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This is my first try at a parody, cause basicly I got super bored and felt like it. So beat that!
Don't own any of these characters, you would think after seeing the movie 23 times they would let me
own Will or Jack or atleast that dog in the jail, but noooo.
R&R!!
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Young Elizabeth : [standing at the bow of a ship and singing] .We pillage, we plunder, we something and stuff.
Drink up me hiddies yo ho![ Gibbs puts his hand on her shoulder which surprises her]
Gibbs : Do not call me a hoe!
Young Elizabeth: But you are!
Gibbs: Your one to be talking little missy. Anyways, cursed pirates sail these waters, you dont want to bring them
down on us now do ye?
Me: [giggles] You said ye!!
Norrington: Mr. Gibbs that will do! Its my turn to try to Elizabeth get Elizabeth in the sack.
Me: Ewwww!! [pukes] Thats just soo not right!
Norrington: Find me a better looking wench and this little freak will be overboard in seconds.
Me: HOLY SHIT YOU SAID WILL!! Where is he anyways, shouldn't he be here by now? [dazes off into dreamland
thinking about Will]
Gibbs : Okay, well then that was interesting.
Norrington: On your way man whore.
Gibbs : Aye, Lieutenant. It's bad luck to have two women on board, even one so crazy over a character that hasn't
even showed up yet.
Norrington: Um...you mean the author? I don't know how she got here so just ignore her. Anyways, back to the mini
wench, no more singing about pirates cause you know...its like...bad.
Young Elizabeth : That is soo not fair! Im telling daddy and I am so cancelling our date for tomarrow!!
Norrington: -pouts-
Young Elizabeth: -looks out into water seeing something- Look! Theres a ugly boy in the water who will be ever so
hott in 8 years!!
Norrington: Man overboard! Fetch a Hook! Haul him aboard. [they get him on board] He's still breathing.
Gibbs : [spots burning ship] Mary , Mother of God!
Governor Swann : What happened here?
Norrington: It's most likely the powder magazine. Merchant vessels run heavily armed.
Gibbs : A lot of good it did them. Everyone's thinking it; I'm just saying it - pirates!
Governor Swann : There's no proof of that. It was probably an accident.
Norrington: Rouse the Captain immediately!
Me: [coming back to reality realizing Will is here] hehe...thats great Norrington, how are you planning on rousing
the captain? Been working on your lap dancing?
Norrington: [gently pushes me overboard making sure no one notices]
Governor Swann : Elizabeth I want you to accompany the boy. He'll be in your charge. Take care of him. [she nods
and walks over to the young Will ]
Young Elizabeth : [Will awakes, grabbing her wrist] Fiesty today now aren't we sexxy boy? Whats your name?
Young Will: ...Will Turner. Um why do you want to know?
Young Elizabeth: Oh no reason [takes out marriage certificate and writes in Will's name]
Young Will: Guards! Guards!! Im trying to play the young Orlando Bloom, please get this ugly girl away from me!! Guards?!
Young Elizabeth : I'm watching over you, sexy . [ Will pretends to faint hoping Elizabeth will eventually go away, she notices
medallion and examines it] You're a p-pirate. [hides it when Norrington approaches]
Norrington: Has he said anything?
Young Elizabeth : His name is William Turner , that's all I found out.
Norrington: [to sailors] Take him below.
[ Elizabeth studies the medallion closer and upon looking up sees a ship with the black flag flying at its mast; she closes
her eyes]
[End dream]
This is my first try at a parody, cause basicly I got super bored and felt like it. So beat that!
Don't own any of these characters, you would think after seeing the movie 23 times they would let me
own Will or Jack or atleast that dog in the jail, but noooo.
R&R!!
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
Young Elizabeth : [standing at the bow of a ship and singing] .We pillage, we plunder, we something and stuff.
Drink up me hiddies yo ho![ Gibbs puts his hand on her shoulder which surprises her]
Gibbs : Do not call me a hoe!
Young Elizabeth: But you are!
Gibbs: Your one to be talking little missy. Anyways, cursed pirates sail these waters, you dont want to bring them
down on us now do ye?
Me: [giggles] You said ye!!
Norrington: Mr. Gibbs that will do! Its my turn to try to Elizabeth get Elizabeth in the sack.
Me: Ewwww!! [pukes] Thats just soo not right!
Norrington: Find me a better looking wench and this little freak will be overboard in seconds.
Me: HOLY SHIT YOU SAID WILL!! Where is he anyways, shouldn't he be here by now? [dazes off into dreamland
thinking about Will]
Gibbs : Okay, well then that was interesting.
Norrington: On your way man whore.
Gibbs : Aye, Lieutenant. It's bad luck to have two women on board, even one so crazy over a character that hasn't
even showed up yet.
Norrington: Um...you mean the author? I don't know how she got here so just ignore her. Anyways, back to the mini
wench, no more singing about pirates cause you know...its like...bad.
Young Elizabeth : That is soo not fair! Im telling daddy and I am so cancelling our date for tomarrow!!
Norrington: -pouts-
Young Elizabeth: -looks out into water seeing something- Look! Theres a ugly boy in the water who will be ever so
hott in 8 years!!
Norrington: Man overboard! Fetch a Hook! Haul him aboard. [they get him on board] He's still breathing.
Gibbs : [spots burning ship] Mary , Mother of God!
Governor Swann : What happened here?
Norrington: It's most likely the powder magazine. Merchant vessels run heavily armed.
Gibbs : A lot of good it did them. Everyone's thinking it; I'm just saying it - pirates!
Governor Swann : There's no proof of that. It was probably an accident.
Norrington: Rouse the Captain immediately!
Me: [coming back to reality realizing Will is here] hehe...thats great Norrington, how are you planning on rousing
the captain? Been working on your lap dancing?
Norrington: [gently pushes me overboard making sure no one notices]
Governor Swann : Elizabeth I want you to accompany the boy. He'll be in your charge. Take care of him. [she nods
and walks over to the young Will ]
Young Elizabeth : [Will awakes, grabbing her wrist] Fiesty today now aren't we sexxy boy? Whats your name?
Young Will: ...Will Turner. Um why do you want to know?
Young Elizabeth: Oh no reason [takes out marriage certificate and writes in Will's name]
Young Will: Guards! Guards!! Im trying to play the young Orlando Bloom, please get this ugly girl away from me!! Guards?!
Young Elizabeth : I'm watching over you, sexy . [ Will pretends to faint hoping Elizabeth will eventually go away, she notices
medallion and examines it] You're a p-pirate. [hides it when Norrington approaches]
Norrington: Has he said anything?
Young Elizabeth : His name is William Turner , that's all I found out.
Norrington: [to sailors] Take him below.
[ Elizabeth studies the medallion closer and upon looking up sees a ship with the black flag flying at its mast; she closes
her eyes]
[End dream]