WARNING!: This is my first attempt at a comedy story on my own. Most of the
time, I have my lucky muse Kinky Typo there with me to help me on the idea
of hilarious-ness. Umm.This might totally suck, or it might actually be
good, but my muse will of course view this before I actually post it or
something. ^.^
Disclaimer: Ok, I don't own any of the Ronins.I can only wish I did.*sigh* Haha, Well, here's to the greatest anime ever! ^.^
Shoplifting and Bacon
Everyone was free now and there were a lot of angry people to be dealt with. Even the Ancient agreed that something had to be done. Together, they came up with a plan to finish this off.
Cye had Typo assuming the usual position, and now he had even added a cart to her services, which she did not like one bit. He had a wide assortment and a good pile of stuff he had added to the cart. Typo continued to grumble and groan, wishing she had set the security cameras on High this morning.
The bi-polar cart pusher and the demented captor rounded the corner to the front. It was here that this whole escapade would come to an end, and poor Cye's shopping spree would also be annihilated.
Everyone involved in the scheme were set up in their posts. Ryo had even busted out some walkie-talkies, for better convenience. *Chht!* "Blue-bird, are you ready?" *Chht!*
*Chht!* "Sure thing Red-fox, Orange-Chip, are you at your post?" *Chht!*
*Chht!* "Yo, Blue-butt, can we get better names?, I mean, Orange- Chip?!" *Chht!*
"Look, dude, you can have the whole store if you want, all of it! I promise, I won't tell the cops or anything. C'mon, you can't pass that up, no?" Typo still tried to free herself of her captor.
"NOW!" The trap was sprung. All the Ronins and a few volunteering shoppers had different posts, all centered around Cye. They held a long rope, and as they all jumped out, they circled Cye in a twisting fashion that left him unable to move.
They had moved so quickly, Cye didn't know what hit him. Typo had wiggled free of the death-grasp, and was yelling threats and insults at Cye. She even lunged forward once and gave poor Cye a swift kick before she was pulled back by The Ancient.
Cye was all wrapped up on the floor, wiggling and spitting curses trying to get loose. Rowen bent down to try and calm him down, and Cye actually attempted to bite him. "Woa, dude, did you just try to bite me?," Rowen asked in half belief. 'Man, this guy really has lost it.'
"Well, what are we going to now? We can't just leave, I suppose you're going to press charges, aren't you Typo?" Ryo asked half-heartily. He was bracing himself for her answer.
Typo was straightening her shirt, and brushing herself off. "That's Kinky Typo to you buddy," Typo said snappily. "What exactly happened here? I mean, it's not every day someone kid-naps me and wants to shoplift an entire kitchen supply."
Ryo started to explain the situation. "Well, Cye here is very religious about his cooking, and well, just this morning, everything in our kitchen, most of it being Cye's cooking stuff was stolen. As you can see, Cye didn't take to this very well, and, well. . . He kinda lost it. We're--."
Kento cut him off mid-sentence. "Ok, ok. . . I have a confession to make." Kento took a deep breath. "Cye, I know who stole your stuff." Cye's eye's got wide, and Ryo moved in just in time to gag him before the words came. "Kento! You didn't tell anyone?
Kento took another deep breath, and finished his sentence. "Umm, I took your stuff." Cye erupted with grunts and shuffles as he tried to grapple Kento to the ground. The Ancient put his staff down on Cye's shoulder, and it slowly calmed him. But the rest of the gang was lost also.
"Kento??! You stole his stuff?! Why?! What's wrong with you?!" The whole store was filled with shouts and yells. Everyone was yelling and talking at the same time. Kento was so aggravated with everyone yelling at him that he threw his hands up to his ears and yelled back.
"Everyone just shut up! Let me explain myself!" At that, everyone just stopped and stared blankly. Cye was still on the floor fuming to himself. And, of course, Mia had to say something, always at the wrong moment. "Huh, now Kento's lost it! Who's next? Huh huh!" She laughed at herself again, while Sage quietly grabbed the extra tap and took care of her.
Kento took another deep breath and slowly let it out. "Well, Cye, do you remember the other day, when you made bacon, but you let everyone eat it and wouldn't make any extra? Well. . . I was mad, so I stole all of your stuff. Sorry dude, I didn't think it make you lose it this bad."
The gang just stood there and looked down at the floor, or other meaningless places. Sage even nervously rubbed his nose as a distraction. Ryo just bit his lip, even he knew it wasn't a pretty thing to mess with Kento's bacon. Cye's eye began twitching and he just stared at Kento, who stared back. This is where the Ancient stepped in. He kneeled down beside Cye and motioned for Kento to come down too. He then spoke to the two about not being selfish, forgiving, and all that wisdom-ish jazz.
Everything was straightened out, and everyone got ready to leave. The gang was walking through the parking lot to go back to their car. All of a sudden, helicopters, S.W.A.T. teams, cops, armor trucks, and big Army tanks all pulled up into the parking lot. They all just stood there as they heard a cop yelling over the walkie- talkie. "We've got a hostage situation! We need back up in here now! The owner of the store has been taken hostage, let's move!!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~Inside~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kinky Typo stood held by her captor. "Not again!! Aaawwwwe man!"
The gang just slowly backed away, as if they never saw anything. They just got in their jeep and drove silently away.
When it was all over, Kento promised to give Cye back all his stuff, and Cye promised to cook him some bacon as soon as they got home. The gang was still a little perturbed at Kento for causing so much trouble, it really could have gotten out of hand.
Kinky Typo, the owner, decided not to press charges, as long as Cye started shopping there for his supplies from now on. The surviving customers all went on with their daily lives. One even went on to write a best-selling novel of surviving a home décor building taken hostage and being stuffed into a shower model. It was an instant inspirational hit.
After that, Kento and Cye never had altercations again, and remain best friends. Mia, after constant annoyance, was forced to move outside and White Blaze was given her room. Yulie continues to sleep walk and was last seen sleep walking in the nude down by the lake. If you have any information on his nightly whereabouts, please contact the Ronin Warriors.
The Ancient continues to buy his staff cleaner at Kinky Typo's Kitchen Supplies, and eventually got around to buying that surprise kitty litter box, which White Blaze loves, by the way. And Mia also has kitty litter duty, which she doesn't love all that much.
Author's notes:
WOOOOOO HOOOO!!! It-is-finished! Yes! *Lets out huge breath* Haha, phew, am I relieved to finally have that finished! ^.^ Well, there ya go, I know it's not the greatest, but then again, it IS my first story, so I wouldn't expect it to be perfect! ^__^ I hope it helped all of you with your questions, and feel free to make any suggestions, they would only help further my writing experience! ^.^ I was planning on writing another comedy, but it took me this long to write this one, and the one I was thinking of writing is even longer, so I might actually write the whole thing b/f I post it. So stay tuned, and thanks a lot for everything! ^__^
~!*Pepe Lepew*!~
Disclaimer: Ok, I don't own any of the Ronins.I can only wish I did.*sigh* Haha, Well, here's to the greatest anime ever! ^.^
Shoplifting and Bacon
Everyone was free now and there were a lot of angry people to be dealt with. Even the Ancient agreed that something had to be done. Together, they came up with a plan to finish this off.
Cye had Typo assuming the usual position, and now he had even added a cart to her services, which she did not like one bit. He had a wide assortment and a good pile of stuff he had added to the cart. Typo continued to grumble and groan, wishing she had set the security cameras on High this morning.
The bi-polar cart pusher and the demented captor rounded the corner to the front. It was here that this whole escapade would come to an end, and poor Cye's shopping spree would also be annihilated.
Everyone involved in the scheme were set up in their posts. Ryo had even busted out some walkie-talkies, for better convenience. *Chht!* "Blue-bird, are you ready?" *Chht!*
*Chht!* "Sure thing Red-fox, Orange-Chip, are you at your post?" *Chht!*
*Chht!* "Yo, Blue-butt, can we get better names?, I mean, Orange- Chip?!" *Chht!*
"Look, dude, you can have the whole store if you want, all of it! I promise, I won't tell the cops or anything. C'mon, you can't pass that up, no?" Typo still tried to free herself of her captor.
"NOW!" The trap was sprung. All the Ronins and a few volunteering shoppers had different posts, all centered around Cye. They held a long rope, and as they all jumped out, they circled Cye in a twisting fashion that left him unable to move.
They had moved so quickly, Cye didn't know what hit him. Typo had wiggled free of the death-grasp, and was yelling threats and insults at Cye. She even lunged forward once and gave poor Cye a swift kick before she was pulled back by The Ancient.
Cye was all wrapped up on the floor, wiggling and spitting curses trying to get loose. Rowen bent down to try and calm him down, and Cye actually attempted to bite him. "Woa, dude, did you just try to bite me?," Rowen asked in half belief. 'Man, this guy really has lost it.'
"Well, what are we going to now? We can't just leave, I suppose you're going to press charges, aren't you Typo?" Ryo asked half-heartily. He was bracing himself for her answer.
Typo was straightening her shirt, and brushing herself off. "That's Kinky Typo to you buddy," Typo said snappily. "What exactly happened here? I mean, it's not every day someone kid-naps me and wants to shoplift an entire kitchen supply."
Ryo started to explain the situation. "Well, Cye here is very religious about his cooking, and well, just this morning, everything in our kitchen, most of it being Cye's cooking stuff was stolen. As you can see, Cye didn't take to this very well, and, well. . . He kinda lost it. We're--."
Kento cut him off mid-sentence. "Ok, ok. . . I have a confession to make." Kento took a deep breath. "Cye, I know who stole your stuff." Cye's eye's got wide, and Ryo moved in just in time to gag him before the words came. "Kento! You didn't tell anyone?
Kento took another deep breath, and finished his sentence. "Umm, I took your stuff." Cye erupted with grunts and shuffles as he tried to grapple Kento to the ground. The Ancient put his staff down on Cye's shoulder, and it slowly calmed him. But the rest of the gang was lost also.
"Kento??! You stole his stuff?! Why?! What's wrong with you?!" The whole store was filled with shouts and yells. Everyone was yelling and talking at the same time. Kento was so aggravated with everyone yelling at him that he threw his hands up to his ears and yelled back.
"Everyone just shut up! Let me explain myself!" At that, everyone just stopped and stared blankly. Cye was still on the floor fuming to himself. And, of course, Mia had to say something, always at the wrong moment. "Huh, now Kento's lost it! Who's next? Huh huh!" She laughed at herself again, while Sage quietly grabbed the extra tap and took care of her.
Kento took another deep breath and slowly let it out. "Well, Cye, do you remember the other day, when you made bacon, but you let everyone eat it and wouldn't make any extra? Well. . . I was mad, so I stole all of your stuff. Sorry dude, I didn't think it make you lose it this bad."
The gang just stood there and looked down at the floor, or other meaningless places. Sage even nervously rubbed his nose as a distraction. Ryo just bit his lip, even he knew it wasn't a pretty thing to mess with Kento's bacon. Cye's eye began twitching and he just stared at Kento, who stared back. This is where the Ancient stepped in. He kneeled down beside Cye and motioned for Kento to come down too. He then spoke to the two about not being selfish, forgiving, and all that wisdom-ish jazz.
Everything was straightened out, and everyone got ready to leave. The gang was walking through the parking lot to go back to their car. All of a sudden, helicopters, S.W.A.T. teams, cops, armor trucks, and big Army tanks all pulled up into the parking lot. They all just stood there as they heard a cop yelling over the walkie- talkie. "We've got a hostage situation! We need back up in here now! The owner of the store has been taken hostage, let's move!!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~Inside~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kinky Typo stood held by her captor. "Not again!! Aaawwwwe man!"
The gang just slowly backed away, as if they never saw anything. They just got in their jeep and drove silently away.
When it was all over, Kento promised to give Cye back all his stuff, and Cye promised to cook him some bacon as soon as they got home. The gang was still a little perturbed at Kento for causing so much trouble, it really could have gotten out of hand.
Kinky Typo, the owner, decided not to press charges, as long as Cye started shopping there for his supplies from now on. The surviving customers all went on with their daily lives. One even went on to write a best-selling novel of surviving a home décor building taken hostage and being stuffed into a shower model. It was an instant inspirational hit.
After that, Kento and Cye never had altercations again, and remain best friends. Mia, after constant annoyance, was forced to move outside and White Blaze was given her room. Yulie continues to sleep walk and was last seen sleep walking in the nude down by the lake. If you have any information on his nightly whereabouts, please contact the Ronin Warriors.
The Ancient continues to buy his staff cleaner at Kinky Typo's Kitchen Supplies, and eventually got around to buying that surprise kitty litter box, which White Blaze loves, by the way. And Mia also has kitty litter duty, which she doesn't love all that much.
Author's notes:
WOOOOOO HOOOO!!! It-is-finished! Yes! *Lets out huge breath* Haha, phew, am I relieved to finally have that finished! ^.^ Well, there ya go, I know it's not the greatest, but then again, it IS my first story, so I wouldn't expect it to be perfect! ^__^ I hope it helped all of you with your questions, and feel free to make any suggestions, they would only help further my writing experience! ^.^ I was planning on writing another comedy, but it took me this long to write this one, and the one I was thinking of writing is even longer, so I might actually write the whole thing b/f I post it. So stay tuned, and thanks a lot for everything! ^__^
~!*Pepe Lepew*!~