A/N: The next chapter is finally up! Now i know i said Phoebe and Joey would get together in this chap...but theres been a slight change of plans. the next chaptr is going to be hardly any episode and alot of Phoebe/Joey.
Chap 9 JOEY AND URSULA PART IV
Monica: So i guess we shouldnt watch anymore?
Chandler: Well...i dont know if i'm for it, but i do know that if we watch...world peace is under threat.
Joey: Know What? i think we should watch. i brought Phoebe up here to see something and i wont rest until she's seen it!
Chandler: You wont rest? When do you anyway rest?
Phoebe: Ok i dont care what Mr. Tribbiani says...i'm not watching!
Joey: Phoebe! wait! just watch this ok? i've been your friend all these years...you have to trust me!
Rache: C'mon Pheebs!
Phoebe: Ok.
(Monica starts the tape again)
Monica (TV): Rachel, the cute doctors are here.
Rachel: Ok, coming!
Monica (Not TV) : Uh Oh!
Rachel: Disaster time!
Monica (TV): Hi, come on in.
Dr. Mitchell: Here, we brought wine.
DR. Rosin: And this is from the cellars of Ernest and Tova Borgnine, so how could we resist?
Rachel: Oh, that's great. Look at that.
DR. Rosin: Monica, how's the ankle?
Monica: It's uh, well, uh, (to Rachel) why don't you tell them? After all, it is your ankle.
Rachel: You know what, it's feeling a lot better, thank you. Well, listen, why don't you two sit down, and we'll get you some glasses....STAT.
Rachel: Ok, listen, I'm thinking, why don't we just tell them who we really are. I mean, it'll be fine, I really think it'll be fine, I really do.
Monica: It will not be fine. We'll get in trouble.
Rachel: Would you stop being such a wuss?
Monica: A wuss? Excuse me for living in the real world, ok?
DR. Mitchell: So?
DR. Rosin: So, they still seem normal.
Mitchell: That's because they are normal.
Rosin: Ok, but you have to admit that every time we go out with women we meet at the hospital, it turns into--
Mitchell: Would you relax? Look around. No pagan altars, no piles of bones in the corners, they're fine. Go like this.
Monica: I said we are not going to do it. Sometimes you can be such a, a big baby.
Rachel: I am not a baby. You know what?
Monica: What?
Rachel: You know what?
Monica: What?
Rachel: Every day, you are becoming more and more like your mother.
Monica (Not TV) : Rachel!!!!!
Rachel: Oops!
Rosin (TV): This is a great place. How long have you lived here?
Rachel: I've been here about six years, and Rachel moved in a few months ago.
Monica: Yeah, I was supposed to get married, but, um, I left the guy at the altar. Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish, but hey, that's me. Why don't you try the hummus?
Rosin: So, Monica, what do you do?
Rachel: Uh, I'm a uh, chef at a restaurant uptown.
Rosin: Good for you.
Rachel: Yeah it is. Mostly because I get to boss people around, which I just love to do.
Rosin: This hummus is great.
Mitchell: God bless the chickpea.
Monica: (laughing) Oh, God, I am so spoiled. That's it.
Rachel: And by the way, have I mentioned that back in high school, I was a cow.
Monica: I used to wet my bed.
Rachel: I use my breasts to get other people's attention.
Monica: We both do that.
Chandler (Not TV): Oh My God! This is Hilarious!
(The Whole Gang is laughing)
Ross: Rache, you used to wet your bed?
Rache: Yeah...well...so...youre greasy hair wets the bed!
(The gang laughs even more)
Joey: Maybe you should have told them you know?
Rache: See Mon, i told you.
Monica: We would have gotten into trouble!
Ross: so its better to seem crazy?
Monica: You kow what? forgt it! just lets watch!
Joey (TV): Hey.
Ross: Hey.
Phoebe: Hi. Trouble?
Joey: Your sister stood me up the other night.
Phoebe: Oh, no. Don't you just hate it when people aren't there for you?
(Not TV: Phoebe gives Joey a look. Joey looks sheepish)
Ross (TV): Well did you try calling her?
Joey: I've been trying for two days. When I call the restaurant, they say she's too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowin' me off.
(Next Scene: Phoebe at Riffs)
Phoebe: Hey.
Ursula: Oh.
Phoebe: Um, you, got a minute?
Ursula: Um, yeah, I'm just working.
Phoebe: So...
Ursula: Uh-huh.
Phoebe: Um, oh, I got you a birthday present.
Ursula: Oh, wow! You remembered! Oh, it's a Judy Jetson thermos.
Phoebe: Right, like the kind you--
Ursula: Right. Oh, I got something for you too.
Phoebe: How'd you know I was coming?
Ursula: Um, yeah, um, twin thing.
Phoebe: I can't believe you did this. I can't believe you (realizing its the gift Joey got for Ursula)--did this.
Joey (Not TV) : Oh No! I cant believe she did that!
Phoebe: So, what's the deal with uh you and Joey?
Ursula: Oh, right. He is so great. But that's over.
Phoebe: Does he know?
Ursula: Who?
Phoebe: Joey. You know, um, he's really nutsy about you.
Ursula: He is? Why?
Phoebe: You got me.
Ursula: Right. (to someone passing by) Excuse me. Doesn't this come with a side salad?
Phoebe: So, um, are you gonna call him?
Ursula: (thinking Phoebe means the passer by) Why, do you think he likes me?
Phoebe: No. Joey.
Ursula: Oh. No, no, he is so smart. He'll figure it out. Do you want some chicken?
Phoebe: No. I'm a vegetarian.
Ursula: You have not changed.
Phoebe: Yeah, you too.
Joey (Not TV): Oh No!
Phoebe: Yeah
Joey (Not TV): it was really nice of you to do that Pheebs. maybe i should have listened to you in the first place!
Phoebe: Ah Finally!
Monica: So then what happened?
Scene at Central Perk. Joey is there. Phoebe enters
Phoebe (TV): Hey.
Joey: (thinking its Ursula) Urs, what're you doing here? I've been trying to call you.
Phoebe: Listen, um.
Joey: No, no, no, don't say "listen". I know that "listen". I've said that "listen".
Phoebe: I'm sorry.
Joey: I don't get it. What happened? What about everything you said under the bridge?
Phoebe: Yeah, um, you know, you should just forget about what I said under the bridge, I was talkin' crazy that night, I was so drunk.
Joey: You don't drink
Phoebe; That's right, I don't, but I was, I was drunk on you.
Joey: Urs--
Phoebe: Ok, yeah, so it's not gonna work.
Joey: Why? Is it because I'm friends with Phoebe?
Phoebe: If it was, would you stop hanging out with her?
Joey: No. No, I, I couldn't do that.
Phoebe: Um, then yes, 'cause of Phoebe. So, you know, it's either her or me.
Joey: Then, uh, then I'm sorry.
Phoebe: You know, you're gonna be really, really hard to get over.
Joey: I know. I don't know whether it's just 'cause we're breakin' up or what, but you have never looked so beautiful.
Phoebe: Really?
(kiss)
Joey: Pheebs???
Phoebe: Yeah.
Ross: (Not TV) Pheebs? i really thought that was Ursula!
Rache: You guys kissed?
Chandler: You guys kissed?
Monica: You guys KISSED?
Phoebe: Um...
Joey: See Pheebs! i chose you over her!
Ross: And we know how much he liked Ursula!
Joey: I guess i just liked you more, Pheebs!
Chandler: Yeah! you guys came through for each other! your friends till the end!
Rache: Just like we all are!
Ross: Just like we'll always be!
END OF JOEY AND URSULA PART IV.
A/N: What happens next?
Chap 9 JOEY AND URSULA PART IV
Monica: So i guess we shouldnt watch anymore?
Chandler: Well...i dont know if i'm for it, but i do know that if we watch...world peace is under threat.
Joey: Know What? i think we should watch. i brought Phoebe up here to see something and i wont rest until she's seen it!
Chandler: You wont rest? When do you anyway rest?
Phoebe: Ok i dont care what Mr. Tribbiani says...i'm not watching!
Joey: Phoebe! wait! just watch this ok? i've been your friend all these years...you have to trust me!
Rache: C'mon Pheebs!
Phoebe: Ok.
(Monica starts the tape again)
Monica (TV): Rachel, the cute doctors are here.
Rachel: Ok, coming!
Monica (Not TV) : Uh Oh!
Rachel: Disaster time!
Monica (TV): Hi, come on in.
Dr. Mitchell: Here, we brought wine.
DR. Rosin: And this is from the cellars of Ernest and Tova Borgnine, so how could we resist?
Rachel: Oh, that's great. Look at that.
DR. Rosin: Monica, how's the ankle?
Monica: It's uh, well, uh, (to Rachel) why don't you tell them? After all, it is your ankle.
Rachel: You know what, it's feeling a lot better, thank you. Well, listen, why don't you two sit down, and we'll get you some glasses....STAT.
Rachel: Ok, listen, I'm thinking, why don't we just tell them who we really are. I mean, it'll be fine, I really think it'll be fine, I really do.
Monica: It will not be fine. We'll get in trouble.
Rachel: Would you stop being such a wuss?
Monica: A wuss? Excuse me for living in the real world, ok?
DR. Mitchell: So?
DR. Rosin: So, they still seem normal.
Mitchell: That's because they are normal.
Rosin: Ok, but you have to admit that every time we go out with women we meet at the hospital, it turns into--
Mitchell: Would you relax? Look around. No pagan altars, no piles of bones in the corners, they're fine. Go like this.
Monica: I said we are not going to do it. Sometimes you can be such a, a big baby.
Rachel: I am not a baby. You know what?
Monica: What?
Rachel: You know what?
Monica: What?
Rachel: Every day, you are becoming more and more like your mother.
Monica (Not TV) : Rachel!!!!!
Rachel: Oops!
Rosin (TV): This is a great place. How long have you lived here?
Rachel: I've been here about six years, and Rachel moved in a few months ago.
Monica: Yeah, I was supposed to get married, but, um, I left the guy at the altar. Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish, but hey, that's me. Why don't you try the hummus?
Rosin: So, Monica, what do you do?
Rachel: Uh, I'm a uh, chef at a restaurant uptown.
Rosin: Good for you.
Rachel: Yeah it is. Mostly because I get to boss people around, which I just love to do.
Rosin: This hummus is great.
Mitchell: God bless the chickpea.
Monica: (laughing) Oh, God, I am so spoiled. That's it.
Rachel: And by the way, have I mentioned that back in high school, I was a cow.
Monica: I used to wet my bed.
Rachel: I use my breasts to get other people's attention.
Monica: We both do that.
Chandler (Not TV): Oh My God! This is Hilarious!
(The Whole Gang is laughing)
Ross: Rache, you used to wet your bed?
Rache: Yeah...well...so...youre greasy hair wets the bed!
(The gang laughs even more)
Joey: Maybe you should have told them you know?
Rache: See Mon, i told you.
Monica: We would have gotten into trouble!
Ross: so its better to seem crazy?
Monica: You kow what? forgt it! just lets watch!
Joey (TV): Hey.
Ross: Hey.
Phoebe: Hi. Trouble?
Joey: Your sister stood me up the other night.
Phoebe: Oh, no. Don't you just hate it when people aren't there for you?
(Not TV: Phoebe gives Joey a look. Joey looks sheepish)
Ross (TV): Well did you try calling her?
Joey: I've been trying for two days. When I call the restaurant, they say she's too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowin' me off.
(Next Scene: Phoebe at Riffs)
Phoebe: Hey.
Ursula: Oh.
Phoebe: Um, you, got a minute?
Ursula: Um, yeah, I'm just working.
Phoebe: So...
Ursula: Uh-huh.
Phoebe: Um, oh, I got you a birthday present.
Ursula: Oh, wow! You remembered! Oh, it's a Judy Jetson thermos.
Phoebe: Right, like the kind you--
Ursula: Right. Oh, I got something for you too.
Phoebe: How'd you know I was coming?
Ursula: Um, yeah, um, twin thing.
Phoebe: I can't believe you did this. I can't believe you (realizing its the gift Joey got for Ursula)--did this.
Joey (Not TV) : Oh No! I cant believe she did that!
Phoebe: So, what's the deal with uh you and Joey?
Ursula: Oh, right. He is so great. But that's over.
Phoebe: Does he know?
Ursula: Who?
Phoebe: Joey. You know, um, he's really nutsy about you.
Ursula: He is? Why?
Phoebe: You got me.
Ursula: Right. (to someone passing by) Excuse me. Doesn't this come with a side salad?
Phoebe: So, um, are you gonna call him?
Ursula: (thinking Phoebe means the passer by) Why, do you think he likes me?
Phoebe: No. Joey.
Ursula: Oh. No, no, he is so smart. He'll figure it out. Do you want some chicken?
Phoebe: No. I'm a vegetarian.
Ursula: You have not changed.
Phoebe: Yeah, you too.
Joey (Not TV): Oh No!
Phoebe: Yeah
Joey (Not TV): it was really nice of you to do that Pheebs. maybe i should have listened to you in the first place!
Phoebe: Ah Finally!
Monica: So then what happened?
Scene at Central Perk. Joey is there. Phoebe enters
Phoebe (TV): Hey.
Joey: (thinking its Ursula) Urs, what're you doing here? I've been trying to call you.
Phoebe: Listen, um.
Joey: No, no, no, don't say "listen". I know that "listen". I've said that "listen".
Phoebe: I'm sorry.
Joey: I don't get it. What happened? What about everything you said under the bridge?
Phoebe: Yeah, um, you know, you should just forget about what I said under the bridge, I was talkin' crazy that night, I was so drunk.
Joey: You don't drink
Phoebe; That's right, I don't, but I was, I was drunk on you.
Joey: Urs--
Phoebe: Ok, yeah, so it's not gonna work.
Joey: Why? Is it because I'm friends with Phoebe?
Phoebe: If it was, would you stop hanging out with her?
Joey: No. No, I, I couldn't do that.
Phoebe: Um, then yes, 'cause of Phoebe. So, you know, it's either her or me.
Joey: Then, uh, then I'm sorry.
Phoebe: You know, you're gonna be really, really hard to get over.
Joey: I know. I don't know whether it's just 'cause we're breakin' up or what, but you have never looked so beautiful.
Phoebe: Really?
(kiss)
Joey: Pheebs???
Phoebe: Yeah.
Ross: (Not TV) Pheebs? i really thought that was Ursula!
Rache: You guys kissed?
Chandler: You guys kissed?
Monica: You guys KISSED?
Phoebe: Um...
Joey: See Pheebs! i chose you over her!
Ross: And we know how much he liked Ursula!
Joey: I guess i just liked you more, Pheebs!
Chandler: Yeah! you guys came through for each other! your friends till the end!
Rache: Just like we all are!
Ross: Just like we'll always be!
END OF JOEY AND URSULA PART IV.
A/N: What happens next?