A/N: Thanks for the reviews and I apologize if I offended anyone with the Barney joke. I didn't think anyone would care but apparently I was wrong. Before I go on, I'd like to give you a few things to expect in this and upcoming chapters:

-Iseki explains to me the spell of his star -Iseki tells me something that can blackmail her into working for me -I'm not evil just lazy and who wouldn't want a maid? -My family goes to celebrate my mom's b-day and we're bringing Yukina -I have to explain ningen technology to Yukina (at one point, she'll turn all our clothes pink) -The Yu Yu gang goes to America to find a big surprise -My friend comes over and glomps Kurama

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho. But I do own Iseki and the other random people own themselves.

Warnings: Possible sexuality jokes, strong language, slight Kuwabara and brothers bashing in any chapter.

Ningenkai

I sat up on the couch and thought of the current situation I was currently in. 'Okay, I have a introverted ice-controlling maiden in my room, a star demon sleeping in the bathtub and there is a huge spider on my hand!'

"EEK!" I squeaked, flinging my hand back and forth. The spider landed on the floor and I used my brother's textbook to squish it. I turned the textbook around and saw the spider's guts all over it. 'Ew! Paul's going to kill me. Oh well.' I thought and threw it aside. I got up and started to walk to the kitchen when I glanced at the clock and saw it was almost time for mom to get up.

Then I remembered Iseki, the star demon that was sleeping in the bathtub and whenever mom woke up, the first thing she would do is take a shower.

"Oh, shit!" I ran (and stumbled) up the stairs as fast I could but before I reached the second floor:

"AAAHHH!" a high-pitched scream

then another scream:

"AAAHHH!" a deep-voice scream.

"Mom! I can explain!" I said, frantically now outside the doorway of the bathroom. She looked at me and back to Iseki, screamed then fainted onto me. Even though I caught her, I was about to fall down because of her weight. (A/N: She's not fat but I'm not exactly strong either.) But I didn't fall down, instead my back was arching slightly in thin air, mom's weight against me. My back was stuck in mid-air. I looked over at Iseki and saw that he was lifting one of the hands up as if he put a spell on me.

"Um, thanks. But could you get her off me?"

It's been at least an hour when mom fainted after finding Iseki, she was now resting on her bed. Thankfully, the stupid star demon removed that part of her memory or so he told me and replaced it with another memory. A more normal memory. My mind creep back to the girl in my room. I wonder if she managed to turn my room into a Winter 'Wonderland' yet. I bet my brothers that if I went back to my room, I'd have to walk in with ice-skates.

Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention that my brothers spent the night at their friends' house yesterday. So that means I won't have to explain anything to them. Wait a minute. It might have been fun to see how they would react if they saw Iseki. They'd probably freak out and run out of the house.

"So what were you saying about the girl yesterday?" I asked him, handing him a cup of coffee made by me.

"Well-" he began, took a sip out of my coffee and spat it out. I glared at him, now I was going to have to clean that up.

"Anyway" he said, pushing away his cup of coffee away. "You won't have to clean that up" he said, indicating the mess he just made.

"What do you mean by that?" I asked, staring at the coffee on the floor.

"The koorime in your room-"

"Koorime?"

"Translation: ice apparition. Hold on" he said, then muttered a few words to himself then pressed a finger to my forehead. I felt a warm tingling sensation.

I slapped away his finger and snapped,"What the hell were you doing!"

"I put a spell on you so you could understand and speak Japanese" he explained calmly.

I rubbed my forehead and smiled,"Really?" (A/N: I always wanted to learn Japanese)

"Could you also give magical powers?"

"I could have but you wished for and I quote: 'I wish I have somebody who's so incredibly naive so he/she can do my chores.' "

"How'd you know that?"

"Because that was my star that you wished on."

I glanced at the clock, it was now 11:00 a.m. Iseki just explained everything from why the girl or koorime named Yukina is doing in my world, how I could get her to work for me, some tid-bits about her past and about the effects of his star. When I said 'everything', I mean EVERYTHING. How he was born, how he decided to create the Iseki star and explained about his family, etc. He was still rambling on and on and I couldn't help but yawn once or twice. God, are star demons boring!

The kitchen has a little balcony and I suddenly had a brilliant idea. I stood up and dragged him and the chair he was sitting on, opened the balcony door and threw him, chair and all, over the balcony. I could hear him still talking while he's falling. When I looked down, he disappeared in a cloud of smoke before he landed the ground.

YYH

Koenma sighed, he had an upcoming headache and a certain fire demon and a ningen idiot (Kuwabara) was the cause of it. The Reikai Tentai and the girls decided that the best way to get Yukina back was to go to America. But they would have to find Hiei so they could locate exactly where she was. After all, America was a big country. Their favorite naive koorime could be anywhere. But with Hiei around, who has the same blood as she, could easily track her down. For Koenma had given them a new device. This particular kind of device can track down anybody you wanted but only the person or demon (whatever) who has the same blood as the one missing can use it.

Ningenkai

I gulped, walking upstairs to my room and opened the door. She was still sitting the same position as yesterday and she looked tired. After hearing about her past, I couldn't help but feel sad and guilty. I mean, having your mom die and never knowing who your dad was must be pretty hard. Now she even has a goal that she never had been able to achieve but one goal that I can help her with for a price. I love it when I sound so evil! But then again I sounded like those perverts on T.V. who would help a girl in exchange for sex. (A/N: See? Told ya there was some sexuality joke. There's no Yukina/Me romance if that's what you're thinking. I'm a straight girl.)

I shook my head,'Why the hell am I thinking about that!' (A/N: I have the weirdest thoughts)

"Good morning, Yukina." I said, smiling at her, looking at her look of shock.

"How'd you know my name?" she asked, gasping.

"It's not really important." I said nonchalantly. "Hey I'm Ruri."

"What am I doing here?"

"Well-"

"MOM! We're home!" I heard my brothers yell from the downstairs.

'Oh, shit! They're home!'

"Ruri!" I heard my mom yell from her room.

'Oh, great! Now mom's awake!'

"Quick! You have to hide! Take down your shield!" I said frantically to Yukina. But she didn't obey, I knew she didn't trust me. She probably thought I was going to hurt her.

Next chapter: This Saturday...hopefully