YAY! 13 reviews! I feel so loved. Anyway, I got a new room today. My old one was too cramped, so im in a new one and my brother has the other one. 0.o Unfortunately, my old computer is still in there, and my parents aren't going to move it pouts but I can still write it on this computer, but updates may be a little slower. I have to share this with my parents, and they get on a lot, (not fair! My room! Not theirs!) so it sux. BUT I WILL NOT REST AS LONG AS KIKYO CAN STILL BE TOUTURED!!!!!!

My first of two fics is skittymct90

One day, Kagome was coming back through the well as usual. But this time, she had something special with her. So the Inu gang was walking along the road, when Kikyo showed up. "Oh Inuyasha! Will you go to hell with me?" So Kagome got pissed (she gets pissed a lot doesn't she?) and pulled out her surprise . . . GRENADES!!! So she threw some grenades at Kikyo until she was nothing but a bid crater in the ground. Then everyone danced around the crater singing Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead.

THE END

Hehe, I liked that one. The final one is from IceDragon'08, who put me on the favorite list. But since you already have Kikyo's heart, I give you her brain . . . actually, that's gross. But how can I say that. After all the thing I've written. Anyway, onto the fic.

One day Miroku was walking along alone on a path because I told him to kill Kikyo. Unfortunately, I erased his memory, so he doesn't know what she looks like. Hehe. So as he was walking, he say Kikyo in the bushes. (what the heck is she doing in bushes?) Since he didn't know her, right when he saw her he ran up to her. "Miss, will you do me the honor of bearing me a son? (I know most people say child, but I say the episode on tape and he says son) Suddenly, he got his memory back. "AH! WHAT AM I SAYING?!" Then Kikyo snapped out of it. "YOU PERVERT!" Then she slapped him, but ended up knocking the prayer beads off him instead. Then she was sucked into oblivion.

THE END

Darn. Only 2 new requests. I though people like my story.

This chapter id dedicated to IceDragon'08, my best reviewer. (