I'm doing my bronze, *does a little dance* Heres the reunion scene finally
posted.
The people from the other fandoms aren't mine they are just visiting for a
while. I hope you Enjoy it is a rather belated back to school present. But
I had fun with it.
J.D straightened up his tux, looked approvingly at Perry and walked in to the hall, which had been booked for Perry's fifteen-year high school reunion. It would have been ten but his class were never the best at organizing things, it took until the end of the year for them to just vote in a class president.
J.D smiled it had been a lot of hard work to get Perry to come, with a lot of cajoling, pleading, threatening all of which didn't do anything. It was with holding sex that did it. J.D reminisced of how unwilling Perry was to go to this party, when the invitation first arrived J.D had found Perry repeatedly hitting his head against the kitchen table.
As they walked in, Perry groaned and told himself what he would go with out if he ran out of the room screaming like a girl. J.D elbowed him and the frown that was beginning to turn his face into a really scary one smoothly slid into a forced smile.
They stood there for a moment, in a small crowd of people. Everyone in certain cliques, but almost immediately a couple came in bickering about whether or not they could leave. The woman won as her partner stood there with a look of resentment that matched Perry's mood and they stayed. When Perry saw the couple, he did a double take then he walked over to the man. "Becker" Perry exclaimed.
"Cox, long time no see." Becker.
There was a cough from both J.D and the lady beside Becker. Both men go light shade of pink. "Reggie meet Cox, I'd give you his first name but I value my life." Becker said and managed a smile.
"J.D meet Becker, I'd give you his first name but its Becker why bother." Perry retaliated with a twinkle in his eyes.
J.D smiled "See I told you you'd enjoy yourself." He said rather smugly.
"He didn't want to come either?" Reggie asked. The two doctors were remencing and ignoring their dates.
"Nope." J.D answered. They both smirked. There was a loud thunk, their heads turned along with the rest of the room to see the latest guest arrive. She was one of those ladies that put you in mind of evil psychopaths. Dangerous but hell hot. You never would have guessed that her and her date even new each other. He was a balding middle-aged man he was the cause of the thunk and was currently picking up the contents of a spilled briefcase. Becker and Perry glanced at each other, then at the latest arrival and as one they proceeded to hide behind their dates. Reggie and J.D shared a confused look.
"Daddy should be pleased, we can go now Broots." The lady said looking around the room, Her eyes narrowed and she walked quickly over to someone who had just come over from the punch bowl. He saw her and drooped the two glasses he was carrying and ran. The man looked wildly around the room for sanctuary and dove behind J.D, pushing Perry out of his hiding spot.
"Hey, you were the idiot that made PMS angry, now you can face her wrath." Perry said pushing the man out of the way.
"PMS?" The man asked.
PMS taped the man on the shoulder. "My nickname at school, Jarrod" She let out a hollow laugh when she said this.
"Why Parker, you're looking lovely. I'd love to stay and chat only you know how it is." Jarrod said and ran away again. Parker followed him, on there way out they pushed over Broots who had managed to pick up all the contents of the briefcase. It dropped with a loud thunk, Broots let out a little sigh and started to pick up the papers again.
The talk started up, and two people made their way of to join the group of friends. When they reached the little party. The doctors greeted one of the men as if he was a long lost brother. Unfortunately no introductions were made as the three men were swapping stories so the dates had to figure everything out themselves. Eventually they figured out who everyone was, but by that time more people had joined the group. Luckily introductions were made. The ensuing mess ended up sounding something like this:
"Cox long time no see meet my Partner Darien." "Reggie meet Becker" "Becker meet my second in command Samantha" "She can be my second in com- Ow what did you do that for." "J.D meet Bobby. Don't even think about it Jack." "Sam stay away from Becker, he's a dirty old man." "And you aren't, Reggie stay away from Bobby, he'll jump anything that moves." "I resent that."
Eventually through much confusion, everyone was introduced to everyone else at least three or four times.
There was a loud cough. Someone was onstage and was testing the microphone. "And now to present the awards, Coach Mentdoc." The microphone was handed over to a balding old man. Perry's eyes narrowed. He went to move forward but was stopped by Jack and Bobby, holding him back. He glared and tried to shake them off.
"What's the matter?" J.D asked in a whisper.
Becker lent over and whispered in his ear " Cox and the Coach didn't get on very well."
Jack harrumphed. "And the understament of the year award goes to.." He said quietly.
Bobby put his two cents in "The Coach called him a girl in his first year, after that it was all-out war." While his captors were distracted, Perry escaped. He leaped up on to the stage and floored the coach with one hit. He jumped back down and J.D gave him a lecture on good behaviour. He tried hard not to laugh but eventually it was too much for him and as J.D said sounding oddly like a mother "I can't believe you ashamed me like this." Perry cracked up. Pretty soon they were in fits of laughter. It didn't take long to find another presenter. Though as Raymond stood up there, He kept as far away from Perry as possible and kept shooting scared looks in his direction.
Eventually the night came to an end. As Perry, Becker, Jack and Bobby parted, there dates made plans to meet up again soon. In the hotel that night Perry chucked his award on the floor and crawled into bed with J.D happy that he had been dragged to the reunion. J.D smiled as he thought of the discarded statue and the words engraved on it forever. "The person who was never thought to be gay and now is as well as being severely pussywhipped" Perry was never going to live it down.
The characters in order of appearance Dr John Becker and Reggie off Becker. Miss Parker, Broots and Jarrod off the pretender. Bobby Hobbes and Darien Fawkes off The Invisible Man. Colonel Jack O'Neil and Major Samantha Carter off Stargate SG1 The teacher who used to call Perry a girl for Elina. And Raymond off Everybody loves Raymond
J.D straightened up his tux, looked approvingly at Perry and walked in to the hall, which had been booked for Perry's fifteen-year high school reunion. It would have been ten but his class were never the best at organizing things, it took until the end of the year for them to just vote in a class president.
J.D smiled it had been a lot of hard work to get Perry to come, with a lot of cajoling, pleading, threatening all of which didn't do anything. It was with holding sex that did it. J.D reminisced of how unwilling Perry was to go to this party, when the invitation first arrived J.D had found Perry repeatedly hitting his head against the kitchen table.
As they walked in, Perry groaned and told himself what he would go with out if he ran out of the room screaming like a girl. J.D elbowed him and the frown that was beginning to turn his face into a really scary one smoothly slid into a forced smile.
They stood there for a moment, in a small crowd of people. Everyone in certain cliques, but almost immediately a couple came in bickering about whether or not they could leave. The woman won as her partner stood there with a look of resentment that matched Perry's mood and they stayed. When Perry saw the couple, he did a double take then he walked over to the man. "Becker" Perry exclaimed.
"Cox, long time no see." Becker.
There was a cough from both J.D and the lady beside Becker. Both men go light shade of pink. "Reggie meet Cox, I'd give you his first name but I value my life." Becker said and managed a smile.
"J.D meet Becker, I'd give you his first name but its Becker why bother." Perry retaliated with a twinkle in his eyes.
J.D smiled "See I told you you'd enjoy yourself." He said rather smugly.
"He didn't want to come either?" Reggie asked. The two doctors were remencing and ignoring their dates.
"Nope." J.D answered. They both smirked. There was a loud thunk, their heads turned along with the rest of the room to see the latest guest arrive. She was one of those ladies that put you in mind of evil psychopaths. Dangerous but hell hot. You never would have guessed that her and her date even new each other. He was a balding middle-aged man he was the cause of the thunk and was currently picking up the contents of a spilled briefcase. Becker and Perry glanced at each other, then at the latest arrival and as one they proceeded to hide behind their dates. Reggie and J.D shared a confused look.
"Daddy should be pleased, we can go now Broots." The lady said looking around the room, Her eyes narrowed and she walked quickly over to someone who had just come over from the punch bowl. He saw her and drooped the two glasses he was carrying and ran. The man looked wildly around the room for sanctuary and dove behind J.D, pushing Perry out of his hiding spot.
"Hey, you were the idiot that made PMS angry, now you can face her wrath." Perry said pushing the man out of the way.
"PMS?" The man asked.
PMS taped the man on the shoulder. "My nickname at school, Jarrod" She let out a hollow laugh when she said this.
"Why Parker, you're looking lovely. I'd love to stay and chat only you know how it is." Jarrod said and ran away again. Parker followed him, on there way out they pushed over Broots who had managed to pick up all the contents of the briefcase. It dropped with a loud thunk, Broots let out a little sigh and started to pick up the papers again.
The talk started up, and two people made their way of to join the group of friends. When they reached the little party. The doctors greeted one of the men as if he was a long lost brother. Unfortunately no introductions were made as the three men were swapping stories so the dates had to figure everything out themselves. Eventually they figured out who everyone was, but by that time more people had joined the group. Luckily introductions were made. The ensuing mess ended up sounding something like this:
"Cox long time no see meet my Partner Darien." "Reggie meet Becker" "Becker meet my second in command Samantha" "She can be my second in com- Ow what did you do that for." "J.D meet Bobby. Don't even think about it Jack." "Sam stay away from Becker, he's a dirty old man." "And you aren't, Reggie stay away from Bobby, he'll jump anything that moves." "I resent that."
Eventually through much confusion, everyone was introduced to everyone else at least three or four times.
There was a loud cough. Someone was onstage and was testing the microphone. "And now to present the awards, Coach Mentdoc." The microphone was handed over to a balding old man. Perry's eyes narrowed. He went to move forward but was stopped by Jack and Bobby, holding him back. He glared and tried to shake them off.
"What's the matter?" J.D asked in a whisper.
Becker lent over and whispered in his ear " Cox and the Coach didn't get on very well."
Jack harrumphed. "And the understament of the year award goes to.." He said quietly.
Bobby put his two cents in "The Coach called him a girl in his first year, after that it was all-out war." While his captors were distracted, Perry escaped. He leaped up on to the stage and floored the coach with one hit. He jumped back down and J.D gave him a lecture on good behaviour. He tried hard not to laugh but eventually it was too much for him and as J.D said sounding oddly like a mother "I can't believe you ashamed me like this." Perry cracked up. Pretty soon they were in fits of laughter. It didn't take long to find another presenter. Though as Raymond stood up there, He kept as far away from Perry as possible and kept shooting scared looks in his direction.
Eventually the night came to an end. As Perry, Becker, Jack and Bobby parted, there dates made plans to meet up again soon. In the hotel that night Perry chucked his award on the floor and crawled into bed with J.D happy that he had been dragged to the reunion. J.D smiled as he thought of the discarded statue and the words engraved on it forever. "The person who was never thought to be gay and now is as well as being severely pussywhipped" Perry was never going to live it down.
The characters in order of appearance Dr John Becker and Reggie off Becker. Miss Parker, Broots and Jarrod off the pretender. Bobby Hobbes and Darien Fawkes off The Invisible Man. Colonel Jack O'Neil and Major Samantha Carter off Stargate SG1 The teacher who used to call Perry a girl for Elina. And Raymond off Everybody loves Raymond