A/N: Thank you for the reviews and the suggestions. But I didn't use any of them. I'm very sorry.

YYH

"Please let me go!" a tan demon with a star symbol on his forehead, pleaded.

"Not until you tell me where Yukina is!" Hiei said through clenched teeth.

He had managed to capture one of Iseki's descendents and was now threatening him. "I don't know who she is!" the star youkai said, whimpering at the katana's edge.

"She's the koorime that a ningen wished for!" The star demon stopped whimpering and started to think. "You mean that naive koorime that got transported to Ningenkai by a ningen's wish?"

"Yes!"

"Well she's in North America, serving a ningen right now" he said, rather calmly.

"What do you mean by 'serve'?"

"Well the ningen's wish was for somebody naive to be her slave"

"WHAT!"

The star demon winced at Hiei's outburst. Hiei lowered his katana and started to walk away. Then he ran until he was just a blur.

YYH

Kurama and Botan managed to calm down the junior spirit lord down. The Reikai Tantei minus Hiei finally got the details to Yukina's whereabouts. The ecstatic Kuwabara thrust his fist into the air and laughed triumpthly.

"I, the Great Kazuma Kuwabara shall rescueYukina-chan and-"

"Ahem" Koenma interrupted. "I'm afraid that would be rather difficult"

"How? It's only a human, I can always just beat him up and take Yukina back" Kuwabara said.

"But the ningen must be willing to give back-" Koenma started but was interrupted by Kuwabara once again.

"That'll be easy when I'm through with him"

"Yukina by wishing on another Iseki star"

"Can't we just steal her back?" asked Yusuke.

"No! The effect of a wish is too strong on that particular star. You won't be able to get her off that property unless the ningen wished on another Iseki star which will only appear for another ten years."

"Ten years! I can't be away from Yukina for that long!"

Ningenkai

It was now exactly 3 hours and five minutes since I found that girl in my room. It was now 11: 05 p.m. and I found her at 8:00 p.m. Now because she's on my bed, I'm sleeping on the living room couch. I had to wait until my whole family went to sleep to come downstairs because they might find it strange for me to sleep on the lumpy furniture when I had a comfortable bed. But how the hell can I tell them that I have an ice controlling maiden in my room?

Deciding it was too late to think anymore, I put my head on the armrest and closed my eyes, drifting off to sleep...

2:00 " I heard a voice calling me...and someone poking me... I groggily rolled over to avoid the jabbing finger. But the poking continued. Damn it! Leave me alone! When whoever it was stopped poking me, started to shake my shoulder, I thrust out my fist and punched whoever it was.

"OOH!" I heard whoever land on the floor, exclaimed with a deep voice. What the hell? None of my brothers had a deep voice like that. I sat up on the couch, and looked down on the floor where the victim of my punch was laying facedown. Was I dreaming or what? On the floor, seeing what little light from the outside streetlights provided for me was a creature with rough gray skin resembling an elephant's skin. A little bit of really dark greenish hair on the top of his head. I reached over the couch to grab anything to protect myself. My hands grasped around the handle of a ...a fly swatter!

The creature began to stir and I decided to grab the fly swatter anyway. Holding it in front of me, (I swear if I was an anime character, I'd have a whole bunch of sweatdrops running down my head.) I positioned it over my head. I could feel sweat starting to run down the sides of my head. "Wh-who are you?" I said, croakingly. I sound like a frog at that moment.

"I am Iseki, the star youkai or demon or whatever you Americans call us." the creature said in a rough but calming voice. Now I can really see his true form, he had a star symbol in front of his forehead which acted like a flashlight. He had the body shape of the cookie monster except bigger and less furry.

"Wh-what do you want?"

"I am here to tell you the reason for the girl's appearance"

"You mean, Miss Ice Queen upstairs in my room?" Wait a minute! What the hell am I doing here! Didn't he say before that he was a demon? Okay, now I really am hallucinating. Maybe I was dreaming. Better try the old pinching test.

"OWWW!" I quickly covered my mouth and Iseki's with my hand. I listened carefully and sighed. Yep, my mother would definitely notice that. I could hear the thumping noise of her feet running down the stairs. In desperation, I grabbed the star demon or so he says, and threw him on the couch, put the blanket right on top of him and sat on the edge of the couch.

Mom came downstairs holding a plunger, positioning it in front of her in a somewhat menacing way. She flipped on the lightswitch, surprised to see me sitting on the couch, "Ruri, what are you doing here?"

"I live here too, remember?" I frowned deeply, angry for such a dumb response.

"I know that, dear, but why are you doing downstairs in the middle of the night?" she asked, with hands on her hips. I bet she forgot about the noise. Once she gets mad, she forgets about everything else. I was about to answer when the stupid star demon, struggled under the blanket and made muffled noises. Mom tilted her head to look behind me but I tried to block her by shifting my shoulders a little.

"What was that?" she asked suspicously. I shook my head and shrugged my shoulders. "You didn't steal the neighbor's kitten again, did you?"

"Of course not! That was only one time!"

Mom sighed, I could see she was tired. "Okay, whatever you say." and with that she went back upstairs. I sighed heavily, and wiped the sweat off my brow. Thank god tomorrow was Saturday. That means I had plenty of time to deal with Miss Ice Queen and Mr. Star Demon.

YYH

Kuwabara sat on the stoop of his house, he was depressed. The thought of being away from his Yukina for ten years made him sad. Shizuru came walking up the house, a cigarette securely between her lips, spotting her baka brother. She greeted him boredly with a faint of worry in her voice. Very faint.

"What are you doing out here so late? Shouldn't you be sleeping so you can find Yukina tomorrow?" she said, her puffing on her cigarette.

"I can't sleep, sis. I think I should give up. The baby told us that Yukina might not be able to come back to me." he said, beginning to cry. "OW!" he whined, rubbing his head. He glared at the slightly annoyed older sister who just hit him on the side of his head.

"What'd you do that for, bitch!" That earned him another smack. Shizuru regained herself and calmly puffed her small cigarette.

"Sometimes I wonder how you can be my brother. You're a disgrace to the Kuwabara family. If you want your Yukina so much then go get her. Do anything possible to get her back." she said. Kuwabara dried up his tears with his pajama sleeve and hugged her, who pushed him off. "Uh-huh and please buy new pajamas. I don't want anyone to know my baka brother wears Barney pjs that hardly fit anymore."

A/n: Not much comedy but at least it's getting somewhere.