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MRSSSSJACKSPARROW
~~~~~~~~~~~ CHAPTER 13
"Well this is inerestinggg." He sat in the drivers spot, and turned the ignition on.
"I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. I can do anything!" He said triumphantly and put the car in reverse. He pressed the gas hard. The car lurched backward and skidded. He panicked and pressed the break, luckily.
"Well, maybe not ANYTHING." He sighed and stared at Lynne for a moment, feeling hopeless.
He somehow figured out
"Bloody woman and her vehicle." Jack mumbled.
"Ohh Jack it's a car!! Well I bloody know why ye need a license fur this thing!! Its bloody impossible ta manipulate-" he grumbled. He pressed on the gas and somehow had gotten it in drive and made his way out of the parking lot. He stopped abruptly seeing that behind him a car with red and blue lights was flashing. The man in the car behind him motioned him to pull over.
"What the-" He stopped the car and put it in the R shift.
"Stayyy right their luvv." He whispered to an unconscious Lynne. He grinned to himself and let go of the break. He walked over to the police officer.
"What's the problem mister?" He asked swaying as he talked.
"Excuse me? Sir do you realize how erratically you were-" the man stopped and looked at the Lynne's car. The car was moving backward and was about to hit the policeman's car.
"Bloody 'ell!! " Jack yelled and ran to the car and jumped in the seat and pressed on the gas pedal.
"OOPS!!" He panicked, hitting the front of the police car and smashing it. He regained control and pressed the break and then the police officer put the car in park.
"Mister, what are you on??! Who is this young lady? Is she passed out? Sir have you been drinking?" the man asked sternly and kept looking panicked about his car.
Jack put up his hand. "Well now, what do ye define as drinking." He slurred and grinned at the officer.
" I'm taking you in, mister. " The officer grumbled. "Taking me in? What about luv here?" He slurred moving his hands around furiously.
"GET IN THE CAR!" The officer yelled and looked at the damage done to his car.
He put Jack in the backseat and sat Lynne in the front seat.
"Ey is this some sort o' scheme or what?" Jack asked.
"I'm behind bloody bars!!" He growled at the officer.
The officer laughed. "Sit back and relax buddy, this is gonna be a LONG ride." He said.
Jack looked out the window. "Bloody people and there cars." He mumbled.
The officer pulled into a McDonalds and stopped the car.
"You stay right there." He ordered.
" Ye obviously don't know who I am, mate. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!!!" Jack yelled after him.
LYNNE'S POV
I woke up to the sound of Jack's voice. My head hurt.
"Jack?" I mumbled.
"Luv! Ye woke!" He exclaimed.
"Jack where the heck are we? Are we in a POLICE CAR! OMG what did you do?!" I groaned grabbing my head in pain.
"Bloody 'ell I tried ta drive the car and I hit his dumb car and now we are in the back of it. I suppose while he's gone we could-"
"JACK SPARROW! NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ARE -"
"No reason ta get all riled up, luv it was just a suggestion!" He smiled and winced at me.
"OK, lets get out of here." I said and opened the door. What a dork, the Cop left his doors unlocked.
"Uhh luv, a little help? These bloody doors don't open back here." Jack said.
I opened the doors for him and we made a run for it.
The cop sure was taking forever.
"Oh luvv, we're on an adventure!" Jack said happily.
"Jack." I rolled my eyes gasping for breath as we ran.
"Luv we need to get back to the ship. " He said running after me.
"Yes I know that but first- we need to get back home."
"No worries luv! Lets stop behind those bushes." He said pointing as we slowed down to a walk and Jack put his arm around me.
"Jack this is no time-" I felt his lips press against mine. After what seemed like forever, he let go.
"Now, we jus' need ta be calm and think fur a second." He said. I was still surprised about the kiss.
"Um-" I said but then looked at the ground confused.
"A bit of out of breath are ye, luv?" he asked smiling.
"Um, Jack we need to get home and get back to your ship." I said.
"Well yes dear I know that."
"So do you have a plan?" I asked him hands on my hips.
"Well," He raised his finger as if to think and said, "I think what we will do is visit my old friend. He's a bit too pure fur my tastes, but we will get ta where we need ta be. First tho, lets-"
"Go back to my place?" I asked.
"Uh, yes dear, lets go back ta yer place. You drive though- oh and we may need a new car."
"WHAT?! Jack that's my mom's car."
"Well, luv we need ta get a new car savvy?" He said smiling.
"Ok we'll get a taxi or something." I said.
"That's the spirit!!" He said slapping me on the back.
"Geez Jack be -"
"What? Gentle luv? I'm a pirate remember?"
I rolled my eyes.
*~*
We finally made our way back home. Jack seemed more anxious to get home than usual. I was curious as to whom this guy was that he talked about. I guess I'd find out soon enough.
We finally were on Jack's ship and I was feeling pretty tired.
"Alright, dear ye can go ta sleep fur awhile and then we shall be at my dear friend's place." Jack slurred as he finished off his bottle of rum and steered.
"Whatever you say Jack."
I fell asleep and then was awakened by a loud Jack.
"LUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV! " He said loudly right beside my bed.
I groaned. "What? Are we there?"
"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! ~HIC~ YESSSS WE AREEEEEEEE! GETTT UPPP GETTT UPPPPP!"
"Ok! OK!" I said putting my hands up defensively. He grabbed me and kissed me hard.
"I LOVEEEEEEE YOUUUUU!" He said happily.
"O dear, yes I love you too Jack."
"Captain- Captain Jack Sparrowwwwwwww." He corrected.
We made our way off the ship and towards the cute little cottages that were by the shore.
"Now Jack, do you know where your friend lives?" I asked him being careful not to get my dress too dirty.
"Ahh, well lass, ye see, I cant quite ~hic~ rememberrr." He said laughing.
"Jack Sparrrow is that YOU?!" A woman asked coming up to us. She was pretty, maybe as old as me. I thought she was going to slap Jack like all of the others seemed to do.
"Elizabethhhhhhhh, lass how are ye?" he asked drunkedly.
"Oh dear, things haven't changed. I'm fine thank you. And who might you be?" She asked kindly.
I smiled, "Um, I'm Lynee Jack's fiancée." I said shaking her hand.
"Well! How nice it is to meet you, Lynne. Oh we shall have so much to discuss about Jack." She said rolling her eyes as Jack grinned at us.
"Look at ye two, already like familyyyyyy!" He said happily.
"Now Elizabeth, where's dear William?" He asked.
"Inside, where you should be." She said. I could tell these two had a history together.
"Well, why didn't ye invite us innnn?" Jack slurred.
She ignored him, "Lynne follow me. Oh and please do excuse the house, it's quite a mess." She said opening the door.
Inside it smelled like something was cooking. It smelled really good.
"Will! We have company dear." She said loudly.
Will appeared and I was expecting a wimpy looking dude. He was kind of cute, not nearly as cute as my Jack though.
"Jack!?" Will exclaimed happily.
Jack smiled happily, "Dear William! How's me boyy!" Jack slurred and hugged him.
"Fine, and who might this young lady be? I'm Will." He said. Elizabeth smiled at me.
"Nice to meet you two. So how does Jack know you guys?" I asked.
Elizabeth and Will grinned at each other.
"It's a long story."
"A long story that can be finished over some good meatttt and more rummmmmmmm!" Jack said happily.
"O, excuse him." I said grabbing Jack by the arm, as he was about to walk straight to the kitchen.
"O let him! We have a lot of catching up to do." Elizabeth said happily.
We all sat down at their table and began to enjoy the food Will had prepared.
"Can I have some more rummmmm?" Jack asked sweetly, but in his drunken manner.
"Eh, sure Jack." Will said a bit unsure whether or not to get him some.
"I alwaysss, like ye Will!" Jack said excitedly.
Elizabeth turned to me. "So, do you have any ideas for your wedding Lynne?"
I chewed slowly, thinking of what to say. "You know what? I haven't really thought much about it, to be honest with you. I think I want a small wedding."
She nodded, "Yes, I agree. That's the way to do it."
"The way to dooooo whatttttt whereeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?" Jack asked raising his eyebrows.
I sighed. "Excuse him. He's just being silly." I said rolling my eyes.
She laughed and so did Will.
"So why don't we plan more tomorrow?" She asked.
"That's fine. Maybe we can look around and shop for awhile?"
"Yes of course. Oh this shall be fun!" She said excitedly.
"So Lynne, where are you from? How did you and the beast meet?" Will asked. Elizabeth elbowed him. He cleared his throat, "I mean- good ol' Jack."
I smiled. "Actually I'm not really around here. I met Jack at-"
"She mettttt meeeeeeeee atttt a pubbbbbbbbbbb." Jack said grinning.
"Oh." Elizabeth and Will said in unison.
"Ey, luv? I need ta use the-"
I stopped him. "Um, do you guys have a- hum a bathroom?"
"A bathroom?" Will repeated confused.
"Ye know, Williammm a place to relieve yerself?" Jack asked standing up.
"Oh! Yes of course, just go to your left, then go straight, take a right, you will pass 3 doors when you-"
"Oh bloody 'ell I'll jus' go outside." He said and grumbled as he was walking out.
He gruffly went behind a bush and then he heard something.
"Is that you? Jack Sparrow? " A voice asked behind him. "Come on, let a man have some peaceee!" Jack yelled.
"Where is that ship ye promised me?"
He turned around. "No it couldn't be- Ana Maria?"
"Aye!!"
He was prepared for a slap in the face.
"No slappp this timeeee?" He asked her.
She slapped him hard.
"Guess nottt." He said.
"Jack?" I asked by the door.
I saw a woman dressed like him in front of him. He looked around Ana.
"Oh, luvvv! This is an old frien' Ana." He said.
I walked up to him.
"Nice ta meet ya Lynne." She said putting a hand out.
"Hi." I said. At that moment Elizabeth walked out and so did Will.
Jack looked at Ana. "Oh! Did I mention? I'm getting' hitched!"
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A/N: HEY GUYS! HOPE YOU LIKE IT! THE WEDDING WILL BE CHAPTER 15 AND I HOPE TO UPDATE SOONER!! PLEASE SEND IN IDEAS!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! DO IT FOR JACK? HAHA THANKS AGAIN FOR THE AWESOME REVIEWS!
~MRSSSSJACKSPARROW
MRSSSSJACKSPARROW
~~~~~~~~~~~ CHAPTER 13
"Well this is inerestinggg." He sat in the drivers spot, and turned the ignition on.
"I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. I can do anything!" He said triumphantly and put the car in reverse. He pressed the gas hard. The car lurched backward and skidded. He panicked and pressed the break, luckily.
"Well, maybe not ANYTHING." He sighed and stared at Lynne for a moment, feeling hopeless.
He somehow figured out
"Bloody woman and her vehicle." Jack mumbled.
"Ohh Jack it's a car!! Well I bloody know why ye need a license fur this thing!! Its bloody impossible ta manipulate-" he grumbled. He pressed on the gas and somehow had gotten it in drive and made his way out of the parking lot. He stopped abruptly seeing that behind him a car with red and blue lights was flashing. The man in the car behind him motioned him to pull over.
"What the-" He stopped the car and put it in the R shift.
"Stayyy right their luvv." He whispered to an unconscious Lynne. He grinned to himself and let go of the break. He walked over to the police officer.
"What's the problem mister?" He asked swaying as he talked.
"Excuse me? Sir do you realize how erratically you were-" the man stopped and looked at the Lynne's car. The car was moving backward and was about to hit the policeman's car.
"Bloody 'ell!! " Jack yelled and ran to the car and jumped in the seat and pressed on the gas pedal.
"OOPS!!" He panicked, hitting the front of the police car and smashing it. He regained control and pressed the break and then the police officer put the car in park.
"Mister, what are you on??! Who is this young lady? Is she passed out? Sir have you been drinking?" the man asked sternly and kept looking panicked about his car.
Jack put up his hand. "Well now, what do ye define as drinking." He slurred and grinned at the officer.
" I'm taking you in, mister. " The officer grumbled. "Taking me in? What about luv here?" He slurred moving his hands around furiously.
"GET IN THE CAR!" The officer yelled and looked at the damage done to his car.
He put Jack in the backseat and sat Lynne in the front seat.
"Ey is this some sort o' scheme or what?" Jack asked.
"I'm behind bloody bars!!" He growled at the officer.
The officer laughed. "Sit back and relax buddy, this is gonna be a LONG ride." He said.
Jack looked out the window. "Bloody people and there cars." He mumbled.
The officer pulled into a McDonalds and stopped the car.
"You stay right there." He ordered.
" Ye obviously don't know who I am, mate. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!!!" Jack yelled after him.
LYNNE'S POV
I woke up to the sound of Jack's voice. My head hurt.
"Jack?" I mumbled.
"Luv! Ye woke!" He exclaimed.
"Jack where the heck are we? Are we in a POLICE CAR! OMG what did you do?!" I groaned grabbing my head in pain.
"Bloody 'ell I tried ta drive the car and I hit his dumb car and now we are in the back of it. I suppose while he's gone we could-"
"JACK SPARROW! NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ARE -"
"No reason ta get all riled up, luv it was just a suggestion!" He smiled and winced at me.
"OK, lets get out of here." I said and opened the door. What a dork, the Cop left his doors unlocked.
"Uhh luv, a little help? These bloody doors don't open back here." Jack said.
I opened the doors for him and we made a run for it.
The cop sure was taking forever.
"Oh luvv, we're on an adventure!" Jack said happily.
"Jack." I rolled my eyes gasping for breath as we ran.
"Luv we need to get back to the ship. " He said running after me.
"Yes I know that but first- we need to get back home."
"No worries luv! Lets stop behind those bushes." He said pointing as we slowed down to a walk and Jack put his arm around me.
"Jack this is no time-" I felt his lips press against mine. After what seemed like forever, he let go.
"Now, we jus' need ta be calm and think fur a second." He said. I was still surprised about the kiss.
"Um-" I said but then looked at the ground confused.
"A bit of out of breath are ye, luv?" he asked smiling.
"Um, Jack we need to get home and get back to your ship." I said.
"Well yes dear I know that."
"So do you have a plan?" I asked him hands on my hips.
"Well," He raised his finger as if to think and said, "I think what we will do is visit my old friend. He's a bit too pure fur my tastes, but we will get ta where we need ta be. First tho, lets-"
"Go back to my place?" I asked.
"Uh, yes dear, lets go back ta yer place. You drive though- oh and we may need a new car."
"WHAT?! Jack that's my mom's car."
"Well, luv we need ta get a new car savvy?" He said smiling.
"Ok we'll get a taxi or something." I said.
"That's the spirit!!" He said slapping me on the back.
"Geez Jack be -"
"What? Gentle luv? I'm a pirate remember?"
I rolled my eyes.
*~*
We finally made our way back home. Jack seemed more anxious to get home than usual. I was curious as to whom this guy was that he talked about. I guess I'd find out soon enough.
We finally were on Jack's ship and I was feeling pretty tired.
"Alright, dear ye can go ta sleep fur awhile and then we shall be at my dear friend's place." Jack slurred as he finished off his bottle of rum and steered.
"Whatever you say Jack."
I fell asleep and then was awakened by a loud Jack.
"LUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV! " He said loudly right beside my bed.
I groaned. "What? Are we there?"
"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! ~HIC~ YESSSS WE AREEEEEEEE! GETTT UPPP GETTT UPPPPP!"
"Ok! OK!" I said putting my hands up defensively. He grabbed me and kissed me hard.
"I LOVEEEEEEE YOUUUUU!" He said happily.
"O dear, yes I love you too Jack."
"Captain- Captain Jack Sparrowwwwwwww." He corrected.
We made our way off the ship and towards the cute little cottages that were by the shore.
"Now Jack, do you know where your friend lives?" I asked him being careful not to get my dress too dirty.
"Ahh, well lass, ye see, I cant quite ~hic~ rememberrr." He said laughing.
"Jack Sparrrow is that YOU?!" A woman asked coming up to us. She was pretty, maybe as old as me. I thought she was going to slap Jack like all of the others seemed to do.
"Elizabethhhhhhhh, lass how are ye?" he asked drunkedly.
"Oh dear, things haven't changed. I'm fine thank you. And who might you be?" She asked kindly.
I smiled, "Um, I'm Lynee Jack's fiancée." I said shaking her hand.
"Well! How nice it is to meet you, Lynne. Oh we shall have so much to discuss about Jack." She said rolling her eyes as Jack grinned at us.
"Look at ye two, already like familyyyyyy!" He said happily.
"Now Elizabeth, where's dear William?" He asked.
"Inside, where you should be." She said. I could tell these two had a history together.
"Well, why didn't ye invite us innnn?" Jack slurred.
She ignored him, "Lynne follow me. Oh and please do excuse the house, it's quite a mess." She said opening the door.
Inside it smelled like something was cooking. It smelled really good.
"Will! We have company dear." She said loudly.
Will appeared and I was expecting a wimpy looking dude. He was kind of cute, not nearly as cute as my Jack though.
"Jack!?" Will exclaimed happily.
Jack smiled happily, "Dear William! How's me boyy!" Jack slurred and hugged him.
"Fine, and who might this young lady be? I'm Will." He said. Elizabeth smiled at me.
"Nice to meet you two. So how does Jack know you guys?" I asked.
Elizabeth and Will grinned at each other.
"It's a long story."
"A long story that can be finished over some good meatttt and more rummmmmmmm!" Jack said happily.
"O, excuse him." I said grabbing Jack by the arm, as he was about to walk straight to the kitchen.
"O let him! We have a lot of catching up to do." Elizabeth said happily.
We all sat down at their table and began to enjoy the food Will had prepared.
"Can I have some more rummmmm?" Jack asked sweetly, but in his drunken manner.
"Eh, sure Jack." Will said a bit unsure whether or not to get him some.
"I alwaysss, like ye Will!" Jack said excitedly.
Elizabeth turned to me. "So, do you have any ideas for your wedding Lynne?"
I chewed slowly, thinking of what to say. "You know what? I haven't really thought much about it, to be honest with you. I think I want a small wedding."
She nodded, "Yes, I agree. That's the way to do it."
"The way to dooooo whatttttt whereeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?" Jack asked raising his eyebrows.
I sighed. "Excuse him. He's just being silly." I said rolling my eyes.
She laughed and so did Will.
"So why don't we plan more tomorrow?" She asked.
"That's fine. Maybe we can look around and shop for awhile?"
"Yes of course. Oh this shall be fun!" She said excitedly.
"So Lynne, where are you from? How did you and the beast meet?" Will asked. Elizabeth elbowed him. He cleared his throat, "I mean- good ol' Jack."
I smiled. "Actually I'm not really around here. I met Jack at-"
"She mettttt meeeeeeeee atttt a pubbbbbbbbbbb." Jack said grinning.
"Oh." Elizabeth and Will said in unison.
"Ey, luv? I need ta use the-"
I stopped him. "Um, do you guys have a- hum a bathroom?"
"A bathroom?" Will repeated confused.
"Ye know, Williammm a place to relieve yerself?" Jack asked standing up.
"Oh! Yes of course, just go to your left, then go straight, take a right, you will pass 3 doors when you-"
"Oh bloody 'ell I'll jus' go outside." He said and grumbled as he was walking out.
He gruffly went behind a bush and then he heard something.
"Is that you? Jack Sparrow? " A voice asked behind him. "Come on, let a man have some peaceee!" Jack yelled.
"Where is that ship ye promised me?"
He turned around. "No it couldn't be- Ana Maria?"
"Aye!!"
He was prepared for a slap in the face.
"No slappp this timeeee?" He asked her.
She slapped him hard.
"Guess nottt." He said.
"Jack?" I asked by the door.
I saw a woman dressed like him in front of him. He looked around Ana.
"Oh, luvvv! This is an old frien' Ana." He said.
I walked up to him.
"Nice ta meet ya Lynne." She said putting a hand out.
"Hi." I said. At that moment Elizabeth walked out and so did Will.
Jack looked at Ana. "Oh! Did I mention? I'm getting' hitched!"
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A/N: HEY GUYS! HOPE YOU LIKE IT! THE WEDDING WILL BE CHAPTER 15 AND I HOPE TO UPDATE SOONER!! PLEASE SEND IN IDEAS!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! DO IT FOR JACK? HAHA THANKS AGAIN FOR THE AWESOME REVIEWS!
~MRSSSSJACKSPARROW