Thanks to FireFlare for giving my first review. And for the reward, you
get.
A statue of Kikyo being stabbed through the heart and bleeding all over! And its made of Kikyo herself! Thank you garbage compressors! clap clap
Anyway, the first story id from FireFlare! Enjoy!\
"Inuyasha", said Keade. "what hag?" "I have found out how Naraku makes his demon puppets, and Kagome convinced me to make one of you." "Alright!" said Inuyasha jumping up. "When will it be ready?" "It's made right now" "Yes! I know just what to use it on."
* later *
As Kikyo was walking through the forest, she spotted Inuyasha in a clearing and ran up to him. "Oh Inuyasha! Will you give up that copy and come to hell with me?" But as Inuyasha turned to her, his face looked really weird. Like this :I "Inuyasha! What did that wench do to you? But without saying anything, He pulled out a steak knife.
let your minds wander now. hehehe *
Anyway, on to the next story by The cow mutant. You get a similar Kikyo statue, but smaller. On to the story!
One day, Kikyo was sitting on the edge of a cliff thinking how much she hated Inuyasha, when one of her soul stealers came up to her with a soul. "Good", she said. "Another soul for me to absorb". But right before she touched the soul, it broke loose and started beating Kikyo to a bloody pulp. Around the time she started to cough up organs, she lost her balance and fell of the cliff. SPLAT. Then the soul started feasting on her inards.
THE END
The third story is from IceDragon'08, who gets my final reward. The same statue of Kikyo, but the smallest one. Don't worry though, this one contains her heart.
Now the fic!
As Kikyo was going through the forest, she was brooding on how much she despised Inuyasha. 'But his brother is really handsome though.' So she went to find Sesshoumaru and confess her love to him. "Oh Sesshoumaru! I have traveled for days just to tell you that I love you! Please come down to hell with me!" Suddenly, you hear the rumble of thousands of feet in the background, then tons of fan girls show up, lead by IceDragon! "NO ONE CAN TAKE SESSHY FROM US!!" the all yelled. So the dragged her and threw her into a hot spring, watching her melt in the water while chanting "KILL THE POT! KILL THE POT! KILL THE POT!" Then they all went back and glomped Fluffy until he passed out from lack of oxygen.
Next is Gurl, who gave me so many ideas that it will take me a long time to write. And she gets a Kikyo statue too for giving me so many ideas. Oh what the heck. STATUES FOR EVERYONE!! * throws statues * Now onto the fic!!
One day Hojo was walking in traffic because he was so dense. And Kikoy was ther too looking for Inuyasha. But "sadly" they got hit by an 18 wheeler and had to be pried off the windshield. But neither of them were killed, so the spent the rest of their miserable existence in a lot of pain in intensive care.
Another time Kikyo was standing on a cliff, but because I hate her so much, I pushed her off and she fell on a bunch of spikes at the bottom of the cliff and died a slow horrible bleeding painful etc, death.
Again, Kagome was at her house getting ready to go back in time, when the doorbell rang. She went down to get it, and it was Hojo. "Hey Kagome!" he said WAY too happily. "Geez! What is it Hojo?! Can't I go a day without you asking me out?!" Kagome yelled. But suddenly, Inuyasha showed up and got real mad at Hojo. So he grabbed him, threw him on the backyard, pulled p the God Tree, and smashed it down in the moron's head. Hojo died with much pain and suffering.
One day the Inu-gang was walking through the forest when Kikyo showed up. "Reincarnation! I shall reclaim my soul from you!" Inuyasha And Miroku got really pissed at this, so Inuyasha sliced off all her limbs and let her bleed to death, the Miroku sucked up the rest of her with the wind tunnel.
One day Kagura went up to Naraku. "Hey Naraku, I bet Sesshoumaru $20 that you didn't like Kikyo, and he said you did. Do you?" she said. "WHAT?! I DO NOT LOVE THAT EVIL BITCH!! AND TO PROVE IT, I'LL GO OUT AND KILL HER!!". He really did love her, but before thinking, he ran out to find her and chopped her head off. 0.o "Whoops.."
One day as the Inu-gang was walking down a road, Kikyo showed up and pressed a knife to Inuyasha's throat. "Inuyasha! You will come to hell with me or die!" But before she could do anything, she slipped and accidentally plunged the knife into her heart and died.(
One day as Kagome was as school, she noticed a guy just staring at her. And every day he was staring at her again, so she went back in time to get away. Though Kikyo had seen Kagome go through the well earlier, and decided to try it. So the both jumped at the exact same time. So when Kikoy came out of the well, Kagome's stalker though she was her and he killed her. Hehehe
THE END
Finally, Gurl's stories end. I commend you for so many ideas. Next up is uni.
One day Kikyo was thinking so much on how much she hated Inuyasha that she lost track of time. Next time she saw Inuyasha, he was walking along a road with Kagome. Kikyo then jumped put at them. "Inuyasha! You will go to hell with me!" Inuyasha and Kagome just stared at her. "Kikyo, we've been married for 5 years and have 6 children! You spent WAY! Too much thinking how to kill me. Then Kikyo had a heart attack and died.
One day during class, Hojo was goofing off while he was supposed to be taking a test because he is so dense. Then he realized that he had 20 seconds left to do the test, so he started writing really fast. So fast that his pencil tip snapped off and his paper caught on fire. But instead of falling on the floor, the tip ricocheted off the walls, puncturing him repeatedly while the fire burnt him to a crisp.
THE END
This next one is from Yume Myonaka
One day Kagome was walking through the forest, when she came across Inuyasha and Kikyo together under a tree. Kagome got really pissed, so she took out an arrow and shot Kikyo in the head. A big thunderstorm welled up and fried Kikyo to a crisp, but didn't hurt Inuyasha. Kagome was still in a bad mood, so she went to school tomorrow with her arrows and turned Hojo into a pin cushion.
THE END
The final one is from ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? (I even got the right number of ?s)
One day Kikyo was sitting on the edge of a cliff when Inuyasha walked p to her and pushed her off the cliff because he hated her. She fell down into a hot spring of boiling water and started to melt. She rushed out and Inuyasha poured honey onto her. Hornets then swarmed around her, stinging her almost to death. Somehow she managed to escape, but then wolves smelt her blood and ripped her limb from limb. Inuyasha was laughing the whole time.
THE END
Whew, that took a while. Cya guys next time on.
The Many Ways To Kill Kikyo
A statue of Kikyo being stabbed through the heart and bleeding all over! And its made of Kikyo herself! Thank you garbage compressors! clap clap
Anyway, the first story id from FireFlare! Enjoy!\
"Inuyasha", said Keade. "what hag?" "I have found out how Naraku makes his demon puppets, and Kagome convinced me to make one of you." "Alright!" said Inuyasha jumping up. "When will it be ready?" "It's made right now" "Yes! I know just what to use it on."
* later *
As Kikyo was walking through the forest, she spotted Inuyasha in a clearing and ran up to him. "Oh Inuyasha! Will you give up that copy and come to hell with me?" But as Inuyasha turned to her, his face looked really weird. Like this :I "Inuyasha! What did that wench do to you? But without saying anything, He pulled out a steak knife.
let your minds wander now. hehehe *
Anyway, on to the next story by The cow mutant. You get a similar Kikyo statue, but smaller. On to the story!
One day, Kikyo was sitting on the edge of a cliff thinking how much she hated Inuyasha, when one of her soul stealers came up to her with a soul. "Good", she said. "Another soul for me to absorb". But right before she touched the soul, it broke loose and started beating Kikyo to a bloody pulp. Around the time she started to cough up organs, she lost her balance and fell of the cliff. SPLAT. Then the soul started feasting on her inards.
THE END
The third story is from IceDragon'08, who gets my final reward. The same statue of Kikyo, but the smallest one. Don't worry though, this one contains her heart.
Now the fic!
As Kikyo was going through the forest, she was brooding on how much she despised Inuyasha. 'But his brother is really handsome though.' So she went to find Sesshoumaru and confess her love to him. "Oh Sesshoumaru! I have traveled for days just to tell you that I love you! Please come down to hell with me!" Suddenly, you hear the rumble of thousands of feet in the background, then tons of fan girls show up, lead by IceDragon! "NO ONE CAN TAKE SESSHY FROM US!!" the all yelled. So the dragged her and threw her into a hot spring, watching her melt in the water while chanting "KILL THE POT! KILL THE POT! KILL THE POT!" Then they all went back and glomped Fluffy until he passed out from lack of oxygen.
Next is Gurl, who gave me so many ideas that it will take me a long time to write. And she gets a Kikyo statue too for giving me so many ideas. Oh what the heck. STATUES FOR EVERYONE!! * throws statues * Now onto the fic!!
One day Hojo was walking in traffic because he was so dense. And Kikoy was ther too looking for Inuyasha. But "sadly" they got hit by an 18 wheeler and had to be pried off the windshield. But neither of them were killed, so the spent the rest of their miserable existence in a lot of pain in intensive care.
Another time Kikyo was standing on a cliff, but because I hate her so much, I pushed her off and she fell on a bunch of spikes at the bottom of the cliff and died a slow horrible bleeding painful etc, death.
Again, Kagome was at her house getting ready to go back in time, when the doorbell rang. She went down to get it, and it was Hojo. "Hey Kagome!" he said WAY too happily. "Geez! What is it Hojo?! Can't I go a day without you asking me out?!" Kagome yelled. But suddenly, Inuyasha showed up and got real mad at Hojo. So he grabbed him, threw him on the backyard, pulled p the God Tree, and smashed it down in the moron's head. Hojo died with much pain and suffering.
One day the Inu-gang was walking through the forest when Kikyo showed up. "Reincarnation! I shall reclaim my soul from you!" Inuyasha And Miroku got really pissed at this, so Inuyasha sliced off all her limbs and let her bleed to death, the Miroku sucked up the rest of her with the wind tunnel.
One day Kagura went up to Naraku. "Hey Naraku, I bet Sesshoumaru $20 that you didn't like Kikyo, and he said you did. Do you?" she said. "WHAT?! I DO NOT LOVE THAT EVIL BITCH!! AND TO PROVE IT, I'LL GO OUT AND KILL HER!!". He really did love her, but before thinking, he ran out to find her and chopped her head off. 0.o "Whoops.."
One day as the Inu-gang was walking down a road, Kikyo showed up and pressed a knife to Inuyasha's throat. "Inuyasha! You will come to hell with me or die!" But before she could do anything, she slipped and accidentally plunged the knife into her heart and died.(
One day as Kagome was as school, she noticed a guy just staring at her. And every day he was staring at her again, so she went back in time to get away. Though Kikyo had seen Kagome go through the well earlier, and decided to try it. So the both jumped at the exact same time. So when Kikoy came out of the well, Kagome's stalker though she was her and he killed her. Hehehe
THE END
Finally, Gurl's stories end. I commend you for so many ideas. Next up is uni.
One day Kikyo was thinking so much on how much she hated Inuyasha that she lost track of time. Next time she saw Inuyasha, he was walking along a road with Kagome. Kikyo then jumped put at them. "Inuyasha! You will go to hell with me!" Inuyasha and Kagome just stared at her. "Kikyo, we've been married for 5 years and have 6 children! You spent WAY! Too much thinking how to kill me. Then Kikyo had a heart attack and died.
One day during class, Hojo was goofing off while he was supposed to be taking a test because he is so dense. Then he realized that he had 20 seconds left to do the test, so he started writing really fast. So fast that his pencil tip snapped off and his paper caught on fire. But instead of falling on the floor, the tip ricocheted off the walls, puncturing him repeatedly while the fire burnt him to a crisp.
THE END
This next one is from Yume Myonaka
One day Kagome was walking through the forest, when she came across Inuyasha and Kikyo together under a tree. Kagome got really pissed, so she took out an arrow and shot Kikyo in the head. A big thunderstorm welled up and fried Kikyo to a crisp, but didn't hurt Inuyasha. Kagome was still in a bad mood, so she went to school tomorrow with her arrows and turned Hojo into a pin cushion.
THE END
The final one is from ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? (I even got the right number of ?s)
One day Kikyo was sitting on the edge of a cliff when Inuyasha walked p to her and pushed her off the cliff because he hated her. She fell down into a hot spring of boiling water and started to melt. She rushed out and Inuyasha poured honey onto her. Hornets then swarmed around her, stinging her almost to death. Somehow she managed to escape, but then wolves smelt her blood and ripped her limb from limb. Inuyasha was laughing the whole time.
THE END
Whew, that took a while. Cya guys next time on.
The Many Ways To Kill Kikyo