A/N: hey guys! Here's another update...now from today (the 27th) to the 10th of may, since I'm going outta town, I may not be able to update very fast, but I promise that I WILL update.
The "votes" are in and unanimously everyone wants a Phoebe/Joey fic. But don't worry...I wont ignore Chan/Monica and Ross/Rachel either. There's something for every one in this fic!
So here's the next chapter for you.....
JOEY/URSULA PART III
SCENE (NOT TV) Joey has gone to Central Perk to find Phoebe. Phoebe is sitting on the sofa, staring into space.
Joey: Pheebs?
Phoebe: I'm outta here! (she gets up to go)
Joey: No Pheebs! please! listen to me! You have to come back and watch the tape!
Phoebe: What? Why? To see you and Ursula together?
Joey: No Pheebs.....
Phoebe: No! I'm not coming!
(A few minutes later at the apartment)
Phoebe: I don't know why I came!
Ross: C'mon Pheebs! Joey says he suspects that the tape will show something meaningful!
Monica: Yeah! C'mon Pheebs give Joey a chance!
Rachel: So we'll watch?
Phoebe (Unenthusiastically) : Ok
(TV SCENE : MONICA AND RACHEL AT THE HOSPITAL)
Rachel: Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow.
Monica: Hi. Uh, my friend here was taking down our Christmas lights, and she fell off the balcony and may have broken her foot or ankle or something.
Nurse: My god. You still have your Christmas lights up? Fill this out and bring it back to me.
Rache: Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow.
Monica: All right. Name, address.....Ok, in case of emergency call?
Rachel: You.
Monica: Really?
Rachel: Yeah.
Monica: Oh, that is so sweet. Oh gosh. I love you. Insurance?
Rachel: Oh, yeah, check it. Definitely, I want some of that.
Monica: You don't have insurance?
Rachel: Why, how much is this gonna cost?
Monica: I have no idea, but x-rays alone could be a couple hundred dollars.
Rachel: Well what are we gonna do?
Monica: There's not much we can do.
Rachel: Um, unless, unless I use yours.
Monica (NOT TV): I can't believe we actually did that!
Rachel: Yeah i know what you mean! But at least we got to meet the cute doctors!
Monica (TV) : That's insurance fraud!
Rachel: Well, all right, then, forget it. Might as well just go home. Ow!
Monica: Ok. Ok. I hate this.
Rachel: Thank you. Thank you. I love you.
Monica: Hi. Um, I'm gonna need a new set of these forms.
Nurse: Why?
Monica: I am really an idiot. You see, I was filling out my friend's forms, and instead of putting her information, I put mine.
Nurse: You are an idiot!
Chandler (NOT TV) : Wow! Monica you did something illegal??? cool!
Monica: Oh Shut up! We fixed it in the end! I wasn't worth it anyway!
Cut to : Scene with Chandler, Joey and Ross in Central Perk)
Joey: Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it real expensive?
Chandler: Well, only if you order stuff.
Joey: I'm takin' Ursula tonight. It's her birthday.
Ross: Whoa. What about Phoebe's birthday?
Joey: When's that?
Ross: Tonight.
Joey: Oh, man. What're the odds of that happening?
Ross: You take your time.
(Joey Realizes)
Chandler: There it is! So what're you gonna do?
Joey: What can I do? Look, I don't want to do anything to screw it up with Ursula.
Chandler: And your friend Phoebe?
Joey: Well, if she's my friend, hopefully she'll understand. I mean, wouldn't you guys?
(NOT TV: Joey winces as he catches the upset look on Phoebes face)
Chandler (TV): Man if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit.
Phoebe (NOT TV) : Joey! Was that your big surprise?
Joey: No! No! No! Pheebes!
Phoebe: I have been your friend for so many years and you were willing to give all that up
for Ursula?
Chandler: Uh Oh! It's just about to get worse! here's Phoebe's surprise birthday party!
TV Scene: Phoebe's Surprise Party
Rachel: So, he said it was just a sprain, and that was it.
Monica: Uh, you left out the stupid part.
Rachel: Not stupid. The very cute, cute, cute doctors asked us out for tomorrow night, and I said yes.
Monica: I think it's totally insane, I mean, they work for the hospital. It's like returning to the scene of the crime. I say we blow off the dates.
Rachel: What? Monica, they are cute, they are doctors, cute doctors, doctors who are cute!
Chandler: All right, what have we learned so far?
(knock on the door)
ALL (Thinking it's Phoebe) : Surprise!
Ross: What the hell are you doing? You scared the crap outta me.
Rachel: Was that the cake?
Ross: Yeah, yeah. I got a lemon shmush.
Monica: Come on, she'll be here any minute.
Rachel: I hope it's ok.
Chandler: Happy birthday Peehee.
Monica: Well maybe we can make a "b" out of one of those roses.
(Enter Phoebe without anyone noticing)
Ross: Yeah, we'll just use our special cake tools.
Phoebe: Hey, what's going on?
ALL: Surprise!
Phoebe: Oh, oh, oh! This is so great! Oh my god! This was not at all scary. Hi everybody. Hi Betty! Betty, hi! You found Betty! Oh my god! This is great. Everybody I love is in the same room. Where's Joey?
Chandler: Did you see Betty?
(Monica Pauses the tape)
Phoebe (NOT TV): Well! At least i have some nice friends who would throw a surprise party for me.....and turn up for it! But then i also have some so called friends who wouldnt turn up at my party because they were out with my evil twin!
(Joey looks very sheepish)
Phoebe: How can you defend your self Joey? She dumped you a day later!
Joey: But i didn't know she was going to do that! And i don't get it Pheebs! This was all in the past! it's already over, we're friends again, i think! It's all because of this tape!
I wish you'd never found it Monica!
(There's complete silence in the room)
Chandler: Monica, give me a knife. i wanna cut the tension.
END OF PART III
A/N: Ooh! Three short scenes! i'm sorry but thats all i had time for. i hope you guys can
find some way to forgive the fact that this chapter was DUMB!
anyway, i promise next time's chapter will be better! its the one where Phoebe and Joey will
get together!!!
So keep reading.....and reviewing!
PS: A Beta reader is kind of like an editor. someone who checks over the stories.
The "votes" are in and unanimously everyone wants a Phoebe/Joey fic. But don't worry...I wont ignore Chan/Monica and Ross/Rachel either. There's something for every one in this fic!
So here's the next chapter for you.....
JOEY/URSULA PART III
SCENE (NOT TV) Joey has gone to Central Perk to find Phoebe. Phoebe is sitting on the sofa, staring into space.
Joey: Pheebs?
Phoebe: I'm outta here! (she gets up to go)
Joey: No Pheebs! please! listen to me! You have to come back and watch the tape!
Phoebe: What? Why? To see you and Ursula together?
Joey: No Pheebs.....
Phoebe: No! I'm not coming!
(A few minutes later at the apartment)
Phoebe: I don't know why I came!
Ross: C'mon Pheebs! Joey says he suspects that the tape will show something meaningful!
Monica: Yeah! C'mon Pheebs give Joey a chance!
Rachel: So we'll watch?
Phoebe (Unenthusiastically) : Ok
(TV SCENE : MONICA AND RACHEL AT THE HOSPITAL)
Rachel: Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow.
Monica: Hi. Uh, my friend here was taking down our Christmas lights, and she fell off the balcony and may have broken her foot or ankle or something.
Nurse: My god. You still have your Christmas lights up? Fill this out and bring it back to me.
Rache: Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow.
Monica: All right. Name, address.....Ok, in case of emergency call?
Rachel: You.
Monica: Really?
Rachel: Yeah.
Monica: Oh, that is so sweet. Oh gosh. I love you. Insurance?
Rachel: Oh, yeah, check it. Definitely, I want some of that.
Monica: You don't have insurance?
Rachel: Why, how much is this gonna cost?
Monica: I have no idea, but x-rays alone could be a couple hundred dollars.
Rachel: Well what are we gonna do?
Monica: There's not much we can do.
Rachel: Um, unless, unless I use yours.
Monica (NOT TV): I can't believe we actually did that!
Rachel: Yeah i know what you mean! But at least we got to meet the cute doctors!
Monica (TV) : That's insurance fraud!
Rachel: Well, all right, then, forget it. Might as well just go home. Ow!
Monica: Ok. Ok. I hate this.
Rachel: Thank you. Thank you. I love you.
Monica: Hi. Um, I'm gonna need a new set of these forms.
Nurse: Why?
Monica: I am really an idiot. You see, I was filling out my friend's forms, and instead of putting her information, I put mine.
Nurse: You are an idiot!
Chandler (NOT TV) : Wow! Monica you did something illegal??? cool!
Monica: Oh Shut up! We fixed it in the end! I wasn't worth it anyway!
Cut to : Scene with Chandler, Joey and Ross in Central Perk)
Joey: Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it real expensive?
Chandler: Well, only if you order stuff.
Joey: I'm takin' Ursula tonight. It's her birthday.
Ross: Whoa. What about Phoebe's birthday?
Joey: When's that?
Ross: Tonight.
Joey: Oh, man. What're the odds of that happening?
Ross: You take your time.
(Joey Realizes)
Chandler: There it is! So what're you gonna do?
Joey: What can I do? Look, I don't want to do anything to screw it up with Ursula.
Chandler: And your friend Phoebe?
Joey: Well, if she's my friend, hopefully she'll understand. I mean, wouldn't you guys?
(NOT TV: Joey winces as he catches the upset look on Phoebes face)
Chandler (TV): Man if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit.
Phoebe (NOT TV) : Joey! Was that your big surprise?
Joey: No! No! No! Pheebes!
Phoebe: I have been your friend for so many years and you were willing to give all that up
for Ursula?
Chandler: Uh Oh! It's just about to get worse! here's Phoebe's surprise birthday party!
TV Scene: Phoebe's Surprise Party
Rachel: So, he said it was just a sprain, and that was it.
Monica: Uh, you left out the stupid part.
Rachel: Not stupid. The very cute, cute, cute doctors asked us out for tomorrow night, and I said yes.
Monica: I think it's totally insane, I mean, they work for the hospital. It's like returning to the scene of the crime. I say we blow off the dates.
Rachel: What? Monica, they are cute, they are doctors, cute doctors, doctors who are cute!
Chandler: All right, what have we learned so far?
(knock on the door)
ALL (Thinking it's Phoebe) : Surprise!
Ross: What the hell are you doing? You scared the crap outta me.
Rachel: Was that the cake?
Ross: Yeah, yeah. I got a lemon shmush.
Monica: Come on, she'll be here any minute.
Rachel: I hope it's ok.
Chandler: Happy birthday Peehee.
Monica: Well maybe we can make a "b" out of one of those roses.
(Enter Phoebe without anyone noticing)
Ross: Yeah, we'll just use our special cake tools.
Phoebe: Hey, what's going on?
ALL: Surprise!
Phoebe: Oh, oh, oh! This is so great! Oh my god! This was not at all scary. Hi everybody. Hi Betty! Betty, hi! You found Betty! Oh my god! This is great. Everybody I love is in the same room. Where's Joey?
Chandler: Did you see Betty?
(Monica Pauses the tape)
Phoebe (NOT TV): Well! At least i have some nice friends who would throw a surprise party for me.....and turn up for it! But then i also have some so called friends who wouldnt turn up at my party because they were out with my evil twin!
(Joey looks very sheepish)
Phoebe: How can you defend your self Joey? She dumped you a day later!
Joey: But i didn't know she was going to do that! And i don't get it Pheebs! This was all in the past! it's already over, we're friends again, i think! It's all because of this tape!
I wish you'd never found it Monica!
(There's complete silence in the room)
Chandler: Monica, give me a knife. i wanna cut the tension.
END OF PART III
A/N: Ooh! Three short scenes! i'm sorry but thats all i had time for. i hope you guys can
find some way to forgive the fact that this chapter was DUMB!
anyway, i promise next time's chapter will be better! its the one where Phoebe and Joey will
get together!!!
So keep reading.....and reviewing!
PS: A Beta reader is kind of like an editor. someone who checks over the stories.