "Did you not read the sign?" she grumbled.
"Urry luvvvv!" Jack moaned and began moving around.
"Its an EMERGENCY!!!" I said sternly.
"Sorry! We cant let people use our restrooms!" She said.
"LUVVVVVVVVVV!" Jack said beginning to turn pink.
"Oh man!!" I yelled. I quickly grabbed Jack and he hobbled out the door.
"Luvv I cant take it!!!" he yelled.
Oh no.
He ran to the bushes and just dropped em.
Oh my gosh.
I gasped. His bare butt was just so cute and to my surprise he had a brown birthmark right on his left cheek. and everyone was looking out the window of "The Little Chapel."
I guess its not so sacred anymore.
I turned around. I glared at the three couples that were looking out the window in shock.
Jack sighed.
"All done." He said proudly. This could not be happening.
"Jack! I cant believe you did that!!" I said laughing.
He laughed too, "Are ye impressed? Nothing can stop Jack Sparrow!" He said proudly. We walked to the car.
"Jack, I was thinking, and maybe we should wait. Maybe we shouldn't elope." I said seriously.
He looked at me with a pleasant smile on his face. "Whatever ye say luvv, but I 'ave an idea.." He said.
I looked at him. "And what is that?"
"Well, I 'ave some friends back 'ome. They'd love to come. It'd be a grand time, darling." He said happily.
I smiled. Yes his idea was a better one than before.
"Jack why did you say that we could get married -"
"Stop right, thar luvv. I don't know why exactly I was- LOOK!!" He said and gasped.
I looked out the window.
"Jack. cant you just wait until we go back to the ship? Oh fine."
I parked the car and we went to the Bar.
"Drinks all around!" Jack said happily grabbing me by the waist and walking into the open door.
"Listen mate, I need two rums." He said as he sat on the stool.
"Here you go sir." He said and slid the drinks to us. I drank one up quickly. Jack looked at me in amazement.
"I think tonigghhhtttt should beeee the nightttttt." I slurred.
" The nightt tooo doo what luvvvvv?" He asked, tilting his head to the side and raising his eyebrows.
"You knowwwwwwwww! Hahahahaha you looooook like a puuppppppy when you dooo thattttttttttt." I laughed hysterically.
Jack looked embarrassed.
"I wantt anotherrrrrr one!!" I said loudly.
"Bloody 'ell why does this always happen ta meee?" Jack slurred.
I looked at him hurt. "Why do you alwaysss yell at meeeeeeeee?" I asked pushing his shoulder.
"Calm down, luvvv. Lets get ye outta hereee." He said.
"Ill have one ta go, boy." He told the bartender.
He got his rum and I folded my arms, angry.
"Come along, luv lets goo." He said. He grabbed my shoulder.
"NOO!" I yelled.
"Now, come on dearr." He said trying to get me out of my seat.
"Jack! No!!" I exclaimed.
He sighed and ordered one more drink. I grabbed it happily and drank it quickly.
"Wooooh! Your spinning!!" I giggled. He finally got me out of the bar and took a swig of his.
"Jackkk! Rememberrrrr what I said? This is the NIGHTTT!!" I exclaimed happily.
A couple walking towards the bar looked at him oddly.
"Uh huh luvv I knowwwww." He said and I jumped on his back.
"Gimme a piggy back ride!" I said loudly laughing.
"A what?" He asked confused.
I jumped on his back almost making him fall.
"GET A ROOM!" an old woman shouted.
"Mind yer own business, lass!" Jack retorted back.
"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" I said loudly.
"Come, on luvvv lets get ye ta the car." he slurred taking a big swig of his drink.
"Lemmeee have someeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" I yelled. I grabbed it from him fiercly.
"You have a cute butttt annddd I just lovee the lefttt cheeeeek" I said seriously.
"Why thank you." He said and smiled and then raised an eyebrow. He put up his hand and said, "Wait a minutee, whyyyy the left?" He thought for a moment. "Ohhhh, ye like that mark, ey luvv?"
" Ohhhh I luvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv you Jack Sparrow!!" I said happily and kissed him so hard his eyes widened.
He gasped, "Wow, luvvv that was-"
"Lets go to the carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr." I slurred attempting to walk over to it. I tripped.
"Wooh!" I shouted. Everything was spinning.
"Darlingg let mee carry ye." He slurred and drunkedly picked me up. I giggled.
"Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" I sang.
"EVERYBODY! Yo ho-"
Jack put me in the car.
JACKS POV:
"Well this is inerestinggg." He sat in the drivers spot, and turned the ignition on.
"I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. I can do anything!" He said triumphantly and put the car in reverse. He pressed the gas hard. The car lurched backward and skidded. He panicked and pressed the break, luckily.
"Well, maybe not ANYTHING." He sighed and stared at Lynne for a moment, feeling hopeless.
A/N: Well! There ye have it! Chapter 12 finished! Don't worry much fun to come with Chapter 13. I PROMISE a few familiar faces will pop up! Keep reviewing and sending in suggestions! You guys rock!!
SINCERELY,
MRSSSSJACKSPARROW (
Chapter 12
The next day we decided to begin the wedding plans. now, what kind of wedding would it be without family, friends, and we can't forget about Jack's favorite part: the rum and the honeymoon.
"Ok, LUV!" Jack exclaimed happily clasping his hands together.
"Jack- lemme see first." I said sighing and turning around. My eyes widened.
Jack looked at me proudly, taking a bow.
"Do I look extremely good looking?" He asked. He turned around.
He looked HOT. I had persuaded him to wear a pair of jeans and a white blouse. I had changed into a jean skirt and . a white blouse. We looked like the perfect modern couple. Of course I had not made Jack brush his hair, or shave. He did take a shower though. He looked nice in the face. but there was nothing wrong with changing his wardrobe around.
He grinned. "Aye, luv ye look exquisite." He said happily.
"Well you look pretty good yourself. Now you remember what your going to tell the man right?" I asked him.
He squeezed my hand.
"Aye. I'm Jack Sparrow. of course I do." He grinned and we made our way out of my house. My mom was gone, somewhere. I wasn't sure if I really wanted her at the wedding. but who knows? Anyway, we walked out of my house hand in hand. Jack whistling his pirate tune.
"Ey luv, would ye let me get a hold of the- wat the bloody is it called again?"
I laughed. "Jack, its called a car, and NO you cant drive it. I'm sorry, but over here, you have to have a license."
"Hmmmm a license ye say? Well that's interestinggg." He said and continued whistling as we got in the car.
That day we had decided that we were going to look at the gowns, and cakes, and everything that we would need for a wedding. I was still unsure about the whole thing. I wanted to marry Jack, I just wasn't sure if I wanted everyone to be there. Maybe, just maybe, I wanted only a few people to watch us. I don't think Jack even cared who was there, so why should I? A million thoughts went in my head as I drove.
".so that's how I became Captain of the Black Pearl." He said moving his hands around animatedly and looking over at me.
"Huh?" I asked shaking my head.
"Luv, are ye ok? Ye seem a bit distant, day-dreaming of our wedding night?" he asked playfully.
"What? Ha. no." I said looking at the road.
"Why not?" he asked curious now.
I laughed. "Ohh Jack. I was just thinking of the guest list. Do we really want a ton of people?"
He looked at me trying to keep a straight face and said seriously, "Ey luv, I honestly don't care who we 'ave to watch us get hitched. as long as ye are there, nothing else matters, darling." He said, and then grinned helplessly.
I smiled, "That's what I thought."
We were stopped at a light when Jack suddenly rolled down his window.
"Bloody 'ell! Look at THAT!" He pointed excitedly beginning to get out of the car. There was a small cart on the side of the street. with a bunch of sparkly jewels of all sizes. Of course Jack was totally drawn to them. He was a pirate what else would I expect he would be so excited about?
I sighed. "Jack- calm down hunny, it's just some fake jewelry."
"Are ye sure, luv? I mean, ta me it looks like that could be worth so many- "
"JACK. Trust me!" I said and then hit the gas pedal hard, jerking Jack in his seat.
"Aye! Sorry luv. won't mess with ye again!" he smirked and patted my leg.
"That's fine Jack."
"What's fine, this?" he asked, patting my leg again.
"JACK." I warned.
"Sorry. Sorry." He said putting his hands in a pray like manner and pointing to me.
This man was so hard to get mad at.
"Ye know, luv. the reason I love ye so much is because simply, ye are just the most beeee-uuuuu-tifullll lass in the world!" he said smiling.
"Ha. thanks Jack. you are soooo kind." I said sarcastically, but then looked at him and smiled.
"Ye want ta get hitched right now?" he asked.
"What?"
"We could go get hitched right now. the opportune moment is all I'm saying." He said moving his pinky around.
I pulled into the parking lot and stopped the car.
"You really want to do it right now?" I asked seriously.
He grinned.
Oh no, I knew what he was thinking.
"Well, luv if ye insist, we could." he winked.
"JACK! I wasn't thinking about that, I meant getting MARRIED right now!" I exclaimed.
He smiled wider, "'Ell I wouldn't care if we did. why not? It is the-"
"Ok why not? Lets get married now." I said and I drove off the car and tried to find a nearby wedding chapel.
"We are getting' hitched! Yes we areeeeeeeeeeee!" he slurred happily.
I smiled, what did we have to lose?
So, we parked by the "Little Chapel". we were basically eloping. Haha it was happening!!! We were getting married in a matter of minutes.
We walked in and there was a line. Maybe 3 couples were ahead of us. Hmmm this could take awhile.
"Ey luvvvv." Jack whispered tapping me on the shoulder. He smiled at the couple that was in front of us. A short plump lady with buck teeth looked at him. Her guy elbowed her and Jack winked at the woman. She giggled.
I cleared my throat. "Yes, SWEETIE?" I said. He looked at me. "Luvv, I need ta use the little boys room if ye know wat I mean." he said raising an eyebrow pointing down.
"Umm Jack cant ya hold it?"
"Ey luvv if ye want a puddle-"
"Ok ok hang on." I said. The lady turned around again and Jack waved at her.
"Excuse me." I said to the lady at the front desk.
"Miss your going to have to wait like everyone else." She said rudely.
"Excuse me, but my boyfriend needs to use the bathroom."
She rolled her eyes. "Did you not read the sign?" she grumbled.
"Urry luvvvv!" Jack moaned and began moving around.
"Its an EMERGENCY!!!" I said sternly.
"Sorry! We cant let people use our restrooms!" She said.
"LUVVVVVVVVVV!" Jack said beginning to turn pink.
"Oh man!!" I yelled. I quickly grabbed Jack and he hobbled out the door.
"Luvv I cant take it!!!" he yelled.
Oh no.
He ran to the bushes and just dropped em.
Oh my gosh.
I gasped. His bare butt was just so cute and to my surprise he had a brown birthmark right on his left cheek. and everyone was looking out the window of "The Little Chapel."
I guess its not so sacred anymore.
I turned around. I glared at the three couples that were looking out the window in shock.
Jack sighed.
"All done." He said proudly. This could not be happening.
"Jack! I cant believe you did that!!" I said laughing.
He laughed too, "Are ye impressed? Nothing can stop Jack Sparrow!" He said proudly. We walked to the car.
"Jack, I was thinking, and maybe we should wait. Maybe we shouldn't elope." I said seriously.
He looked at me with a pleasant smile on his face. "Whatever ye say luvv, but I 'ave an idea.." He said.
I looked at him. "And what is that?"
"Well, I 'ave some friends back 'ome. They'd love to come. It'd be a grand time, darling." He said happily.
I smiled. Yes his idea was a better one than before.
"Jack why did you say that we could get married -"
"Stop right, thar luvv. I don't know why exactly I was- LOOK!!" He said and gasped.
I looked out the window.
"Jack. cant you just wait until we go back to the ship? Oh fine."
I parked the car and we went to the Bar.
"Drinks all around!" Jack said happily grabbing me by the waist and walking into the open door.
"Listen mate, I need two rums." He said as he sat on the stool.
"Here you go sir." He said and slid the drinks to us. I drank one up quickly. Jack looked at me in amazement.
"I think tonigghhhtttt should beeee the nightttttt." I slurred.
" The nightt tooo doo what luvvvvv?" He asked, tilting his head to the side and raising his eyebrows.
"You knowwwwwwwww! Hahahahaha you looooook like a puuppppppy when you dooo thattttttttttt." I laughed hysterically.
Jack looked embarrassed.
"I wantt anotherrrrrr one!!" I said loudly.
"Bloody 'ell why does this always happen ta meee?" Jack slurred.
I looked at him hurt. "Why do you alwaysss yell at meeeeeeeee?" I asked pushing his shoulder.
"Calm down, luvvv. Lets get ye outta hereee." He said.
"Ill have one ta go, boy." He told the bartender.
He got his rum and I folded my arms, angry.
"Come along, luv lets goo." He said. He grabbed my shoulder.
"NOO!" I yelled.
"Now, come on dearr." He said trying to get me out of my seat.
"Jack! No!!" I exclaimed.
He sighed and ordered one more drink. I grabbed it happily and drank it quickly.
"Wooooh! Your spinning!!" I giggled. He finally got me out of the bar and took a swig of his.
"Jackkk! Rememberrrrr what I said? This is the NIGHTTT!!" I exclaimed happily.
A couple walking towards the bar looked at him oddly.
"Uh huh luvv I knowwwww." He said and I jumped on his back.
"Gimme a piggy back ride!" I said loudly laughing.
"A what?" He asked confused.
I jumped on his back almost making him fall.
"GET A ROOM!" an old woman shouted.
"Mind yer own business, lass!" Jack retorted back.
"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" I said loudly.
"Come, on luvvv lets get ye ta the car." he slurred taking a big swig of his drink.
"Lemmeee have someeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" I yelled. I grabbed it from him fiercly.
"You have a cute butttt annddd I just lovee the lefttt cheeeeek" I said seriously.
"Why thank you." He said and smiled and then raised an eyebrow. He put up his hand and said, "Wait a minutee, whyyyy the left?" He thought for a moment. "Ohhhh, ye like that mark, ey luvv?"
" Ohhhh I luvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv you Jack Sparrow!!" I said happily and kissed him so hard his eyes widened.
He gasped, "Wow, luvvv that was-"
"Lets go to the carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr." I slurred attempting to walk over to it. I tripped.
"Wooh!" I shouted. Everything was spinning.
"Darlingg let mee carry ye." He slurred and drunkedly picked me up. I giggled.
"Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" I sang.
"EVERYBODY! Yo ho-"
Jack put me in the car.
JACKS POV:
"Well this is inerestinggg." He sat in the drivers spot, and turned the ignition on.
"I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. I can do anything!" He said triumphantly and put the car in reverse. He pressed the gas hard. The car lurched backward and skidded. He panicked and pressed the break, luckily.
"Well, maybe not ANYTHING." He sighed and stared at Lynne for a moment, feeling hopeless.
A/N: Well! There ye have it! Chapter 12 finished! Don't worry much fun to come with Chapter 13. I PROMISE a few familiar faces will pop up! Keep reviewing and sending in suggestions! You guys rock!!
SINCERELY,
MRSSSSJACKSPARROW (