Nope still dont own anything. R&R!!
-_-_-_-
[ Elizabeth awakes and decides to take out the medallion from a hiding place in her
bureau drawer; she puts it on; there's a knock on the door]
Governor Swann : Elizabeth ! Are you alright? Are you decent?
Elizabeth : [hides medallion in the bodice of her nightgown, throws on a robe]
Yes, yes!
Governor Swann: [walking in] Still abed this out?
Elizabeth: No but...Id be willing to go back...with you, it's just too scary to be
alone in my bed [inching closer to her father]...you know, all alone.
[places her hand on her fathers chest]
Governor Swann : Elizabeth, your mother will find out!
Elizabeth: Oh, I dont mind...
[maid opens the curtains and the window, pouring in sunshine]
Elizabeth: HOLY SHIT! [realizing she just made a move on her -gulp- dad]
FATHER! GET OUT!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE WILL!!
Governor Swann: Oh please Elizabeth [winks at his daughter]
Me: [breaking in through Elizabeth's window, covered in seaweed] Damn, yall
thought you could get rid of me that easily? Took me 8 years to get out of
the ocean, I met this nice old man down there, said his name was Bootstrap,
he helped me get out. Anyways EWWWW [pukes again]your dad just...EWWWW!! Im
goin downstairs to keep Will company...yeah thats right,to keep him company.
[walks out]
Governor Swann: Well that was a lovely distraction. But isn't it a beautiful day,
Elizabeth? I have a gift for you. [reveals dress]
Elizabeth : Oh, it's so...so...interesting! [gives a forced smile]
Governor Swann : Isn't it?
Elizabeth : May I inquire as to the occasion?
Governor Swann : Does a father need an occasion to dote upon his daughter?
Elizabeth: Yeah, pretty much. It's for that idiots promotion ceremony today isn't
it?
Governor Swann: No no Elizabeth, no ofcoarse not. Its just...
Elizabeth: Is so!!
Governor Swann: Is not!
Elizabeth: Is so!
Governor Swann: Is not!
Elizabeth: You know what? It is! Look, right here on page 7 of the script
[takes out script] Your line 'Actually, I, uh…I had hoped you might
wear it for the ceremony today.' Told you so!
Governor Swann: Damnit, who knew a dyslexic girl would figure that out.
Me: [from downstairs] Hey! Im dyslexic thats so not cool...ooo a cookie!
Governor Swann : Im guessing since you knew that, you know how Norrington fancies
you. Elizabeth ? How's it coming?
Elizabeth : It's difficult to say.
Governor Swann : I'm told it's the latest fashion in London.
Elizabeth : Well, women in London must've learned not to breathe.
Me: [Again from downstairs] Ack would you guys stop yelling?! Its hard for
me to conentrate on eating my cookie. And Elizabeth, if you have such a
hard time, you can go to London and figure out how to breathe. I'll take
your place here, really, no trouble [stops talking and passes out at the
sight of Will walking in]
Servant: [seeing me] Well that was smooth. M'lord , you have a visitor.
[ Will studies a sconce and upon touching it, a piece comes off in his hand;
he buries it in the vase that's holding canes and umbrellas]
Governor Swann : [walks downstairs after the servant] Ah, Mr. Turner ,
good to see you again.
Will: Good day, sir. I have your order. [opens case and takes out the sword]
The blade is folded steel, that's shiny expensive stuff laid into the
handle. If I may? [balances the sword]Perfectly balanced. The tang is
nearly the full width of the blade. [flips the sword and astounds
everyone with his amazing ability]
Governor Swann : [takes the sword] Impressive, very impressive. Ah, now,
Commodore Norrington is going to be very pleased with this.
Do pass my compliments on to your Master.
Will : Um excuse me, I made this, not my master. Why the hell would you want
to thank him?!Ungreatful freak...-mumbles-
Governor Swann : [enter Elizabeth ] Ah, Elizabeth , you look absolutely...
interesting.
Elizabeth : Will! So good to see you. I had a dream about you last night.
Will : About me?
Elizabeth : Yes, about the day we played strip poker and you payed me to keep
my clothes on, do you remember?
Governor Swann : Elizabeth , is that entirely proper for you to…?
Will : [looking around nervously] That never happened, Miss Swann.
Elizabeth : Will, how many times must I ask you to call me Elizabeth ?
Will: At least once more, Miss Swann , as always.
Governor Swann : There, see, at least the boy has a sense of propriety.
Now, we really must be going.
Elizabeth : Good day, sexy beast.
Me: [falls asleep from Elizabeth and Governor Swann's talking]
Will: Good day… [Elizabeth and the Governor exit, Will trailing after them,
they leave in a carriage] bitch. Now wheres my lover, Casey?
Me: Right here Will!
Will: Oh good, now that their gone we have Elizabeth's huge bed all to
ourselves. [picks me up and carries me to the bed]
Me: [wakes up] Damn dream!!
-_-_-_-
[ Elizabeth awakes and decides to take out the medallion from a hiding place in her
bureau drawer; she puts it on; there's a knock on the door]
Governor Swann : Elizabeth ! Are you alright? Are you decent?
Elizabeth : [hides medallion in the bodice of her nightgown, throws on a robe]
Yes, yes!
Governor Swann: [walking in] Still abed this out?
Elizabeth: No but...Id be willing to go back...with you, it's just too scary to be
alone in my bed [inching closer to her father]...you know, all alone.
[places her hand on her fathers chest]
Governor Swann : Elizabeth, your mother will find out!
Elizabeth: Oh, I dont mind...
[maid opens the curtains and the window, pouring in sunshine]
Elizabeth: HOLY SHIT! [realizing she just made a move on her -gulp- dad]
FATHER! GET OUT!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE WILL!!
Governor Swann: Oh please Elizabeth [winks at his daughter]
Me: [breaking in through Elizabeth's window, covered in seaweed] Damn, yall
thought you could get rid of me that easily? Took me 8 years to get out of
the ocean, I met this nice old man down there, said his name was Bootstrap,
he helped me get out. Anyways EWWWW [pukes again]your dad just...EWWWW!! Im
goin downstairs to keep Will company...yeah thats right,to keep him company.
[walks out]
Governor Swann: Well that was a lovely distraction. But isn't it a beautiful day,
Elizabeth? I have a gift for you. [reveals dress]
Elizabeth : Oh, it's so...so...interesting! [gives a forced smile]
Governor Swann : Isn't it?
Elizabeth : May I inquire as to the occasion?
Governor Swann : Does a father need an occasion to dote upon his daughter?
Elizabeth: Yeah, pretty much. It's for that idiots promotion ceremony today isn't
it?
Governor Swann: No no Elizabeth, no ofcoarse not. Its just...
Elizabeth: Is so!!
Governor Swann: Is not!
Elizabeth: Is so!
Governor Swann: Is not!
Elizabeth: You know what? It is! Look, right here on page 7 of the script
[takes out script] Your line 'Actually, I, uh…I had hoped you might
wear it for the ceremony today.' Told you so!
Governor Swann: Damnit, who knew a dyslexic girl would figure that out.
Me: [from downstairs] Hey! Im dyslexic thats so not cool...ooo a cookie!
Governor Swann : Im guessing since you knew that, you know how Norrington fancies
you. Elizabeth ? How's it coming?
Elizabeth : It's difficult to say.
Governor Swann : I'm told it's the latest fashion in London.
Elizabeth : Well, women in London must've learned not to breathe.
Me: [Again from downstairs] Ack would you guys stop yelling?! Its hard for
me to conentrate on eating my cookie. And Elizabeth, if you have such a
hard time, you can go to London and figure out how to breathe. I'll take
your place here, really, no trouble [stops talking and passes out at the
sight of Will walking in]
Servant: [seeing me] Well that was smooth. M'lord , you have a visitor.
[ Will studies a sconce and upon touching it, a piece comes off in his hand;
he buries it in the vase that's holding canes and umbrellas]
Governor Swann : [walks downstairs after the servant] Ah, Mr. Turner ,
good to see you again.
Will: Good day, sir. I have your order. [opens case and takes out the sword]
The blade is folded steel, that's shiny expensive stuff laid into the
handle. If I may? [balances the sword]Perfectly balanced. The tang is
nearly the full width of the blade. [flips the sword and astounds
everyone with his amazing ability]
Governor Swann : [takes the sword] Impressive, very impressive. Ah, now,
Commodore Norrington is going to be very pleased with this.
Do pass my compliments on to your Master.
Will : Um excuse me, I made this, not my master. Why the hell would you want
to thank him?!Ungreatful freak...-mumbles-
Governor Swann : [enter Elizabeth ] Ah, Elizabeth , you look absolutely...
interesting.
Elizabeth : Will! So good to see you. I had a dream about you last night.
Will : About me?
Elizabeth : Yes, about the day we played strip poker and you payed me to keep
my clothes on, do you remember?
Governor Swann : Elizabeth , is that entirely proper for you to…?
Will : [looking around nervously] That never happened, Miss Swann.
Elizabeth : Will, how many times must I ask you to call me Elizabeth ?
Will: At least once more, Miss Swann , as always.
Governor Swann : There, see, at least the boy has a sense of propriety.
Now, we really must be going.
Elizabeth : Good day, sexy beast.
Me: [falls asleep from Elizabeth and Governor Swann's talking]
Will: Good day… [Elizabeth and the Governor exit, Will trailing after them,
they leave in a carriage] bitch. Now wheres my lover, Casey?
Me: Right here Will!
Will: Oh good, now that their gone we have Elizabeth's huge bed all to
ourselves. [picks me up and carries me to the bed]
Me: [wakes up] Damn dream!!
