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Animezing Race 2 Chapter 2
~*At night, in the hotel*~
Sesshomaru: *sneaks out of his room*
Miroku: Psst!!! Kitty!!! Over here!!!
Sesshomaru: My precious monk!
Miroku: Shhh!!! Keep it down.
Sesshomaru: Oh how I've missed you!
*They go back to Miroku's room*
Sesshomaru: *cuddle session* ^_~
Miroku: Oh kitty, you naughty thing.
*"Noises"*
*censored*
~*In Megumi and Naru's room*~
*giggle giggle*
Megumi: I had no idea you had a thing for Kei-kun.
Naru: Well I have alw--
*knock at the door*
Naru: *opens the door*
Hiei: Can you two keep it down? We are TRYING to sleep! That's what you DO at night!!!
Naru: Well, sor-ry!!! *slams the door in his face*
Megumi: *alredy asleep*
~*In Jenny and Kitsune's room*~
Kitsune: Yo! Ho! Yo! Ho! A lush's life for me!!! Guh.
*30 empty bottles scattered across the room*
Jenny: You said it.
*Yet another knock at a door*
Hiei: *yells through the door* WE are TRYING to sleep!!! Will you please keep it down!!!
Jenny: Tamade.F off ya three-eyed freak!!!
Hiei: *Magic crap* KABOOM!!! *breaks down the door*
Jenny: *throws an empty bottle at Hiei, rendering him unconscious* That was easy.
Kitsune: *drags him out of the room and fixes the door*
Jenny: *passes out*
Kitsune: *passes out next to her*
~*In Kenshin and Anne's room*~
Kenshin: I am gonna get you!!!
Anne: No way! I am really good at this!!!
Kenshin: Guh.
Anne: Hehehe.do you like that?
Kenshin: Yes! I mean no.
Anne: Well I have 300 more points that you!!! *plays video game with Kenshin*
Kenshin: Not for long.*beats her by 500 points*
Anne: DAMN!!! *turns off the video game* Now it's time to have some REAL fun!!! *winks*
Kenshin: Uh.'-';
Anne: *picks up 2 pillows and throws one at Kenshin* PILLOW FIGHT!!!
~*The Next Morning*~
Mai: OK!!! It's time for the clue as to what today's destination will be!!! The clue is: What has stairs to hold a giant, what has green rolling hills, and what has a rock you can kiss?
Anne: I think I know what it is.YEAH!!! *whispers in Seta's ear*
Seta: I can get us there!!!
Mai: If you know where I am talking about, then meet me in the capital of that place.
Teams 2 and 3: Where is it?
Team 1: We're not TELLING!!! *drives off*
Team 2: FOLLOW THAT CAR!!!
Team 3: Huh??? OH, YES!!! FOLLOW THAT CAR!!! *Inu Yasha drives*
Jenny and Kitsune: *still passed out, in the back of the car*
~*Team 1*~
Anne: *plays Pokemon sapphire version*
Kenshin: Can I play?
Anne: NO!!! I am trying to beat a gym leader!!!
Kenshin: .-_-;
Seta: Keep it down! Yuusuke's trying to hack into the intercom system.
*Team 1 listens*
*Connects to car 2*
Kurama: Ever since I set eyes on you, I have loved you my darling.
Miroku: Aw.that is so sweet, honey.
Kurama: I.I.*starts crying*.I.I LOVE YOU!!!
Miroku: I LOVE YOU TOO!!!
Sesshomaru: MIROKU!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!
Miroku: WTF? Where is Kitty's voice coming from?
Sesshomaru: : X
Yuusuke: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BLEW OUR COVER!!!
Sesshomaru: Miroku! How can you do this to me?
Miroku: What are you talking about?
Sesshomaru: You were professing your love to Kurama!
Miroku: Oh, I'm sorry we we're acting out a story from one of... uh... Keitaros *cough* porn *cough* books. Sesshomaru: I am sorry my precious monk!!!
Miroku: KITTY!!!
Yuusuke: *Closes connection* I am getting sick.*opens window and hurls*
Sesshomaru: How dare you not let me talk to my monk!!!
Seta: You guys cut it out!!!
All: *shuts up*
~*Car 2*~
Kurama: How much do you really need me here with you?
Miroku: More than the stars in the sky.Who wrote this, anyways???
Kurama: I know it's so cheesy.
Miroku: Nuh uh!!! It's so beautiful!!!
Kurama: XD. Are we there yet?
Sano: Bubbles.
Keitaro: Almost to Dublin!!!
Amy: Thank god!!!
Everyone except Amy in car 2: AHHHHHHH!!! Where did YOU come from???
Amy: Um.I was in that big bag in the trunk.
Keitaro: So THAT'S why it was so warm in my room last night.
Sano: Bubbles.
Miroku: Guh.
~*Car 3*~
Jenny: We're there!!!
Inu Yasha: Um.this doesn't look like Ireland.*sees a guy on a camel ride by*
Jenny: Ireland? OOOOOOOOOOOH!!! So THAT'S where we were supposed to go!!!
Hiei: I am tired of us always ending up in the wrong place!!!
Jenny: Fine! Do you want to drive now???
Inu Yasha: He should drive.I am still sick from when we were driving across Russia.Besides, Hiei has three eyes, he should be able to drive a little better than Jenny.
Jenny: Whatever, dude. Fine Hiei! You're driving!!!
Hiei: Finally this team has good leadership.
Jenny: Excuse me?
Hiei: Never mind. (Deaf baka.) *drives towards Ireland*
~*Team 4*~
*Still underwater, somewhere in the Yellow Sea*
Mai: *Arrives in Dublin to find that Team 1 is already there*
~*Team 1*~
*Has been in Dublin for 2 hours*
Anne: You'd think that team 2 and 3 would be smart enough to carry a world map. *talks to the camera in their car which records everything that happens so they don't have to hire a camera guy (Bob got promoted to producer.)*
Mai: Anyroad.
Anne: SHUT UP!!! *gets out her bokken* KUROI NAMI!!! *a black wave of darkness envelops Mai and a scream is heard from the inside of the wave*
Mai: THE VOICES!!! MAKE THEM STOP!!!
*The wave fades away and Mai is lying there*
Anne: You ok? Sorry my inner demon took me over.
Mai: *in gruff voice* Yeah.I'm ok.*cough cough*
*Team 2 arrives*
Miroku: Sessy!!!
Sesshomaru: Miroku!!! *glomp*
Mai: ACK!!! My parents are.are.*beep*ing!!! *faints*
*CENSORED*
Anne: *sits there laughing* This is so damn yummy. I mean funny. Yeah, funny. Ehehe... ^^;;
Kenshin: Ew.*hurls*
Anne: *hoses Sesshomaru and Miroku down like fighting dogs*
*Team 3 arrives after 3 hours*
Jenny: *waves unidentified bottle under Mai's nose again*
Mai: *punches Jenny* STOP DOING THAT!!!
Jenny: Why you-
Mai: Sorry, Master! *cowers in fear*
Anne: Mmhmm.typical.*shakes head, walks away* Oh yeah!!! It's time for a commercial break!!! Woo!
*~~~~~*~~~*~~~~~*
Inu-Yasha: Have you ever been walking down the street when something like THIS happens? *the camera shifts over to Jenny walking down the street* *The Flower jumps out of nowhere and yells:* I'm BEYONDE straight!!! Jenny: AHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs away screaming* Inu-Yasha: If it hasn't, it will eventually. So to prevent these horrible and terrifying incidents from occurring, the Cesta Corporation is in the process of developing a repellant for it. If you need any money and are under the age of 18, are heterosexual, and are not bulimic, then please call 1-800-BEYONDE STRAIGHT that's 1-800-B-E-Y-O-N-D-E-S-T-R-A-I-G-H-T to apply for a free consultation. Thank you.
*~~~~~*~~~*~~~~~*
Anne: *twitches* that commercial, equals scary.
Jenny: *Has a seizure*
Mai: *stutters* W-welcome b-back t-to The An-Anime-mezing Race 2.
Anne: Jenny! Slap me in the face!!!
Jenny: *slaps Anne in the face*
Anne: *returns to normal* Ok, teams!!! It's time to hit the road!!! *hands envelopes to all the drivers* In these envelopes are pieces of a map. One team will have a larger piece but the other two pieces will be more helpful in finding where the next destination is. When we arrive, we will have a challenge instead of driving around for awhile.
This is the end of Chapter 2. Hope you guys liked it!!! ^^
Animezing Race 2 Chapter 2
~*At night, in the hotel*~
Sesshomaru: *sneaks out of his room*
Miroku: Psst!!! Kitty!!! Over here!!!
Sesshomaru: My precious monk!
Miroku: Shhh!!! Keep it down.
Sesshomaru: Oh how I've missed you!
*They go back to Miroku's room*
Sesshomaru: *cuddle session* ^_~
Miroku: Oh kitty, you naughty thing.
*"Noises"*
*censored*
~*In Megumi and Naru's room*~
*giggle giggle*
Megumi: I had no idea you had a thing for Kei-kun.
Naru: Well I have alw--
*knock at the door*
Naru: *opens the door*
Hiei: Can you two keep it down? We are TRYING to sleep! That's what you DO at night!!!
Naru: Well, sor-ry!!! *slams the door in his face*
Megumi: *alredy asleep*
~*In Jenny and Kitsune's room*~
Kitsune: Yo! Ho! Yo! Ho! A lush's life for me!!! Guh.
*30 empty bottles scattered across the room*
Jenny: You said it.
*Yet another knock at a door*
Hiei: *yells through the door* WE are TRYING to sleep!!! Will you please keep it down!!!
Jenny: Tamade.F off ya three-eyed freak!!!
Hiei: *Magic crap* KABOOM!!! *breaks down the door*
Jenny: *throws an empty bottle at Hiei, rendering him unconscious* That was easy.
Kitsune: *drags him out of the room and fixes the door*
Jenny: *passes out*
Kitsune: *passes out next to her*
~*In Kenshin and Anne's room*~
Kenshin: I am gonna get you!!!
Anne: No way! I am really good at this!!!
Kenshin: Guh.
Anne: Hehehe.do you like that?
Kenshin: Yes! I mean no.
Anne: Well I have 300 more points that you!!! *plays video game with Kenshin*
Kenshin: Not for long.*beats her by 500 points*
Anne: DAMN!!! *turns off the video game* Now it's time to have some REAL fun!!! *winks*
Kenshin: Uh.'-';
Anne: *picks up 2 pillows and throws one at Kenshin* PILLOW FIGHT!!!
~*The Next Morning*~
Mai: OK!!! It's time for the clue as to what today's destination will be!!! The clue is: What has stairs to hold a giant, what has green rolling hills, and what has a rock you can kiss?
Anne: I think I know what it is.YEAH!!! *whispers in Seta's ear*
Seta: I can get us there!!!
Mai: If you know where I am talking about, then meet me in the capital of that place.
Teams 2 and 3: Where is it?
Team 1: We're not TELLING!!! *drives off*
Team 2: FOLLOW THAT CAR!!!
Team 3: Huh??? OH, YES!!! FOLLOW THAT CAR!!! *Inu Yasha drives*
Jenny and Kitsune: *still passed out, in the back of the car*
~*Team 1*~
Anne: *plays Pokemon sapphire version*
Kenshin: Can I play?
Anne: NO!!! I am trying to beat a gym leader!!!
Kenshin: .-_-;
Seta: Keep it down! Yuusuke's trying to hack into the intercom system.
*Team 1 listens*
*Connects to car 2*
Kurama: Ever since I set eyes on you, I have loved you my darling.
Miroku: Aw.that is so sweet, honey.
Kurama: I.I.*starts crying*.I.I LOVE YOU!!!
Miroku: I LOVE YOU TOO!!!
Sesshomaru: MIROKU!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!
Miroku: WTF? Where is Kitty's voice coming from?
Sesshomaru: : X
Yuusuke: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BLEW OUR COVER!!!
Sesshomaru: Miroku! How can you do this to me?
Miroku: What are you talking about?
Sesshomaru: You were professing your love to Kurama!
Miroku: Oh, I'm sorry we we're acting out a story from one of... uh... Keitaros *cough* porn *cough* books. Sesshomaru: I am sorry my precious monk!!!
Miroku: KITTY!!!
Yuusuke: *Closes connection* I am getting sick.*opens window and hurls*
Sesshomaru: How dare you not let me talk to my monk!!!
Seta: You guys cut it out!!!
All: *shuts up*
~*Car 2*~
Kurama: How much do you really need me here with you?
Miroku: More than the stars in the sky.Who wrote this, anyways???
Kurama: I know it's so cheesy.
Miroku: Nuh uh!!! It's so beautiful!!!
Kurama: XD. Are we there yet?
Sano: Bubbles.
Keitaro: Almost to Dublin!!!
Amy: Thank god!!!
Everyone except Amy in car 2: AHHHHHHH!!! Where did YOU come from???
Amy: Um.I was in that big bag in the trunk.
Keitaro: So THAT'S why it was so warm in my room last night.
Sano: Bubbles.
Miroku: Guh.
~*Car 3*~
Jenny: We're there!!!
Inu Yasha: Um.this doesn't look like Ireland.*sees a guy on a camel ride by*
Jenny: Ireland? OOOOOOOOOOOH!!! So THAT'S where we were supposed to go!!!
Hiei: I am tired of us always ending up in the wrong place!!!
Jenny: Fine! Do you want to drive now???
Inu Yasha: He should drive.I am still sick from when we were driving across Russia.Besides, Hiei has three eyes, he should be able to drive a little better than Jenny.
Jenny: Whatever, dude. Fine Hiei! You're driving!!!
Hiei: Finally this team has good leadership.
Jenny: Excuse me?
Hiei: Never mind. (Deaf baka.) *drives towards Ireland*
~*Team 4*~
*Still underwater, somewhere in the Yellow Sea*
Mai: *Arrives in Dublin to find that Team 1 is already there*
~*Team 1*~
*Has been in Dublin for 2 hours*
Anne: You'd think that team 2 and 3 would be smart enough to carry a world map. *talks to the camera in their car which records everything that happens so they don't have to hire a camera guy (Bob got promoted to producer.)*
Mai: Anyroad.
Anne: SHUT UP!!! *gets out her bokken* KUROI NAMI!!! *a black wave of darkness envelops Mai and a scream is heard from the inside of the wave*
Mai: THE VOICES!!! MAKE THEM STOP!!!
*The wave fades away and Mai is lying there*
Anne: You ok? Sorry my inner demon took me over.
Mai: *in gruff voice* Yeah.I'm ok.*cough cough*
*Team 2 arrives*
Miroku: Sessy!!!
Sesshomaru: Miroku!!! *glomp*
Mai: ACK!!! My parents are.are.*beep*ing!!! *faints*
*CENSORED*
Anne: *sits there laughing* This is so damn yummy. I mean funny. Yeah, funny. Ehehe... ^^;;
Kenshin: Ew.*hurls*
Anne: *hoses Sesshomaru and Miroku down like fighting dogs*
*Team 3 arrives after 3 hours*
Jenny: *waves unidentified bottle under Mai's nose again*
Mai: *punches Jenny* STOP DOING THAT!!!
Jenny: Why you-
Mai: Sorry, Master! *cowers in fear*
Anne: Mmhmm.typical.*shakes head, walks away* Oh yeah!!! It's time for a commercial break!!! Woo!
*~~~~~*~~~*~~~~~*
Inu-Yasha: Have you ever been walking down the street when something like THIS happens? *the camera shifts over to Jenny walking down the street* *The Flower jumps out of nowhere and yells:* I'm BEYONDE straight!!! Jenny: AHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs away screaming* Inu-Yasha: If it hasn't, it will eventually. So to prevent these horrible and terrifying incidents from occurring, the Cesta Corporation is in the process of developing a repellant for it. If you need any money and are under the age of 18, are heterosexual, and are not bulimic, then please call 1-800-BEYONDE STRAIGHT that's 1-800-B-E-Y-O-N-D-E-S-T-R-A-I-G-H-T to apply for a free consultation. Thank you.
*~~~~~*~~~*~~~~~*
Anne: *twitches* that commercial, equals scary.
Jenny: *Has a seizure*
Mai: *stutters* W-welcome b-back t-to The An-Anime-mezing Race 2.
Anne: Jenny! Slap me in the face!!!
Jenny: *slaps Anne in the face*
Anne: *returns to normal* Ok, teams!!! It's time to hit the road!!! *hands envelopes to all the drivers* In these envelopes are pieces of a map. One team will have a larger piece but the other two pieces will be more helpful in finding where the next destination is. When we arrive, we will have a challenge instead of driving around for awhile.
This is the end of Chapter 2. Hope you guys liked it!!! ^^