The Worst Ever Fanfic-2

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Thanks to the reviewers.The madness is all for you.

Disclaimer: If you think I own this, you must be on something.

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Setting: New York. Jack and Rose are preparing to marry.

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Rose: Is this not ju;t wonderful?

jack: yeah it is great"!

Rose: It is so cool that we are alive

::Door is opened::

Ruth: You cannot do this to me!!

Rose; Do wut?

Ruth: Wait! I do not want u to marry cal anymore1

Cal: You do not?

Ruth: Nope. I am going to stop my selfish overbearing mom kick.

Rose: Huh?\

Jack: Does this mean she is going to leave us alone?

Ruth: No it means that I am going to be a supportive mom and move in with you because Rose needs me

Rose: I do?

Ruth: Yup, you do. And my skills as a seamstress are not what they used to be, so I need a place to crash.

Cal: So, I do not get your support?

Ruth: Durh

Jack: I just wanna merry Rose!

Rose: yeah and is it not just so cool that a priest is marrying us and we're not even Catholic?

Jack: I know!

Cal: SCREW THIS!! I DO NOT CARE WHO IS ON MY SIDE I'M GOIN PHYSCO!!

Ruth: Dude, chill.

Cal: NO!

Jack: You kno what else is cool? How when we go visit where I'm from I got all these cousins and uncles and stuff, when I saod that I didn't have any relativs left!

Rose: Yep, and I just conveniently have a best friend who ahappens to love you/your old best friend was a chic and she is now my best friend.

Cal: Ah, I am giving up. It is hopeless.

Ruth: Dude.

Cal: Huh?

Jack: Weren't you supposed to be pregnant?

::Rose is now drinking vodka::

Rose: Uh, that……….

Cal: I knew it!

Jack: Let us leave now. We can lie to people and get married later

Rose: Ok.

Cal: I got a say in the kid too!

Rose: No you do not!

Cal: And why not?

Rose: Cause I am convincing Jack it is his!

Jack: do you pppl just think I am not here or something?

Ruth: I am not happy! I am poor!! ::whining::

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Note: Don't you just hate those fics where the author NEVER once pressed spell check?