Whatever You Say, Quatre
By: Crystal Unicorn2
Duo is sitting a few inches from the wide-screen TV with his eyes glued to the show he was watching. Quatre walked by and noticed how Duo was sitting.
Quatre: Duo, if you keep sitting like that and watching television, your eyes will turn square.
Duo: eyes still on the screen You know that's just what grown-ups tell kids to scare them and make them sit on the couch. Being myself, I know it's not true.
Quatre: Fine then, your eyes will get worse and worse and then you'll go blind.
Duo: Like you when you're reading…
Quatre: That was mean Duo!
Duo: Whatever you say, Quatre…
Quatre turned on his heel and walked out the living room and into the kitchen. He sat down at the table and began reading after putting his glasses on. Heero began walking past his cursing and mumbling under his breath and fumbling with his gun. Quatre looked at Heero. Quatre opened his mouth to say something.
Heero: Not a word, Quatre.
Quatre: Why do you still use guns when there's no use for them?
Heero: 'Cuz…
Quatre: 'Cuz' isn't an answer.
Heero: Fine then, because.
Quatre: Because isn't an actual answer either.
Heero: Whatever you say, Quatre.
Heero walked out and Quatre stood up and walked down the hallway. As he was walking to his room, he heard Wufei cracking his knuckles and his elbows and his neck and his legs and feet and wrists. Quatre opened the door and knew that Wufei's series of cracking body parts was his usual routine before he began chopping things in half or something.
Quatre: Wufei-
Wufei: Shut up.
Quatre: But Wufei-
Wufei: Shut up.
Quatre: Wufei if you keep cracking body parts and stuff you'll get yourself arthritis.
Wufei: Shut up.
Quatre: Well it's true!
Wufei: Whatever you say, Quatre…
Quatre sighed and walked out. He was once again walking to his room and passed Trowa's room and heard him get frustrated with his flute. Quatre walked in and saw him trying to fix his flute after he accidentally dropped it on the ground.
Quatre: Need help?
Trowa: No.
Quatre: Sure.
Trowa: Positive.
Quatre: Only fools are positive.
Trowa: Where'd you hear that?
Quatre: "Fern Gully".
Trowa: What's that?
Quatre: A movie.
Trowa: Go away.
Quatre: You need help for your flute.
Trowa: No I don't.
Quatre: Yes you do.
Trowa: Whatever you say, Quatre.
Quatre sighed and walked out and went to his room and closed the door. He settled on his bed and slowly went to sleep in the silence.
Back in the living room where Duo, Heero, Wufei, and Trowa had gathered.
Heero: How about we give him some advice.
Wufei: Something that will shock him.
Trowa: Something that will annoy him.
Duo: I got it! Here's the plan…
Duo whispers to them what they're going to do and they all grin and agree.
They walked slowly to Quatre's bedroom door and tried so hard not to laugh. Duo then bashed on the door and they all died in laughter when they heard a loud "thump" on the floor. They were rolling in laughter and began to cry when Quatre swung open the door and stared at them with mystified horror.
Quatre: Why'd you do that?
Duo managed to stand up and wipe away his tears and grabbed his stomach from laughing cramps.
Duo: Too much silence can be bad for you.
All except for Quatre went into laughing fits and were rolling on the floor again laughing so hard they were crying.
End