Jee I'm getting good 3 updates in 3 days. Hehehe I feel tricky.
I have officially kidnapped the entire scrubs cast especially the creepy
janitor, cause he's moi favourite. I'm holding them for Ransom if you want
them back I want one trillion million billion dollars and a chocolate
loaded choc chip bickie.
Coming out of the Closet Part One
Elliot, J.D, Turk and Carla were planning on getting drunk as skunks and maybe if they had enough alcohol drunker. There was no special occasion; they all just need to unwind. They were now presently up to their second drunk game "I never." J.D was the starting player. He though for a brief moment "I never, uh drank an entire bottle of caramel fudge syrup." He said smirking at Turk.
"That was one time on a dare, man." Turk said, drinking his drink in unison with Eliot. Everyone stared Elliot in surprise.
"What? I was twelve and at sleep over party." She shrugged her shoulders.
"Hrmmm, my turn uhmmm." Turk pondered. "Aha I've got it I've never had a crush on a teacher."
Everyone drank. They went for a few more rounds, finding out that: Turk was afraid of clowns, Carla had made out with a girl and had been suspended from school for kicking a bully where it hurts, J.D had painted a nude model in an art class and had gone to band camp, Elliot also had gone to band camp and she was scared of snails. They were by now all happily drunk willing to answer anything. It had come around to Elliot again and though all her good intentions were to find out in private she just couldn't hold on to this lovely titbit of juicy gossip anymore. "I never." she began stopped and started again "I never kissed Dr Cox."
Everyone stared at her except for J.D who just looked at the ground. "Dude, that is just urgh gross." Turk said looking at her in disgust. J.D mumbled something. "What was that J.D?" Turk asked.
"I said it doesn't stop him from being a good kisser." J.D said a little bit louder and going bright red.
"Oh my God!!" Carla exclaimed," Tell me you didn't, tell me you haven't." Her voice dwindled off and she sat there with a gaping mouth. J.D looked at the others: Eliot was doing a weird little dance singing "I knew it." And Turk well he had just fainted.
A few hours later
Somehow they had all managed to get totally wasted and when some one suggested prank phone calls the response was unanimous. Carefully J.D dialled a number and put it on speakerphone. They didn't have to wait long for someone to pick up the phone.
"What the fuck do you want?" Perry asked looking at his clock and wondering whom on God's earth would be stupid enough to call him at three o'clock in the bloody morning. The fist voice he heard was someone counting them in. Then the drunken sounds of someone singing "I love Perry in the summer" to the chorus of "Dr Cox and J.D sitting in a tree." Realization dawned on him.
"Shit." He whispered then he giggled. "What a way to come out of the closet."
What will happen to our fearless heroes now? Will Elliot ever get over her fear of snails? How bad a hangover will they have? Find out next Time on the Bad no Good day.
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Coming out of the Closet Part One
Elliot, J.D, Turk and Carla were planning on getting drunk as skunks and maybe if they had enough alcohol drunker. There was no special occasion; they all just need to unwind. They were now presently up to their second drunk game "I never." J.D was the starting player. He though for a brief moment "I never, uh drank an entire bottle of caramel fudge syrup." He said smirking at Turk.
"That was one time on a dare, man." Turk said, drinking his drink in unison with Eliot. Everyone stared Elliot in surprise.
"What? I was twelve and at sleep over party." She shrugged her shoulders.
"Hrmmm, my turn uhmmm." Turk pondered. "Aha I've got it I've never had a crush on a teacher."
Everyone drank. They went for a few more rounds, finding out that: Turk was afraid of clowns, Carla had made out with a girl and had been suspended from school for kicking a bully where it hurts, J.D had painted a nude model in an art class and had gone to band camp, Elliot also had gone to band camp and she was scared of snails. They were by now all happily drunk willing to answer anything. It had come around to Elliot again and though all her good intentions were to find out in private she just couldn't hold on to this lovely titbit of juicy gossip anymore. "I never." she began stopped and started again "I never kissed Dr Cox."
Everyone stared at her except for J.D who just looked at the ground. "Dude, that is just urgh gross." Turk said looking at her in disgust. J.D mumbled something. "What was that J.D?" Turk asked.
"I said it doesn't stop him from being a good kisser." J.D said a little bit louder and going bright red.
"Oh my God!!" Carla exclaimed," Tell me you didn't, tell me you haven't." Her voice dwindled off and she sat there with a gaping mouth. J.D looked at the others: Eliot was doing a weird little dance singing "I knew it." And Turk well he had just fainted.
A few hours later
Somehow they had all managed to get totally wasted and when some one suggested prank phone calls the response was unanimous. Carefully J.D dialled a number and put it on speakerphone. They didn't have to wait long for someone to pick up the phone.
"What the fuck do you want?" Perry asked looking at his clock and wondering whom on God's earth would be stupid enough to call him at three o'clock in the bloody morning. The fist voice he heard was someone counting them in. Then the drunken sounds of someone singing "I love Perry in the summer" to the chorus of "Dr Cox and J.D sitting in a tree." Realization dawned on him.
"Shit." He whispered then he giggled. "What a way to come out of the closet."
What will happen to our fearless heroes now? Will Elliot ever get over her fear of snails? How bad a hangover will they have? Find out next Time on the Bad no Good day.
And now a word form our sponsors:
Stuck in a rut with stories?? Fresh out of new Ideas?? Why don't you try our new Muse lollipop?? Its delicous, its faboulicous and it will leave you with brilliant ideas for stories.
Warning: Over indulgence may cause rabid plot bunnies.
Cutie: Figured who was watching them yet? Do you feel special you gave some inspiration to the anouncering bit.