Author's note: I can't wait to start chapter 2.

Chapter 2: Mirages

Roy: Does anyone know where's a village without anyone in it?

Young Link (YL): I been looking through the history book and learned that many people left their homes to look for gold in California.

Link: We're talking about our world, not the real world.

Ganondorf: The only one I can think of is the abandoned village in Desert of Illusions.

DK: That could be the possible spot since many people left that village due to the dryness of that desert.

Samus: Then we should get going.

CF: That place is real far. It takes about a three days drive to get there.

Fox: We could use our plane.

Falco: Everyone to the basement!

After a while, you see the Smash Mansion being rise into the sky by some metal pillars, revealing a hole underneath it and a jet flew out of it, then the house returned to normal.

Yoshi: I'm scared of heights!

Mario: Calm-a down, we'll be there soon.

Yoshi: I can't! I'm suffering!

Everyone ties Yoshi up.

Bowser: That should keep him quiet until we reached there.

Yoshi: Hmph hmph hmph hmph!!!!

Bowser: QUIET! (Faints Yoshi)

After 3 hours, they landed in Desert of Illusions.

Marth: The village is over there.

The village disappears.

Zelda: An illusion.

DK: An oasis!

But it was a mirage also.

Luigi: Too many mirages.

Bowser: Isn't that Master Hand?

Master Hand disappears.

Kirby: These mirages are cracking me up!

They see a long thick string rising from the sand.

Pichu: That one looks real.

Mewtwo: That isn't a mirage.

CF: Who said it isn't? I say it's a mirage, I'll show you. (Kicks that string)

Suddenly, that thick string rises from the sand; it's actually the tail of a giant scorpion!

Smashers: Whoa!

CF: That's just a mirage. (Gets toss away by the scorpion) What are guys standing here for? RUN!

Mewtwo: Now do you believe?

The Smashers kept running, they completely forgot about there jet.

DK: Looks like we outrun that scorpion.

Jigglypuff: We ran into a village.

Mewtwo: This isn't a mirage.

G&W: The water stone is flashing!

Pikachu: Let's spread out and find the sacred water!

Everyone spreads out.

Peach: This house is dirty and empty.

Mario: The bed is still bouncy as ever.

Luigi: There's no water here at all.

Yoshi: Could it be this well?

YL: But the well is empty.

Kirby: I see only fish bones down there.

Ganondorf: This bar still has leftover liquors.

Bowser: Could one of them be the sacred water?

G&W: The stone is flashing really fast!

Fox: Let's try some of these liquors; maybe one of them is the sacred water.

They tested by pouring the liquors into a bowl and then putting the water stone into the bowl. After 5 tries, they finally found the sacred water.

Fox: Yes! We absorbed the second water!

Suddenly, the giant scorpion appeared again!

Link: Not him again!

Mario: We'll hafta defeat him!

DK jumped onto the tail and grab hold of.

DK: I'll hold down his poisonous tail! (Got swing around) WAH!!

Link: I'll help you! (Jumps and cuts off the tail)

Dr. Mario: With the tail gone, the scorpion won't have any poisonous attacks.

The scorpion used its pincer to grab Popo.

Popo: HELP!!

Nana: Leave my brother alone! (Exhausts cold breath)

Popo: You got me frozen with the pincer!

YL: Eat this! (Throws a bomb into the scorpion's mouth)

The bomb explodes inside the scorpion and it explodes!

Smashers: Yay!!!!

Marth: Let's get moving.

Falco: I'll use this remote control to call the jet over automatically.

So the Smashers found the sacred waters. Will they be able to find all of them? Please review.