Nope still dont own anything. R&R!!

-_-_-_-

[ Elizabeth awakes and decides to take out the medallion from a hiding place in her

bureau drawer; she puts it on; there's a knock on the door]

Governor Swann : Elizabeth ! Are you alright? Are you decent?

Elizabeth : [hides medallion in the bodice of her nightgown, throws on a robe]

Yes, yes!

Governor Swann: [walking in] Still abed this out?

Elizabeth: No but...Id be willing to go back...with you, it's just too scary to be

alone in my bed [inching closer to her father]...you know, all alone.

[places her hand on her fathers chest]

Governor Swann : Elizabeth, your mother will find out!

Elizabeth: Oh, I dont mind...

[maid opens the curtains and the window, pouring in sunshine]

Elizabeth: HOLY SHIT! [realizing she just made a move on her -gulp- dad]

FATHER! GET OUT!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE WILL!!

Governor Swann: Oh please Elizabeth [winks at his daughter]

Me: [breaking in through Elizabeth's window, covered in seaweed] Damn, yall

thought you could get rid of me that easily? Took me 8 years to get out of

the ocean, I met this nice old man down there, said his name was Bootstrap,

he helped me get out. Anyways EWWWW [pukes again]your dad just...EWWWW!! Im

goin downstairs to keep Will company...yeah thats right,to keep him company.

[walks out]

Governor Swann: Well that was a lovely distraction. But isn't it a beautiful day,

Elizabeth? I have a gift for you. [reveals dress]

Elizabeth : Oh, it's so...so...interesting! [gives a forced smile]

Governor Swann : Isn't it?

Elizabeth : May I inquire as to the occasion?

Governor Swann : Does a father need an occasion to dote upon his daughter?

Elizabeth: Yeah, pretty much. It's for that idiots promotion ceremony today isn't

it?

Governor Swann: No no Elizabeth, no ofcoarse not. Its just...

Elizabeth: Is so!!

Governor Swann: Is not!

Elizabeth: Is so!

Governor Swann: Is not!

Elizabeth: You know what? It is! Look, right here on page 7 of the script

[takes out script] Your line 'Actually, I, uh…I had hoped you might

wear it for the ceremony today.' Told you so!

Governor Swann: Damnit, who knew a dyslexic girl would figure that out.

Me: [from downstairs] Hey! Im dyslexic thats so not cool...ooo a cookie!

Governor Swann : Im guessing since you knew that, you know how Norrington fancies

you. Elizabeth ? How's it coming?

Elizabeth : It's difficult to say.

Governor Swann : I'm told it's the latest fashion in London.

Elizabeth : Well, women in London must've learned not to breathe.

Me: [Again from downstairs] Ack would you guys stop yelling?! Its hard for

me to conentrate on eating my cookie. And Elizabeth, if you have such a

hard time, you can go to London and figure out how to breathe. I'll take

your place here, really, no trouble [stops talking and passes out at the

sight of Will walking in]

Servant: [seeing me] Well that was smooth. M'lord , you have a visitor.

[ Will studies a sconce and upon touching it, a piece comes off in his hand;

he buries it in the vase that's holding canes and umbrellas]

Governor Swann : [walks downstairs after the servant] Ah, Mr. Turner ,

good to see you again.

Will: Good day, sir. I have your order. [opens case and takes out the sword]

The blade is folded steel, that's shiny expensive stuff laid into the

handle. If I may? [balances the sword]Perfectly balanced. The tang is

nearly the full width of the blade. [flips the sword and astounds

everyone with his amazing ability]

Governor Swann : [takes the sword] Impressive, very impressive. Ah, now,

Commodore Norrington is going to be very pleased with this.

Do pass my compliments on to your Master.

Will : Um excuse me, I made this, not my master. Why the hell would you want

to thank him?!Ungreatful freak...-mumbles-

Governor Swann : [enter Elizabeth ] Ah, Elizabeth , you look absolutely...

interesting.

Elizabeth : Will! So good to see you. I had a dream about you last night.

Will : About me?

Elizabeth : Yes, about the day we played strip poker and you payed me to keep

my clothes on, do you remember?

Governor Swann : Elizabeth , is that entirely proper for you to…?

Will : [looking around nervously] That never happened, Miss Swann.

Elizabeth : Will, how many times must I ask you to call me Elizabeth ?

Will: At least once more, Miss Swann , as always.

Governor Swann : There, see, at least the boy has a sense of propriety.

Now, we really must be going.

Elizabeth : Good day, sexy beast.

Me: [falls asleep from Elizabeth and Governor Swann's talking]

Will: Good day… [Elizabeth and the Governor exit, Will trailing after them,

they leave in a carriage] bitch. Now wheres my lover, Casey?

Me: Right here Will!

Will: Oh good, now that their gone we have Elizabeth's huge bed all to

ourselves. [picks me up and carries me to the bed]

Me: [wakes up] Damn dream!!