A/N: Hey all, I can't update this story too often because I do it with my
friend at her house. We'll try to update as much as we can, but we don't
see each other often.
Anyyyyyyyyyyyway, here's chapter 2!!! ^.^
Chapter 2-Consequences for Stupidity
"All I have to do is say the magic words, and we'll be outta here!" Jafar said.
Harry raised his eyebrows. "What are the 'magic words'?"
"Aki Aki pa daaaaaaaang pooooooolop!"
"Nothins happenin'"
"SHUT UP! I'm new at this! Aki Aki pa daaaaaaaaany tuuuuuulip!"
They disappeared in a rush of purple wind and smoke. When Harry could see again, he was next to Jafar in a field of tulips. "This doesn't LOOK like Diagon Ally."
"Well what does Diaglan Ally look like?"
"DIAGON Alley looks nothing like this."
"Ok I know. Aki Aki pa waaaaaaaaaang waaaaaaaaaaata!"
A rush of BLUE smoke and wind this time. Harry suddenly couldn't breathe because he and Jafar were underwater. They were standing in a grass field, above them there were large flowers that were SUPPOSE to be clouds.
A Yellow, square sponge skipped by with a large pink star shaped starfish. They were holding nets and singing, "JELLYFISHING, JELLYFISHING, JELLYFISHING, JELLYFISHING!"
Harry scowled at Jafar. He smiled and (even though he couldn't breathe), "Aki Aki pa taaaaaaaaaaaaang priiiiiiiiiice!"
A rush of yellow smoke took them both behind strange podiums. An old man, called Bob Barker said to Harry and Jafar, "What's your guess?"
Harry looked confused but Jafar leaned in and said, "500 dollars bob!" Jafar looked at Harry, "I've always wanted to do that!"
"That actual retail price is.......................................................................... .(A/N Sorry Bob Barker fell asleep.)
Luna Lovegood2 slaps Bob Barker.
"W-What sorry." Bob shook his head and said, "The actual retail price isssssssss........501 DOLLARS!!"
Jafar jumped up and down, "WAHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Yea! I win I win! In your face!!!!! Harry Potter who's the Boy Who Lived now???"
"Jafar, I'm on your team."
"Oh yea. Well in your face Aladdin."
Music began to play and Jafar started to sing, "I win I win, I win I win I win. Aladdin you're the LOSER, I'm the winner, I win I Win I Win." He took a deep breath, "I WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!"
"SHUT UP!!!!!" Harry slapped Jafar around the head. They walked on stage together. "I knew you were the one who started the singing in those stupid movies. BOB! Wake up!"
"W-What sorry."
"Bob! You missed my big show!"
"Oops. I did it again."
"Oh no." Harry whispered.
Bob stood up and started dancing, "Oops I did it again! I fell asleep and missed your song. Oh baba, oops you thought I was awake. I'm not....that...young again!"
Harry said, "Let's get out of here before he falls asleep again or starts singing. Anyway, none of these games look fun."
"Ok Aki Aki pa daaaaaaaaaaaaang-"
Bob notices that they're leaving, "NOOOOOOOOOO don't leave! My ratings, my ratings!" He grabbed onto Jafar just as he finished the 'magic words' and the three of them disappeared in a rush of green smoke.
Anyyyyyyyyyyyway, here's chapter 2!!! ^.^
Chapter 2-Consequences for Stupidity
"All I have to do is say the magic words, and we'll be outta here!" Jafar said.
Harry raised his eyebrows. "What are the 'magic words'?"
"Aki Aki pa daaaaaaaang pooooooolop!"
"Nothins happenin'"
"SHUT UP! I'm new at this! Aki Aki pa daaaaaaaaany tuuuuuulip!"
They disappeared in a rush of purple wind and smoke. When Harry could see again, he was next to Jafar in a field of tulips. "This doesn't LOOK like Diagon Ally."
"Well what does Diaglan Ally look like?"
"DIAGON Alley looks nothing like this."
"Ok I know. Aki Aki pa waaaaaaaaaang waaaaaaaaaaata!"
A rush of BLUE smoke and wind this time. Harry suddenly couldn't breathe because he and Jafar were underwater. They were standing in a grass field, above them there were large flowers that were SUPPOSE to be clouds.
A Yellow, square sponge skipped by with a large pink star shaped starfish. They were holding nets and singing, "JELLYFISHING, JELLYFISHING, JELLYFISHING, JELLYFISHING!"
Harry scowled at Jafar. He smiled and (even though he couldn't breathe), "Aki Aki pa taaaaaaaaaaaaang priiiiiiiiiice!"
A rush of yellow smoke took them both behind strange podiums. An old man, called Bob Barker said to Harry and Jafar, "What's your guess?"
Harry looked confused but Jafar leaned in and said, "500 dollars bob!" Jafar looked at Harry, "I've always wanted to do that!"
"That actual retail price is.......................................................................... .(A/N Sorry Bob Barker fell asleep.)
Luna Lovegood2 slaps Bob Barker.
"W-What sorry." Bob shook his head and said, "The actual retail price isssssssss........501 DOLLARS!!"
Jafar jumped up and down, "WAHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Yea! I win I win! In your face!!!!! Harry Potter who's the Boy Who Lived now???"
"Jafar, I'm on your team."
"Oh yea. Well in your face Aladdin."
Music began to play and Jafar started to sing, "I win I win, I win I win I win. Aladdin you're the LOSER, I'm the winner, I win I Win I Win." He took a deep breath, "I WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!"
"SHUT UP!!!!!" Harry slapped Jafar around the head. They walked on stage together. "I knew you were the one who started the singing in those stupid movies. BOB! Wake up!"
"W-What sorry."
"Bob! You missed my big show!"
"Oops. I did it again."
"Oh no." Harry whispered.
Bob stood up and started dancing, "Oops I did it again! I fell asleep and missed your song. Oh baba, oops you thought I was awake. I'm not....that...young again!"
Harry said, "Let's get out of here before he falls asleep again or starts singing. Anyway, none of these games look fun."
"Ok Aki Aki pa daaaaaaaaaaaaang-"
Bob notices that they're leaving, "NOOOOOOOOOO don't leave! My ratings, my ratings!" He grabbed onto Jafar just as he finished the 'magic words' and the three of them disappeared in a rush of green smoke.