A/N: I've decided to change the plotline a bit. The gang is gonna watch several episodes of friends. it's more interesting that way. The characters are watching episodes mostly from the first and second season. This incident is taking place three years after Rachel left Barry at the alter. Or what we more commonly refer to "The Third Season".
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Scene: Monica and Rachels apartment. Monica and Phoebe enter.
Phoebe: Hey!
Everyone: Hey.
Phoebe: Monica has great news!
Monica: It is not great news!
Joey: So what's the news?
Monica: We're being sold!
Chandler: Funny, i revieved no payment slip.
Monica: No i mean we're being sold on VHS and VCD and DVD.
Rachel: Are you buying a video store?
Monica: No! Look at this!
(She shows them the tape)
Ross (Reading from the cover): 'The Best Of Friends' Volume one of 6 episodes voted by the fans!'
Phoebe: Isnt it cool?
Chandler: How did this happen?
Rachel: I dunno but i wanna watch!
Joey: Hey Wait a minute! we cant watch that!
Rache: Why not?
Joey: Because it's not right. Who knows what they might be showing...
Chan: They wont be showing your "Saturday Secret" Joe.
Joey: Oh...Ok. Lets Watch
Phoebe: I'll order Pizza.
Rache: What's his Saturday Secret?
Chan: If they're showing it it's fun to watch!
(Ross put the tape into the player)
Rache: Oh no! Look what it says at the back of the cover.
Joey: What?
Rache: The first episode is when i leave Barry at the alter. I cant watch this!
Everyone: Aw Come On!
(Episode starts. First Scene: Central Perk the gang minus Rachel are there.)
Monica (TV): There's nothing to tell! He's Just some guy I work with!
Joey (TV) : C'mon! Youre going out with a guy! there's gotta be something wrong with him!
Chandler : You know, Mon, we were right about him.
Monica (makes a face)
Chandler (TV) : so does he have a hump? a hump and a hairpeice?
Monica : God you guys were mean about my dates!
Chandler: But like i said, we were right about Paul.
Monica (makes a face again)
Rache: Hey i'm about to enter!
(TV Screen: Rachel enters in a wedding gown)
Chandler : (TV) And i just want a million dollars!
Rache (TV) Oh God! Monica Hi!
Monica (TV) : What are you doin here?
Rache: (TV) i was looking for you at your building and then the guy with the big hammer said that you'd be here and you are! you are!
Monica: You know, Rache, i cant believe you didnt invite me to the wedding.
Rache: But honey, we had lost touch!
Phoebe: You didnt invite me either.
Rache: I didnt even know you at the time.
Phoebe: Sure you did. You used to talk to me!
Rache: What?
Phoebe: Yeah, you know, spiritually.
Ross: Shush you guys!
Monica: (TV) Breathe. Now try to think of nice calm things.
Phoebe: (TV) Raindrops on Roses and Whiskers on Kittens! Snowfalkes and Sleighbells and somthing with mittens. lalala something with strings, these....
Rachel: (TV) I'm all better now
Phoebe: (TV) I helped!
END OF PART I OF THIS EPISODE/CHAPTER. I'll update as soon as i can. meanwhile read, enjoy and review!
Thanx 4 all the reviews u guys!
Scene: Monica and Rachels apartment. Monica and Phoebe enter.
Phoebe: Hey!
Everyone: Hey.
Phoebe: Monica has great news!
Monica: It is not great news!
Joey: So what's the news?
Monica: We're being sold!
Chandler: Funny, i revieved no payment slip.
Monica: No i mean we're being sold on VHS and VCD and DVD.
Rachel: Are you buying a video store?
Monica: No! Look at this!
(She shows them the tape)
Ross (Reading from the cover): 'The Best Of Friends' Volume one of 6 episodes voted by the fans!'
Phoebe: Isnt it cool?
Chandler: How did this happen?
Rachel: I dunno but i wanna watch!
Joey: Hey Wait a minute! we cant watch that!
Rache: Why not?
Joey: Because it's not right. Who knows what they might be showing...
Chan: They wont be showing your "Saturday Secret" Joe.
Joey: Oh...Ok. Lets Watch
Phoebe: I'll order Pizza.
Rache: What's his Saturday Secret?
Chan: If they're showing it it's fun to watch!
(Ross put the tape into the player)
Rache: Oh no! Look what it says at the back of the cover.
Joey: What?
Rache: The first episode is when i leave Barry at the alter. I cant watch this!
Everyone: Aw Come On!
(Episode starts. First Scene: Central Perk the gang minus Rachel are there.)
Monica (TV): There's nothing to tell! He's Just some guy I work with!
Joey (TV) : C'mon! Youre going out with a guy! there's gotta be something wrong with him!
Chandler : You know, Mon, we were right about him.
Monica (makes a face)
Chandler (TV) : so does he have a hump? a hump and a hairpeice?
Monica : God you guys were mean about my dates!
Chandler: But like i said, we were right about Paul.
Monica (makes a face again)
Rache: Hey i'm about to enter!
(TV Screen: Rachel enters in a wedding gown)
Chandler : (TV) And i just want a million dollars!
Rache (TV) Oh God! Monica Hi!
Monica (TV) : What are you doin here?
Rache: (TV) i was looking for you at your building and then the guy with the big hammer said that you'd be here and you are! you are!
Monica: You know, Rache, i cant believe you didnt invite me to the wedding.
Rache: But honey, we had lost touch!
Phoebe: You didnt invite me either.
Rache: I didnt even know you at the time.
Phoebe: Sure you did. You used to talk to me!
Rache: What?
Phoebe: Yeah, you know, spiritually.
Ross: Shush you guys!
Monica: (TV) Breathe. Now try to think of nice calm things.
Phoebe: (TV) Raindrops on Roses and Whiskers on Kittens! Snowfalkes and Sleighbells and somthing with mittens. lalala something with strings, these....
Rachel: (TV) I'm all better now
Phoebe: (TV) I helped!
END OF PART I OF THIS EPISODE/CHAPTER. I'll update as soon as i can. meanwhile read, enjoy and review!