It's all about the Benjamin's (Remix)

By: Puff Daddy (Feat. Jadakiss, Sheek, Lil'Kim & Notorious B.I.G)

It's all about the Trophies

By: Elven Angel Andrea (Feat. Link, Roy, Marth, Ganondorf & Samus)

I could never get tired of this song. This parody was inspired by Weird Al's own parody of this song; "It's all about the Pentiums."

Intro: ME!

Uhh, uh-huh yeah

Uhh, uh-huh, yeah

It's all about the Trophies baby

Uhh, uh-huh, yeah

It's all about the Trophies baby

Melee Gamers, uhh

Verse One: Link

Now... what y'all wanna do?

Wanna be gamers? Code Sharkers?

Authors -- who reading the fics wit the spoilers

On the low from Melee in the Cube

Tryin to beat the Hands wit some fist to fist combat

Yeah livin the dream, knuckle sandwich meals

Cut up, banged up, and healed up

But still, everything's real in the Battlefield

And Entei you can't get now, so you try again later

But don't knock me for tryin to bury Giga Bowser, over in F.D

Time in which I'm the Hero. I wanna be heard, that's my word

Swimmin in bonus points for gaining the Mach Rider.

Lottery gambling for the Great Fox & F-Zero Racers

It's all about the Trophies', what?

Kirby Hat 5 for all warriors unlocked.

Majora's Mask in my hands wit Marin

And dive into Adventure Mode.

Fuck being a coward, nigga

Verse Two: Roy

I wanted all chromed out wit the sword, nigga

Drinkin Lon Lon, flying the Arwing

I'm wit my man Marth, watched by female gamers (uhh)

Rockin the Game, with bombs & weapons (c'mon)

Lost your touch? We kept ours, poppin Party Balls

Aiming for a 20 hit combo (ahahah)

Let out a scream, envy is green - Trophy Tussle against my team? In your dreams.

I'm a scheme (that's right)

We see through, that's why nobody never gon' believe you

You should do what we do, stack coins into the slots

Don't let the opening deceive you (uh-uh)

Three trophies of me, I'm only here cause you stayed up till 3:30 at night.

Verse Three: Marth

I'm strictly tryin to cop those, colossal sized Hands

And have Topi flip coke outside Delgado's (whoo!)

Falchion, with slash flowing & glowing

And the Target Test in 12:30 Minutes

Stampedin over Wire Frames, kickin' it with Dr. Stewart and Jody Summer

Dealin out 5 KO's in Cruel Melee (uhh)

Avoiding guided Arwing missiles and Chevy Novas (uh-huh)

Stash in the FourSide wit Ayumi Tachibana (uh-huh)

From Sliver/Gold, Cyndaquil & Chikorita (uh-huh)

But now I only want chicks in all my Trophy Rooms (ahahaha)

Trickin, they taking me skiing, at Ice Mountain (c'mon)

Uhh, Box turns you metal, start popping Capsules

Pack a laser pist-al in the Castle that's steely gray (whoo!)

Mr. GW ringing, special case, secret access to Celebi

Strings music down the Fountain of Dreams, clinging to the edge, Melee player,

Damn, actin hard core, you pussy flamers

Interlude: ME!

C'mon, c'mon, uh-huh

It's all about the Trophies baby

Uh-huh, yeah

C'mon, c'mon, uh-huh

It's all about the Trophies baby

Uh-huh, yeah

C'mon, c'mon, uh-huh

It's all about the Trophies baby

Uh-huh, yeah

It's all about the Trophies baby

Now, what y'all wanna do?

It's all about the Trophies baby

Wanna be Gamers, Code Sharkers

It's all about the Trophies baby

Authors -- who reading the fics wit the spoilers

It's all about the Trophies baby

On the low with the Melee Gamers

Verse Four: Samus

Uhh, uhh, what the blood clot?

Wanna rumble wit with little ol' me? Hah

BZZZZT, throw a hex on a whole team (yeah... yeah yeah)

Dancing around Pikmin like Captain Olimar (say what?)

Have your friends singing 'Its Tricky to Bust a Move' (that's right)

And you know me, from Metroid Prime, so sick

Chozo statues with a cannon on the wrist

If it's a parody, you know EAA wrote it (uh-huh)

Knock away 100 of your ass bitches with a Hammer

Wanna fill up my Stamina meter inside a Heart Container

Take your pick, a Star, a Moon, a Master Sword or an Unown

All that bullshit you spill, writin' hentai for the website

Get your own Spaceship, why you after mine? (Uh-huh)

I'm a good shot kinda lady

16,404 feet Homerun, Marthy hold me down baby!

Only female in my old crew, and I kick shit like a nigga do,

Pull that trigger too, fuck you

(Ganondorf: Yeah, yeah, uhh, uhh, uhh!)

Verse Five: Ganondorf

I been had skills, cheap thrills

Smash Coins on Corneria, about a mil to a bil

Make it hard to figure me, let it be, kicking me out of Hyrule, uhhh, undercover,

Dr. Wright lent me the Zero One to run down Link shortly (uh-huh)

My Multi-Man record stands as I push the counter past 40

Rockin wit Donbe & Hikari, all in my crew

Half a dozen Mr. Saturns' collecting dust where my face should be at.

And we livin' our whole lives tryin' to push our luck (uh-huh)

Fuck Event 51, fuck the final bosses too. (c'mon)

Listen close its Ho-oh, the Rainbow Phoenix

Attack with Warlock Punch to the left hand, right hand

Grip on the Parasol, for the smooth getaway

Playa haters get away or my Ray Gun will spray

Squeeze it till it's empty so don't tempt me

A bat outta hell I send thee, all about the Trophies' what?

Outro: ME!

It's all about the Trophies baby

Uh-huh, yeah

It's all about the Trophies baby

Uh-huh, yeah

It's all about the Trophies baby

Uh-huh, yeah

It's all about the Trophies baby

Uh-huh, yeah

It's all about the Trophies baby

Uh-huh, yeah

It's all about the Trophies baby

Uh-huh, yeah

It's all about the Trophies baby

Uh-huh, yeah

It's all about the Trophies baby

Uh-huh, yeah

Suggestions are taken!

JA-NE! See you next week!