Disclaimer: No. (sees lawyers and gulps) I mean, I don't own anything.
Nothing. At all. Don't sue.
I'm sorry to keep you waiting so long... Blame writer's block. Cookie goes to Maziko this time... I used one of his and yet another one of Mewtwo's Maid's!!! Thanks for all of your wonderful wonderful reviews!!! I love them!!! I could get HIGH off them!!!
Smashers: o_O
Um, yeah. Sorry if I'm annoying you. It's just my habit.
Samus: Just let them read it!!!!!
Hehe, yes... what terrible things are in store for Mewtwo, Marth, Roy, and Link? Will they have to beg the evil author (now known as BS007) to spare them? Probably.
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Mewtwo was the first to wake up. He looked around him. "This place just REEKS Jigglypuff, guys!! Guys?"
Marth, Roy, and Link were asleep on the pillows, snoring loudly. "Idiots," Mewtwo muttered, and started charging up a Shadow Ball.
Unfortunately for Mewtwo, Link had happened to hear him with his perfectly - tuned Hylian ears (yeah right), and woke up to see Mewtwo aiming a Shadow Ball at him and the other two swordsmen. "Guys, wake up," he said urgently. "GUYS!!!"
Roy stirred. "Huh?" He stared up at Mewtwo and his eyes widened. He pulled Link and Marth away just in time. A burnt hole appeared in the middle of the pink pillows where the swordsmen had been. "What was that for, Mewtwo?"
Mewtwo smiled innocently. "Good morning."
"You nearly killed us!!" Link yelled.
"No, I just wanted to wake you up... I only charged a weak Shadow Ball," Mewtwo replied.
"A WEAK Shadow Ball?" Roy asked, his eyebrows raised. "I didn't think there was such a thing."
Mewtwo smirked. "There isn't."
It was at this time that Marth decided to wake up. "What just happened?" He asked groggily.
Mewtwo, Link, and Roy smacked their foreheads. "You just woke up at the wrong time, Marth."
Marth smiled brightly. "Okay, then!" He fell back into Roy's lap, snoring again.
"WAKE UP, IDIOT!!!" Roy screamed. He set Marth's cape on fire. (Such a lovely little pyromaniac... ^_^)
Marth started up, and stared at his cape. "AHHHHHHHH!!!!" He ran around in circles. "Get it off!!! Get it off!!!" (I just love making a fool of my fave SSBM character o_O)
Roy sighed. "You are such an idiot, Marth." He drew the Sword of Seals from his scabbard and put the flat side of it on Marth's cape, quickly putting the flames out.
"Sorry, I'm a bit slow in the morning," Marth apologized.
"Aren't you always?" Mewtwo muttered under his breath. "Must... fight... impulse... Will not... use... powers..."
"Ha ha, very funny, Mewtwo," Marth grumbled as he stared at his scorched cape.
Mewtwo stared at Marth. "I was being serious."
Marth suddenly looked scared. He hid behind Link.
"Get up, Marth. He wouldn't hurt you even if he could," Link pulled Marth out from behind him.
"What do you mean 'If I could"??? I can blast him with a Shadow Ball right now!!!" Mewtwo yelled. (He never yells... he's always so calm and composed...)
Link smirked. "But you can't... we're on a mission. If we go back, and the other smashers see that you've hurt Marth, then they'll just hurt you."
"Not bad for a pointy - eared cross dresser," Roy muttered.
"HEY!!!" Link drew the Master Sword. "I am NOT a cross dresser!!!"
"Can we just get a move on?" Marth sighed.
"What made you suddenly not slow?" Mewtwo asked.
"I just had some Folgers!!" Marth exclaimed, holding up some coffee. "Wake up with Folgers!!" Some cheesy music played in the background.
"Um... riiiiight..." Roy glanced at Marth. "Where are we, anyways?"
"You expect us to know?" Link glared. "I bet Mewtwo would, though..."
"Um, well..." Mewtwo looked uncomfortable. "I already tried. I can't... it was the same in the black hole, too. It seems as though everything's blocked."
"Well, this is great," Marth said sarcastically. "We're stuck somewhere we don't know with a bunch of pink pillows, and the only person - um, Pokemon, sorry, that can actually find out where we are can't!!! Can things get any worse?"
A shower of Barbie dolls fell on them, bouncing off their heads to rest on the pillows.
"I was hoping you wouldn't say that, Marth." Roy sighed.
"Sorry."
Suddenly, a mesmerizing voice started singing. "Jigglypuff... Jigglypuff..." Jigglypuff strolled along, carefree and happy. She was away... FREE from those evil smashers. Those smashers that always taunted her because they were stronger, because she was a pink puffball, because even though Kirby was a pink puffball too, he was powerful and could swallow them, because they didn't want their faces covered in black marks, because they were afraid that she would sing, even though she loved to sing, because...
Suddenly, she sang again - in ENGLISH!!! "Because, because, because... because of the wonderful things he does..." Because...
(A/N: Because I don't know any more becauses because I'm not a very big Jigglypuff fan, I shall continue on with this rather insane fic.)
"Oh, no..." was all Link, Mewtwo, Marth, and Roy could say before they fell asleep.
Jigglypuff stared at them, and then drew on their faces. "Puff puff jig wig tuff puff!! Jiggly puff jig wig tuff?" she cried. {By the time they wake up, I'll be gone!! Why do they always have to find me?!?} She walked away, still singing, and disappeared into a pink door that vanished as soon as she entered it.
**********************************Five minutes later**********************************
"Ughhhhhhhh..." the gallant smashers aroused from their sleep. "Wha - What?"
"I swear I saw Jigglypuff here!!!!" Roy cried, scanning the amass of pillows.
"Yeah, so did I..." Marth muttered.
"Well, obviously, we did. Why else would we fall asleep?" Mewtwo stated, crossing his arms.
"Well, we could ha - "
A voice came, seeming projected somehow. "Wiggly jig puff puff puff jig?? Wig puff tuff jiggly puff jiggly tuff tuff!!!" it squeaked angrily. "PUFF JIGGLY PUFF PUFF JIGGLY!!!!"
The three swordsman looked confused during the announcement, and then turned to Mewtwo. "What did she say?"
Mewtwo smirked. "She said, 'Why do you have to find me? Why do you always have to ruin my life? Now you will pay." He said it without emotion. "And just what will she pay us with?" he said softly. "Barney?"
There came a loud BANG. The four looked around, wondering what has caused the awful noise. Suddenly, they saw a big pink maze in front of them. "What the HECK?!?"
"Isn't is obvious?" Mewtwo said. "We have to go through the maze..."
"Oh, that'll be easy," said Link, cracking his knuckles, making a very disturbing noise, "Just tell us where the end is, Mewtwo."
Mewtwo glared at him. "Remember, Hero of Time, that I AM NOT ABLE TO USE MY PSYCHIC POWERS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Link frowned. "I'll have you know I like being the Hero of Time..."
Roy sighed. "I sure wouldn't... moving from time to time, place to place? I would really hate that."
"At least I'M not from a place that sounds like 'pharaoh'!!!!" Link yelled back, his face contorted with fury.
"HEY!!!! Don't you DARE diss Pharae!!!" Roy screamed.
"Cool it, guys," Marth stepped in. "I'm a prince - well, former prince, and you don't see ME screaming!!!"
"SHUT UP, CROWN BOY!!!"
"HEY!!!"
"You two are just a cruddy general and a cruddy ex - prince!!!" Link shouted. "I have the Triforce of Courage!!!"
"Oh, big deal!!!" Roy yelled. "At least I don't have pointy ears!!!"
"Give it up, Roy," Marth sighed.
"SHUT IT, MARUSU!!!!"
"DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME ANYTHING OTHER THAN MARTH!!!!!!!" Marth screamed.
"Oh, stop fighting, foolish beings," Mewtwo said. "I can read your minds right now."
"OH, YEAH? WELL, YOU JUST GET STUPID RED AND WHITE BALLS THROWN AT YOU!!!"
"AND YOU EVOLVED FROM A KITTY!!!"
"AND YOU WERE CREATED WITHOUT A PURPOSE!!!"
Mewtwo glared, with a stare so sharp and piercing it could cut through a wall. "NEVER BRING THAT UP AGAIN!!!" he yelled. He charged a Shadow Ball to full power...
"Guys, we'd better move," Link muttered.
Too late.
The swordsmen were pounded into the ground, pushing aside the pillows, breaking their bones...
Suddenly, BS007 appeared. "I don't want any more fighting, you guys!!!! Be peaceful!!! Look for Jigglypuff, or something!!! I can't stand my favorite characters dissing each other and trying to kill each other!!!!"
"You're the one MAKING us diss and try to kill each other!!!!!" Roy yelled, nursing a broken leg.
A light bulb appeared over BS007's head. "Oh, yeah..." She vanished in a puff of bright green smoke.
A huge eraser appeared in front of the Smashers, and started erasing them. "Hey, wait - what are you doing?" Marth asked, watching the pink pillows disappear.
The group of four watched everything around them vanish. The eraser paused, and then started to erase the broken body parts of the three swordsmen. "WAIT!!! MY ARM'S GONE!!!!" Link screamed.
Now a pencil appeared, and drew their bodies back, without any broken limbs. It continued to redraw the landscape.
"Thanks!!" Marth, Roy, and Link said.
BS007 appeared again. "Violence is not the answer!!!" She snapped her fingers, and the scene swam hazily.
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Mewtwo glared at him. "Remember, Hero of Time, that I AM NOT ABLE TO USE MY PSYCHIC POWERS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Link frowned. "Don't call me the Hero of Time... it's annoying."
Watching them from the sky, BS007 was floating above them, laughing her insane head of hers off.
"We should look for Jigglypuff," Roy said.
BS007 continued laughing insanely.
"STOP LAUGHING INSANELY!!! IT'S REALLY ANNOYING!!!!" Link screamed. "GO AWAY!!!"
"FINE!!!! BE THAT WAY!!!" BS007 vanished, sobbing loudly.
"Thank you, God..." Roy muttered.
"I'm the one that made myself vanish!!!" a voice screeched.
"Fine. Thank you, BS007..." Roy muttered again, rolling his eyes.
"Good." The voice said. "Carry on."
"So, we have to get through that maze?" Link asked.
"Obviously," Mewtwo said.
"Well, that really shouldn't be that hard, even without your psychic powers, Mewtwo!" Marth said brightly.
"But - what if she attacks us with... Teletubbies?" Roy screwed up his face in disgust.
"Yeah, what'll they do, Roy, attack us by saying, 'Let's play!' or something like that?" Link laughed.
Roy looked uncomfortable. "Yeah, well... I guess..."
"Shall we go then?" Marth said. "Better get this over with..."
They marched into the maze. They were first met with a fork in the road, four pathways.
"Each one to his own path, then?" Link said breezily.
"Of course," said Mewtwo.
"What do you think Jigglypuff's put in here?" Roy asked.
"Probably evil Powerpuff girls," Link chortled.
"See you, then," Marth said. He started down his path.
The others walked down their own path.
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Mewtwo floated away. "What will the stupid puffball put in this maze?" he thought to himself. "Attacking flowers?" he laughed to himself.
He floated on, and did not encounter anything. Soon the maze turned sharply. As he rounded the turn, he saw... Giovanni.
His heart turned to fire. How dare he...
Mewtwo's eyes began to glow red. He seemed to have an aura about him, an aura of anger and power...
He pounced upon his prey, slashing and ripping as hard as he could. Giovanni fell to the floor. Mewtwo's eyes grew to a blood red. He held out his paws and began...
A loud blast issued, and smoke filled the air. When it cleared, there was no Giovanni to be seen.
He smiled, and floated on.
"I wonder what the others will have to face?" he thought to himself.
"We really shouldn't have split up..."
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Roy cautiously proceeded though the maze. He wondered what the others were up to. "Maybe we shouldn't have separated," he thought nervously to himself.
Suddenly, there were cries of laughter.
"What the..."
A dozen Teletubbies rushed up to Roy, squealing and laughing. He raised his eyebrow, and walked on.
Before he knew it, his path was blocked by them. The smiling faces were replaced with angry ones.
"Okaay... am I supposed to fight you?" he questioned them.
They did not answer, but continued glaring.
"I'll take that as a yes," he said easily. He unsheathed his sword and made to swipe at one of them, when all the Teletubbies raised their hands. Five swords erupted from each of their hands. (Think Wolverine from X-Men.)
These were no ordinary Teletubbies...
Roy panted, trying as hard as he could to "slice and dice" (WHAT?!? That's what my cousin calls it!!! * sigh * Never mind...), but the Teletubbies just blocked. One decided to charge him, aiming for his chest and missing by inches. Roy took his chance. He brought his sword down on its chest...
And sliced it right in half. It let out a scream of pain and all of the other Teletubbies transformed into Wolverine and morphed back into one body.
"Wolverine?" Roy asked, looking surprised.
"Yes!!!" Wolverine screamed hysterically. "After we saved the President, I came here and wanted to scare off the first person that came!!!"
"Oh," Roy said. "Can I have your autograph?"
"Sure, kid!!" Wolverine growled. "Got a pencil and paper?"
"Erm... no," Roy said, his smile faltering.
"But I do!" a voice called from above.
BS007 was hovering over them. She closed her eyes, and a picture of Wolverine and a pen appeared in Roy's hand.
"Thanks!" Roy said.
"Who was that?" Wolverine asked, looking astonished.
"Oh, the evil author," Roy replied casually. "The only time she's ever been useful..."
"I HEARD THAT!!!" A jet of green light shot out at Roy. He crumpled to the ground.
"Eh... what?" Wolverine looked thoroughly confused. "Storm? Mutant peoples?"
"Are you drunk, Wolverine?" BS007 said from above.
"Maybe," Wolverine said shiftily.
"Well, stop it," she said, "Otherwise I'm gonna have to take you out of this fic!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO - "
"I get the point."
"Hehe, someone spiked my Diet Pepsi..." Wolverine giggled.
"Wolverine, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!" A jet of fire shot down, and Wolverine... was burnt to a crisp. BS007 waved her hand, and Wolverine disappeared.
Roy picked himself up from the ground. "What just happened?"
"I fired Wolverine," she said.
"But I didn't get an autograph!!!!" Roy wailed.
"Too bad," BS007 smirked. "NO GO AWAY!!!! I'M APPEARING TOO MUCH IN THIS FIC!!!" Another jet of green light came, and Roy crumpled to the ground again. BS007 vanished.
"Fine," Roy said, dusting himself off and stumping back the way he came from.
"I have to go get the others," he said aloud.
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Mewtwo tried desperately to reach the others. He needed to tell them to go back...
"Come ON!!!" he said, closing his eyes and trying to concentrate. He managed to pick up a signal... Roy's. Roy seemed annoyed and was heading back to the start of the maze to find the others.
"Stay there," Mewtwo told Roy telepathically.
"What?" Roy asked.
"When you get to the start of the maze, stay there. It's too dangerous for us to head out on our own." Mewtwo said.
"I realize that. I just got attacked by a drunk and high Wolverine and got into an argument with the authoress narrator person." Roy replied.
"o_O Okay... just, stay there while I try to tell Link and Marth."
"Yeah, sure, fine."
Mewtwo concentrated even harder.
"Where are Link and Marth?" he said angrily. "Oh..."
He got a signal. One of the swordsmen was in danger, fighting hard. The enemy was tough.
"Who is it?" he asked himself. Then, it hit him.
Marth...
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MUAHAHAHA!!!! A CLIFFY!!! What terrors has Jigglypuff put Marth into? Will he be able to get out? And what about Link? Is he in danger? Find out in the next chapter of THE SEARCH FOR JIGGLYPUFF!!!! I'd like to thank everyone for reviewing and I hope that you CONTINUE!!!! I'd like to especially thank Kora Lye, Mewtwo's Maid for being cool and reviewing every single chappie!!! THANKS!!! Now, review!!!!!!!
I'm sorry to keep you waiting so long... Blame writer's block. Cookie goes to Maziko this time... I used one of his and yet another one of Mewtwo's Maid's!!! Thanks for all of your wonderful wonderful reviews!!! I love them!!! I could get HIGH off them!!!
Smashers: o_O
Um, yeah. Sorry if I'm annoying you. It's just my habit.
Samus: Just let them read it!!!!!
Hehe, yes... what terrible things are in store for Mewtwo, Marth, Roy, and Link? Will they have to beg the evil author (now known as BS007) to spare them? Probably.
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Mewtwo was the first to wake up. He looked around him. "This place just REEKS Jigglypuff, guys!! Guys?"
Marth, Roy, and Link were asleep on the pillows, snoring loudly. "Idiots," Mewtwo muttered, and started charging up a Shadow Ball.
Unfortunately for Mewtwo, Link had happened to hear him with his perfectly - tuned Hylian ears (yeah right), and woke up to see Mewtwo aiming a Shadow Ball at him and the other two swordsmen. "Guys, wake up," he said urgently. "GUYS!!!"
Roy stirred. "Huh?" He stared up at Mewtwo and his eyes widened. He pulled Link and Marth away just in time. A burnt hole appeared in the middle of the pink pillows where the swordsmen had been. "What was that for, Mewtwo?"
Mewtwo smiled innocently. "Good morning."
"You nearly killed us!!" Link yelled.
"No, I just wanted to wake you up... I only charged a weak Shadow Ball," Mewtwo replied.
"A WEAK Shadow Ball?" Roy asked, his eyebrows raised. "I didn't think there was such a thing."
Mewtwo smirked. "There isn't."
It was at this time that Marth decided to wake up. "What just happened?" He asked groggily.
Mewtwo, Link, and Roy smacked their foreheads. "You just woke up at the wrong time, Marth."
Marth smiled brightly. "Okay, then!" He fell back into Roy's lap, snoring again.
"WAKE UP, IDIOT!!!" Roy screamed. He set Marth's cape on fire. (Such a lovely little pyromaniac... ^_^)
Marth started up, and stared at his cape. "AHHHHHHHH!!!!" He ran around in circles. "Get it off!!! Get it off!!!" (I just love making a fool of my fave SSBM character o_O)
Roy sighed. "You are such an idiot, Marth." He drew the Sword of Seals from his scabbard and put the flat side of it on Marth's cape, quickly putting the flames out.
"Sorry, I'm a bit slow in the morning," Marth apologized.
"Aren't you always?" Mewtwo muttered under his breath. "Must... fight... impulse... Will not... use... powers..."
"Ha ha, very funny, Mewtwo," Marth grumbled as he stared at his scorched cape.
Mewtwo stared at Marth. "I was being serious."
Marth suddenly looked scared. He hid behind Link.
"Get up, Marth. He wouldn't hurt you even if he could," Link pulled Marth out from behind him.
"What do you mean 'If I could"??? I can blast him with a Shadow Ball right now!!!" Mewtwo yelled. (He never yells... he's always so calm and composed...)
Link smirked. "But you can't... we're on a mission. If we go back, and the other smashers see that you've hurt Marth, then they'll just hurt you."
"Not bad for a pointy - eared cross dresser," Roy muttered.
"HEY!!!" Link drew the Master Sword. "I am NOT a cross dresser!!!"
"Can we just get a move on?" Marth sighed.
"What made you suddenly not slow?" Mewtwo asked.
"I just had some Folgers!!" Marth exclaimed, holding up some coffee. "Wake up with Folgers!!" Some cheesy music played in the background.
"Um... riiiiight..." Roy glanced at Marth. "Where are we, anyways?"
"You expect us to know?" Link glared. "I bet Mewtwo would, though..."
"Um, well..." Mewtwo looked uncomfortable. "I already tried. I can't... it was the same in the black hole, too. It seems as though everything's blocked."
"Well, this is great," Marth said sarcastically. "We're stuck somewhere we don't know with a bunch of pink pillows, and the only person - um, Pokemon, sorry, that can actually find out where we are can't!!! Can things get any worse?"
A shower of Barbie dolls fell on them, bouncing off their heads to rest on the pillows.
"I was hoping you wouldn't say that, Marth." Roy sighed.
"Sorry."
Suddenly, a mesmerizing voice started singing. "Jigglypuff... Jigglypuff..." Jigglypuff strolled along, carefree and happy. She was away... FREE from those evil smashers. Those smashers that always taunted her because they were stronger, because she was a pink puffball, because even though Kirby was a pink puffball too, he was powerful and could swallow them, because they didn't want their faces covered in black marks, because they were afraid that she would sing, even though she loved to sing, because...
Suddenly, she sang again - in ENGLISH!!! "Because, because, because... because of the wonderful things he does..." Because...
(A/N: Because I don't know any more becauses because I'm not a very big Jigglypuff fan, I shall continue on with this rather insane fic.)
"Oh, no..." was all Link, Mewtwo, Marth, and Roy could say before they fell asleep.
Jigglypuff stared at them, and then drew on their faces. "Puff puff jig wig tuff puff!! Jiggly puff jig wig tuff?" she cried. {By the time they wake up, I'll be gone!! Why do they always have to find me?!?} She walked away, still singing, and disappeared into a pink door that vanished as soon as she entered it.
**********************************Five minutes later**********************************
"Ughhhhhhhh..." the gallant smashers aroused from their sleep. "Wha - What?"
"I swear I saw Jigglypuff here!!!!" Roy cried, scanning the amass of pillows.
"Yeah, so did I..." Marth muttered.
"Well, obviously, we did. Why else would we fall asleep?" Mewtwo stated, crossing his arms.
"Well, we could ha - "
A voice came, seeming projected somehow. "Wiggly jig puff puff puff jig?? Wig puff tuff jiggly puff jiggly tuff tuff!!!" it squeaked angrily. "PUFF JIGGLY PUFF PUFF JIGGLY!!!!"
The three swordsman looked confused during the announcement, and then turned to Mewtwo. "What did she say?"
Mewtwo smirked. "She said, 'Why do you have to find me? Why do you always have to ruin my life? Now you will pay." He said it without emotion. "And just what will she pay us with?" he said softly. "Barney?"
There came a loud BANG. The four looked around, wondering what has caused the awful noise. Suddenly, they saw a big pink maze in front of them. "What the HECK?!?"
"Isn't is obvious?" Mewtwo said. "We have to go through the maze..."
"Oh, that'll be easy," said Link, cracking his knuckles, making a very disturbing noise, "Just tell us where the end is, Mewtwo."
Mewtwo glared at him. "Remember, Hero of Time, that I AM NOT ABLE TO USE MY PSYCHIC POWERS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Link frowned. "I'll have you know I like being the Hero of Time..."
Roy sighed. "I sure wouldn't... moving from time to time, place to place? I would really hate that."
"At least I'M not from a place that sounds like 'pharaoh'!!!!" Link yelled back, his face contorted with fury.
"HEY!!!! Don't you DARE diss Pharae!!!" Roy screamed.
"Cool it, guys," Marth stepped in. "I'm a prince - well, former prince, and you don't see ME screaming!!!"
"SHUT UP, CROWN BOY!!!"
"HEY!!!"
"You two are just a cruddy general and a cruddy ex - prince!!!" Link shouted. "I have the Triforce of Courage!!!"
"Oh, big deal!!!" Roy yelled. "At least I don't have pointy ears!!!"
"Give it up, Roy," Marth sighed.
"SHUT IT, MARUSU!!!!"
"DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME ANYTHING OTHER THAN MARTH!!!!!!!" Marth screamed.
"Oh, stop fighting, foolish beings," Mewtwo said. "I can read your minds right now."
"OH, YEAH? WELL, YOU JUST GET STUPID RED AND WHITE BALLS THROWN AT YOU!!!"
"AND YOU EVOLVED FROM A KITTY!!!"
"AND YOU WERE CREATED WITHOUT A PURPOSE!!!"
Mewtwo glared, with a stare so sharp and piercing it could cut through a wall. "NEVER BRING THAT UP AGAIN!!!" he yelled. He charged a Shadow Ball to full power...
"Guys, we'd better move," Link muttered.
Too late.
The swordsmen were pounded into the ground, pushing aside the pillows, breaking their bones...
Suddenly, BS007 appeared. "I don't want any more fighting, you guys!!!! Be peaceful!!! Look for Jigglypuff, or something!!! I can't stand my favorite characters dissing each other and trying to kill each other!!!!"
"You're the one MAKING us diss and try to kill each other!!!!!" Roy yelled, nursing a broken leg.
A light bulb appeared over BS007's head. "Oh, yeah..." She vanished in a puff of bright green smoke.
A huge eraser appeared in front of the Smashers, and started erasing them. "Hey, wait - what are you doing?" Marth asked, watching the pink pillows disappear.
The group of four watched everything around them vanish. The eraser paused, and then started to erase the broken body parts of the three swordsmen. "WAIT!!! MY ARM'S GONE!!!!" Link screamed.
Now a pencil appeared, and drew their bodies back, without any broken limbs. It continued to redraw the landscape.
"Thanks!!" Marth, Roy, and Link said.
BS007 appeared again. "Violence is not the answer!!!" She snapped her fingers, and the scene swam hazily.
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Mewtwo glared at him. "Remember, Hero of Time, that I AM NOT ABLE TO USE MY PSYCHIC POWERS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Link frowned. "Don't call me the Hero of Time... it's annoying."
Watching them from the sky, BS007 was floating above them, laughing her insane head of hers off.
"We should look for Jigglypuff," Roy said.
BS007 continued laughing insanely.
"STOP LAUGHING INSANELY!!! IT'S REALLY ANNOYING!!!!" Link screamed. "GO AWAY!!!"
"FINE!!!! BE THAT WAY!!!" BS007 vanished, sobbing loudly.
"Thank you, God..." Roy muttered.
"I'm the one that made myself vanish!!!" a voice screeched.
"Fine. Thank you, BS007..." Roy muttered again, rolling his eyes.
"Good." The voice said. "Carry on."
"So, we have to get through that maze?" Link asked.
"Obviously," Mewtwo said.
"Well, that really shouldn't be that hard, even without your psychic powers, Mewtwo!" Marth said brightly.
"But - what if she attacks us with... Teletubbies?" Roy screwed up his face in disgust.
"Yeah, what'll they do, Roy, attack us by saying, 'Let's play!' or something like that?" Link laughed.
Roy looked uncomfortable. "Yeah, well... I guess..."
"Shall we go then?" Marth said. "Better get this over with..."
They marched into the maze. They were first met with a fork in the road, four pathways.
"Each one to his own path, then?" Link said breezily.
"Of course," said Mewtwo.
"What do you think Jigglypuff's put in here?" Roy asked.
"Probably evil Powerpuff girls," Link chortled.
"See you, then," Marth said. He started down his path.
The others walked down their own path.
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Mewtwo floated away. "What will the stupid puffball put in this maze?" he thought to himself. "Attacking flowers?" he laughed to himself.
He floated on, and did not encounter anything. Soon the maze turned sharply. As he rounded the turn, he saw... Giovanni.
His heart turned to fire. How dare he...
Mewtwo's eyes began to glow red. He seemed to have an aura about him, an aura of anger and power...
He pounced upon his prey, slashing and ripping as hard as he could. Giovanni fell to the floor. Mewtwo's eyes grew to a blood red. He held out his paws and began...
A loud blast issued, and smoke filled the air. When it cleared, there was no Giovanni to be seen.
He smiled, and floated on.
"I wonder what the others will have to face?" he thought to himself.
"We really shouldn't have split up..."
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Roy cautiously proceeded though the maze. He wondered what the others were up to. "Maybe we shouldn't have separated," he thought nervously to himself.
Suddenly, there were cries of laughter.
"What the..."
A dozen Teletubbies rushed up to Roy, squealing and laughing. He raised his eyebrow, and walked on.
Before he knew it, his path was blocked by them. The smiling faces were replaced with angry ones.
"Okaay... am I supposed to fight you?" he questioned them.
They did not answer, but continued glaring.
"I'll take that as a yes," he said easily. He unsheathed his sword and made to swipe at one of them, when all the Teletubbies raised their hands. Five swords erupted from each of their hands. (Think Wolverine from X-Men.)
These were no ordinary Teletubbies...
Roy panted, trying as hard as he could to "slice and dice" (WHAT?!? That's what my cousin calls it!!! * sigh * Never mind...), but the Teletubbies just blocked. One decided to charge him, aiming for his chest and missing by inches. Roy took his chance. He brought his sword down on its chest...
And sliced it right in half. It let out a scream of pain and all of the other Teletubbies transformed into Wolverine and morphed back into one body.
"Wolverine?" Roy asked, looking surprised.
"Yes!!!" Wolverine screamed hysterically. "After we saved the President, I came here and wanted to scare off the first person that came!!!"
"Oh," Roy said. "Can I have your autograph?"
"Sure, kid!!" Wolverine growled. "Got a pencil and paper?"
"Erm... no," Roy said, his smile faltering.
"But I do!" a voice called from above.
BS007 was hovering over them. She closed her eyes, and a picture of Wolverine and a pen appeared in Roy's hand.
"Thanks!" Roy said.
"Who was that?" Wolverine asked, looking astonished.
"Oh, the evil author," Roy replied casually. "The only time she's ever been useful..."
"I HEARD THAT!!!" A jet of green light shot out at Roy. He crumpled to the ground.
"Eh... what?" Wolverine looked thoroughly confused. "Storm? Mutant peoples?"
"Are you drunk, Wolverine?" BS007 said from above.
"Maybe," Wolverine said shiftily.
"Well, stop it," she said, "Otherwise I'm gonna have to take you out of this fic!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO - "
"I get the point."
"Hehe, someone spiked my Diet Pepsi..." Wolverine giggled.
"Wolverine, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!" A jet of fire shot down, and Wolverine... was burnt to a crisp. BS007 waved her hand, and Wolverine disappeared.
Roy picked himself up from the ground. "What just happened?"
"I fired Wolverine," she said.
"But I didn't get an autograph!!!!" Roy wailed.
"Too bad," BS007 smirked. "NO GO AWAY!!!! I'M APPEARING TOO MUCH IN THIS FIC!!!" Another jet of green light came, and Roy crumpled to the ground again. BS007 vanished.
"Fine," Roy said, dusting himself off and stumping back the way he came from.
"I have to go get the others," he said aloud.
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Mewtwo tried desperately to reach the others. He needed to tell them to go back...
"Come ON!!!" he said, closing his eyes and trying to concentrate. He managed to pick up a signal... Roy's. Roy seemed annoyed and was heading back to the start of the maze to find the others.
"Stay there," Mewtwo told Roy telepathically.
"What?" Roy asked.
"When you get to the start of the maze, stay there. It's too dangerous for us to head out on our own." Mewtwo said.
"I realize that. I just got attacked by a drunk and high Wolverine and got into an argument with the authoress narrator person." Roy replied.
"o_O Okay... just, stay there while I try to tell Link and Marth."
"Yeah, sure, fine."
Mewtwo concentrated even harder.
"Where are Link and Marth?" he said angrily. "Oh..."
He got a signal. One of the swordsmen was in danger, fighting hard. The enemy was tough.
"Who is it?" he asked himself. Then, it hit him.
Marth...
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MUAHAHAHA!!!! A CLIFFY!!! What terrors has Jigglypuff put Marth into? Will he be able to get out? And what about Link? Is he in danger? Find out in the next chapter of THE SEARCH FOR JIGGLYPUFF!!!! I'd like to thank everyone for reviewing and I hope that you CONTINUE!!!! I'd like to especially thank Kora Lye, Mewtwo's Maid for being cool and reviewing every single chappie!!! THANKS!!! Now, review!!!!!!!