Note: This is a time jump...Ross and Rachel are getting married! Phoebe and Joey are still going out in secret though...all the flashbacks are from The One With The Prom Video At The End.
Scene: Monica and Phoebe at the girls apartment. Rachel enters.
Rachel: I'M GETTING MARRIED!
Monica and Phoebe: Yay! congratulations...
Rachel: God, you guys i am so excited! i'm getting MARRIED!
Phoebe: To your best friend!
Monica: And to my brother
Phoebe: Aw...its like we're all getting married to each other
(Mon and Rach give her a strange look)
Rachel: ok now i have to get ready
Phoebe: Ok i'll help...what are maid of honours for?
Monica: Hey, i'm her maid of honour too, pheebs
Phoebe: You are???
Scene: Ross, Joey and Chandler at guys apt.
Ross: Can you believe that today's my wedding day??
Chandler: Yeah i can!
Joey: So are you nervous?
Ross: Yeah i am!
Chandler: But you've been planing this since the ninth grade!
Joey: Hey remember when you guys first started goin out?
(Flashback)
MONICA (Not TV): You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.
RACHEL: Oh.
ROSS: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
ALL: Oh yeah we do. C'mon.
MRS. GELLER (TV): Get a shot of Monica. Where's Monica.
MONICA: Over here dad. [he pans over and we see a torso taking up the whole screen]
MR, GELLER: Wait, how do you zoom out? [zooms out and we see an extremely overweight Monica eating a big sandwich] There she is.
JOEY (Not TV): Some girl ate Monica.
MONICA: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.
CHANDLER: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?
MR. GELLER (TV): Everybody smile.
MONICA: Oh, dad, turn it off.
MR. GELLER: It is off.
MONICA: Dad, it is not. What's with the red light?
MR. GELLER: It's the off light. Right Ross? [pans over to see Ross with an afro and moustache]
JOEY (Not tv): Lookin' good Mr. Kotter.
ROSS: You look pretty tonight.
RACHEL: Oh, thanks. So, uh, what are you gonna do this summer?
ROSS: Oh, you know, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna hang out, work on my music.
RACHEL: [the shoulders of her dress keep falling off her shoulders] Is my hook unhooked? These things keep falling down, I can't. . .
ROSS: Uh, hold, let me see, I don't know. So what're you gonna do. . . [doorbell rings]
RACHEL: Oh, the guys are here.
ROSS: ...this summer?
RACHEL: Where's Chip, why isn't he here yet?
ROY: He'll be here OK, take a chill pill. [Chip pins Monica's corsage on, Monica then turns and whispers to Rachel]
MONICA: I just told Rachel that Roy touched my boob.
RACHEL: I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too late.
MONICA: If you're not going then I don't want to go either.
ROY: Oh, I'm gonna kick Chip's ass.
MRS. GELLER: [to Ross on the stairs] I have a wonderful idea. You should take Rachel to the prom.
ROSS: Doubtful.
MRS. GELLER: Jack, give me that. Talk to your son.
MR. GELLER: Your mother's right. Take her, you can wear my tux.
ROSS: Dad, she won't want to go with me.
MR. GELLER: Of course she would, you're a college man.
ROSS: I don't know.
MR. GELLER: Well, c'mon. Don't ya want to find out?
RACHEL: I can't believe I don't get to go to my own prom, this is so harsh.
ROSS: OK. Hold my board.
MR. GELLER: Atta boy. [Ross scrambles upstairs to change]
ROSS: OK, you guys, ya know, I think we've seen enough, let's turn it off.
ALL: No, no, no.
ROSS: OK, fine, well I'm not gonna watch, alright.
MR. GELLER: C'mon kid, let's go.
MRS. GELLER: Ahh, are you handsome.
MR. GELLER: Let's show 'em.
ROSS: Uh, just a sec dad. [to himself] OK, be cool, just be cool. [walks down the stairs and grabs the flowers out of the vase on the endtable] OK dad.
MR. GELLER: [going downstairs] Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shining. . . oh no. [Chip has shown up and the four are leaving]
RACHEL, MONICA, ROY, and CHIP: Bye.
MRS. GELLER: Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?
MR. GELLER: Press the button.
MRS. GELLER: Which one? Which button, Jack.
MR. GELLER: The button, the button.
MONICA: I can't believe you did that.
ROSS: Yeah, well.
[Rachel, seeing what he did for her, gets up, walks across the room, and kisses Ross.]
PHOEBE: See, he's her lobster.
(Return to the present)
Ross: Yeah...but then we broke up
Joey: but now youre getting married!
Ross: Yeah...i'm gonna go read over my vows okay?
Chandler: Yeah and i'm gonna go pick up my tux
(they leave)
Joey picks up the phone
Joey: Monica? is Phoebe there? Yeah...Pheebs? It's safe...c'mon over.
Scene: Back at the girls apartment (Rachel is doing her make up)
Phoebe puts the phone down.
Phoebe: Joey's having a Phoebe emergency...i'll be right back. (she leaves...monica and rachel just shrug)
Monica: Mac? you use Mac makeup? i dont have enough money to buy new sofa cushions and youre using Mac!
Rachel; Mon! this is my wedding. And i thought youre parents lent you money.
Monica: my parents have never lent me money
(Flashback)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica answers the door and lets her parents in. They are carrying boxes.]
MONICA: Hi.
MR. GELLER: Hi.
MRS. GELLER: Hi darling.
MONICA: So, what's this.
MR. GELLER: Some of your old stuff.
MRS. GELLER: Well sweetie, we have a surprise for you. We're turning your room into a gym.
MONICA: Wow, that is a surprise. Just one little question, uh, why not Ross's room?
MR. GELLER: Gosh, we talked about that but your brother has so many science trophies and plaques and merit badges, well we didn't want to disturb them.
MONICA: Oh, God forbid.
(Later in the Flashback)
[the Gellers are watching TV and Ross enters. He goes over to Monica]
MONICA: Where have you been?
ROSS: Emotional hell. So, did they lend you the money yet?
MONICA: No, but that's probably 'cause I haven't asked them yet.
ROSS: C'mon Monica, do it. Hey, you guys, um, Monica has some news.
MONICA: Um, yeah, so uh, uhh, listen, I'm sorry I didn't tell you this before but umm, I, I'm no longer at my job, I, I had to leave it.
MRS. GELLER: Why?
MONICA: Because they made me.
MRS. GELLER: You were fired? What're you gonna do?
MR. GELLER: Judy, Judy, relax, this is our little harmonica we're talking about. We taught her well. Ten percent of your paycheck, where does it go?
MONICA and ROSS: In the bank.
MR. GELLER: There you go. So she dips into her savings, that's what it's there for. She's gonna be fine, and if you need a little extra, you know where to find it. [pulls a quarter from behind her ear]
MONICA: Anything larger back there?
(Return to the Present)
Rachel and Monica are laughing at the memory
Chandler enters
Chandler: Where is everybody?
Monica (from the bathroom) : We're in here
Chandler: both of you together?
Monica (coming out) : We're doing Rachel's make up
Rache: It's okay mon...why dont you get ready now?
Monica: Okay, hey chandler you can help me with somthing
Chandler: Okay
Monica: Now Rachels given us green and gold combinations...so which gold bracelet should i wear?
Chandler (pointing to the left one) that one. the pther one is crap.
Monica: It is? why?
Chandler: You know what it reminds me of?
(Flashback)
JOEY: Hey I got somethin' for you. [hands Chandler an envelope.]
CHANDLER: What's this?
JOEY: Eight hundred and twelve bucks.
CHANDLER: Well, I don't know what Big Leon told ya but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night. What is this for?
JOEY: Well, I'm makin money now and this is payin' you back for head shots, electric bills, and so many slices of pizza I can't even count. I love ya man.
CHANDLER: Well, thanks man. Now I can get my pony.
JOEY: Hey, this is a little extra somethin' for uh, ya know, always bein' there for me. [hands Chandler a jewelry box]
CHANDLER: Wow, I don't know what to say. [opens the box and pulls out an incredibly gaudy gold bracelet] Wow, I, I don't know what to say.
JOEY: Heh, what d'ya say?
CHANDLER: I don't know. It's a bracelet.
JOEY: Isn't it? And it's engraved too, check it out.
CHANDLER: [reads] To my best bud. [puts it back in the case] Thanks best bud.
JOEY: Put it on.
CHANDLER: Oh, now? [puts it in his desk drawer] No, no, I think something this nice should be saved for a special occasion. [sets a chair in front of the drawer]
JOEY: Oh, no no, that's the beauty part, it goes with everything. [gets the bracelet from the drawer] You put this on, you're good to go. [puts the bracelet on Chandler] Ohhh man, you are so wearin' that bracelet.
CHANDLER: I so am.
JOEY: You have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?
CHANDLER: Well, it'll probably slow it down at first but, once I get used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track.
(Return to Present)
Scene: Phoebe and Joey are in Joey's apartment talking about the wedding.
Phoebe this is so great! i mean its just so great!
Joey: I know! i mean its perfect!
Phoebe: i know!
Joey: You think we'll ever get married?
Phoebe: Of course we will joey...we're not gonna be alone for the rest of our lives our we now?
Joey: No, i mean to each other
Phoebe: Oh...Yeah, why not?
Joey: Then we should get married!
Phoebe: Joey?
Joey: we love each other and we should get married
Phoebe: But isnt it too soon?
Joey: Yeah it is...i just asked because we were on the subject of weddings...and because i love you.
Phoebe: i love you too joey!
Joey: Hey you think Kevin, David and Marta will incude all this is our TV show?
Phoebe: Maybe they will...all in good time
Joey: Yeah...who knows what the future holds for "friends"?
END
Scene: Monica and Phoebe at the girls apartment. Rachel enters.
Rachel: I'M GETTING MARRIED!
Monica and Phoebe: Yay! congratulations...
Rachel: God, you guys i am so excited! i'm getting MARRIED!
Phoebe: To your best friend!
Monica: And to my brother
Phoebe: Aw...its like we're all getting married to each other
(Mon and Rach give her a strange look)
Rachel: ok now i have to get ready
Phoebe: Ok i'll help...what are maid of honours for?
Monica: Hey, i'm her maid of honour too, pheebs
Phoebe: You are???
Scene: Ross, Joey and Chandler at guys apt.
Ross: Can you believe that today's my wedding day??
Chandler: Yeah i can!
Joey: So are you nervous?
Ross: Yeah i am!
Chandler: But you've been planing this since the ninth grade!
Joey: Hey remember when you guys first started goin out?
(Flashback)
MONICA (Not TV): You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.
RACHEL: Oh.
ROSS: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
ALL: Oh yeah we do. C'mon.
MRS. GELLER (TV): Get a shot of Monica. Where's Monica.
MONICA: Over here dad. [he pans over and we see a torso taking up the whole screen]
MR, GELLER: Wait, how do you zoom out? [zooms out and we see an extremely overweight Monica eating a big sandwich] There she is.
JOEY (Not TV): Some girl ate Monica.
MONICA: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.
CHANDLER: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?
MR. GELLER (TV): Everybody smile.
MONICA: Oh, dad, turn it off.
MR. GELLER: It is off.
MONICA: Dad, it is not. What's with the red light?
MR. GELLER: It's the off light. Right Ross? [pans over to see Ross with an afro and moustache]
JOEY (Not tv): Lookin' good Mr. Kotter.
ROSS: You look pretty tonight.
RACHEL: Oh, thanks. So, uh, what are you gonna do this summer?
ROSS: Oh, you know, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna hang out, work on my music.
RACHEL: [the shoulders of her dress keep falling off her shoulders] Is my hook unhooked? These things keep falling down, I can't. . .
ROSS: Uh, hold, let me see, I don't know. So what're you gonna do. . . [doorbell rings]
RACHEL: Oh, the guys are here.
ROSS: ...this summer?
RACHEL: Where's Chip, why isn't he here yet?
ROY: He'll be here OK, take a chill pill. [Chip pins Monica's corsage on, Monica then turns and whispers to Rachel]
MONICA: I just told Rachel that Roy touched my boob.
RACHEL: I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too late.
MONICA: If you're not going then I don't want to go either.
ROY: Oh, I'm gonna kick Chip's ass.
MRS. GELLER: [to Ross on the stairs] I have a wonderful idea. You should take Rachel to the prom.
ROSS: Doubtful.
MRS. GELLER: Jack, give me that. Talk to your son.
MR. GELLER: Your mother's right. Take her, you can wear my tux.
ROSS: Dad, she won't want to go with me.
MR. GELLER: Of course she would, you're a college man.
ROSS: I don't know.
MR. GELLER: Well, c'mon. Don't ya want to find out?
RACHEL: I can't believe I don't get to go to my own prom, this is so harsh.
ROSS: OK. Hold my board.
MR. GELLER: Atta boy. [Ross scrambles upstairs to change]
ROSS: OK, you guys, ya know, I think we've seen enough, let's turn it off.
ALL: No, no, no.
ROSS: OK, fine, well I'm not gonna watch, alright.
MR. GELLER: C'mon kid, let's go.
MRS. GELLER: Ahh, are you handsome.
MR. GELLER: Let's show 'em.
ROSS: Uh, just a sec dad. [to himself] OK, be cool, just be cool. [walks down the stairs and grabs the flowers out of the vase on the endtable] OK dad.
MR. GELLER: [going downstairs] Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shining. . . oh no. [Chip has shown up and the four are leaving]
RACHEL, MONICA, ROY, and CHIP: Bye.
MRS. GELLER: Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?
MR. GELLER: Press the button.
MRS. GELLER: Which one? Which button, Jack.
MR. GELLER: The button, the button.
MONICA: I can't believe you did that.
ROSS: Yeah, well.
[Rachel, seeing what he did for her, gets up, walks across the room, and kisses Ross.]
PHOEBE: See, he's her lobster.
(Return to the present)
Ross: Yeah...but then we broke up
Joey: but now youre getting married!
Ross: Yeah...i'm gonna go read over my vows okay?
Chandler: Yeah and i'm gonna go pick up my tux
(they leave)
Joey picks up the phone
Joey: Monica? is Phoebe there? Yeah...Pheebs? It's safe...c'mon over.
Scene: Back at the girls apartment (Rachel is doing her make up)
Phoebe puts the phone down.
Phoebe: Joey's having a Phoebe emergency...i'll be right back. (she leaves...monica and rachel just shrug)
Monica: Mac? you use Mac makeup? i dont have enough money to buy new sofa cushions and youre using Mac!
Rachel; Mon! this is my wedding. And i thought youre parents lent you money.
Monica: my parents have never lent me money
(Flashback)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica answers the door and lets her parents in. They are carrying boxes.]
MONICA: Hi.
MR. GELLER: Hi.
MRS. GELLER: Hi darling.
MONICA: So, what's this.
MR. GELLER: Some of your old stuff.
MRS. GELLER: Well sweetie, we have a surprise for you. We're turning your room into a gym.
MONICA: Wow, that is a surprise. Just one little question, uh, why not Ross's room?
MR. GELLER: Gosh, we talked about that but your brother has so many science trophies and plaques and merit badges, well we didn't want to disturb them.
MONICA: Oh, God forbid.
(Later in the Flashback)
[the Gellers are watching TV and Ross enters. He goes over to Monica]
MONICA: Where have you been?
ROSS: Emotional hell. So, did they lend you the money yet?
MONICA: No, but that's probably 'cause I haven't asked them yet.
ROSS: C'mon Monica, do it. Hey, you guys, um, Monica has some news.
MONICA: Um, yeah, so uh, uhh, listen, I'm sorry I didn't tell you this before but umm, I, I'm no longer at my job, I, I had to leave it.
MRS. GELLER: Why?
MONICA: Because they made me.
MRS. GELLER: You were fired? What're you gonna do?
MR. GELLER: Judy, Judy, relax, this is our little harmonica we're talking about. We taught her well. Ten percent of your paycheck, where does it go?
MONICA and ROSS: In the bank.
MR. GELLER: There you go. So she dips into her savings, that's what it's there for. She's gonna be fine, and if you need a little extra, you know where to find it. [pulls a quarter from behind her ear]
MONICA: Anything larger back there?
(Return to the Present)
Rachel and Monica are laughing at the memory
Chandler enters
Chandler: Where is everybody?
Monica (from the bathroom) : We're in here
Chandler: both of you together?
Monica (coming out) : We're doing Rachel's make up
Rache: It's okay mon...why dont you get ready now?
Monica: Okay, hey chandler you can help me with somthing
Chandler: Okay
Monica: Now Rachels given us green and gold combinations...so which gold bracelet should i wear?
Chandler (pointing to the left one) that one. the pther one is crap.
Monica: It is? why?
Chandler: You know what it reminds me of?
(Flashback)
JOEY: Hey I got somethin' for you. [hands Chandler an envelope.]
CHANDLER: What's this?
JOEY: Eight hundred and twelve bucks.
CHANDLER: Well, I don't know what Big Leon told ya but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night. What is this for?
JOEY: Well, I'm makin money now and this is payin' you back for head shots, electric bills, and so many slices of pizza I can't even count. I love ya man.
CHANDLER: Well, thanks man. Now I can get my pony.
JOEY: Hey, this is a little extra somethin' for uh, ya know, always bein' there for me. [hands Chandler a jewelry box]
CHANDLER: Wow, I don't know what to say. [opens the box and pulls out an incredibly gaudy gold bracelet] Wow, I, I don't know what to say.
JOEY: Heh, what d'ya say?
CHANDLER: I don't know. It's a bracelet.
JOEY: Isn't it? And it's engraved too, check it out.
CHANDLER: [reads] To my best bud. [puts it back in the case] Thanks best bud.
JOEY: Put it on.
CHANDLER: Oh, now? [puts it in his desk drawer] No, no, I think something this nice should be saved for a special occasion. [sets a chair in front of the drawer]
JOEY: Oh, no no, that's the beauty part, it goes with everything. [gets the bracelet from the drawer] You put this on, you're good to go. [puts the bracelet on Chandler] Ohhh man, you are so wearin' that bracelet.
CHANDLER: I so am.
JOEY: You have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?
CHANDLER: Well, it'll probably slow it down at first but, once I get used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track.
(Return to Present)
Scene: Phoebe and Joey are in Joey's apartment talking about the wedding.
Phoebe this is so great! i mean its just so great!
Joey: I know! i mean its perfect!
Phoebe: i know!
Joey: You think we'll ever get married?
Phoebe: Of course we will joey...we're not gonna be alone for the rest of our lives our we now?
Joey: No, i mean to each other
Phoebe: Oh...Yeah, why not?
Joey: Then we should get married!
Phoebe: Joey?
Joey: we love each other and we should get married
Phoebe: But isnt it too soon?
Joey: Yeah it is...i just asked because we were on the subject of weddings...and because i love you.
Phoebe: i love you too joey!
Joey: Hey you think Kevin, David and Marta will incude all this is our TV show?
Phoebe: Maybe they will...all in good time
Joey: Yeah...who knows what the future holds for "friends"?
END