My Stoopid Fanfic
The crew woke up in a mysterious building. Kira woke up first. She looked around, the room seemed to be in the shape of a dome. The other two woke up a few moments after that.
They spotted a figure walking towards them. The three yelled out to the person but it seemed as if they couldn't be heard. It ended up that the person didn't need to hear them. The person walked inside the room, turned on the light, and turned off the machine that seemed to control the dome.
"Noin!" yelled Hilde,"what are you doing here?"
Lucrezia Noin walked up to beds and greeted the three," Hilde, haven't seen you for awhile. And who are your friends?"
"Oh," said Hilde," this is Kira and this is Zxyu. He's cute, isn't he."
Zxyu started whistling a little tune and looked around, pretending he didn't hear Hilde say such a thing about him in front of a hero like Noin.
"Where are we?"asked Kira as she examined the newly lighted room some more.
Noin looked a the curious girl and stated, "You are in the rapid cell healing room. It is a room that aids in the rapid growth of cells to help heal wounds at a faster rate than the body could on its own."
"But wasn't this outlawed when the inventor went mad and made the cell deterioration chambers?"asked Kira
"What?" asked Noin,"from here, I can't find anything out. You're my first human contact since that uneventful day."
Zxyu got out of bed and asked,"So where are we?"
"You're on the remains of Omina," she answered. "The Sadukar destroyed half of this planet when they captured Zechs. The planet continued to drift outwards until it got caught in between the immense gravitational pull of the sun and the small black hole."
"Wow!"gasped the three others
Later, after numerous explanations, Noin introduced Zxyu to something she had been working on for all the years she had been on the planet. She led him to an immense mobile suit that she had built. It was called the Ryuujin, or the dragon god. It was similar to the other gundams but it had obvious differences. This mobile suit had wings that resembled a dragon's. It also had a long sword, similar to the kind that the ancient earth knights of medieval England had.
"Wow,"said Zxyu in amazement before he put on a stern face and asked,"but how can this combat the Sadukar?"
"This mobile suit," explained Noin," was created with metarun, a rare metal that I discovered on this planet. The metarun was formed because of this planet's position, the immense heat of the sun and the odd cooling effect of the black hole formed it. I discovered it near the planet's core which was also had its oddities. The planet's core has odd freezing balls of ice energy which seem to have an endless supply of icing power. Don't ask me, it is just weird."
"So,"said Zxyu," this mobile suit is supposedly superior to the Geminis."
"Well,"stated Noin,"it mostly depends on the pilot but from what I've observed from my testing, this metal releases some mind of radiation that increases one's fighting skills. It somehow taps into the brain and gives them an urge to fight."
"I can't wait to try it out,"said Zxyu
"You can test it now,"said Noin
Zxyu walked over to the Ryuujin and slowly examined it. He ran his hand over the smooth metarun. He climbed up and opened up the ice blaster. He was suddenly hit by a blast of cold energy. He quickly closed it, already frozen to his bones.
"What power,"stated Zxyu,"I can feel it already."
Noin walked over to Zxyu and said,"I have made preparations for a test battle. Recently, I have acquired a Gemini mobile suit...well, scraps of it. I rebuilt it and I'm using it for battle purposes. This Gemini will be your training enemy. It will be ruthless and I cannot stop it once I start it. Do you accept?"
"Anything to save the universe,"said Zxyu,"Time now to head out and kick some A-S-S!"
Zxyu started climbing into the mobile suit. Before he could get all the way in, Noin yelled,"stop for a moment."
Zxyu stared down at Noin, curious about why she was staring at him.
"You've got your mother's eyes," she said, looking up,"now, go and fight."
Zxyu absorbed the compliment and got into the immense mobile suit. He buckled himself up and started examining the controls. Surprisingly, these controls weren't similar to the controls in other mobile suits. It had a few normal things but it was lacking many key parts that controlled the normal mobile suit. The inside seemed to glow a bit but he didn't notice, he was too busy staring at the odd controls. Switching gears, he thought about how he was going to kick some Sadukar butt. The mobile suit stood up.
"Slight mental controls,"stated Zxyu as he noted the experience for future flights,"now proceeding with Operation Kick Gemini Ass."
He pressed a button and pulled a joystick to launch the mobile suit. He was going outwards to practice what would soon become one of his main purposes in life, kicking Sadukar ass.
Meanwhile, on the Sadukar asteroid, the five gundam pilots were in a special containment cell. The cell was very similar to the cells on Earth but it had special climate controls. To make the prisoner suffer, the Sadukar would constantly change the temperature from extremely high to below freezing. At this moment, the five were in a cell in extremely hot weather.
"Damn," cursed Duo while he fanned himself with his jacket,"I never knew torture until now."
"Duo,"stated Wufei,"it's not even 100ºF yet. Why the hell are you fanning yourself?"
"'Cause he feels like it,"said Quatre,"he may not be accustomed to hot weather like us desert people."
"Guys,"said Heero,"we do not need to worry about the climate. If you had proper training then you would be able to stand temperatures from -20ºF to 140ºF. I'm assuming that you guys don't have that kind of training.
"Now this is our plan, I have realized that the leader of the Sadukar is obsessed with the ancient remnants of Earth. We need to think like Earth prisoners to escape an 'Earth prison' like this one. Now, when the guard comes by, Duo will get him to the cell and then we'll knock him out. We can then unlock the cell door without distractions."
"Perfect,"said Trowa,"but how will we get the door unlocked? The guard doesn't carry keys."
"Just leave it up to me," said Duo
Zxyu blasted the Gemini suit with a beam cannon but missed by a mile. He flew up to the suit and hope that the extra skills would kick in soon.
Noin looked up at the sky. She saw many flashes and for once, she wished that Zechs would be defeated.
Back at the jail, the guard was walking up and down the halls when he suddenly saw a sight that could offend anyone. The sight of Wolverine with the middle blade up on the back of somebody's butt.
"Doo doo doo doooo doo doo,"sang Duo as he wiggled his butt back and forth,"like my ass?"
The guard ran up to the cell and tried to kick it. Right before his foot came into contact with the offensive ass, Duo pulled his butt in and the guard received an extreme pain in the foot. Heero pulled the guard back through the bars while Wufei delivered a quick hit to the skull.
"Good job,"said Duo while he pulled a spork out of his hair and picked the lock," but we all know that I did all the work."
Meanwhile, a strange presence was surrounding Zxyu's mind. It seemed to have been taken over by the machine. His pupils turned pure black and he went into a trance. It was then that Noin realized that Zxyu was a true fighter.
Zxyu went up to the Gemini mobile suit and grasped hands with it. He quickly twisted off one arm and then froze the other. Then, he had to deal with just the melee weapons. The Gemini mobile suit blasted forward to fight, truly Zechs style, and smashed into the Ryuujin. Zxyu was knocked back a bit but he remained calm. He took his sword and stuck it through the mobile suits head and command systems. After the tough half hour of battle, the impossible had been done.
When he returned to the Ominan surface, he was greeted with cheers and hugs from the three women. He had only taken one small step but it was a huge step for the fight against the Sadukar.
The five pilots had left the cell and journeyed through the hallways. They slowly made their way to the bridge to dispose of the Sadukar leader, who was still unknown. The got to the entrance to the bridge after traveling through unnervingly minimal security. Suddenly, a childish laughter echoed through the halls as the pilots were surrounded by numerous troops.
Back on Omina, there was even more celebration than earlier. Kira had finally managed to contact the Hagun and they were on their way to the planet to prepare for the battle. Zxyu and Kira were dancing around with each other while Hilde was talking to Noin.
"I know that this is a childish thing to ask,"stated Hilde,"but how do you know when you've found the right guy?"
Noin thought for a moment and said,"Well, the perfect guy comes by once in a lifetime. You can never really be sure who it is until you get to know them."
"It's just that," stuttered Hilde,"it's just that I know Duo loves me but I sorta like another guy as well. I don't know why but I have never truly understood love."
"Well,"said Noin,"you don't find true love, true love finds you. Let the endless waltz of life go on and hope that you can find the right dance partner."
Coincidentally, a slow song started playing on the radio. Zxyu walked up to Hilde, picked up her hand, and asked,"Shall we dance m'lady?"
"Oh god," said Duo as he looked at the situation
"Twenty-five soldiers," noted Heero in a monotone voice," heavy weaponry. Passageway five 10 feet wide and 30 feet in length."
"Crap,"screamed Wufei as he realized that his sword wasn't with him. He'd have to fight it out by hand and foot.
Soon more childish laughter filled the halls. It seemed to become louder every minute. Out of nowhere, fanfare played and a certain red headed child walked into the hall. Mariemaia Khushrenada was flanked by five more soldiers.
"Mariemaia,"gasped Trowa,"Mariemaia Khushrenada."
Mariemaia walked up to Trowa, looked into his eyes, and said,"Nice of you to remember my name."
"But why,"asked Quatre,"why?"
I'm not one of those TV villains that describes the whole plan, I'm doing this for the good of mankind. We will plainly dispose of you and then go on and conquer the universe.
Heero started running towards the ten year old girl. Before he got close, he was tripped by a guard and fell flat on his face, right by Mariemaia's feet. Mariemaia looked down at the foolish young man and said," Make this one torture, put him in the cell deterioration chamber."
"Yes ma'am," said a nameless soldier,"bring all the men back to the original cell except for this one. I'll take care of him."
In space, a colossal ship headed towards the planet of Omina. Behind it were forty loyal soldiers preparing to fight for their master.
"What is that sound," asked Zxyu as the ships' noises deafened the sound of the Aerogon radio.
The four people walked outside to find two ships. One was a huge gray ship and the other was a smaller brownish ship. Zxyu walked up to the larger ship and greeted the great and powerful one who exited the ship.
"Oh my god," said Zxyu as he bowed down to the figure,"I have never met
you face to face."
The one that Zxyu was groveling to was the leader of the Hangun. He was known all around the galaxy as a fierce fighter for justice. He was known as Khushrenada, the long time loyalist to Treize, also known for his fanaticism and devotion towards the late Treize.
Khushrenada walked around the dusty ground. He looked straight towards Noin and asked,"How can this dust bowl play the role as the base for the Sadukar destruction?"
"It is at a good tactical position," claimed Lucrezia," and it produces a rare metal that increases fighting abilities Khushrenada sir."
"Please, call me Khush," he insisted.
The conversation was then interrupted by the worried voices of forty men. Rashid, the leader of the Maguanac Corp., had a very worried look on his face."Where is Master Quatre,"he asked. Just then, the winds started to kick up. Dust started flying everywhere. The whole group had no choice but to go inside to escape the dust storm.
Heero looked down at his shackles. Typical earth type. He was chained up. His feet were chained together and his hands were also. He unsuccessfully tried to break the metal chains. Heero and the four guards surrounding him soon reached the deterioration chamber with little trouble from the prisoner.
"Retina scan."stated the computer in a monotone voice.
The soldier followed orders and then the door opened. It opened to reveal Cid standing there. He looked at the bunch and said," Orders have been made that I take the prisoner for further analysis."
"But Cid," said a soldier," we received no orders to give you the prisoner."
Cid just stood there and laughed. He pulled a pad out of his pocket and he
pushed a button. Jolts of electricity ran through the metal floor, immediately knocking out all five men. Cid stood there laughing for a few minutes, grateful for his rubber boots.
Back on Omina, the bunch were discussing their situation. Noin put the kettle on and waited for the water to start boiling.
"Tea," she asked to everyone in the room.
Khush looked up and said in a polite manner,"Yes dear, I would appreciate some."
The Maguanacs didn't seem to pay attention. They seemed to be in a deep conversation about the dangers that their loyal master was in. Zxyu looked at the desert men and looked back towards Noin. He asked for some tea as well. Hilde agreed to have some also.
"So," asked the curious Khush," what makes you think that we are ready to take on all of the Sadukar?"
"Well, we are in the middle of building Metarun mobile suits for the other Gundam pilots. We are also testing a new system that uses the metal to increase the fighting abilities of normal soldiers." said Zxyu.
The kettle began to emit a high pitched whistle. Noin picked it up and started pouring tea in the mugs for the few that wanted some. She picked up the mug that Zechs had given her and treasured it for a few moments. She poured herself a cup and sat down. She looked towards Zxyu and Khush. "Take whatever mug you want. Now who wants the spork mug and who wants the rose mug?"
Zxyu and Khush both immediately went for the spork mug. Zxyu pushed Khush's hand away from the mug that depicted the object of his devotion. Khush glared at Zxyu with Heero's © Death Glare when he lost his mug. Hilde just took a plain mug with a picture of the Coca-Cola polar bears and inhaled deeply to smell the tea.
Zxyu glared back and said," I may worship you but I will not give up a sporky object for you."
Khush finally gave up and picked up the rose mug. Hilde took this as a chance to make herself known. "Ahhh, roses. A rose by any other name would still be good to eat."
Khush laughed and said," Yes dear, a rose by any other name would still smell just as sweet. If you had studied a bit more about Treize, you'd know more about his affection for this sweet smelling flower."
Hilde blushed out of embarrassment and ran off crying.
Zxyu sighed and said,"Her feelings get hurt easily. Let me go comfort her."
Khush quickly switched the rose mug with the spork mug and looked up at Noin. "It is that obvious, right?"
"Yes," said Noin quietly," but back to business. We need to get moving if we want to save the pilots. We need them for the final battle. They are exceptional pilots. They are THE pilots."
Khush stood up after drinking his sporky tea. "That means we have to get to work on the mobile suits right away. I'll get the Hangun to start drilling while you get those foul beasts to start building."
Abdul looked up and then stared at the elegant man. He spoke for the whole Corps. and said," I will let you go this time because we need to save Master Quatre but next time....you're gonna pay. We do not appreciate such insults."
Rashid pushed Abdul down and then said," No more fighting! We must hurry!"
All of the men and women then got to work on their individual tasks.
Heero awoke to find himself strapped to a table. He was strapped so tightly that even the "perfect soldier" could not escape. "I see you've woken up," said Cid with malicious intent,"now I can carry out my plans."
Cid picked up a syringe with a fine dust in it and mixed it with a red substance.
"What I have here," said Cid," is the mix of a compounded material of an odd rock I found in space. After numerous experiments with this rock , which I call Super Fighting Improvement Metal, or SFIM (metarun), I have concluded that I can indeed succeed in what my father failed to do."
"You're father?"asked Heero as he tried to get up
"Oh," said Cid," You may know him as Doctor J. He was dying of a disease a few years back so he created me. Here I am, his test tube baby. Now, I am going to successfully create the perfect soldier without all the weak emotions that my father allowed."
Cid walked up to Heero and injected the substance into his bloodstream.
"What's wrong," asked Zxyu when he arrived at the bathroom where Hilde was hiding," you know you can tell me."
Hilde wiped here eyes with a tissue and confided," I don't know. I'm used to making stupid remarks but never in front of such a prominent man. He used to be my teacher back at the academy and he used to yell at me whenever I messed up on a quote. I had to suffer endless hours of torture from my fellow soldiers."
"That is the past,"said Zxyu as he put his arm around Hilde," just let it go. And remember, big girls don't cry."
"Just so many bad memories," sobbed Hilde
"Just think forward not backward. Think of the future," said Zxyu in a comforting voice.
"You mean think about you?" asked Hilde
Zxyu pondered for a moment and then said,"If you want to, yes. Now rest and get those bad thoughts out of your head."
Zxyu led her into his bedroom and let her sleep there while he slowly thought about his future as well.
~The next morning~
Her eyelids felt as if they weighed hundreds of pounds. She tried to open them but they wouldn't open. She then felt a pain in the back of her head.
"Must wake up. But I'm too tired." Hilde said to herself. Suddenly her veins froze. Her whole body seemed as if it was turning into ice. She jumped out of bed in an attempt to get into a fighting position.
"Easy there," said Kira as she put the bucket back into the corner of the room," you okay?"
Hilde scratched her head and asked," Why wouldn't I be okay. I just went to sleep in my...somebody else's room."
Kira stared at Hilde for a moment and laughed,"You don't remember any of it? Geesh, have you ever had drugs before?"
"Well, no," asked a confused Hilde," but why does it matter?"
Kira sighed and then said," Well, you know that tea you had yesterday? Well, that was one of Zechs' stashes of 'special' tea. Noin accidentally confused it with the real thing. Surprisingly, you're the only one who went crazy 'cause of it. Must be because your body isn't used to it."
Hilde stood up and walked towards the door."Wow" she said as she opened the door and headed towards the bathroom to take a shower. Zxyu walked in and decided to check up on Hilde. "Hey Kiwaka, what are you doing here?"
Kira headed towards Zxyu and said," Just a little morning wake up call for the inexperienced druggie."
Zxyu gave her the death glare for a moment and walked out. He walked towards the bathroom from which he heard music come from. He put his ear to the door and listened to the heavenly singing voice of the angel in the shower. He seemed to be mesmerized by it for a moment as he leaned on the door and let the music capture his heart.
Kira decided to follow him to see if she could cause some mischief. She noticed what Zxyu was doing so she walked up to him and screamed ,"Boo!"
Zxyu, who was surprised, put his hand down on the old fashioned doorknob for balance. Unfortunately, the door was unlocked so he pushed the doorknob down, the door opened up, and he fell into the bathroom.
"Oh My God!!!," screamed Hilde as she saw the young man come tumbling into her current domain.
"I...I...can explain," he begged as he slowly crawled out of the bathroom.
"You awful, awful man!" screamed Hilde as she pulled the shower curtain over her naked body and threw one of the soap bars at Zxyu.
Zxyu exited the bathroom as quickly as possible and closed the door. He leaned back on it for support as he gasped for air. Looking up, noticed the little lady standing a few yards away, laughing like a hyena. He rushed towards the woman and knocked her to the ground. He started wrestling with her and soon got her down on the ground underneath his knee.
"Apologize!" he screamed
"I'm.....sorry." she said between bursts of laughter.
Back on the Sadukar asteroid, the four pilots were discussing their ways of escape.
"We can't try the same thing again," sighed Quatre.
"Especially without Heero," Trowa agreed.
"Then how do we escape with all the armed guards right outside the door?" asked Duo
Wufei slammed his hand on the stone wall and said,"We have no possible way to escape."
"Wait a second," Duo said with a sly smile," who says we can't use that old plan again?"
Before anybody could do or say anything, Duo had his butt up to the cell bars. At that moment, four guards walked up behind Duo. One cleared his throat and said,"By order of Queen Mariemaia, we shall escort you to the arena."
Duo frowned while the three other pilots smiled for a moment. After their moment of silent laughter, they put grim faces on. The guards opened the cell door and led the pilots away.
"What was so funny?" asked Duo
"Well, it's not our predicament," snickered Quatre," but one guard was staring at your ass."
Duo frowned and said,"That is no reason to laugh at me you insignificant fool."
Mariemaia quickly called one of her guards and ordered, "Call off Heero's execution immediately!"
"But your highness, the one called Heero Yuy has escaped," the soldier responded.
Mariemaia frowned and opened her mouth to yell something. Before she could call for a sweep of the ship, Cid walked in with Heero by his side. "I've found Heero," he said," shall we proceed to the arena?"
"Sure." said Mariemaia as she stepped out of her seat.
Ten minutes later, at the arena, all five pilots found themselves in a remake of the Colosseum. They saw a young red headed girl stand in front of them on the balcony. "Have you wondered why you're all here?" she said. "Well, I've been studying ancient Earth history and I've found a more amusing way to get rid of you. You shall die like the great gladiators of Rome did. You will die in a great, bloody massacre!"
The crew woke up in a mysterious building. Kira woke up first. She looked around, the room seemed to be in the shape of a dome. The other two woke up a few moments after that.
They spotted a figure walking towards them. The three yelled out to the person but it seemed as if they couldn't be heard. It ended up that the person didn't need to hear them. The person walked inside the room, turned on the light, and turned off the machine that seemed to control the dome.
"Noin!" yelled Hilde,"what are you doing here?"
Lucrezia Noin walked up to beds and greeted the three," Hilde, haven't seen you for awhile. And who are your friends?"
"Oh," said Hilde," this is Kira and this is Zxyu. He's cute, isn't he."
Zxyu started whistling a little tune and looked around, pretending he didn't hear Hilde say such a thing about him in front of a hero like Noin.
"Where are we?"asked Kira as she examined the newly lighted room some more.
Noin looked a the curious girl and stated, "You are in the rapid cell healing room. It is a room that aids in the rapid growth of cells to help heal wounds at a faster rate than the body could on its own."
"But wasn't this outlawed when the inventor went mad and made the cell deterioration chambers?"asked Kira
"What?" asked Noin,"from here, I can't find anything out. You're my first human contact since that uneventful day."
Zxyu got out of bed and asked,"So where are we?"
"You're on the remains of Omina," she answered. "The Sadukar destroyed half of this planet when they captured Zechs. The planet continued to drift outwards until it got caught in between the immense gravitational pull of the sun and the small black hole."
"Wow!"gasped the three others
Later, after numerous explanations, Noin introduced Zxyu to something she had been working on for all the years she had been on the planet. She led him to an immense mobile suit that she had built. It was called the Ryuujin, or the dragon god. It was similar to the other gundams but it had obvious differences. This mobile suit had wings that resembled a dragon's. It also had a long sword, similar to the kind that the ancient earth knights of medieval England had.
"Wow,"said Zxyu in amazement before he put on a stern face and asked,"but how can this combat the Sadukar?"
"This mobile suit," explained Noin," was created with metarun, a rare metal that I discovered on this planet. The metarun was formed because of this planet's position, the immense heat of the sun and the odd cooling effect of the black hole formed it. I discovered it near the planet's core which was also had its oddities. The planet's core has odd freezing balls of ice energy which seem to have an endless supply of icing power. Don't ask me, it is just weird."
"So,"said Zxyu," this mobile suit is supposedly superior to the Geminis."
"Well,"stated Noin,"it mostly depends on the pilot but from what I've observed from my testing, this metal releases some mind of radiation that increases one's fighting skills. It somehow taps into the brain and gives them an urge to fight."
"I can't wait to try it out,"said Zxyu
"You can test it now,"said Noin
Zxyu walked over to the Ryuujin and slowly examined it. He ran his hand over the smooth metarun. He climbed up and opened up the ice blaster. He was suddenly hit by a blast of cold energy. He quickly closed it, already frozen to his bones.
"What power,"stated Zxyu,"I can feel it already."
Noin walked over to Zxyu and said,"I have made preparations for a test battle. Recently, I have acquired a Gemini mobile suit...well, scraps of it. I rebuilt it and I'm using it for battle purposes. This Gemini will be your training enemy. It will be ruthless and I cannot stop it once I start it. Do you accept?"
"Anything to save the universe,"said Zxyu,"Time now to head out and kick some A-S-S!"
Zxyu started climbing into the mobile suit. Before he could get all the way in, Noin yelled,"stop for a moment."
Zxyu stared down at Noin, curious about why she was staring at him.
"You've got your mother's eyes," she said, looking up,"now, go and fight."
Zxyu absorbed the compliment and got into the immense mobile suit. He buckled himself up and started examining the controls. Surprisingly, these controls weren't similar to the controls in other mobile suits. It had a few normal things but it was lacking many key parts that controlled the normal mobile suit. The inside seemed to glow a bit but he didn't notice, he was too busy staring at the odd controls. Switching gears, he thought about how he was going to kick some Sadukar butt. The mobile suit stood up.
"Slight mental controls,"stated Zxyu as he noted the experience for future flights,"now proceeding with Operation Kick Gemini Ass."
He pressed a button and pulled a joystick to launch the mobile suit. He was going outwards to practice what would soon become one of his main purposes in life, kicking Sadukar ass.
Meanwhile, on the Sadukar asteroid, the five gundam pilots were in a special containment cell. The cell was very similar to the cells on Earth but it had special climate controls. To make the prisoner suffer, the Sadukar would constantly change the temperature from extremely high to below freezing. At this moment, the five were in a cell in extremely hot weather.
"Damn," cursed Duo while he fanned himself with his jacket,"I never knew torture until now."
"Duo,"stated Wufei,"it's not even 100ºF yet. Why the hell are you fanning yourself?"
"'Cause he feels like it,"said Quatre,"he may not be accustomed to hot weather like us desert people."
"Guys,"said Heero,"we do not need to worry about the climate. If you had proper training then you would be able to stand temperatures from -20ºF to 140ºF. I'm assuming that you guys don't have that kind of training.
"Now this is our plan, I have realized that the leader of the Sadukar is obsessed with the ancient remnants of Earth. We need to think like Earth prisoners to escape an 'Earth prison' like this one. Now, when the guard comes by, Duo will get him to the cell and then we'll knock him out. We can then unlock the cell door without distractions."
"Perfect,"said Trowa,"but how will we get the door unlocked? The guard doesn't carry keys."
"Just leave it up to me," said Duo
Zxyu blasted the Gemini suit with a beam cannon but missed by a mile. He flew up to the suit and hope that the extra skills would kick in soon.
Noin looked up at the sky. She saw many flashes and for once, she wished that Zechs would be defeated.
Back at the jail, the guard was walking up and down the halls when he suddenly saw a sight that could offend anyone. The sight of Wolverine with the middle blade up on the back of somebody's butt.
"Doo doo doo doooo doo doo,"sang Duo as he wiggled his butt back and forth,"like my ass?"
The guard ran up to the cell and tried to kick it. Right before his foot came into contact with the offensive ass, Duo pulled his butt in and the guard received an extreme pain in the foot. Heero pulled the guard back through the bars while Wufei delivered a quick hit to the skull.
"Good job,"said Duo while he pulled a spork out of his hair and picked the lock," but we all know that I did all the work."
Meanwhile, a strange presence was surrounding Zxyu's mind. It seemed to have been taken over by the machine. His pupils turned pure black and he went into a trance. It was then that Noin realized that Zxyu was a true fighter.
Zxyu went up to the Gemini mobile suit and grasped hands with it. He quickly twisted off one arm and then froze the other. Then, he had to deal with just the melee weapons. The Gemini mobile suit blasted forward to fight, truly Zechs style, and smashed into the Ryuujin. Zxyu was knocked back a bit but he remained calm. He took his sword and stuck it through the mobile suits head and command systems. After the tough half hour of battle, the impossible had been done.
When he returned to the Ominan surface, he was greeted with cheers and hugs from the three women. He had only taken one small step but it was a huge step for the fight against the Sadukar.
The five pilots had left the cell and journeyed through the hallways. They slowly made their way to the bridge to dispose of the Sadukar leader, who was still unknown. The got to the entrance to the bridge after traveling through unnervingly minimal security. Suddenly, a childish laughter echoed through the halls as the pilots were surrounded by numerous troops.
Back on Omina, there was even more celebration than earlier. Kira had finally managed to contact the Hagun and they were on their way to the planet to prepare for the battle. Zxyu and Kira were dancing around with each other while Hilde was talking to Noin.
"I know that this is a childish thing to ask,"stated Hilde,"but how do you know when you've found the right guy?"
Noin thought for a moment and said,"Well, the perfect guy comes by once in a lifetime. You can never really be sure who it is until you get to know them."
"It's just that," stuttered Hilde,"it's just that I know Duo loves me but I sorta like another guy as well. I don't know why but I have never truly understood love."
"Well,"said Noin,"you don't find true love, true love finds you. Let the endless waltz of life go on and hope that you can find the right dance partner."
Coincidentally, a slow song started playing on the radio. Zxyu walked up to Hilde, picked up her hand, and asked,"Shall we dance m'lady?"
"Oh god," said Duo as he looked at the situation
"Twenty-five soldiers," noted Heero in a monotone voice," heavy weaponry. Passageway five 10 feet wide and 30 feet in length."
"Crap,"screamed Wufei as he realized that his sword wasn't with him. He'd have to fight it out by hand and foot.
Soon more childish laughter filled the halls. It seemed to become louder every minute. Out of nowhere, fanfare played and a certain red headed child walked into the hall. Mariemaia Khushrenada was flanked by five more soldiers.
"Mariemaia,"gasped Trowa,"Mariemaia Khushrenada."
Mariemaia walked up to Trowa, looked into his eyes, and said,"Nice of you to remember my name."
"But why,"asked Quatre,"why?"
I'm not one of those TV villains that describes the whole plan, I'm doing this for the good of mankind. We will plainly dispose of you and then go on and conquer the universe.
Heero started running towards the ten year old girl. Before he got close, he was tripped by a guard and fell flat on his face, right by Mariemaia's feet. Mariemaia looked down at the foolish young man and said," Make this one torture, put him in the cell deterioration chamber."
"Yes ma'am," said a nameless soldier,"bring all the men back to the original cell except for this one. I'll take care of him."
In space, a colossal ship headed towards the planet of Omina. Behind it were forty loyal soldiers preparing to fight for their master.
"What is that sound," asked Zxyu as the ships' noises deafened the sound of the Aerogon radio.
The four people walked outside to find two ships. One was a huge gray ship and the other was a smaller brownish ship. Zxyu walked up to the larger ship and greeted the great and powerful one who exited the ship.
"Oh my god," said Zxyu as he bowed down to the figure,"I have never met
you face to face."
The one that Zxyu was groveling to was the leader of the Hangun. He was known all around the galaxy as a fierce fighter for justice. He was known as Khushrenada, the long time loyalist to Treize, also known for his fanaticism and devotion towards the late Treize.
Khushrenada walked around the dusty ground. He looked straight towards Noin and asked,"How can this dust bowl play the role as the base for the Sadukar destruction?"
"It is at a good tactical position," claimed Lucrezia," and it produces a rare metal that increases fighting abilities Khushrenada sir."
"Please, call me Khush," he insisted.
The conversation was then interrupted by the worried voices of forty men. Rashid, the leader of the Maguanac Corp., had a very worried look on his face."Where is Master Quatre,"he asked. Just then, the winds started to kick up. Dust started flying everywhere. The whole group had no choice but to go inside to escape the dust storm.
Heero looked down at his shackles. Typical earth type. He was chained up. His feet were chained together and his hands were also. He unsuccessfully tried to break the metal chains. Heero and the four guards surrounding him soon reached the deterioration chamber with little trouble from the prisoner.
"Retina scan."stated the computer in a monotone voice.
The soldier followed orders and then the door opened. It opened to reveal Cid standing there. He looked at the bunch and said," Orders have been made that I take the prisoner for further analysis."
"But Cid," said a soldier," we received no orders to give you the prisoner."
Cid just stood there and laughed. He pulled a pad out of his pocket and he
pushed a button. Jolts of electricity ran through the metal floor, immediately knocking out all five men. Cid stood there laughing for a few minutes, grateful for his rubber boots.
Back on Omina, the bunch were discussing their situation. Noin put the kettle on and waited for the water to start boiling.
"Tea," she asked to everyone in the room.
Khush looked up and said in a polite manner,"Yes dear, I would appreciate some."
The Maguanacs didn't seem to pay attention. They seemed to be in a deep conversation about the dangers that their loyal master was in. Zxyu looked at the desert men and looked back towards Noin. He asked for some tea as well. Hilde agreed to have some also.
"So," asked the curious Khush," what makes you think that we are ready to take on all of the Sadukar?"
"Well, we are in the middle of building Metarun mobile suits for the other Gundam pilots. We are also testing a new system that uses the metal to increase the fighting abilities of normal soldiers." said Zxyu.
The kettle began to emit a high pitched whistle. Noin picked it up and started pouring tea in the mugs for the few that wanted some. She picked up the mug that Zechs had given her and treasured it for a few moments. She poured herself a cup and sat down. She looked towards Zxyu and Khush. "Take whatever mug you want. Now who wants the spork mug and who wants the rose mug?"
Zxyu and Khush both immediately went for the spork mug. Zxyu pushed Khush's hand away from the mug that depicted the object of his devotion. Khush glared at Zxyu with Heero's © Death Glare when he lost his mug. Hilde just took a plain mug with a picture of the Coca-Cola polar bears and inhaled deeply to smell the tea.
Zxyu glared back and said," I may worship you but I will not give up a sporky object for you."
Khush finally gave up and picked up the rose mug. Hilde took this as a chance to make herself known. "Ahhh, roses. A rose by any other name would still be good to eat."
Khush laughed and said," Yes dear, a rose by any other name would still smell just as sweet. If you had studied a bit more about Treize, you'd know more about his affection for this sweet smelling flower."
Hilde blushed out of embarrassment and ran off crying.
Zxyu sighed and said,"Her feelings get hurt easily. Let me go comfort her."
Khush quickly switched the rose mug with the spork mug and looked up at Noin. "It is that obvious, right?"
"Yes," said Noin quietly," but back to business. We need to get moving if we want to save the pilots. We need them for the final battle. They are exceptional pilots. They are THE pilots."
Khush stood up after drinking his sporky tea. "That means we have to get to work on the mobile suits right away. I'll get the Hangun to start drilling while you get those foul beasts to start building."
Abdul looked up and then stared at the elegant man. He spoke for the whole Corps. and said," I will let you go this time because we need to save Master Quatre but next time....you're gonna pay. We do not appreciate such insults."
Rashid pushed Abdul down and then said," No more fighting! We must hurry!"
All of the men and women then got to work on their individual tasks.
Heero awoke to find himself strapped to a table. He was strapped so tightly that even the "perfect soldier" could not escape. "I see you've woken up," said Cid with malicious intent,"now I can carry out my plans."
Cid picked up a syringe with a fine dust in it and mixed it with a red substance.
"What I have here," said Cid," is the mix of a compounded material of an odd rock I found in space. After numerous experiments with this rock , which I call Super Fighting Improvement Metal, or SFIM (metarun), I have concluded that I can indeed succeed in what my father failed to do."
"You're father?"asked Heero as he tried to get up
"Oh," said Cid," You may know him as Doctor J. He was dying of a disease a few years back so he created me. Here I am, his test tube baby. Now, I am going to successfully create the perfect soldier without all the weak emotions that my father allowed."
Cid walked up to Heero and injected the substance into his bloodstream.
"What's wrong," asked Zxyu when he arrived at the bathroom where Hilde was hiding," you know you can tell me."
Hilde wiped here eyes with a tissue and confided," I don't know. I'm used to making stupid remarks but never in front of such a prominent man. He used to be my teacher back at the academy and he used to yell at me whenever I messed up on a quote. I had to suffer endless hours of torture from my fellow soldiers."
"That is the past,"said Zxyu as he put his arm around Hilde," just let it go. And remember, big girls don't cry."
"Just so many bad memories," sobbed Hilde
"Just think forward not backward. Think of the future," said Zxyu in a comforting voice.
"You mean think about you?" asked Hilde
Zxyu pondered for a moment and then said,"If you want to, yes. Now rest and get those bad thoughts out of your head."
Zxyu led her into his bedroom and let her sleep there while he slowly thought about his future as well.
~The next morning~
Her eyelids felt as if they weighed hundreds of pounds. She tried to open them but they wouldn't open. She then felt a pain in the back of her head.
"Must wake up. But I'm too tired." Hilde said to herself. Suddenly her veins froze. Her whole body seemed as if it was turning into ice. She jumped out of bed in an attempt to get into a fighting position.
"Easy there," said Kira as she put the bucket back into the corner of the room," you okay?"
Hilde scratched her head and asked," Why wouldn't I be okay. I just went to sleep in my...somebody else's room."
Kira stared at Hilde for a moment and laughed,"You don't remember any of it? Geesh, have you ever had drugs before?"
"Well, no," asked a confused Hilde," but why does it matter?"
Kira sighed and then said," Well, you know that tea you had yesterday? Well, that was one of Zechs' stashes of 'special' tea. Noin accidentally confused it with the real thing. Surprisingly, you're the only one who went crazy 'cause of it. Must be because your body isn't used to it."
Hilde stood up and walked towards the door."Wow" she said as she opened the door and headed towards the bathroom to take a shower. Zxyu walked in and decided to check up on Hilde. "Hey Kiwaka, what are you doing here?"
Kira headed towards Zxyu and said," Just a little morning wake up call for the inexperienced druggie."
Zxyu gave her the death glare for a moment and walked out. He walked towards the bathroom from which he heard music come from. He put his ear to the door and listened to the heavenly singing voice of the angel in the shower. He seemed to be mesmerized by it for a moment as he leaned on the door and let the music capture his heart.
Kira decided to follow him to see if she could cause some mischief. She noticed what Zxyu was doing so she walked up to him and screamed ,"Boo!"
Zxyu, who was surprised, put his hand down on the old fashioned doorknob for balance. Unfortunately, the door was unlocked so he pushed the doorknob down, the door opened up, and he fell into the bathroom.
"Oh My God!!!," screamed Hilde as she saw the young man come tumbling into her current domain.
"I...I...can explain," he begged as he slowly crawled out of the bathroom.
"You awful, awful man!" screamed Hilde as she pulled the shower curtain over her naked body and threw one of the soap bars at Zxyu.
Zxyu exited the bathroom as quickly as possible and closed the door. He leaned back on it for support as he gasped for air. Looking up, noticed the little lady standing a few yards away, laughing like a hyena. He rushed towards the woman and knocked her to the ground. He started wrestling with her and soon got her down on the ground underneath his knee.
"Apologize!" he screamed
"I'm.....sorry." she said between bursts of laughter.
Back on the Sadukar asteroid, the four pilots were discussing their ways of escape.
"We can't try the same thing again," sighed Quatre.
"Especially without Heero," Trowa agreed.
"Then how do we escape with all the armed guards right outside the door?" asked Duo
Wufei slammed his hand on the stone wall and said,"We have no possible way to escape."
"Wait a second," Duo said with a sly smile," who says we can't use that old plan again?"
Before anybody could do or say anything, Duo had his butt up to the cell bars. At that moment, four guards walked up behind Duo. One cleared his throat and said,"By order of Queen Mariemaia, we shall escort you to the arena."
Duo frowned while the three other pilots smiled for a moment. After their moment of silent laughter, they put grim faces on. The guards opened the cell door and led the pilots away.
"What was so funny?" asked Duo
"Well, it's not our predicament," snickered Quatre," but one guard was staring at your ass."
Duo frowned and said,"That is no reason to laugh at me you insignificant fool."
Mariemaia quickly called one of her guards and ordered, "Call off Heero's execution immediately!"
"But your highness, the one called Heero Yuy has escaped," the soldier responded.
Mariemaia frowned and opened her mouth to yell something. Before she could call for a sweep of the ship, Cid walked in with Heero by his side. "I've found Heero," he said," shall we proceed to the arena?"
"Sure." said Mariemaia as she stepped out of her seat.
Ten minutes later, at the arena, all five pilots found themselves in a remake of the Colosseum. They saw a young red headed girl stand in front of them on the balcony. "Have you wondered why you're all here?" she said. "Well, I've been studying ancient Earth history and I've found a more amusing way to get rid of you. You shall die like the great gladiators of Rome did. You will die in a great, bloody massacre!"