A/N: hi you guys! I've decided to continue because of all ur wonderful reviews! You all liked it so I've decided that it's worth writing more. And to the anonymous writer, Area 51, and annabanana who said i sucked : I don't care. I love flames;) although u could elaborate and tell me why....unless ur just being plain malicious....if you dont like it dont read it!
I'm splitting up both the parts into four chapters. Enjoy!
EPISODE 2 PART 1
Rache: I Love This! I Love This! I Love This! I Love This....
Monica: I Hate This!
Rache: What?
Monica: Our lives! We're on TV! and the entire world knows about us! it's not done!
Ross: Yeah I agree!
Joey: Guys! Guys! their PAYING US!
Monica: Yeah....Well....But Still! I Just.....
Chandler: Why don't we watch the next episode?
Joey: Yeah it's all about me! and Ursula.....
Phoebe: Uh Oh! I don't think I'll watch!
Everyone: No! Phoebe c'mon stay!
Phoebe: Yeah I would! but I have....class.
Ross: Class?
Phoebe: yeah....class....I have, um, guitar class!
Joey: You do not!
Phoebe: Yes I do! ok bye! see ya!
Chandler: Hold it right there! (Pull's Phoebe down onto the couch)
Rache: Ok so should I start it?
Everyone: Yeah...
Episode Starts
(Chandler and Joey are at Riff's)
Chandler (TV) : It's been a half hour! This is unbelievable! If this were a cartoon you'd be looking like a ham right about now!
Joey : Oh There's the waitress. Hello? Excuse Me, Miss?
(Waitress (Ursula) Turns around)
Chandler : It's Phoebe! hi!
Ursula: Hi! Ok Will that be all?
Chandler (Not TV) : you know you guys really do look the same.
Phoebe: That's not a very nice thing to say! look at her she's hideous!
Ross: Um, Pheebs she's your twin!
Phoebe: she's not my identical twin!
Joey: I thought so!
Chandler: (TV) Ok look at her and tell me they don't look exactly the same.
Joey: I'm saying I see a difference!
Chandler: They're Twins!
Joey: So What! Phoebe's Phoebe. Ursula's Hot!
Phoebe: (Not TV) Joey!
Joey: What?
Phoebe: Phoebe's Phoebe?
Joey: but you are!
Chandler: (TV) Hey Pheebs guess who we met today!
Phoebe: Ooh! Ok Fun!
Phoebe: (Not TV) It would have been better if you had met the woman who cuts my hair! she's a lot more fun than what's-her-name.
Joey: (TV) Yeah, she works down at that place....
Phoebe: Riffs? Yeah. I know.
Chandler: Oh you do? because she said that you guys hadn't spoken in like years.
Phoebe: Uh Huh. So is she fat?
Joey: Not from where I was standing.
Phoebe (To Chandler) Where were you standing?
(Cut to a later scene: Marcel, getting a hold of Monica and Rachel's remote has managed to change the appearing language to Spanish)
Rache: (TV) Hey! Urkle in Spanish, is Urkle!
Ross: (trying to figure out a way to change the settings): How did he do this?
Joey Enters.
Chandler: Hey!
Joey: Hey! I think Ursula likes me! all I ordered was coffee....
Chandler (Not TV) Joey, don't you regret going out with Ursula?
Joey: No....Why?
Phoebe: How about because she broke your heart and almost broke our friendship?
Joey: Sorry, Pheebs
Joey: (TV) Pheebs?
Phoebe: Yeah?
Joey: Do you think it would be ok if I asked your sister out?
Phoebe: why would you wanna do that? why?
Joey: so that if we went on a date, she'd be there!
Phoebe: Well I mean, I'm not my sisters....whatever. true we were one egg once but...drifted apart....so, why not? ok sure.
Joey: Thanks Pheebs.
(Cut to Ross and Susan at Lamaze class)
Ross: (Not TV) Oh No!
Ross: (TV) Where's Carol?
Susan: stuck at a PTA meeting. You can go. I'll get the information.
Ross: No! No. I think we should both be here. I think we should both know what's going on
Susan: Good. this will be fun!
Lamaze Class Lady: Ok Mothers I want you to sit down and coaches, you should be supporting Mommy's head.
(Ross and Susan both gesture each other to sit down)
Joey (Not TV) : but she's a woman....shouldn't she be the mom?
Ross: Exactly
Rache: But maybe she just didn't want to miss out on the coaching!
Ross (TV) : How do you propose we settle this?
Susan: I will flip you for it
Ross: Oh You'll flip....heads! heads!
Susan: On Your back....mom!
(Everyone except Ross laughs)
(Cut To Scene where Rache, Monica and Chandler are knitting)
Monica (TV) : So you haven't told this girl she's fired?
Chandler: Yeah, Well I will tell her.
Rache: Yeah that should be easy now that you're dating. Honey, you're fired. But how about a quickie before I go to work.
(Knock on the door Monica gets up to answer it and a tangled up Chandler and Rachel are forced to tag along behind her)
Mr. Heckles: You're doing it again.
Monica: Doing What? we're just sitting around and talking. Quietly.
Mr. Heckles: I can hear you through the ceiling. My Cats can't sleep.
Rache: you don't have cats.
Mr. Heckles: I could have cats.
Monica: Goodbye, Mr. Heckles.
Rache: We'll try to keep it down.
Phoebe: (Not TV) oh poor Mr. Heckles! Nobody understood him!
(Enter Joey)
Joey: Hey!
Everyone: Hey!
Joey: Oh Pheebs! Could you try this on? I just wanna make sure this fits.
Phoebe: Oh! my first birthday present! This is really....
Joey: Oh no no no! it's for Ursula. I just figured you know size wise....
Phoebe: Oh ok...(Hold's it up against her and then throws it back down) Fits.
Phoebe: (Not TV) Joey, you owe me a birthday present from that year, you know!
Joey: What?
Phoebe: yeah you didn't buy me anything!
Chandler: Guy's! Guy's!
Joey (TV): Pheebs I thought you said it was ok for me to date her.
Phoebe: Well maybe now it's not ok.
Joey: Well maybe now I'm not ok with it not being ok.
Phoebe: Ok!
(A silence)
Chandler: Knit, good woman! Knit!
END OF PART 1 OF PART 1!
A/N: Yes i know that was LAME! but i'm running out of good comments to write! give me idea's!
Next Chapter there'll be more about Nina (Chandler's G.F), Rachel and the Chrismas lights and of course about Joey/Ursula.
I'm splitting up both the parts into four chapters. Enjoy!
EPISODE 2 PART 1
Rache: I Love This! I Love This! I Love This! I Love This....
Monica: I Hate This!
Rache: What?
Monica: Our lives! We're on TV! and the entire world knows about us! it's not done!
Ross: Yeah I agree!
Joey: Guys! Guys! their PAYING US!
Monica: Yeah....Well....But Still! I Just.....
Chandler: Why don't we watch the next episode?
Joey: Yeah it's all about me! and Ursula.....
Phoebe: Uh Oh! I don't think I'll watch!
Everyone: No! Phoebe c'mon stay!
Phoebe: Yeah I would! but I have....class.
Ross: Class?
Phoebe: yeah....class....I have, um, guitar class!
Joey: You do not!
Phoebe: Yes I do! ok bye! see ya!
Chandler: Hold it right there! (Pull's Phoebe down onto the couch)
Rache: Ok so should I start it?
Everyone: Yeah...
Episode Starts
(Chandler and Joey are at Riff's)
Chandler (TV) : It's been a half hour! This is unbelievable! If this were a cartoon you'd be looking like a ham right about now!
Joey : Oh There's the waitress. Hello? Excuse Me, Miss?
(Waitress (Ursula) Turns around)
Chandler : It's Phoebe! hi!
Ursula: Hi! Ok Will that be all?
Chandler (Not TV) : you know you guys really do look the same.
Phoebe: That's not a very nice thing to say! look at her she's hideous!
Ross: Um, Pheebs she's your twin!
Phoebe: she's not my identical twin!
Joey: I thought so!
Chandler: (TV) Ok look at her and tell me they don't look exactly the same.
Joey: I'm saying I see a difference!
Chandler: They're Twins!
Joey: So What! Phoebe's Phoebe. Ursula's Hot!
Phoebe: (Not TV) Joey!
Joey: What?
Phoebe: Phoebe's Phoebe?
Joey: but you are!
Chandler: (TV) Hey Pheebs guess who we met today!
Phoebe: Ooh! Ok Fun!
Phoebe: (Not TV) It would have been better if you had met the woman who cuts my hair! she's a lot more fun than what's-her-name.
Joey: (TV) Yeah, she works down at that place....
Phoebe: Riffs? Yeah. I know.
Chandler: Oh you do? because she said that you guys hadn't spoken in like years.
Phoebe: Uh Huh. So is she fat?
Joey: Not from where I was standing.
Phoebe (To Chandler) Where were you standing?
(Cut to a later scene: Marcel, getting a hold of Monica and Rachel's remote has managed to change the appearing language to Spanish)
Rache: (TV) Hey! Urkle in Spanish, is Urkle!
Ross: (trying to figure out a way to change the settings): How did he do this?
Joey Enters.
Chandler: Hey!
Joey: Hey! I think Ursula likes me! all I ordered was coffee....
Chandler (Not TV) Joey, don't you regret going out with Ursula?
Joey: No....Why?
Phoebe: How about because she broke your heart and almost broke our friendship?
Joey: Sorry, Pheebs
Joey: (TV) Pheebs?
Phoebe: Yeah?
Joey: Do you think it would be ok if I asked your sister out?
Phoebe: why would you wanna do that? why?
Joey: so that if we went on a date, she'd be there!
Phoebe: Well I mean, I'm not my sisters....whatever. true we were one egg once but...drifted apart....so, why not? ok sure.
Joey: Thanks Pheebs.
(Cut to Ross and Susan at Lamaze class)
Ross: (Not TV) Oh No!
Ross: (TV) Where's Carol?
Susan: stuck at a PTA meeting. You can go. I'll get the information.
Ross: No! No. I think we should both be here. I think we should both know what's going on
Susan: Good. this will be fun!
Lamaze Class Lady: Ok Mothers I want you to sit down and coaches, you should be supporting Mommy's head.
(Ross and Susan both gesture each other to sit down)
Joey (Not TV) : but she's a woman....shouldn't she be the mom?
Ross: Exactly
Rache: But maybe she just didn't want to miss out on the coaching!
Ross (TV) : How do you propose we settle this?
Susan: I will flip you for it
Ross: Oh You'll flip....heads! heads!
Susan: On Your back....mom!
(Everyone except Ross laughs)
(Cut To Scene where Rache, Monica and Chandler are knitting)
Monica (TV) : So you haven't told this girl she's fired?
Chandler: Yeah, Well I will tell her.
Rache: Yeah that should be easy now that you're dating. Honey, you're fired. But how about a quickie before I go to work.
(Knock on the door Monica gets up to answer it and a tangled up Chandler and Rachel are forced to tag along behind her)
Mr. Heckles: You're doing it again.
Monica: Doing What? we're just sitting around and talking. Quietly.
Mr. Heckles: I can hear you through the ceiling. My Cats can't sleep.
Rache: you don't have cats.
Mr. Heckles: I could have cats.
Monica: Goodbye, Mr. Heckles.
Rache: We'll try to keep it down.
Phoebe: (Not TV) oh poor Mr. Heckles! Nobody understood him!
(Enter Joey)
Joey: Hey!
Everyone: Hey!
Joey: Oh Pheebs! Could you try this on? I just wanna make sure this fits.
Phoebe: Oh! my first birthday present! This is really....
Joey: Oh no no no! it's for Ursula. I just figured you know size wise....
Phoebe: Oh ok...(Hold's it up against her and then throws it back down) Fits.
Phoebe: (Not TV) Joey, you owe me a birthday present from that year, you know!
Joey: What?
Phoebe: yeah you didn't buy me anything!
Chandler: Guy's! Guy's!
Joey (TV): Pheebs I thought you said it was ok for me to date her.
Phoebe: Well maybe now it's not ok.
Joey: Well maybe now I'm not ok with it not being ok.
Phoebe: Ok!
(A silence)
Chandler: Knit, good woman! Knit!
END OF PART 1 OF PART 1!
A/N: Yes i know that was LAME! but i'm running out of good comments to write! give me idea's!
Next Chapter there'll be more about Nina (Chandler's G.F), Rachel and the Chrismas lights and of course about Joey/Ursula.