Ok, im really sorry about this. I just found out that I the wrong chapter.
Gomen. And I read my story, and saw that I have a lot of typos that my
computer didn't catch. And the little star thing isn't showing up. I'm
talking about the little shift 8 thing.
This chapter is dedicated to Lil'Lyn713. You wrote me the longest and easiest review to write. ( I wish I could give you more Kikyo parts, but she is all gone. Hey wait - im an author!! I can do whatever I want!! You can have your pick of her organs, but if I were you I'd take her head and put on on a stake in front of your computer as a warning for all little brothers. way too much sugar.
The first one is again from IcyDragon'08 (. Geez, my little brother just came in and yelled at me to get off the computer because its "his turn". Man, I hate the little.. * ahem * sorry.
One day Inu and co were walking along through the forest when Naraku emerged from the bushes. (ya Naraku. I know it should be Kikyo, but just wait) "Hello Inuyasha. I have something that you may find interesting. And from out behind him stepped the Thunder Brothers. "What?! I killed those ********!!" (one guess who said that). So anyway, they started fighting, then Kikyo (yay) came up from the bushes where she was spying on Inuyasha. "Inuyasha! You will come to hell wi-" But before she could finish, she was hot by a lightning bolt and burnt to a crisp. Then Inu killed the Thunder bros cuz he was so happy.
THE END
The next one is from dangerous-beans. I really liked this one, but you have to have seen Monty python and the Holy Grail it's the funniest movie I ever saw!! If you haven't seen it you should. In the movie, there is a bridge that you can only get past by answering 3 questions, and if you get on wrong you get cast into the bottomless pit that the bridge goes over.
So Inuyasha and Kikyo were standing near the bridge of death and about to answer the questions to go over it. Then the question guy came out and started asking Inuyasha the questions. "Who is Sesshoumaru's ugly servant?" "Ugh.. Jaken" "Who is the worst lech?" "Miroku" "Who do you prefer? Kagome or Kikyo?" "Kagome! No Kikyo! WAIT!!" But instead of Inuyasha, Kikyo got thrown off the bridge and into the pit.
THE END
The next one is from skittymc90
One day The Inu gang was walking along when Kagome suggested they go look for Kikyo. They found her in a big clearing and Kagome told them all to get a long ways back. Then she went up to Kikyo. "Kikyo, I have a present for you"
She looked up. "You must finally figured out that Inuyasha is mine and you will give me my soul back so we can burn in hell together! (breathe. Wait, don't breathe. Hehehe) Then Kagome raised her hands and she was beamed up into the shy (think star trek) and 50 WWII planes came down and dropped bombs on her. Leaving nothing but a giant crater.
THE END
The next one is from Gablock the Hated to whom I am a hero. (!!! You also get a Kikyo statue!! You can even choose the body part!!
One day Koga was spying on Kagome as usual when he saw Kikyo come up and Kagome got pissed. 'Hmm, if I kill Kikyo, then Kagome will love me!!' So Koga jumped out and sicked hos pack on Kikyo, ripping her to little shreds. Then some little bunnies came up and started eating her carcass.
THE END
Next is from Chaos. Me like this one.
One day when Kagome came through the well, she carried a big box with her. Then she got Shippo and went to find Kikyo. And on the way to Kikyo, she pulled out 50 candy bars from her box and gave them to Shippo 0.o So when they got to the evil bitch, Shippo was running around at the speed of light. "Hey Shippo, Kikyo wants you to give her this stuff" Then Shippo took the box and saw " DANGER : VERY POINTY OBJECTS" written on the side. So Shippo went up and started to throw the various pointy things at the evil clay pot. So Kikyo died a slow painful death, filled with many pointy things. But I wouldn't do something like that. Then for some reason Inuyasha turned full demon and ate Kikyo's leftovers and got indigestion because she was so stupid. Then we all know where SHE ended up.
Sorry. I just had to put in that last part. I ate some bad food a while back and it just came through. But I'm sure that you don't want to here about the 'bathroom adventures'
THE END
Anyway, next story is from skitymct90 again. Hey, 2 reviews = 2 stories
One day Kikyo got tired of chasing Inu around, so she went on a tour of some tar pits. So the tour people were walking along the tar pits with 10 feet of glass in front of them. "Now people please look to your left and see the amazing tar pits, and please try not to fall in!" she said in a WAY too perky voice. "Man, you would have to have a brain the size of a pea to fall in these" said another guy. Then Kikyo started climbing up the glass wall. "Oooo, I wander what's on this sides of the wall?" Then she fell into the pit and exploded when she hit the tar. But don't worry, she aint dead yet! So then she was screaming around yelling at the top of her lungs, but no one saved here because there was 10 feet of glass there. SO she slowly sunk to the bottom, getting 10th degree burns the whole way. Then she got stuck there for millions of years until aliens found here and started doing weird tests on here. Hehehe.
THE END
Next fic is from ryoko-sama1
One day Kikyo was walking through the forest, thinking of how to take Inuyasha to hell with her. Then suddenly, she gets ambushed by the Inu gang and Ryoko. Sango slices off her arm, Kagome shoots her many times with arrows, Ryoko pulls out a (insert weapon name here) and starts beating Kikyo with it, And Inu Slices off her head. Then Miroku sucks up whats left of her and lets it rot in his hand hell.
THE END
Next is from stalker, who made a very vague request. So Im just going to put down what she wrote and let your minds wander.
the best way to kill kikyou is through torture, but why let her burn through all seven hells? or make her watch kagome and inuyasha do something! GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER! cause i don't mean inuyasha and kagome having sex! no my definition is fluff!! either way just make sure kikyou wishes she was back in hell!
If you really want to, you don't have to get you minds out of the gutter. Hehehe. PAP (Proud As Perverts)
The final one is from Lil'Lyn713. I'm just going to copy down what you put, cuz you wrote it so well!!!
Oh i feel so loved! Anywayz, here's three more! If they seem violent to you, that's cuz i'm a very violent teen and proud of it! (laughs evilly)
First one: Inuyasha finally gets it
"Inuyasha!" yelled Kagome, trying to get past Kikyo's newer, stronger barrier. As much as she tried, all she got was unbearable pain shooting through her entire body.
Kikyo smirked at her futile attempts. "Your yelling is in vain, wench. Your Inuyasha is mine now, and we will burn together in hell for all eternity!"
(Someone has abandonment issues -_-')
Just then Inuyasha's eyes slowly opened. He was slightly irritated, mostly because all that yelling had awoken him from a very good dream that involved a mountain sized bowl of instant ramen. (-_-')
"Kikyo?" inuyasha said, suprised, which quickly turned to anger, "get off me bitch!"
"But Inuyasha," Kikyo said, putting on her best puppy dog eyes, "we're supposed to go to hell together!"
(Ew, who can imagine Kikyo giving puppy dog eyes? Not a pretty picture, not a pretty picture at all. O.O)
"Bitch i'm not a lap dog," Inuyasha said, "and i am not kissing your ass anymore!"
He pulled away from her, having to slice her in the balance.
Unfortunately, she still wasn't dead. That was until, Kagome ran up and kicked the undead miko in the chest, making her fall back into the pit of hell.
Both of them just watched as Kikyo fell to her death. They both waved and said, "Buh-bye Kikyo, have a nice trip!"
Kagome stepped toward him, a big grin on her face. She stared at him for a while, which was really creeping Inuyasha out. In a split second, both of them were on the ground, Kagome on top of him.
"Inuyasha, i'm so proud of you!" Kagome said, silently cheering. "So, what do you wanna next?"
Inuyasha thought for a moment. "Well i can think of a few things..."
Kagome smirked.
"I want some ramen!"
Kagome sweatdropped. 'Figures..."
Meanwhile in hell...
Kikyo struggled to get out of the pit. "I swear Inuyasha, i will kill you and that wench.
Several pairs of webbed hands grabbed her, dragging her back into the pit of fire.
"Wait, i haven't finished telling you all the reason i love my lord Sesshoumaru!"
"NO!"
THE END
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Second one: Never insult Michael Jackson in front of Naraku
(Note: I don't know what people find in the appearance of Naraku and Michael Jackson, but i thought it was funny so i used it.)
"Master, you have a visitor. The undead miko."
"Let her in Kagura."
Kikyo walked into the room.
"Kikyo..."
"Naraku..."
Naraku stood up from his seat at the small table. "Have you found any more jewel shards?"
"Naraku, why exactly do you need jewel shards, you're strong enough?"
Naraku pulled out something from the pocket of his kimono. It was a silver glove with jewel shards embedded in it to make a pattern.
(Now if anyone knows anything about Michael Jackson, you should know tha the wears a glove on one of his hands, it's like his trademark)
"Naraku you are pitiful. You are nothing but a foolish wannabe if you think you can ever pass as him."
In an instant, Kikyo was sliced in two.
"That's what you get for messing with my idol."
"Is she dead?"
"Yes, you can come out."
Kagome stepped out of the shadows.
"You remember our deal."
"Of course."
Kagome, pulled out a set of CDs and a radio, all Micheal Jackson. She also pulled out posters, Tshirts, and other stuff.
THE END
*
Third one: Lunch time!
"Be very quiet, if you wake these things up, they will tear you limb from limb," Miroku said, as they tip toed quietly out of the cave.
There was a large tiger demon near the entrance, about the height of a tall tree. Luckily for them it was sleeping.
It was nightfally already, and the new moon, so Inuyasha could not use his tetsusaiga. They had just gotten a jewel shard from the back of the cave.
"INUYASHA!!" A shriek was heard from the far end of the cave. It was Kikyo. Figures.
The tiger demon shot up, enraged because it was awoken.
Kikyo went up to them. She was about to say something, when a growl was heard from behind her. She turned around to find herself face to face with the tiger demon.
All of them ran through the caves, until they found one with a closing. Everyone ran inside, while Miroku and Inuyasha closed the boulder over the opening so the demon couldn't get in.
Everyone was glaring at Kikyo now. She laughed nervously.
"Well, what are we gonna do now?" Kagome asked.
"This all your fault you know!" Sango said, pointing to Kikyo, "we wouldn't be in this mess if it weren't for you."
"I say we throw her to the demon," Miroku suggested.
"All for it," Kagome said.
"I." Sango said.
"I." Miroku said.
"I." Shippo said.
"I." Inuyasha said.
"I" Kagome said.
The two girls grabbed Kikyo by her arms, dragging her to the doorway. The boys moved the boulder, revealing a very pissed off tiger demon.
"Here kitty, dinnertime!" They all said, and threw her to the demon , while they made a run for it.
As they left, they heard something that sounded suspiciously like the head being ripped off a stuffed animal, along with Kikyo's screams, but they ignored them and went off.
THE END
Man, this has got to be the longest chapter yet. Thanks, and cya next time on.
THE MANY WAYS TO KILL KIKYO!!!
This chapter is dedicated to Lil'Lyn713. You wrote me the longest and easiest review to write. ( I wish I could give you more Kikyo parts, but she is all gone. Hey wait - im an author!! I can do whatever I want!! You can have your pick of her organs, but if I were you I'd take her head and put on on a stake in front of your computer as a warning for all little brothers. way too much sugar.
The first one is again from IcyDragon'08 (. Geez, my little brother just came in and yelled at me to get off the computer because its "his turn". Man, I hate the little.. * ahem * sorry.
One day Inu and co were walking along through the forest when Naraku emerged from the bushes. (ya Naraku. I know it should be Kikyo, but just wait) "Hello Inuyasha. I have something that you may find interesting. And from out behind him stepped the Thunder Brothers. "What?! I killed those ********!!" (one guess who said that). So anyway, they started fighting, then Kikyo (yay) came up from the bushes where she was spying on Inuyasha. "Inuyasha! You will come to hell wi-" But before she could finish, she was hot by a lightning bolt and burnt to a crisp. Then Inu killed the Thunder bros cuz he was so happy.
THE END
The next one is from dangerous-beans. I really liked this one, but you have to have seen Monty python and the Holy Grail it's the funniest movie I ever saw!! If you haven't seen it you should. In the movie, there is a bridge that you can only get past by answering 3 questions, and if you get on wrong you get cast into the bottomless pit that the bridge goes over.
So Inuyasha and Kikyo were standing near the bridge of death and about to answer the questions to go over it. Then the question guy came out and started asking Inuyasha the questions. "Who is Sesshoumaru's ugly servant?" "Ugh.. Jaken" "Who is the worst lech?" "Miroku" "Who do you prefer? Kagome or Kikyo?" "Kagome! No Kikyo! WAIT!!" But instead of Inuyasha, Kikyo got thrown off the bridge and into the pit.
THE END
The next one is from skittymc90
One day The Inu gang was walking along when Kagome suggested they go look for Kikyo. They found her in a big clearing and Kagome told them all to get a long ways back. Then she went up to Kikyo. "Kikyo, I have a present for you"
She looked up. "You must finally figured out that Inuyasha is mine and you will give me my soul back so we can burn in hell together! (breathe. Wait, don't breathe. Hehehe) Then Kagome raised her hands and she was beamed up into the shy (think star trek) and 50 WWII planes came down and dropped bombs on her. Leaving nothing but a giant crater.
THE END
The next one is from Gablock the Hated to whom I am a hero. (!!! You also get a Kikyo statue!! You can even choose the body part!!
One day Koga was spying on Kagome as usual when he saw Kikyo come up and Kagome got pissed. 'Hmm, if I kill Kikyo, then Kagome will love me!!' So Koga jumped out and sicked hos pack on Kikyo, ripping her to little shreds. Then some little bunnies came up and started eating her carcass.
THE END
Next is from Chaos. Me like this one.
One day when Kagome came through the well, she carried a big box with her. Then she got Shippo and went to find Kikyo. And on the way to Kikyo, she pulled out 50 candy bars from her box and gave them to Shippo 0.o So when they got to the evil bitch, Shippo was running around at the speed of light. "Hey Shippo, Kikyo wants you to give her this stuff" Then Shippo took the box and saw " DANGER : VERY POINTY OBJECTS" written on the side. So Shippo went up and started to throw the various pointy things at the evil clay pot. So Kikyo died a slow painful death, filled with many pointy things. But I wouldn't do something like that. Then for some reason Inuyasha turned full demon and ate Kikyo's leftovers and got indigestion because she was so stupid. Then we all know where SHE ended up.
Sorry. I just had to put in that last part. I ate some bad food a while back and it just came through. But I'm sure that you don't want to here about the 'bathroom adventures'
THE END
Anyway, next story is from skitymct90 again. Hey, 2 reviews = 2 stories
One day Kikyo got tired of chasing Inu around, so she went on a tour of some tar pits. So the tour people were walking along the tar pits with 10 feet of glass in front of them. "Now people please look to your left and see the amazing tar pits, and please try not to fall in!" she said in a WAY too perky voice. "Man, you would have to have a brain the size of a pea to fall in these" said another guy. Then Kikyo started climbing up the glass wall. "Oooo, I wander what's on this sides of the wall?" Then she fell into the pit and exploded when she hit the tar. But don't worry, she aint dead yet! So then she was screaming around yelling at the top of her lungs, but no one saved here because there was 10 feet of glass there. SO she slowly sunk to the bottom, getting 10th degree burns the whole way. Then she got stuck there for millions of years until aliens found here and started doing weird tests on here. Hehehe.
THE END
Next fic is from ryoko-sama1
One day Kikyo was walking through the forest, thinking of how to take Inuyasha to hell with her. Then suddenly, she gets ambushed by the Inu gang and Ryoko. Sango slices off her arm, Kagome shoots her many times with arrows, Ryoko pulls out a (insert weapon name here) and starts beating Kikyo with it, And Inu Slices off her head. Then Miroku sucks up whats left of her and lets it rot in his hand hell.
THE END
Next is from stalker, who made a very vague request. So Im just going to put down what she wrote and let your minds wander.
the best way to kill kikyou is through torture, but why let her burn through all seven hells? or make her watch kagome and inuyasha do something! GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER! cause i don't mean inuyasha and kagome having sex! no my definition is fluff!! either way just make sure kikyou wishes she was back in hell!
If you really want to, you don't have to get you minds out of the gutter. Hehehe. PAP (Proud As Perverts)
The final one is from Lil'Lyn713. I'm just going to copy down what you put, cuz you wrote it so well!!!
Oh i feel so loved! Anywayz, here's three more! If they seem violent to you, that's cuz i'm a very violent teen and proud of it! (laughs evilly)
First one: Inuyasha finally gets it
"Inuyasha!" yelled Kagome, trying to get past Kikyo's newer, stronger barrier. As much as she tried, all she got was unbearable pain shooting through her entire body.
Kikyo smirked at her futile attempts. "Your yelling is in vain, wench. Your Inuyasha is mine now, and we will burn together in hell for all eternity!"
(Someone has abandonment issues -_-')
Just then Inuyasha's eyes slowly opened. He was slightly irritated, mostly because all that yelling had awoken him from a very good dream that involved a mountain sized bowl of instant ramen. (-_-')
"Kikyo?" inuyasha said, suprised, which quickly turned to anger, "get off me bitch!"
"But Inuyasha," Kikyo said, putting on her best puppy dog eyes, "we're supposed to go to hell together!"
(Ew, who can imagine Kikyo giving puppy dog eyes? Not a pretty picture, not a pretty picture at all. O.O)
"Bitch i'm not a lap dog," Inuyasha said, "and i am not kissing your ass anymore!"
He pulled away from her, having to slice her in the balance.
Unfortunately, she still wasn't dead. That was until, Kagome ran up and kicked the undead miko in the chest, making her fall back into the pit of hell.
Both of them just watched as Kikyo fell to her death. They both waved and said, "Buh-bye Kikyo, have a nice trip!"
Kagome stepped toward him, a big grin on her face. She stared at him for a while, which was really creeping Inuyasha out. In a split second, both of them were on the ground, Kagome on top of him.
"Inuyasha, i'm so proud of you!" Kagome said, silently cheering. "So, what do you wanna next?"
Inuyasha thought for a moment. "Well i can think of a few things..."
Kagome smirked.
"I want some ramen!"
Kagome sweatdropped. 'Figures..."
Meanwhile in hell...
Kikyo struggled to get out of the pit. "I swear Inuyasha, i will kill you and that wench.
Several pairs of webbed hands grabbed her, dragging her back into the pit of fire.
"Wait, i haven't finished telling you all the reason i love my lord Sesshoumaru!"
"NO!"
THE END
*
Second one: Never insult Michael Jackson in front of Naraku
(Note: I don't know what people find in the appearance of Naraku and Michael Jackson, but i thought it was funny so i used it.)
"Master, you have a visitor. The undead miko."
"Let her in Kagura."
Kikyo walked into the room.
"Kikyo..."
"Naraku..."
Naraku stood up from his seat at the small table. "Have you found any more jewel shards?"
"Naraku, why exactly do you need jewel shards, you're strong enough?"
Naraku pulled out something from the pocket of his kimono. It was a silver glove with jewel shards embedded in it to make a pattern.
(Now if anyone knows anything about Michael Jackson, you should know tha the wears a glove on one of his hands, it's like his trademark)
"Naraku you are pitiful. You are nothing but a foolish wannabe if you think you can ever pass as him."
In an instant, Kikyo was sliced in two.
"That's what you get for messing with my idol."
"Is she dead?"
"Yes, you can come out."
Kagome stepped out of the shadows.
"You remember our deal."
"Of course."
Kagome, pulled out a set of CDs and a radio, all Micheal Jackson. She also pulled out posters, Tshirts, and other stuff.
THE END
*
Third one: Lunch time!
"Be very quiet, if you wake these things up, they will tear you limb from limb," Miroku said, as they tip toed quietly out of the cave.
There was a large tiger demon near the entrance, about the height of a tall tree. Luckily for them it was sleeping.
It was nightfally already, and the new moon, so Inuyasha could not use his tetsusaiga. They had just gotten a jewel shard from the back of the cave.
"INUYASHA!!" A shriek was heard from the far end of the cave. It was Kikyo. Figures.
The tiger demon shot up, enraged because it was awoken.
Kikyo went up to them. She was about to say something, when a growl was heard from behind her. She turned around to find herself face to face with the tiger demon.
All of them ran through the caves, until they found one with a closing. Everyone ran inside, while Miroku and Inuyasha closed the boulder over the opening so the demon couldn't get in.
Everyone was glaring at Kikyo now. She laughed nervously.
"Well, what are we gonna do now?" Kagome asked.
"This all your fault you know!" Sango said, pointing to Kikyo, "we wouldn't be in this mess if it weren't for you."
"I say we throw her to the demon," Miroku suggested.
"All for it," Kagome said.
"I." Sango said.
"I." Miroku said.
"I." Shippo said.
"I." Inuyasha said.
"I" Kagome said.
The two girls grabbed Kikyo by her arms, dragging her to the doorway. The boys moved the boulder, revealing a very pissed off tiger demon.
"Here kitty, dinnertime!" They all said, and threw her to the demon , while they made a run for it.
As they left, they heard something that sounded suspiciously like the head being ripped off a stuffed animal, along with Kikyo's screams, but they ignored them and went off.
THE END
Man, this has got to be the longest chapter yet. Thanks, and cya next time on.
THE MANY WAYS TO KILL KIKYO!!!