WARNING!: This is my first attempt at a comedy story on my own. Most
of the time, I have my lucky muse Kinky Typo there with me to help me on
the idea of hilarious-ness. Umm.This might totally suck, or it might
actually be good, but my muse will of course view this before I actually
post it or something. ^.^
Disclaimer: Ok, I don't own any of the Ronins.I can only wish I did.*sigh* Haha, Well, here's to the greatest anime ever! ^.^
Shoplifting and Bacon
Kento tiptoed down the stairs, it was early in the morning and he could hear the soft snore of White Blaze in the living room, other than that, all that could be heard was an eerie morning silence. Finally, he had reached the bottom of the stairs and was ready to carry out his plan.
"Kento?" a rather girlie voice whispered out in the darkness. Yulie stepped into the light that was glinting through the window. "I know what you're doing," the little child sneered in a rather evil voice.
"Umm, well, err. . .uhh, What are you doing down here?!" Kento stalled for the right excuse, but had no such luck. He quickly set the box down that he was carrying and pushed it behind the couch. 'Shoot! My cover's been blown.' Kento thought to himself as he looked Yulie in the eyes.
"Yulie!" Kento cried out in surprise. He put his hands on the boy's shoulders and gently tried to shake him.
"They're gonna get you. . . We all know what you're up to." Yulie muttered once again in his eerie-toned girlie voice.
Kento raised an eyebrow at the odd-ness of the situation. Obviously, Yulie was sleep walking! "Uh huuuh. . . I'm soo in trouble" Kento replied as he slowly attempted to turn the nightwalker back to face the stairs. He muffled a giggle and started to walk Yulie back to his room.
'Yes! I can still carry out my plan!' Kento let out a gleaming evil grin that reflected the moon's light, still coming from the window. He rubbed his hands together in pleasure of his revenge. "Eh, eh, eh"
"You better run! The Ronins have no mercy you, you bad person!" Yulie sputtered as he tripped on the last step of the stairs. "Hiya! You can't run from me! I'm Yulie of the wind! And I'm gonna teach you a lesson!"
Kento flinched as he tried to hold back a fit of laughter. Yulie had exploded with attempts of fighting off this "bad guy." He was thrashing his arms around and swatting at the innocent air.
Yulie then fell forward and landed face first on the hall floor. His only reply to this fall was "Oww." He didn't even wake up! He then started to softly snore and mumble offensive words in his never ending attempt to ward off this evil intruder of his dreams.
Kento, seeing that he was fast asleep, turned to the stairs once more and laughed quietly as he hopped down the stairs. Once he remembered his mission, he assumed his poise of sneakiness and continued tiptoeing.
Once at the bottom of the stairs, he quietly grabbed his box and sneaked into the kitchen to perform his "dirty work." He clicked on his flashlight and rummaged around his food paradise. Once he was finished, he clicked off his flashlight, closed his box, and went back upstairs. He lightly stepped over Yulie, still mumbling and occasionally twitching. . . Kento guessed that he was still fighting. . .(?) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~Morning~
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" A shrill scream echoed throughout the entire Koiji mansion. Even Sage heard it, and he was out side, connecting with the earth, one on one. Basically, he was meditating. But! Back to the subject, even he heard it, way out in the boonies that he was.
Mia, Ryo, Kento and White Blaze all ran into the kitchen to find a sobbing Cye sprawled out on the floor. He was facing the cabinets, his arms wrapped around them in self-pity.
Yulie, still in his pajamas, came in stretching and yawning. "Ahhhh, so who screamed, I mean, I thought I heard someone, sounded like they w-." Yulie cut himself off as he saw Cye, shoulders heaving as he slid the rest of the way down the cabinets, rolled over onto his back, and ended up with only his head leaning on the cabinets.
No one really said anything for quite a while, more like, no one knew what to say. The group exchanged glances, a few shakes of the head, and then finally, Mia broke the ice.
"Uhh, Cye? Umm, do you. . . uh, maybe wanna tell us what's going on?" She slowly spoke out her words with precise caution, not knowing the delicate-ness of Cye's problem, if it was delicate. Then she decided that, Cye normally wouldn't be sprawled out on the kitchen floor, unless there was something delicate. . .
Cye was holding his head moaning over and over again, "No, no, nooo, this can't be happening! . . . I mean, Ah! It's a dream, yea! That's it! A dream (he sobs), any second now, I'll wake up. . . Haha, yea!" It was at this point where Cye went completely demented. He went rambling off not really making any sense as he tried to convince himself he was dreaming.
It hit Ryo suddenly, he looked around the kitchen, and, it just seemed to look. . ."Dull."
"What?" Mia asked when she finally realized some one other than her and Cye spoke.
"I said, it's dull, look around the." Ryo then lowered his voice down to a whisper "The kitchen, look around it, it's so bare!" He then gave Mia a worried look and she turned to glance around.
Sure enough, the kitchen WAS bare. All the places on the wall where Cye hung his frying pans and spatulas, and many other cooking utensils, where bare. Even his spice racks were all empty, some places, the spice racks were gone! All of Cye's fresh veggies and herbs were gone, and who ever it was, they had even taken his apron and cookbooks!! It only got worse. Mia could see that where Cye had left the cabinet doors open, it was all empty inside.
"Uhh. . ." Kento said after the group had taken all the damage in. "Anybody know when breakfast is going to be ready?" He bit his lip, knowing that this was the worse time to ask a question like that, but he was hungry!
Finally Cye stopped crying, now he seemed outraged! He started to huff and puff, wiping away his tears as he stood. "You have the nerve, after seeing all of my beautiful things, stolen! To ask when breakfast's ready?!!" Cye's eye began twitching and he slowly started to saunter over to the wide-eyed group.
"Umm, Cye, I think you should just sit down and take it easy. We have a lot we need to think over here-Cye?" Ryo stepped in front of the normally sedated young Ronin and put his arm out, blocking him off from Kento.
"Get out of my way Ryo, I don't want to have to hurt you!" Cye continued to breathe heavily through his flared nose. He glared at Kento, it was then that his left eye started twitching. Then, Cye lost it. He lunged at Kento, only to be caught by Ryo's still firm arm.
"Cye! Kento didn't mean any harm! He was just hungry! Calm down!" Ryo stuttered as he struggled to hold back Cye, still swinging at Kento and yelling threats. Ryo swung Cye around and Mia pulled out a rolling chair. After Ryo pushed Cye down into the chair, Mia grabbed his arms and tied them in the back.
Just then, Sage came walking in wearing his robe and new fashion addition, his head band. "Umm, is now a bad time to ask about breakfast?" He raised an eyebrow in question.
Cye erupted with struggles of escape. The chair wobbled back and forth with his kicking and pulling. Luckily, Mia had also gagged him, therefore, his curses and threats were muffled. Then, Cye had a genius attack. He stretched out his legs and started rolling. He got a whole stride in front of Mia. He rolled up to Sage, almost running him over, and kicked him in the shin. He then muffled a few victory grunts before he was rolled back into Mia's custody.
"Hey!! I didn't do anything to YOU!" Sage yelled as his face scrunched up. He bent over and started rubbing his leg. "OK! What exactly is going on here?! Why does everyone look so weird, why is Cye tied and gagged to a chair, and why isn't Kento eating anything?"
"Hey! That's an insult!" Kento got up off the counter where him and Yulie had taken up post. He squinted at Sage and started walking over to him. Only, he was cut off when Cye stuck out his foot, sending Kento flying to the floor.
The kitchen was filled with laughter as Cye was restrained once again by Mia. "Alright Cye, you're losing the legs!" Mia laughed at her own little joke as Cye grunted protests.
Ryo then decided to get back to the subject. "Well, obviously, we've been robbed or something. I mean, it is quite an unorthodox robbery, but uh, it's a robbery!" Ryo looked around the room at all the people nodding their heads. Mia then called for a meeting in the dining room. Everyone got up and walked into the next room, with an exception for Cye, who was left in the kitchen.
Mia patted Cye on the head as he started up with his demented sobbing again. He started shaking his head in pity of his situation. Mia handed him a tissue and smiled a sympathetic grin and headed to the dining room. She happened to forget that Cye was tied up, and couldn't use. . .his tissue.
Final notes: Well, there ya go! My first chapter of my first story! ^.^ I'm pretty excited about it too. :-D I'm planning for it to be only about 3 or so chapters. The plots down and everything, and it's not too long, but I hope you guys like it! ^.^ Just leave me a review, telling me what you think, and try not to be too harsh. I have a sensitive ego ya know? Hehe, j/k! But lemme know what you think, so I know whether or not to finish it out and everything. Thanx!! ^.^ Oh, the bacon and shoplifting will come in later. ;-)
Pepe Le'pew
Disclaimer: Ok, I don't own any of the Ronins.I can only wish I did.*sigh* Haha, Well, here's to the greatest anime ever! ^.^
Shoplifting and Bacon
Kento tiptoed down the stairs, it was early in the morning and he could hear the soft snore of White Blaze in the living room, other than that, all that could be heard was an eerie morning silence. Finally, he had reached the bottom of the stairs and was ready to carry out his plan.
"Kento?" a rather girlie voice whispered out in the darkness. Yulie stepped into the light that was glinting through the window. "I know what you're doing," the little child sneered in a rather evil voice.
"Umm, well, err. . .uhh, What are you doing down here?!" Kento stalled for the right excuse, but had no such luck. He quickly set the box down that he was carrying and pushed it behind the couch. 'Shoot! My cover's been blown.' Kento thought to himself as he looked Yulie in the eyes.
"Yulie!" Kento cried out in surprise. He put his hands on the boy's shoulders and gently tried to shake him.
"They're gonna get you. . . We all know what you're up to." Yulie muttered once again in his eerie-toned girlie voice.
Kento raised an eyebrow at the odd-ness of the situation. Obviously, Yulie was sleep walking! "Uh huuuh. . . I'm soo in trouble" Kento replied as he slowly attempted to turn the nightwalker back to face the stairs. He muffled a giggle and started to walk Yulie back to his room.
'Yes! I can still carry out my plan!' Kento let out a gleaming evil grin that reflected the moon's light, still coming from the window. He rubbed his hands together in pleasure of his revenge. "Eh, eh, eh"
"You better run! The Ronins have no mercy you, you bad person!" Yulie sputtered as he tripped on the last step of the stairs. "Hiya! You can't run from me! I'm Yulie of the wind! And I'm gonna teach you a lesson!"
Kento flinched as he tried to hold back a fit of laughter. Yulie had exploded with attempts of fighting off this "bad guy." He was thrashing his arms around and swatting at the innocent air.
Yulie then fell forward and landed face first on the hall floor. His only reply to this fall was "Oww." He didn't even wake up! He then started to softly snore and mumble offensive words in his never ending attempt to ward off this evil intruder of his dreams.
Kento, seeing that he was fast asleep, turned to the stairs once more and laughed quietly as he hopped down the stairs. Once he remembered his mission, he assumed his poise of sneakiness and continued tiptoeing.
Once at the bottom of the stairs, he quietly grabbed his box and sneaked into the kitchen to perform his "dirty work." He clicked on his flashlight and rummaged around his food paradise. Once he was finished, he clicked off his flashlight, closed his box, and went back upstairs. He lightly stepped over Yulie, still mumbling and occasionally twitching. . . Kento guessed that he was still fighting. . .(?) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~Morning~
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" A shrill scream echoed throughout the entire Koiji mansion. Even Sage heard it, and he was out side, connecting with the earth, one on one. Basically, he was meditating. But! Back to the subject, even he heard it, way out in the boonies that he was.
Mia, Ryo, Kento and White Blaze all ran into the kitchen to find a sobbing Cye sprawled out on the floor. He was facing the cabinets, his arms wrapped around them in self-pity.
Yulie, still in his pajamas, came in stretching and yawning. "Ahhhh, so who screamed, I mean, I thought I heard someone, sounded like they w-." Yulie cut himself off as he saw Cye, shoulders heaving as he slid the rest of the way down the cabinets, rolled over onto his back, and ended up with only his head leaning on the cabinets.
No one really said anything for quite a while, more like, no one knew what to say. The group exchanged glances, a few shakes of the head, and then finally, Mia broke the ice.
"Uhh, Cye? Umm, do you. . . uh, maybe wanna tell us what's going on?" She slowly spoke out her words with precise caution, not knowing the delicate-ness of Cye's problem, if it was delicate. Then she decided that, Cye normally wouldn't be sprawled out on the kitchen floor, unless there was something delicate. . .
Cye was holding his head moaning over and over again, "No, no, nooo, this can't be happening! . . . I mean, Ah! It's a dream, yea! That's it! A dream (he sobs), any second now, I'll wake up. . . Haha, yea!" It was at this point where Cye went completely demented. He went rambling off not really making any sense as he tried to convince himself he was dreaming.
It hit Ryo suddenly, he looked around the kitchen, and, it just seemed to look. . ."Dull."
"What?" Mia asked when she finally realized some one other than her and Cye spoke.
"I said, it's dull, look around the." Ryo then lowered his voice down to a whisper "The kitchen, look around it, it's so bare!" He then gave Mia a worried look and she turned to glance around.
Sure enough, the kitchen WAS bare. All the places on the wall where Cye hung his frying pans and spatulas, and many other cooking utensils, where bare. Even his spice racks were all empty, some places, the spice racks were gone! All of Cye's fresh veggies and herbs were gone, and who ever it was, they had even taken his apron and cookbooks!! It only got worse. Mia could see that where Cye had left the cabinet doors open, it was all empty inside.
"Uhh. . ." Kento said after the group had taken all the damage in. "Anybody know when breakfast is going to be ready?" He bit his lip, knowing that this was the worse time to ask a question like that, but he was hungry!
Finally Cye stopped crying, now he seemed outraged! He started to huff and puff, wiping away his tears as he stood. "You have the nerve, after seeing all of my beautiful things, stolen! To ask when breakfast's ready?!!" Cye's eye began twitching and he slowly started to saunter over to the wide-eyed group.
"Umm, Cye, I think you should just sit down and take it easy. We have a lot we need to think over here-Cye?" Ryo stepped in front of the normally sedated young Ronin and put his arm out, blocking him off from Kento.
"Get out of my way Ryo, I don't want to have to hurt you!" Cye continued to breathe heavily through his flared nose. He glared at Kento, it was then that his left eye started twitching. Then, Cye lost it. He lunged at Kento, only to be caught by Ryo's still firm arm.
"Cye! Kento didn't mean any harm! He was just hungry! Calm down!" Ryo stuttered as he struggled to hold back Cye, still swinging at Kento and yelling threats. Ryo swung Cye around and Mia pulled out a rolling chair. After Ryo pushed Cye down into the chair, Mia grabbed his arms and tied them in the back.
Just then, Sage came walking in wearing his robe and new fashion addition, his head band. "Umm, is now a bad time to ask about breakfast?" He raised an eyebrow in question.
Cye erupted with struggles of escape. The chair wobbled back and forth with his kicking and pulling. Luckily, Mia had also gagged him, therefore, his curses and threats were muffled. Then, Cye had a genius attack. He stretched out his legs and started rolling. He got a whole stride in front of Mia. He rolled up to Sage, almost running him over, and kicked him in the shin. He then muffled a few victory grunts before he was rolled back into Mia's custody.
"Hey!! I didn't do anything to YOU!" Sage yelled as his face scrunched up. He bent over and started rubbing his leg. "OK! What exactly is going on here?! Why does everyone look so weird, why is Cye tied and gagged to a chair, and why isn't Kento eating anything?"
"Hey! That's an insult!" Kento got up off the counter where him and Yulie had taken up post. He squinted at Sage and started walking over to him. Only, he was cut off when Cye stuck out his foot, sending Kento flying to the floor.
The kitchen was filled with laughter as Cye was restrained once again by Mia. "Alright Cye, you're losing the legs!" Mia laughed at her own little joke as Cye grunted protests.
Ryo then decided to get back to the subject. "Well, obviously, we've been robbed or something. I mean, it is quite an unorthodox robbery, but uh, it's a robbery!" Ryo looked around the room at all the people nodding their heads. Mia then called for a meeting in the dining room. Everyone got up and walked into the next room, with an exception for Cye, who was left in the kitchen.
Mia patted Cye on the head as he started up with his demented sobbing again. He started shaking his head in pity of his situation. Mia handed him a tissue and smiled a sympathetic grin and headed to the dining room. She happened to forget that Cye was tied up, and couldn't use. . .his tissue.
Final notes: Well, there ya go! My first chapter of my first story! ^.^ I'm pretty excited about it too. :-D I'm planning for it to be only about 3 or so chapters. The plots down and everything, and it's not too long, but I hope you guys like it! ^.^ Just leave me a review, telling me what you think, and try not to be too harsh. I have a sensitive ego ya know? Hehe, j/k! But lemme know what you think, so I know whether or not to finish it out and everything. Thanx!! ^.^ Oh, the bacon and shoplifting will come in later. ;-)
Pepe Le'pew