A/N: Hello! Now i know i made some silly spelling errors in the last chapter, but ignore that coz i type pretty fast.
Hope you guys like this chapter...
Disclamer (which i forgot to write earlier) : I own NOTHING but the plot.
PART II OF DISCUSSIONS : THE INTERVIEW
Ross: Ok so the list is ready...now do we have to wait for them to come?
Phoebe: Maybe they're watching us now and know that we're ready.
(Phoebe must have been right because out of no where, Marta and David appearead)
David: Hello! we see that you are ready now.
Marta: We'll be happy to answer your questions.
(The Gang is a little taken aback for a second. Then Ross speaks up)
Ross: Yes we have some questions for you.
Marta: Go on....
Ross: You made this TV Serial. But why did you choose to make it on us?
Marta: You were the winners of a small contest that we held at our office. We took a look at many groups of friends and found that you were the most eligible, considering you'll are the most interesting, different and yet down to earth group.
David: And your look had no problems, either. You guys looked perfect for our serial.
Rachel: But why not just hire actors?
Marta: We believe in capturing the natural aspect of your lives. An actor wouldnt be able to play your part better than you would.
Monica: How did you manage to film everything? Did you use hidden camera's?
David: Yes we used hidden camera's. And we made sure that we put it in places where people would never look. have you noticed in the episode you just saw that the right hand side wall of your apartment has never been shown? And the front wall of the coffee house isnt shown either because that's where the camera is.
Marta: And there's nothing on the right hand side wall to clean, So Monica hasnt noticed the camera either. Plus the lense is quite small. We edit it and change the format later to make it look absolutley proffessional.
Chandler: Speaking of proffesional, it says that this is a Warner Bros™ production. is that true?
David: Absolutley! Warner Bros approved of our idea and they have immensley helped us. We are really greatfull to them.
Joey: On which channel do we appear?
Marta: NBC, on Thursday nights (A/N: correct me if i'm wrong because i'm not American. here in India it comes on Sundays)
David: But that's in America....you appear all over the world at different times.
Rachel: Wait a sec, I've been trying to get NBC for years!
Marta: Er...We've been making sure you dont get it actually. We didnt mean for you to find out so soon.
David: Someone was supposed to be on duty at the videostore so you wouldnt see the tapes, but he goofed up.
Phoebe: Where does all the laughter come from?
David: Once we edit the episode, we show it to an audience who tell us what they like and dont like. The laughter comes from them- your fans.
Marta: The audience tells us what to cut and what not to. Thats why there's "unseen footage" in this volume.
Ross: So the unseen footage isnt generally seen on tv?
David: No. it's only in the "best of friends" volumes and other special tapes and DVD's.
Monica: So what is this unseen footage!?
Marta: Oh many things like Phoebe singing in the subway....
Phoebe: Hey!
David: Dont worry! We have a lot of footage of you and your guitar in future episodes
Marta: Other unseen footage is Joey's dialoge in Ross's apartment - "Hey Hey Hey if your gonna start all that stuff, we're outta here" and Ross saying how he's only 26 and he's divorced.
Joey: Wow!
Rache: But if we're so famous, why dont we get recognised on the street?
Joey: and how come i dont get acting job's?
Marta: You dont get acting job's because Me and David stop you from getting acting job's. We want you to work for us! we know it sounds a little mean, but thats our job! we're sorry!
David: Once in a while we do give you job's because you need the money
Marta: And you guy's are recognised but you just dont know it. Fortunately we have the power of stopping people from coming up to you. But now that you know you're famous it's ok. (A/N: What better explanation could i give?)
Chandler: No wonder i got promoted!
Ross: But how do you just appear out of thin air?
Marta: Sorry we cant say.
Monica: and what is that Party thing with us holding the colored umbrellas? we never did that! how did you manage to do that?
David: Sorry we cant say.
Phoebe: But are you going to continue to film us?
David: Now that we can say!
Marta: Yes of course!
David: This serial is so popular and well loved! We're thinking of making at least 10 seasons!
Marta: That's 10 years of your life!
Monica: 10 years?
Rache: Oh my god!
David: Dont worry. You just have to be your selves. We might even film you out in the open now.
Marta: It's no big deal
Phoebe: Of course it is.
Rache: Yeah!
Ross: It's like invasion of Privacy!
Monica: And you didnt even ask us!
David: We're sorry. We needed to make it look absolutely natural!
Joey: And we dont even get paid!
Marta: Well now you will.
Joey: Great! when do we start?
END OF PART II
A/n: hehehe how did you like it? reveiw and tell me.
Hope you guys like this chapter...
Disclamer (which i forgot to write earlier) : I own NOTHING but the plot.
PART II OF DISCUSSIONS : THE INTERVIEW
Ross: Ok so the list is ready...now do we have to wait for them to come?
Phoebe: Maybe they're watching us now and know that we're ready.
(Phoebe must have been right because out of no where, Marta and David appearead)
David: Hello! we see that you are ready now.
Marta: We'll be happy to answer your questions.
(The Gang is a little taken aback for a second. Then Ross speaks up)
Ross: Yes we have some questions for you.
Marta: Go on....
Ross: You made this TV Serial. But why did you choose to make it on us?
Marta: You were the winners of a small contest that we held at our office. We took a look at many groups of friends and found that you were the most eligible, considering you'll are the most interesting, different and yet down to earth group.
David: And your look had no problems, either. You guys looked perfect for our serial.
Rachel: But why not just hire actors?
Marta: We believe in capturing the natural aspect of your lives. An actor wouldnt be able to play your part better than you would.
Monica: How did you manage to film everything? Did you use hidden camera's?
David: Yes we used hidden camera's. And we made sure that we put it in places where people would never look. have you noticed in the episode you just saw that the right hand side wall of your apartment has never been shown? And the front wall of the coffee house isnt shown either because that's where the camera is.
Marta: And there's nothing on the right hand side wall to clean, So Monica hasnt noticed the camera either. Plus the lense is quite small. We edit it and change the format later to make it look absolutley proffessional.
Chandler: Speaking of proffesional, it says that this is a Warner Bros™ production. is that true?
David: Absolutley! Warner Bros approved of our idea and they have immensley helped us. We are really greatfull to them.
Joey: On which channel do we appear?
Marta: NBC, on Thursday nights (A/N: correct me if i'm wrong because i'm not American. here in India it comes on Sundays)
David: But that's in America....you appear all over the world at different times.
Rachel: Wait a sec, I've been trying to get NBC for years!
Marta: Er...We've been making sure you dont get it actually. We didnt mean for you to find out so soon.
David: Someone was supposed to be on duty at the videostore so you wouldnt see the tapes, but he goofed up.
Phoebe: Where does all the laughter come from?
David: Once we edit the episode, we show it to an audience who tell us what they like and dont like. The laughter comes from them- your fans.
Marta: The audience tells us what to cut and what not to. Thats why there's "unseen footage" in this volume.
Ross: So the unseen footage isnt generally seen on tv?
David: No. it's only in the "best of friends" volumes and other special tapes and DVD's.
Monica: So what is this unseen footage!?
Marta: Oh many things like Phoebe singing in the subway....
Phoebe: Hey!
David: Dont worry! We have a lot of footage of you and your guitar in future episodes
Marta: Other unseen footage is Joey's dialoge in Ross's apartment - "Hey Hey Hey if your gonna start all that stuff, we're outta here" and Ross saying how he's only 26 and he's divorced.
Joey: Wow!
Rache: But if we're so famous, why dont we get recognised on the street?
Joey: and how come i dont get acting job's?
Marta: You dont get acting job's because Me and David stop you from getting acting job's. We want you to work for us! we know it sounds a little mean, but thats our job! we're sorry!
David: Once in a while we do give you job's because you need the money
Marta: And you guy's are recognised but you just dont know it. Fortunately we have the power of stopping people from coming up to you. But now that you know you're famous it's ok. (A/N: What better explanation could i give?)
Chandler: No wonder i got promoted!
Ross: But how do you just appear out of thin air?
Marta: Sorry we cant say.
Monica: and what is that Party thing with us holding the colored umbrellas? we never did that! how did you manage to do that?
David: Sorry we cant say.
Phoebe: But are you going to continue to film us?
David: Now that we can say!
Marta: Yes of course!
David: This serial is so popular and well loved! We're thinking of making at least 10 seasons!
Marta: That's 10 years of your life!
Monica: 10 years?
Rache: Oh my god!
David: Dont worry. You just have to be your selves. We might even film you out in the open now.
Marta: It's no big deal
Phoebe: Of course it is.
Rache: Yeah!
Ross: It's like invasion of Privacy!
Monica: And you didnt even ask us!
David: We're sorry. We needed to make it look absolutely natural!
Joey: And we dont even get paid!
Marta: Well now you will.
Joey: Great! when do we start?
END OF PART II
A/n: hehehe how did you like it? reveiw and tell me.