Disclaimer:
Ganondorf: You are a liar, backsplash007! In truth, you do NOT own SSBM!
MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
backsplash007: I know that.
Ganondorf: Oh.
Ha ha! Chapter 3 is up, with much brainstorming. I need help - PLEASE R&R!!!
You're right, guys. Marth isn't as stupid as I made him look. But don't worry - he gets better!!!! So no flames! And cookies go to all reviewers so far. Thanks!
And now...(drum roll)... without further ado... CHAPTER THREE!!!!!
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"Okay," Zelda commanded. "We'll break up in groups and search everywhere. Group 1: Me, Peach, and Young Link."
"Why... why me?" Young Link moaned. "WHY?!?"
Zelda giggled. "We have to... BABYSIT YOU!" She pushed a wailing Young Link over to Peach. "Group Two... Ganondorf, Bowser, Captain Falcon, Yoshi, Mario, and Luigi," She went on.
The crowd of smashers sat and stared - except for the shocked and angry members of Group Two. They had risen up indignantly.
"WHAT!?!?!" They screamed.
"You can hurt each other if one of you does something wrong!" Zelda explained briskly.
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" Mario yelled.
Bowser shouted, "For once I agree with the guy!"
"And I don't want to get killed by rampaging smashers!" Captain Falcon cried.
"It is not stupid! Like I said, you can hurt each other if one of you does something wrong!" Zelda argued.
Watching the argument, Link muttered to Roy, "Zelda gets some pretty crazy ideas sometimes."
"You're telling me," Roy whispered back.
Then something extremely peculiar happened. Marth calmly stood up from his chair and sat down on the floor, Indian style. He broke out into a series of noises. "Om... om...om..." He was lifted from the floor. While levitating, he said in a deep Indian voice, "We search in peace, we shall not hurt." Then he continued his om-ming.
The smashers watched, unsure of what to do. Roy stared at Link. "Link, what did you do to him?"
"N-n-nothing, I s-s-s-swear!!" Link stammered. "I seriously didn't do anything!"
"Hey, it's improvement!" Roy said. "Better than his usual self!"
"Maybe he got hit in the head and suddenly became really philosophic and smart?" Luigi suggested timidly.
"Probably," Roy said. "Let's leave him like this."
"Yeah, I second that," Zelda said.
"What says the jury?" Link bellowed in a judge-like tone.
The smashers huddled in a circle and whispered to each other. They nodded their heads. Peach straightened up. "The jury motions to keep Marth the way he is right now."
"AGREED!" said Link.
"Right then," Zelda said. "Group Three is made up of Mewtwo, Pikachu, Samus, Fox, and Kirby." She gave the last member a dirty look.
"Right back at ya, Lady Snob!" Kirby said.
Zelda glared at him. "Why you little..." She leaped for him. And a fight started between them.
"CATFIGHT!!!" Roy yelled. He looked at Link. "This might take a while."
"Yeah," Link agreed. "But..." He looked up and stared.
Marth, who until the fight had been doing his om-mings, had risen into the air above the fight. He stretched his hands out and grabbed Kirby with one hand and Zelda with the other. "WE DO NOT FIGHT!" he yelled. Then he dropped the two on the floor and continued his om-ming.
"Owww..." they mumbled, inspecting their bruises.
Mewtwo rose into the air next to Marth. "Good job, Marth. Thanks for speeding up the process."
Marth looked into Mewtwo's eyes. "I keep the peace."
"Okay..." Mewtwo seated himself in his chair again. "Since Zelda is checking her injuries, Group Four is Nana, Popo, Ness, Dr. Mario, and Pichu."
"Excellent!" Dr. Mario cried. "I can take care of the little ones!"
"You're a GOOD group chooser, Mewtwo." Ness said.
"Thank you," Mewtwo replied. "And last, Group Five is Marth, Link, and Roy."
"Sorry guys," he apologized to Roy and Link. "But you two know Marth the best out of all of us."
"That's okay," Roy quickly said. "We'll just let him do his Indian thing and see if he finds anything while we look."
"Riiiiiiight," Link said. "What Roy said."
"Hey!" Zelda had finished checking her bruises. "I was supposed to organize the groups! Mewtwo!"
"Oh well," Mewtwo said casually. "Let's start the search."
"Fine," Zelda said, tossing her hair. "Let's go, guys!"
Everybody went to the different sections of the SSBM mansion to search.
"Jigglypuff? Jigglypuff, where are you?"
"Jigglypuff!!!!"
"Pika chu pika pika pika chu chu!"
"Oh Jigglypuff!"
************************ Four hours later ***************************
The smashers collapsed into chairs in the lounge - without Jigglypuff.
"Four hours, and no luck at all!" Peach cried.
Nana wailed, "Where, oh where could she be?"
"Well, we found a place she could be," a voice came from the door. Everyone looked up. Link, Marth, and Roy had entered the lounge. Marth was now standing on the ground (whew!).
"Whatever do you mean?" Zelda asked.
"Well, under Jigglypuff's bed, we found a... well... sort of.....black hole, if you will," Marth said.
"So you're back to normal, Marth?" Samus asked.
"Yes," Marth grinned.
"But surprisingly not as stupid," Roy commented.
"Black hole?" Zelda questioned. "What black hole?"
"Like Marth said, it was under her bed. We have no clue whatsoever of where it leads." Link said.
"Ooh!" Ness exclaimed.
"Uh huh." Roy said.
Zelda stood up. "This calls for a court session, with Link as the judge, of course. I propose we send out a group to go through this black hole!"
"I second that!" Peach stood up.
"All in favor?" Link cried.
One by one, the smashers raised their hands.
"Who shall be the members of the group?" Link questioned.
This time, Kirby stood up. "I propose that we send Marth, Roy, Link, and Mewtwo!"
"Why us?" Roy asked.
"Because you three were the ones that found the hole, and you are quite strong. Mewtwo because he is strong and he can translate!" Kirby replied.
Mewtwo agreed. "That makes sense."
Again, Link bellowed, "ALL IN FAVOR?"
"Yes!" cried the jury.
"Okay," said Link. "We shall be the ones to go."
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I like this one better than the other two. And waaaaay longer, no?
I still need ideas! And I still have more cookies! So... * da da dum * R&R!!!
Ganondorf: You are a liar, backsplash007! In truth, you do NOT own SSBM!
MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
backsplash007: I know that.
Ganondorf: Oh.
Ha ha! Chapter 3 is up, with much brainstorming. I need help - PLEASE R&R!!!
You're right, guys. Marth isn't as stupid as I made him look. But don't worry - he gets better!!!! So no flames! And cookies go to all reviewers so far. Thanks!
And now...(drum roll)... without further ado... CHAPTER THREE!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Okay," Zelda commanded. "We'll break up in groups and search everywhere. Group 1: Me, Peach, and Young Link."
"Why... why me?" Young Link moaned. "WHY?!?"
Zelda giggled. "We have to... BABYSIT YOU!" She pushed a wailing Young Link over to Peach. "Group Two... Ganondorf, Bowser, Captain Falcon, Yoshi, Mario, and Luigi," She went on.
The crowd of smashers sat and stared - except for the shocked and angry members of Group Two. They had risen up indignantly.
"WHAT!?!?!" They screamed.
"You can hurt each other if one of you does something wrong!" Zelda explained briskly.
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" Mario yelled.
Bowser shouted, "For once I agree with the guy!"
"And I don't want to get killed by rampaging smashers!" Captain Falcon cried.
"It is not stupid! Like I said, you can hurt each other if one of you does something wrong!" Zelda argued.
Watching the argument, Link muttered to Roy, "Zelda gets some pretty crazy ideas sometimes."
"You're telling me," Roy whispered back.
Then something extremely peculiar happened. Marth calmly stood up from his chair and sat down on the floor, Indian style. He broke out into a series of noises. "Om... om...om..." He was lifted from the floor. While levitating, he said in a deep Indian voice, "We search in peace, we shall not hurt." Then he continued his om-ming.
The smashers watched, unsure of what to do. Roy stared at Link. "Link, what did you do to him?"
"N-n-nothing, I s-s-s-swear!!" Link stammered. "I seriously didn't do anything!"
"Hey, it's improvement!" Roy said. "Better than his usual self!"
"Maybe he got hit in the head and suddenly became really philosophic and smart?" Luigi suggested timidly.
"Probably," Roy said. "Let's leave him like this."
"Yeah, I second that," Zelda said.
"What says the jury?" Link bellowed in a judge-like tone.
The smashers huddled in a circle and whispered to each other. They nodded their heads. Peach straightened up. "The jury motions to keep Marth the way he is right now."
"AGREED!" said Link.
"Right then," Zelda said. "Group Three is made up of Mewtwo, Pikachu, Samus, Fox, and Kirby." She gave the last member a dirty look.
"Right back at ya, Lady Snob!" Kirby said.
Zelda glared at him. "Why you little..." She leaped for him. And a fight started between them.
"CATFIGHT!!!" Roy yelled. He looked at Link. "This might take a while."
"Yeah," Link agreed. "But..." He looked up and stared.
Marth, who until the fight had been doing his om-mings, had risen into the air above the fight. He stretched his hands out and grabbed Kirby with one hand and Zelda with the other. "WE DO NOT FIGHT!" he yelled. Then he dropped the two on the floor and continued his om-ming.
"Owww..." they mumbled, inspecting their bruises.
Mewtwo rose into the air next to Marth. "Good job, Marth. Thanks for speeding up the process."
Marth looked into Mewtwo's eyes. "I keep the peace."
"Okay..." Mewtwo seated himself in his chair again. "Since Zelda is checking her injuries, Group Four is Nana, Popo, Ness, Dr. Mario, and Pichu."
"Excellent!" Dr. Mario cried. "I can take care of the little ones!"
"You're a GOOD group chooser, Mewtwo." Ness said.
"Thank you," Mewtwo replied. "And last, Group Five is Marth, Link, and Roy."
"Sorry guys," he apologized to Roy and Link. "But you two know Marth the best out of all of us."
"That's okay," Roy quickly said. "We'll just let him do his Indian thing and see if he finds anything while we look."
"Riiiiiiight," Link said. "What Roy said."
"Hey!" Zelda had finished checking her bruises. "I was supposed to organize the groups! Mewtwo!"
"Oh well," Mewtwo said casually. "Let's start the search."
"Fine," Zelda said, tossing her hair. "Let's go, guys!"
Everybody went to the different sections of the SSBM mansion to search.
"Jigglypuff? Jigglypuff, where are you?"
"Jigglypuff!!!!"
"Pika chu pika pika pika chu chu!"
"Oh Jigglypuff!"
************************ Four hours later ***************************
The smashers collapsed into chairs in the lounge - without Jigglypuff.
"Four hours, and no luck at all!" Peach cried.
Nana wailed, "Where, oh where could she be?"
"Well, we found a place she could be," a voice came from the door. Everyone looked up. Link, Marth, and Roy had entered the lounge. Marth was now standing on the ground (whew!).
"Whatever do you mean?" Zelda asked.
"Well, under Jigglypuff's bed, we found a... well... sort of.....black hole, if you will," Marth said.
"So you're back to normal, Marth?" Samus asked.
"Yes," Marth grinned.
"But surprisingly not as stupid," Roy commented.
"Black hole?" Zelda questioned. "What black hole?"
"Like Marth said, it was under her bed. We have no clue whatsoever of where it leads." Link said.
"Ooh!" Ness exclaimed.
"Uh huh." Roy said.
Zelda stood up. "This calls for a court session, with Link as the judge, of course. I propose we send out a group to go through this black hole!"
"I second that!" Peach stood up.
"All in favor?" Link cried.
One by one, the smashers raised their hands.
"Who shall be the members of the group?" Link questioned.
This time, Kirby stood up. "I propose that we send Marth, Roy, Link, and Mewtwo!"
"Why us?" Roy asked.
"Because you three were the ones that found the hole, and you are quite strong. Mewtwo because he is strong and he can translate!" Kirby replied.
Mewtwo agreed. "That makes sense."
Again, Link bellowed, "ALL IN FAVOR?"
"Yes!" cried the jury.
"Okay," said Link. "We shall be the ones to go."
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I like this one better than the other two. And waaaaay longer, no?
I still need ideas! And I still have more cookies! So... * da da dum * R&R!!!