A/N: hey guys! here's the update i promised....
Disclaimer: I own none of the dialogues that come after any character that has (TV) written after it. All dialouges that are recognised belong to the wonderful writers of "Friends". They also belong to Warner Bros and Bright, Kauffman and Crane. I do not own the "Friends" characters either and claim no copyright over them.
PART II of Joey/Ursula
Monica pauses the tape and looks around at the gang.
Phoebe and Joey are sitting in absolute silence and the rest of the gang is looking at them.
Then Phoebe breaks the silence.
Phoebe: You picked her over me didnt you?
Joey: No!
Phoebe: Of Course you did!
Joey: No Pheebs, I would never do that!
Phoebe: Well you shouldnt have gone out with her in the first place!
Joey: But you said i could!
Phoebe: If i had said you couldnt you would have been mad at me!
Joey: Like you're not mad at me right now!
Phoebe: You're right! I am mad at you!
(Phoebe gets up and begins to walk out of the room)
Phoebe: I dont think i want to watch this anymore!
(Exit Phoebe.)
The Gang is quiet. They dont know what to do next.
Scene: The Gang is sitting around Monica's table, eating cookies and talking.
Monica: Poor Phoebe.
Ross: Yeah now i dont feel like watching anymore either
Joey: I feel so bad.
Chandler: Maybe you shouldnt have gone out with Ursula.
Joey: But she was okay with it! And even when we got mad at each other we made up later!
Rache: Really? How?
Joey: Well...
Chandler: C'mon Joe! tell us!
Joey: Maybe we should watch the tape...i'm sure it'll be on that.
The Gang move over to the couch. Rachel pushes the tape in and they begin to watch.
Scene (TV)
Chandler (TV) : And that's the Chrysler building right there.
(Mr Douglas enters)
Mr. Douglas: Nina!
Chandler (Not TV) : Oh no! can we fast forward this pleeaaaase?
The Gang: NO!
Mr Douglas: (TV) She's still here.
Chandler: Yes, yes she is. Didn't I memo you on this? See, after I let her go, uh, I got a call from her psychiatrist, Dr. Fl---, Dr. Flanen, Dr. Flan and uh, he informed me that uh, she took the news rather badly.
In fact, he uh, mentioned the word "frenzy".
Mr Douglas: You're kidding? She seems so--
Chandler: Oh, no, no. Nina--she is whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo. In fact, if you asked her right now, she would have no recollection of being fired at all, none at all.
Monica (NOT TV): Chandler!
Mr. Douglas: (TV) That's unbelievable.
Chandler: And yet, believable. So I decided not to fire her again until I can be assured that she will be no threat to herself or others.
Mr. Douglas: I see. I guess you never really know what's goin' on inside a person's head.
Chandler: Well, I guess that's why they call it psychology, sir.
Rachel (NOT TV) : Chandler!
Chandler: See i told you we shuld have fast forwarded.
Ross: At least you got what you deserved in the end!
Joey: Yeah the stapler marks are still there.
(TV Scene: The Gang in Central Perk)
Ross: I'm gonna be a father.
Rachel: It's just occurring to you?
Ross: I always knew I was havin' a baby, I just never realized the baby was having me.
Rachel: Oh, you're gonna be great.
Ross: Aw, how can you say that? I can't even get Marcel to stop eating the bath mat. How am I gonna raise a kid?
Chandler: You know, Ross, some scientists are now saying that, that monkeys and babies are actually different.
Ross (Not TV) : Very funny, Chandler!
Monica: But you were worrying for nothing! It turned out alright didnt it?
Ross: Yeah
Phoebe (TV): Where're you going?
Joey: Out.
Phoebe: With?
Joey: Yes.
Phoebe: All right, could I just ask you one question? Have you two, you know...like, you know, you know, yet?
Monica (Not TV): See Joey. This obviously upset her alot!
Rachel: Yeah, she was pretty upset. she told us later.
Joey: But Why? I dont get it!
Ross: She cares about you, Joe! she didnt want to see you get hurt.
Monica: Besides, she knows her sister and according to her she's too,
well, flexible. She knew that Ursula didnt care about you as much as you cared
about her.
Chandler: Yeah and it think it creeps her out that you'd ask out her twin!
Joey: Why?
Rachel: Because you fell for her looks and they look exactly the same?
Joey: But they dont!
Chandler: I repeat for the gazilianth time : theyre twins!
Joey: But i still dont get why she's upset! I wouldnt get upset if
she went out with my sister!
Chandler: No...you'd actually love that wouldnt you?
Rachel: Okay Joey this is serious. i think it really upset her and now she's upset again!
Joey: But What do i do?
The Gang is silent.
Rache: Um....well....
Monica: You just....
Ross: Maybe we should watch while you think about it.
Scene: The Apartment.
Chandler (TV): Well, I ended up telling her everything.
Rachel: Oh, how'd she take it?
Chandler: Pretty well. Except for the stapler thing. Little tip: If you're ever in a similar situation, never ever leave your hand on the desk.
Monica: Ok, I think I get how to do this. (trying to change the language on the TV from Spanish to English. It doesnt work)
Phoebe: All right, so, can we turn this off? Just, just make it--make them go away? I can't, I can't look.
Monica: Ok, Pheebs, they're gone. Are you all right?
Phoebe: Yeah. Yeah. It's just, you know, it's this whole stupid Ursula thing.
Rachel: Ok, Pheebs, can I ask? So, he's going out with her. I mean, is it really so terrible?
Phoebe: Um, yeah. Look, I mean, I'm not saying she's like evil or anything.
She just, you know, she's always breaking my stuff. When I was eight, and I wouldn't let her have my Judy Jetson thermos, so she threw it under the bus. Then when i was 12 she broke my collar bone, not on
purpose but still counted! Oh, and then there was Randy Brown, who was like.....
have you ever had a boyfriend who was like your best friend?
Monica & Rachel: No.
Phoebe: Well, but that's what he was for me. And she you know, kind of stole him away, and then broke his heart, and then he wouldn't even talk to me anymore. Because he said he didn't wanna be around anything
that looked like either one of us. I mean, I know Joey is not my boyfriend, or my thermos, or anything, but--
Chandler: You're not gonna lose him.
Monica: Come on, you gotta talk to Joey.
Phoebe: Yeah.
Ross: Come on, he doesn't know this stuff. If he knew how you felt--
Phoebe: But he's falling in love with her.
Rachel: Please, they've been going out a week. They haven't even slept together yet, I mean, that's not serious.
Phoebe: Ok. Oh, ok, oh.
(Phoebe goes out and knocks on Joey's door. Ursula opens it)
Ursula: Oh. Yeah, um, may we help you?
Joey (Not TV) Now i feel even more terrible! i didnt know that she felt so bad! i wasnt falling in love with Ursula!
Rachel : Werent you?
Joey is silent for some time. then-
Joey: I dunno.....
Chandler: maybe you were.
Ross: Yeah
Monica: Maybe you should go talk to Phoebe. Work things out.
Joey: Yeah, Maybe youre right.....but do you think she'll listen to me?
Rachel: Well, maybe you should try....
Joey: Youre right.
(Joey exits and goes to find Phoebe)
Monica: I hope it all works out.
(they turn their attention back to the tape)
Rache: Look i'm about to twist my ankle!
Rache (TV): You wanted me to take them down, so I'm takin' 'em down. Ok? Whoa! (She falls off the balcony)
Monica: Rachel! Rachel!
Rachel: I'm ok! I'm ok! Mr. Heckles, Mr. Heckles could you help me please?
Mr. Heckles: See, this is just the kind of thing I was talking about.
END OF PART II
A/N: I think that was better.....but it still needs quite alot of improvement
i guess i could make it funnier?
Now onto the two questions that you guys have to answer.
1) Do you think i need a beta-reader?
2) Do you think this should be a slight Phoebe/Joey fic? whatever
gets more
votes in the reviews will decide that part of the story line!
Disclaimer: I own none of the dialogues that come after any character that has (TV) written after it. All dialouges that are recognised belong to the wonderful writers of "Friends". They also belong to Warner Bros and Bright, Kauffman and Crane. I do not own the "Friends" characters either and claim no copyright over them.
PART II of Joey/Ursula
Monica pauses the tape and looks around at the gang.
Phoebe and Joey are sitting in absolute silence and the rest of the gang is looking at them.
Then Phoebe breaks the silence.
Phoebe: You picked her over me didnt you?
Joey: No!
Phoebe: Of Course you did!
Joey: No Pheebs, I would never do that!
Phoebe: Well you shouldnt have gone out with her in the first place!
Joey: But you said i could!
Phoebe: If i had said you couldnt you would have been mad at me!
Joey: Like you're not mad at me right now!
Phoebe: You're right! I am mad at you!
(Phoebe gets up and begins to walk out of the room)
Phoebe: I dont think i want to watch this anymore!
(Exit Phoebe.)
The Gang is quiet. They dont know what to do next.
Scene: The Gang is sitting around Monica's table, eating cookies and talking.
Monica: Poor Phoebe.
Ross: Yeah now i dont feel like watching anymore either
Joey: I feel so bad.
Chandler: Maybe you shouldnt have gone out with Ursula.
Joey: But she was okay with it! And even when we got mad at each other we made up later!
Rache: Really? How?
Joey: Well...
Chandler: C'mon Joe! tell us!
Joey: Maybe we should watch the tape...i'm sure it'll be on that.
The Gang move over to the couch. Rachel pushes the tape in and they begin to watch.
Scene (TV)
Chandler (TV) : And that's the Chrysler building right there.
(Mr Douglas enters)
Mr. Douglas: Nina!
Chandler (Not TV) : Oh no! can we fast forward this pleeaaaase?
The Gang: NO!
Mr Douglas: (TV) She's still here.
Chandler: Yes, yes she is. Didn't I memo you on this? See, after I let her go, uh, I got a call from her psychiatrist, Dr. Fl---, Dr. Flanen, Dr. Flan and uh, he informed me that uh, she took the news rather badly.
In fact, he uh, mentioned the word "frenzy".
Mr Douglas: You're kidding? She seems so--
Chandler: Oh, no, no. Nina--she is whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo. In fact, if you asked her right now, she would have no recollection of being fired at all, none at all.
Monica (NOT TV): Chandler!
Mr. Douglas: (TV) That's unbelievable.
Chandler: And yet, believable. So I decided not to fire her again until I can be assured that she will be no threat to herself or others.
Mr. Douglas: I see. I guess you never really know what's goin' on inside a person's head.
Chandler: Well, I guess that's why they call it psychology, sir.
Rachel (NOT TV) : Chandler!
Chandler: See i told you we shuld have fast forwarded.
Ross: At least you got what you deserved in the end!
Joey: Yeah the stapler marks are still there.
(TV Scene: The Gang in Central Perk)
Ross: I'm gonna be a father.
Rachel: It's just occurring to you?
Ross: I always knew I was havin' a baby, I just never realized the baby was having me.
Rachel: Oh, you're gonna be great.
Ross: Aw, how can you say that? I can't even get Marcel to stop eating the bath mat. How am I gonna raise a kid?
Chandler: You know, Ross, some scientists are now saying that, that monkeys and babies are actually different.
Ross (Not TV) : Very funny, Chandler!
Monica: But you were worrying for nothing! It turned out alright didnt it?
Ross: Yeah
Phoebe (TV): Where're you going?
Joey: Out.
Phoebe: With?
Joey: Yes.
Phoebe: All right, could I just ask you one question? Have you two, you know...like, you know, you know, yet?
Monica (Not TV): See Joey. This obviously upset her alot!
Rachel: Yeah, she was pretty upset. she told us later.
Joey: But Why? I dont get it!
Ross: She cares about you, Joe! she didnt want to see you get hurt.
Monica: Besides, she knows her sister and according to her she's too,
well, flexible. She knew that Ursula didnt care about you as much as you cared
about her.
Chandler: Yeah and it think it creeps her out that you'd ask out her twin!
Joey: Why?
Rachel: Because you fell for her looks and they look exactly the same?
Joey: But they dont!
Chandler: I repeat for the gazilianth time : theyre twins!
Joey: But i still dont get why she's upset! I wouldnt get upset if
she went out with my sister!
Chandler: No...you'd actually love that wouldnt you?
Rachel: Okay Joey this is serious. i think it really upset her and now she's upset again!
Joey: But What do i do?
The Gang is silent.
Rache: Um....well....
Monica: You just....
Ross: Maybe we should watch while you think about it.
Scene: The Apartment.
Chandler (TV): Well, I ended up telling her everything.
Rachel: Oh, how'd she take it?
Chandler: Pretty well. Except for the stapler thing. Little tip: If you're ever in a similar situation, never ever leave your hand on the desk.
Monica: Ok, I think I get how to do this. (trying to change the language on the TV from Spanish to English. It doesnt work)
Phoebe: All right, so, can we turn this off? Just, just make it--make them go away? I can't, I can't look.
Monica: Ok, Pheebs, they're gone. Are you all right?
Phoebe: Yeah. Yeah. It's just, you know, it's this whole stupid Ursula thing.
Rachel: Ok, Pheebs, can I ask? So, he's going out with her. I mean, is it really so terrible?
Phoebe: Um, yeah. Look, I mean, I'm not saying she's like evil or anything.
She just, you know, she's always breaking my stuff. When I was eight, and I wouldn't let her have my Judy Jetson thermos, so she threw it under the bus. Then when i was 12 she broke my collar bone, not on
purpose but still counted! Oh, and then there was Randy Brown, who was like.....
have you ever had a boyfriend who was like your best friend?
Monica & Rachel: No.
Phoebe: Well, but that's what he was for me. And she you know, kind of stole him away, and then broke his heart, and then he wouldn't even talk to me anymore. Because he said he didn't wanna be around anything
that looked like either one of us. I mean, I know Joey is not my boyfriend, or my thermos, or anything, but--
Chandler: You're not gonna lose him.
Monica: Come on, you gotta talk to Joey.
Phoebe: Yeah.
Ross: Come on, he doesn't know this stuff. If he knew how you felt--
Phoebe: But he's falling in love with her.
Rachel: Please, they've been going out a week. They haven't even slept together yet, I mean, that's not serious.
Phoebe: Ok. Oh, ok, oh.
(Phoebe goes out and knocks on Joey's door. Ursula opens it)
Ursula: Oh. Yeah, um, may we help you?
Joey (Not TV) Now i feel even more terrible! i didnt know that she felt so bad! i wasnt falling in love with Ursula!
Rachel : Werent you?
Joey is silent for some time. then-
Joey: I dunno.....
Chandler: maybe you were.
Ross: Yeah
Monica: Maybe you should go talk to Phoebe. Work things out.
Joey: Yeah, Maybe youre right.....but do you think she'll listen to me?
Rachel: Well, maybe you should try....
Joey: Youre right.
(Joey exits and goes to find Phoebe)
Monica: I hope it all works out.
(they turn their attention back to the tape)
Rache: Look i'm about to twist my ankle!
Rache (TV): You wanted me to take them down, so I'm takin' 'em down. Ok? Whoa! (She falls off the balcony)
Monica: Rachel! Rachel!
Rachel: I'm ok! I'm ok! Mr. Heckles, Mr. Heckles could you help me please?
Mr. Heckles: See, this is just the kind of thing I was talking about.
END OF PART II
A/N: I think that was better.....but it still needs quite alot of improvement
i guess i could make it funnier?
Now onto the two questions that you guys have to answer.
1) Do you think i need a beta-reader?
2) Do you think this should be a slight Phoebe/Joey fic? whatever
gets more
votes in the reviews will decide that part of the story line!