Disclaimer: Why can't we just write this stupid disclaimer ONCE in each
fic?? WHY?!? Oh well. I don't own anything in this fic.
***Cookie goes to Mewtwo's Maid because she gave me the teddy bear idea.***
Chapter four!!! I think I'm getting better at this fic business!!!!
Bowser: Cough cough hack hack!
backsplash007: Hey, come back here, stupid turtle!
Finally, I get chapter four up!!! A week may not seem so long to you, but it definitely does for me!!!!!!
* Ahem * So...
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"Okay," said Link. "We shall be the ones to go."
"Oh, Link!" Zelda sighed. "You're so brave!!!" She put her lips to his, in a kiss that seemed to last forever.
"Awwwww..." everyone said.
"Cover your eyes, Young Link," Peach said. (o_O)
"WHAT?!?! I'm not that young!" Young Link argued.
Meanwhile, Zelda was still kissing Link. Link was rapidly losing air. His face began to turn purple. He pushed Zelda away, hard, and tried to gain some air.
"Oh, sorry, Link," Zelda said. "I didn't mean to choke you!"
"Uh huh. Sure," Marth muttered under his breath.
Mewtwo took charge. "Enough with the mushiness. The four of us will leave tomorrow. In the meantime, we'll get supplies."
"Right," said Marth, Roy, and Link, who had finally gotten enough oxygen to speak. The four headed off to their rooms.
"Make sure that you don't bring too much," Zelda called after them.
"Yeah, yeah. Whatever," they yelled back.
"You're only worried about Link," Kirby accused. "You don't CARE about Mewtwo, Marth, and Roy!"
"Of course I do!" Zelda retorted back. "I care as much about Marth, Roy, and Mewtwo as I do about Link!"
"You do?" Peach asked, looking surprised.
"Not really," Zelda replied. "But I had to say something to that pink brat."
(Sorry, Marth, Roy, and Mewtwo lovers, I don't like Link much either. And I'm starting to get tired of Link/Zelda romances. But it seemed fitting for Zelda to say that. And it's her choice, not mine. So no flames please, kay?)
"Who are you calling a brat?" Kirby screamed, throwing a sponge at Zelda. (o_O)
"YOU!!!!" Zelda screamed back. She grabbed Kirby by his stomach (which is basically his whole body) and started to punch him.
But before the two could start really fighting, Samus cut in. She had gotten tired of their constant fighting (and frankly, so have I) and wanted to get rid of the madness once and for all. "SHUT UP, YOU TWO!!! I AM TIRED OF YOUR USELESS FIGHTING!!!!"
(Thank you, Samus, you just saved us all...)
The two stopped short. They turned their heads to look at the furious Samus, and they froze when they saw her enraged face. She said in a dangerously calm voice, "If you two keep fighting like this, Link, Marth, Mewtwo, and Roy will never get their food and supplies they need for the trip.
Kirby and Zelda nodded without making a sound. They scurried away in opposite directions.
Samus, Fox, and Falco looked after them. "Good job!" said Fox. "You definitely got rid of that problem!"
"Yeah," Falco agreed. "Good job!"
"Thanks," said Samus, beaming. "I just couldn't really stand it anymore."
"Neither could we," said everyone else.
"Yeah, really good job," Ganondorf said.
"Yep-a, you-a really did-a good-a job-a," said Mario.
"Hey, how did you suddenly get your accent back?" someone asked.
"I-a don't know-a," Mario said, shaking his head. (Woohoo, a rhyme!)
"Anyways," said Bowser, "Good job."
"Okay, I get that I did a good job," Samus said. "You don't have to tell me again."
"Yeah, really good job you just did, Samus," Captain Falcon said.
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!" everyone (Samus being the loudest) screamed.
"Okay, okay," protested Falcon. "Just wanted to tell you."
*************************The next day******************************
"And bottled water, and some trail mix, and some turnips..." Zelda continued as she stuffed food into the travelers' backpacks.
"Turnips?" Roy asked.
"Er... turnips? PEACH!!!" Zelda yelled.
After they finished packing, the other smashers bid them farewell.
"Oh, Link, I will miss you!" Zelda cried.
"I'll miss you too, Zel. Just don't give me one of those oxygen-sucking kisses, okay?"
"Pika chu chu pika piiiiii!" Pikachu said to Mewtwo. {I hope you find Jigglypuff soon!}
"So do I," Mewtwo muttered.
"Isn't anyone going to say goodbye to us?" Roy asked indignantly.
"I will," Peach came up to him, smiling. "I hope you are kept safe, Roy."
Roy blushed. "Er, thanks, Peach!"
Samus walked up to Marth. "Don't do anything stupid, Marth." She said warmly. And to Marth's great surprise, she gave him a hug. "I won't," he said, turning crimson.
After the long goodbyes, the four smashers prepared themselves for the plunge into the black hole, as the others looked on.
"Okay," said Link. "On the count of three, we jump in. One, two..."
"Hiyas!" Captain Falcon said loudly. He had just come from bed. "Have I missed anything?"
The smashers glared at him. Marth yelled, "You just ruined our jumping point!!!!"
"Jumping point?" asked Falcon. "What jumping point?"
"Just go," Samus sighed.
"Okay," Link repeated, after sending an evil look at Falcon. "One... two... THREE!"
Mewtwo, Marth, Link, and Roy disappeared from view as they dived into the hole. "I hope they are okay." Peach whispered.
Inside the hole, the smashers were getting accustomed to their surroundings. Which was pitch black.
"How far does this hole go?" Roy yelled through the darkness.
"Your guess is as good as mine," Link yelled back.
"Use your psychic powers, Mewtwo!" Marth said somewhere in the black.
"Okay," said Mewtwo. He focused his mind on the hole, and tried to see how far it was down. But he could not. "It's not working!" he yelled.
"What do you mean 'It's not working!'!?!" Marth screamed.
"I don't - AHHHHH!" Mewtwo shrieked.
"What's - WHAT IS THAT!?!?" Link howled.
The four smashers were being hit by something. It felt like bullets to them. But of course, they weren't, otherwise they'd be dead by now. Marth finally managed to grab one of the unidentified objects.
"It's a - teddy bear?" Marth managed to gasp.
The others put out their hands and seized more of the - er - teddy bears.
"What do they think we are?" Roy yelled indignantly. "Kindergarteners?"
"Who exactly is 'they', Roy?" Link asked calmly.
"The - the - the people that are doing this to us!!!" Roy screamed back.
"Well, it definitely seems like Jigglypuff," Mewtwo said. "Teddy bears? You all know she was like a two year old."
"Yeah," agreed Link. "It does seem like her."
"OWWW!!" Marth yelled. "One of the teddy bears plastic eyes hit me on the head!" (o_O)
"That's nice, Marth," Roy said.
"How long have we been fumuffblebul." Link tried to ask, but he got a teddy bear in his mouth.
"What?" Roy asked.
"How long have we been falling?" Link extracted the teddy bear from his mouth.
"Twelve minutes," Mewtwo said promptly.
"Oh," Roy said. "That's just great. And how long will we KEEP falling?"
"Like I said before, I don't know," answered Mewtwo. "Ow!" he added, as a teddy bear hit him square on the head.
"These teddy bears are getting really annoying!" Marth yelled. "Stop it, you narrator person, or whoever you are!!!"
"NEVER!!!" screamed the narrator. "MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And an life size teddy bear came and whacked into Marth. "Hey!" he screamed.
But the narrator had disappeared.
"Stupid narrator," he mumbled.
"Oh, what are we going to do?" Roy started to wail. "Are we going to stay here forever?!?!"
"Oh, I hate it when you do that!!" snapped the narrator, coming back from wherever she went.
"Do what?" Link yelled.
"Wailing and crying like that!!!" the narrator screamed.
The four smashers immediately started to wail - LOUDLY.
"STOP!!!" the narrator screamed again.
They continued to wail even louder.
"Fine, fine!!" she yelled, and in a poof a bright green smoke, disappeared.
"So what will she do?" Marth asked.
"I don't - " Mewtwo started to say.
At that exact moment, the smashers hit the ground.
Well, not really the ground.
In reality, a bunch of pink pillows.
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Like the teddy bears? The credit goes to Mewtwo's Maid! Thanks a bunch!
I still need more ideas... so please give me loooooooong reviews!!! Very long!!!! It's the best thing you can do!!!! So hit that blessed button down there and REVIEW!!!!!!
***Cookie goes to Mewtwo's Maid because she gave me the teddy bear idea.***
Chapter four!!! I think I'm getting better at this fic business!!!!
Bowser: Cough cough hack hack!
backsplash007: Hey, come back here, stupid turtle!
Finally, I get chapter four up!!! A week may not seem so long to you, but it definitely does for me!!!!!!
* Ahem * So...
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"Okay," said Link. "We shall be the ones to go."
"Oh, Link!" Zelda sighed. "You're so brave!!!" She put her lips to his, in a kiss that seemed to last forever.
"Awwwww..." everyone said.
"Cover your eyes, Young Link," Peach said. (o_O)
"WHAT?!?! I'm not that young!" Young Link argued.
Meanwhile, Zelda was still kissing Link. Link was rapidly losing air. His face began to turn purple. He pushed Zelda away, hard, and tried to gain some air.
"Oh, sorry, Link," Zelda said. "I didn't mean to choke you!"
"Uh huh. Sure," Marth muttered under his breath.
Mewtwo took charge. "Enough with the mushiness. The four of us will leave tomorrow. In the meantime, we'll get supplies."
"Right," said Marth, Roy, and Link, who had finally gotten enough oxygen to speak. The four headed off to their rooms.
"Make sure that you don't bring too much," Zelda called after them.
"Yeah, yeah. Whatever," they yelled back.
"You're only worried about Link," Kirby accused. "You don't CARE about Mewtwo, Marth, and Roy!"
"Of course I do!" Zelda retorted back. "I care as much about Marth, Roy, and Mewtwo as I do about Link!"
"You do?" Peach asked, looking surprised.
"Not really," Zelda replied. "But I had to say something to that pink brat."
(Sorry, Marth, Roy, and Mewtwo lovers, I don't like Link much either. And I'm starting to get tired of Link/Zelda romances. But it seemed fitting for Zelda to say that. And it's her choice, not mine. So no flames please, kay?)
"Who are you calling a brat?" Kirby screamed, throwing a sponge at Zelda. (o_O)
"YOU!!!!" Zelda screamed back. She grabbed Kirby by his stomach (which is basically his whole body) and started to punch him.
But before the two could start really fighting, Samus cut in. She had gotten tired of their constant fighting (and frankly, so have I) and wanted to get rid of the madness once and for all. "SHUT UP, YOU TWO!!! I AM TIRED OF YOUR USELESS FIGHTING!!!!"
(Thank you, Samus, you just saved us all...)
The two stopped short. They turned their heads to look at the furious Samus, and they froze when they saw her enraged face. She said in a dangerously calm voice, "If you two keep fighting like this, Link, Marth, Mewtwo, and Roy will never get their food and supplies they need for the trip.
Kirby and Zelda nodded without making a sound. They scurried away in opposite directions.
Samus, Fox, and Falco looked after them. "Good job!" said Fox. "You definitely got rid of that problem!"
"Yeah," Falco agreed. "Good job!"
"Thanks," said Samus, beaming. "I just couldn't really stand it anymore."
"Neither could we," said everyone else.
"Yeah, really good job," Ganondorf said.
"Yep-a, you-a really did-a good-a job-a," said Mario.
"Hey, how did you suddenly get your accent back?" someone asked.
"I-a don't know-a," Mario said, shaking his head. (Woohoo, a rhyme!)
"Anyways," said Bowser, "Good job."
"Okay, I get that I did a good job," Samus said. "You don't have to tell me again."
"Yeah, really good job you just did, Samus," Captain Falcon said.
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!" everyone (Samus being the loudest) screamed.
"Okay, okay," protested Falcon. "Just wanted to tell you."
*************************The next day******************************
"And bottled water, and some trail mix, and some turnips..." Zelda continued as she stuffed food into the travelers' backpacks.
"Turnips?" Roy asked.
"Er... turnips? PEACH!!!" Zelda yelled.
After they finished packing, the other smashers bid them farewell.
"Oh, Link, I will miss you!" Zelda cried.
"I'll miss you too, Zel. Just don't give me one of those oxygen-sucking kisses, okay?"
"Pika chu chu pika piiiiii!" Pikachu said to Mewtwo. {I hope you find Jigglypuff soon!}
"So do I," Mewtwo muttered.
"Isn't anyone going to say goodbye to us?" Roy asked indignantly.
"I will," Peach came up to him, smiling. "I hope you are kept safe, Roy."
Roy blushed. "Er, thanks, Peach!"
Samus walked up to Marth. "Don't do anything stupid, Marth." She said warmly. And to Marth's great surprise, she gave him a hug. "I won't," he said, turning crimson.
After the long goodbyes, the four smashers prepared themselves for the plunge into the black hole, as the others looked on.
"Okay," said Link. "On the count of three, we jump in. One, two..."
"Hiyas!" Captain Falcon said loudly. He had just come from bed. "Have I missed anything?"
The smashers glared at him. Marth yelled, "You just ruined our jumping point!!!!"
"Jumping point?" asked Falcon. "What jumping point?"
"Just go," Samus sighed.
"Okay," Link repeated, after sending an evil look at Falcon. "One... two... THREE!"
Mewtwo, Marth, Link, and Roy disappeared from view as they dived into the hole. "I hope they are okay." Peach whispered.
Inside the hole, the smashers were getting accustomed to their surroundings. Which was pitch black.
"How far does this hole go?" Roy yelled through the darkness.
"Your guess is as good as mine," Link yelled back.
"Use your psychic powers, Mewtwo!" Marth said somewhere in the black.
"Okay," said Mewtwo. He focused his mind on the hole, and tried to see how far it was down. But he could not. "It's not working!" he yelled.
"What do you mean 'It's not working!'!?!" Marth screamed.
"I don't - AHHHHH!" Mewtwo shrieked.
"What's - WHAT IS THAT!?!?" Link howled.
The four smashers were being hit by something. It felt like bullets to them. But of course, they weren't, otherwise they'd be dead by now. Marth finally managed to grab one of the unidentified objects.
"It's a - teddy bear?" Marth managed to gasp.
The others put out their hands and seized more of the - er - teddy bears.
"What do they think we are?" Roy yelled indignantly. "Kindergarteners?"
"Who exactly is 'they', Roy?" Link asked calmly.
"The - the - the people that are doing this to us!!!" Roy screamed back.
"Well, it definitely seems like Jigglypuff," Mewtwo said. "Teddy bears? You all know she was like a two year old."
"Yeah," agreed Link. "It does seem like her."
"OWWW!!" Marth yelled. "One of the teddy bears plastic eyes hit me on the head!" (o_O)
"That's nice, Marth," Roy said.
"How long have we been fumuffblebul." Link tried to ask, but he got a teddy bear in his mouth.
"What?" Roy asked.
"How long have we been falling?" Link extracted the teddy bear from his mouth.
"Twelve minutes," Mewtwo said promptly.
"Oh," Roy said. "That's just great. And how long will we KEEP falling?"
"Like I said before, I don't know," answered Mewtwo. "Ow!" he added, as a teddy bear hit him square on the head.
"These teddy bears are getting really annoying!" Marth yelled. "Stop it, you narrator person, or whoever you are!!!"
"NEVER!!!" screamed the narrator. "MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And an life size teddy bear came and whacked into Marth. "Hey!" he screamed.
But the narrator had disappeared.
"Stupid narrator," he mumbled.
"Oh, what are we going to do?" Roy started to wail. "Are we going to stay here forever?!?!"
"Oh, I hate it when you do that!!" snapped the narrator, coming back from wherever she went.
"Do what?" Link yelled.
"Wailing and crying like that!!!" the narrator screamed.
The four smashers immediately started to wail - LOUDLY.
"STOP!!!" the narrator screamed again.
They continued to wail even louder.
"Fine, fine!!" she yelled, and in a poof a bright green smoke, disappeared.
"So what will she do?" Marth asked.
"I don't - " Mewtwo started to say.
At that exact moment, the smashers hit the ground.
Well, not really the ground.
In reality, a bunch of pink pillows.
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Like the teddy bears? The credit goes to Mewtwo's Maid! Thanks a bunch!
I still need more ideas... so please give me loooooooong reviews!!! Very long!!!! It's the best thing you can do!!!! So hit that blessed button down there and REVIEW!!!!!!