I don't owe any of the digimon characters, mores the pity, so there aint no point in tryin to sue me, coz I am perpetually broke. Yep thas what I thought, nada, nothing, zip, zilch, no k'ching.

This is in response to dream chan's fic challenge. Takeru, Daisuke and an adult industry

Takeru looked around at the group of people that had congregated in his office. Sighing, he ran a hand through his honey blonde locks, and perched on the end of his desk.

"People, we have a problem." He stated, pausing to look for a reaction. "Our investors have decided that we are being driven out by the competition, and they have given us an ultimatum. Boost our sales by at least fifty percent or we are all out of a job."

Glancing at his collegues, he raised an eyebrow.

"What? Nothing to say?" He asked in surprise.

"Take." Said Hikari, who had propped herself up against the wall. "We all know that you have a solution, so stop with the melodramatics and give already." She sighed in amused exasperation.

Grinning Takeru looked at the expectant faces. "Damn, I'm getting to predictable aren't I?"

Shaking his head Iori answered. "We've just gotten used to your poor attempts at drama. Why do you think it's you behind the camera?" He joked, offering a grin at the mock irritated blonde.

"Yeah." Piped up Yolei, "You know you have no talent." She giggled, and tried to hide behind Hikari as Takeru stood up looking menacing.

"Grrr. Fine!!" He laughed. Walking around his desk, he reached into a draw and pulled out a roll of paper. "In my hand I hold the key to our future." He announced.

"What? Lottery tickets?" Joked Iori.

"No, a get rich quick scheme." Argued Yolei.

"Guys!!" Said Takeru.

"A deed to the pokemon fortune." Laughed Hikari.

"A poem."

"Guys! Guys shut up and listen."

"1001 ways to make money from paper."

"Treasure map."

"GUYS!!" Shouted Takeru, finally getting their attention. "I hold in my hand a competition to find a new star. But, unlike the porn stars of old, we will be looking for the geek, the nerd who will be turned into a prince, a fantasy come true, a wet dream."

Unravelling the paper, he held up a poster, and grinned at his friends. "So, what do you think?"

"It's never gonna work." Snorted Yolei. "But good try." Grabbing Hikari's hand she dragged the girl out of the office. "We're out of here." She called over her shoulder.

Feeling a hand on his shoulder Takeru looked up into a pair of sympathetic brown eyes.

"Don't worry Tk, I think it's a good idea, it just needs more thought and planning." Said Iori, as he followed the girls out of the door.

Sighing, Takeru looked at the poster. "More thought, hmm."

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TBC