Author's Note: It's best that you don't eat anything while reading this chapter.

Chapter 3: Saturn Valley

Samus: Where can we find people with odd languages?

Ness: Mr. Saturn comes to my mind.

Zelda: Ah yes, they speak strangely.

They headed for Saturn Valley.

Mr. Saturn: Welcome Saturn Valley, ZOOM!

Peach: They speak weird indeed.

G&W: The water stone is flashing!

Mario: Do you have-a any watered place-a here?

Mr. Saturn: Hot spring. But no one no way go there because road blocked.

Bowser: They entrance is blocked.

Mr. Saturn: Master Poop did this.

Ness: We should go fight this guy named Poop.

Mr. Saturn: Poop lives back of waterfall.

The Smashers went to the nearest waterfall. They saw a door there.

Door: Please fart before coming in.

Zelda: What the?!

Dr. Mario: Someone must fart in order to open it.

Ganondorf: Who should do it?

Dr. Mario: You can't force someone to fart. *Farts*

Door: Good, you can come in.

Luigi: That was lucky.

When they went inside, they saw rotten things everywhere.

Peach: This place smells..

Ness: Master Belch wasn't like this...

Link: I can't stand this smell..

Slime: Someone entered our base!

Bowser: You're not telling anyone about it!

Slime: Aren't you the pizza man we called?

Mario: Yes-a we are!

Slime: Then proceed to Master Poop.

Bowser: Why did you say yes?

Mario: To avoid-a fighting.

They came to a jail with many Mr. Saturns in it.

Mr. Saturn: Help us! Boing!

YL: We'll do it after defeating the mastermind here.

They soon met a huge pile of brown slime.

Poop: You're no pizza man! You all are the destined ones!

Zelda: Release the poor Mr. Saturns!

Poop: I'll destroy you as Giygas said! (Vomits)

Peach: ACK! You vomited on my dress!

Poop: Want some chocolate? (Throws brown slimy stuff)

Fox: It's feces! RUN!

The Smashers ran around like wild to avoid the poos that Master Poop throws.

Poop: (Singing) I smell bad! You smell bad! Everyone here smells so bad!

Luigi: Stop it!

Poop: Don't you like it?

Yoshi: His breath is horrible!

Kirby: I'm dying from the smells!

Poop: I'm gonna sneeze, ACHOO!

Peach: You sneezed onto my dress!

Poop: It looks prettier that way.

Ganondorf: You'll out of your mind!

Poop: No I'm not! (Vomits out slimes)

Ganondorf: AHHHHH!!!!!!

Popo: I'll show you! (Uses Blizzard)

Poop: NO! I'm scared of cold! STOP!!! (Turns to ice)

The Smashers smashed Master Poop into smithereens. Then the slimes start to disappear.

Falco: We finally defeated him!

Back in Saturn Valley, the blockage to the springs disappeared.

Peach: Finally I get to dip in the hot springs!

Roy: Dang! Why is this hot spring separated male and female by a fence!

Marth: Pervert.

G&W: Yes! The water stone absorbed some of the spring water.

Mario: That's three!

Mr. Saturn: You help us find Elder Saturn. He gone from valley. Ding, Ding!

Link: But we don't know what happen to him.

Mr. Saturn: Mr. Saturn no know either.

The Smashers spent a night at Saturn Valley.

Ganondorf: These beds are small!

Pichu: It's perfect for me!

Bowser: I prefer sleeping on the floor.

DK: I just crushed the bed with my weight..

The next day, the Smashers returned to their jet and went off to look for the remaining sacred waters.

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