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I'm back! Found out that I didn't get too many reviews... ;_; Please review!!!
And before I start, random words of wisdom.
NH
CO
ClO
OH
NO
SO
SO
PO
Remember that, science calcumlator people!!
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WHAM.
CLING.
CLASH.
Marth tried to block every blow possible. He had been defending himself for ten minutes now... and he was tiring out.
"I wish someone - ANYONE - could help me," he thought desperately. "Defeat Medeus..."
Yes, you heard me. Medeus. A really strong evil dragonish dude. Yeah, him. Well, Marth's fighting him. OKAY, OKAY, I'LL GO BACK TO THE STORY!!
"HEEEEELP!!!" Marth screamed as he dodged a particularly fiery attack.
"DUN DUN DUN!! DUN DUN DUN!!!" off-key trumpets played as the really lame and cheesy hero-to-the-resdue music played.
Both Medeus and Marth turned around. "What the..."
A considerably ugly fat man with a pink cape, blue spandex that was way too small on him, and a shirt that had a hot pink S on it zoomed into view and slammed into Medeus. And collapsed on the ground.
"I'm not even going to ask," said Marth, turning his back on the disturbing sight.
The really fat man stood up and posed dramatically, the wind blowing his capt at that ultimately dramatic angle... that is, until it ripped off. The man held up his fist, as a screechy sound played. "It is I, SUPERFATMAN, and I have come to save you from the forces of evil!"
Marth and Medeus just stared.
"Yes, friends and fiends, I am sure you are awed by my mighty presence. My mighty colors, Bravely Blue and Patriotic Pink, signify that one day, all the little boys and girls will someday live in peace! Besides, don't you think Patriotic Pink is sooooo my color?" Superfatman giggled like a vally girl, flipping the little hair he had left.
There is only one description of what Marth and Medeus looked like then: o_O.
Superfatman posed in a faggish fashion. "I'm, like, going to do what Cheerleader Barbie always told me to! Like let's do this!"
Superfatman leaped up did a split, hurling lipstick at Medeus.
Medeus gave a groan of pain. "AHHH!!! MY EYES!!! THEY BUUUUUUUUURN!!!! THE HORROR OF IT ALLL!!!!"
And Medeus... disappeared!! It seems the horror was too horrifying for him. Eh... poor guy...
Marth was now really freaked out and scared. He started to run when Superfatman's voice sounded again. "Aren't you going to thank me for killing your foe?"
Marth continued running.
"Like, fine then! Loser, loser, double loser, as if, whatever, get the picture, DUH!" Superfatman twirled his hand in a talk-to-the-hand gesture.
"Erm... you're gay," Marth said as he ran.
"I know, aren't I?" Superfatman sighed. "I'm so happy."
"That's not what I meant," said Marth, stopping.
"Oh?" Superfatman cocked his head like a little bird that couldn't fit on a branch and fell. "What do you mean by that?"
"That you are gay," Marth said rather obviously.
"I KNOW!! I'M HAPPY!!!"
"Overly happy," muttered Marth. "Faggishly happy,"
"Gay means happy," said Superfatman. "Gay: Full of or showing high-spirited merriment. You see?"
"It also means that you are a FAG!!" Marth shouted.
"You're extremely rude, you know that, young man?"
Marth chose to ignore him.
Suddenly, a thousand of hot pink ropes twisted around him. "SAY THANK- YOU!!"
"Thank you," said Marth through gritted teeth. "Tutu man,"
"Did you just say tutu?" Superfatman squealed. "Like, oh my God!"
"Does this guy have an alter-ego that's a girl or something?" Marth thought wildly to himself.
A bunch of kids surrounded Superfatman and held his hand. Then they started to sing: "I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY WITH A GREAT BIG HUG AND A KISS FORM ME TO YOU, WON'T YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME TOO!!"
Marth crumpled to the ground, his hands tight over his ears. Certain flashbacks of his life were flashing in front of his eyes...
********************FLASHBACK!!***********************
A young boy with blue hair was running away from a giant spork, who was screaming random things about strawberries...
An octopus with tiger arms and horse legs was floating in the sky, while an elf with pointy ears wearing a tunic was looking incredulously at it ...
A redhead boy with a headband and a sword had a plastic bag over his head and was laughing hysterically, clutching a GameCube...
A certain half dog demon was arguing with a girl with long black hair in a traditional Japanese schoolgirl uniform, while another girl holding a boomerang slapped a priest that was trying to kiss her. A fluffy demon looked down on them, throwing tomatoes...
A man with long red hair and a X-shaped scar was facing off with a guy that looked more like a mummy than anything else. They were using bananas as weapons...
A princess looked down on her kingdom, which consisted of purple fields and yellow wolves that were laughing about mushrooms...
A girl with blue hair in a ponytail hit a weird-looking thing with a baseball bat. "BINGO!!!" she said, holding a pair of scissors.
*******************END FLASHBACK!!!*****************
(A/N: If you can guess who all the people in the flashbacks are, you get to choose anything that will turn up in the next chapter.)
Marth snapped out of the flashbacks. "WHO THE HECK WERE THEY?!?" he screamed.
A girl with poofy green hair appeared in front of him. "They are your destiny, young grasshopper. They are your shoes!! They will fall on your head!!! They will smell horribly but you must face the truth!!! DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!!!!" she disappeared.
Superfatman and his gang of kids materialized in front of him again. "BARNEY IS A DINOSAUR FROM OUR IMAGINATION..."
Marth then decided that he'd rather face the abnormal flashbacks.
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Just when it seemed all hope was lost for out Altean hero, something green streaked past Marth and rammed into Superfatman.
While Link tripped and fell to the ground, Superfatman, his kids, and the Barney plushie started to disintegrate.
"GREEN - IS SO MY COLOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!" Superfatman screamed before he banished.
Link and Marth looked at each other and screamed, "YOU'RE A LIFE SAVER, DUDE!!"
"I am?" they questioned each other.
"No, I'm not, YOU ARE!!" they yelled.
"Why are we talking like this?" they asked.
"I don't know, but it's getting really annoying..." they answered at the same time.
"This is freaky," they commented.
"Naw, really?" they both said sarcastically.
"SHUT UP!!" they screamed.
"NO, YOU SHUT UP!!" they screamed back.
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
"STOP IT!!"
"I CAN'T!!"
"STOP IT, AUTHORESS!!!"
"Why?" the voice from above said.
"SHUT UP, OR ELSE!!" Link and Marth drew their swords.
"Fine, fine."
"Thank you," said Marth.
"We're going to have sore throats after this," Link said, rubbing his neck.
"So, what happened to you?" Marth asked.
"Oh, that." Link grimaced. "There was an army of Redead... thousands of them..."
"Did you attack them?" Marth asked.
Link looked sheepish. "Erm... not really..."
Marth raised an eyebrow. (It's hard to imagine them doing that, y'know?) "I thought you were the HERO of Time?"
"I am the Hero of Time! I really am! It's just that - "
"Right, I don't want to know," Marth turned away.
"Sure you do! It's a fairly good excuse!"
Marth shook his head. "Yeah, the dog ate your homework."
"I don't have a dog! The FAIRY ate my homework! Hey... Navi! Navi, you worthless fairy, get over here!" Link called.
The highly annoying fairy Thinkerbell appeared, that is, until she left the universe after being punched by Navi.
"Violence is not the answer, Navi," Link said.
Marth sat Indian style on the ground and started om-ming. He managed to levitate about two feet before he was slammed into the ground by Link's sword.
"Stop doing that freaky Hindu thing," Link said forcefully.
"Hindu? Who said Hindu? I'm Hindu!" Navi said eagerly with a British accent.
Link and Marth looked dumbstruck. Link started knocking on Navi's head. "Navi? Is that you in there?"
Navi dodged Link's knuckles. "Course I'm in here, you git. And don't call me Navi, it's bloody annoying, I don't see why I had to be reincarnated as a fairy!"
Link and Marth just stared. (They seem to do a lot of staring, don't they? ^^)
"Not only a fairy, but a fairy in the bloody game world that doesn't even exist! I was perfectly fine playing the guitar! But of course, I had to go DIE, didn't I? And the gods decided I had to be a fairy! I didn't do anything wrong, did I?" Navi rambled.
Marth asked, "So... Navi, you're not really Navi, right?"
"Of course I'm Navi! I'm just not Navi!!" said Navi.
"Huh?"
"I'm Navi, but not Navi!" Navi said insistently.
"I'm lost," said Marth.
"Ditto," said Link.
"DITTO!!!!" a overly large Ditto appeared in front of the three.
"What the..." Navi flew backwards.
"AHH!!! IT'S JELL-O!! ALIVE!!! FEAR THE JELL-O!! RUUUUUN!!!" screamed Link.
"Don't be stupid, it's only a Ditto," said Marth.
"Ditto?" said Ditto.
"It can morph into anything," said Marth.
"IT'S JELL-O!!!" screamed Link and Navi at the same time.
"Ditto," said Ditto.
"If only Mewtwo were here..." said Marth. "We'd know what on Earth it's trying to say,"
A chibi Albert Einstein appeared. "Actually, you're not technically on Earth, because this is not Earth. You are not real, you are not on Earth. Speaking of, e=mc2..."
Marth flicked Einstein away, who was explaining why Quantum Physics could not be real.
"As I was saying," Marth cleared his throat, "If only Mewtwo were here..."
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Roy was sitting on a rock, humming the tune to "Memory" from the musical Cats. Mewtwo was concentrating, trying to reach Link or Marth.
Roy continued humming off-key. The thing is, he was no Britney Spears. He was a heck of a lot better than Britney Spears.
"WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?" Mewtwo bellowed. "IT'S HARD TO CONCENTRATE WHEN SOMEONE IS SINGING 'MEMORY' OFF TUNE, YOU KNOW!!!!"
"Geez, sorry," Roy said. "I never noticed you had a temper, Mewtwo,"
A large rock started levitating of its own accord (~_^) and fell on Roy's head.
"Ahh, the power of psychic abilities..." said Mewtwo.
"Actually, the phrase is: Ahh, the power of cheese..." said Roy, climbing out from under the rock, a huge lump on his head.
A larger rock found its way to Roy's head.
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"You don't know who I am?" said Navi.
"No," said Link and Marth in unison.
Navi got a sitar out of nowhere and started playing it. "I'm George Harrison!"
Silence. Except for the sitar, of course.
"Come on, don't tell me you don't know who I am!" no it was Navi/ George's time to stare.
Link and Marth shook their heads dumbly.
"Does anyone know hwo I am on this bloody planet?!?" George asked no one in particular.
Suddenly, there were girlish screams, "OH MY GOD, IT'S GEORGE HARRISON!!" A group of rabid fangirls attacked George.
George flew out of the pile. "Good God, get them off!"
A jet of green light came down and made the rabid fangirls vanish.
"This is bloody annoying. I'm going to go to Earth and see how Ringo and Paul are. I wonder if John's a fairy too..." George twittered away, muttering to himself.
Suddenly, there came a voice. It only seemed to echo in Link's ears. "Link? Marth? Can you hear me?"
Link jumped to his feet. "Who was that?"
"Let's think. Who can talk to you telepathically?" said the voice.
"Erm... Avril Lavigne?" suggested Link.
There was a crash as the mysterious psychic fell over. "I'd kill myself before I was Avril Lavigne."
"NO! AVRIL, DON'T DO IT! I LIKE SKATER BOI!!!" Link cried madly.
"YOU IDIOT, IT'S MEWTWO!!!" screamed the voice.
"Oh... right..." Link said.
"Are you with Marth?"
"Yeah..." Link replied.
"Well then, go back to the start of the maze. Roy and I are already there."
"OKAY!!! BYE AVRIL!!"
Mewtwo stopped talking to Link before his stupidity affected him more than it already had.
Roy was touching his huge lump gently, wincing every time he did. "Did you get to them?"
"Yes, to Link," Mewtwo replied.
"And what'd he say?" inquired Roy.
"He thought I was Avril Lavigne."
Roy fell over.
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"MARTH!!" Link screamed.
"What?" Marth said groggily. He'd fallen asleep. Go figure.
"We have to back to the start of the maze!"
"Who told you that?" Marth asked.
"Some person named Mewtwo who's actually Avril Lavigne in disguise."
Marth sweatdropped. "And people think I'm stupid..."
"We're out of Folgers!!" Link said suddenly.
Marth spun around. "WHAT?!?"
"No Folgers!" Link repeated.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-" Marth coughed. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
"I've got some Maxwell House!" Link held up a can. "Good to the last drop!"
Marth stopped screaming. "Shouldn't we be going on now?"
"YA THINK?!?" said Mewtwo inside his head.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Twenty minutes later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Took you long enough," Roy commented.
"Yeah, well, some things... slowed us down," Marth said, after a glance at Link.
"No matter," said Mewtwo. "But we must stick together, because we obviously get in trouble when we are by ourselves." He looked at the others.
"Fine with me," Roy muttered.
"Sure, as long as I'm not left alone with Link," Marth said.
"Did you say something, Marth?" Link looked up.
Marth, Roy, and Mewtwo sweatdropped.
"All right," said Mewtwo, gaining his composure. "A team."
At that moment, a thick, heavy slab fell on top of them.
"Sorry, I don't have good aim!" the tech crew guy yelled.
"We could tell," Roy said furiously.
Marth sat up. "There's writing on it!"
Mewtwo floated above having dodged the stone. "I know."
Link lay on the ground, a lump forming on his head. "Bobby Flay?"
"Read the riddle, Mewtwo," Roy said.
Mewtwo cleared his throat. "It says:
If you can solve this riddle, The answer you will find. You must put your brains together But these words, be sure to mind: When the rats go back and pop And a hammer is brought down, Then the granite and the limestone Will surely start to frown. You must then rush forward And force them far apart, And the gap that you will make Through very quickly you must dart. And the beast that you will face Does dislike a certain song. You must call forward a being That will help you sing along. You will find that this strong beast Guards the one thing that you seek, And once you defeat it, It will become very meek. It will lead you to the exit Through which you may not have some fun, But as soon as it is over You quest will soon be done."
Then, there was silence.
"That makes no sense what-so-ever," Link said sadly.
"Don't complain, just shut up," Marth said sharply.
Mewtwo added, "And think..."
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That riddle took me ages to write!! It was approved by my cousin over the phone, who said it was absolutely confusing.
Marth: You got that right.
Well, if you don't solve it, YOU WILL BE STUCK FOREVER!!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!!
Marth: o_O
Hehehehe... REVIEW, PEOPLE!! I NEED REVIEWS!!! Flames will be given to HIM * jabs a finger at Captain Falcon *, who will mistake them for his helmet and suffer from third-degree burns.
C. Falcon: SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!!
* hurls him out the window * PRESS THE BUTTON!!! REVIEW!!!
I'm back! Found out that I didn't get too many reviews... ;_; Please review!!!
And before I start, random words of wisdom.
NH
CO
ClO
OH
NO
SO
SO
PO
Remember that, science calcumlator people!!
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WHAM.
CLING.
CLASH.
Marth tried to block every blow possible. He had been defending himself for ten minutes now... and he was tiring out.
"I wish someone - ANYONE - could help me," he thought desperately. "Defeat Medeus..."
Yes, you heard me. Medeus. A really strong evil dragonish dude. Yeah, him. Well, Marth's fighting him. OKAY, OKAY, I'LL GO BACK TO THE STORY!!
"HEEEEELP!!!" Marth screamed as he dodged a particularly fiery attack.
"DUN DUN DUN!! DUN DUN DUN!!!" off-key trumpets played as the really lame and cheesy hero-to-the-resdue music played.
Both Medeus and Marth turned around. "What the..."
A considerably ugly fat man with a pink cape, blue spandex that was way too small on him, and a shirt that had a hot pink S on it zoomed into view and slammed into Medeus. And collapsed on the ground.
"I'm not even going to ask," said Marth, turning his back on the disturbing sight.
The really fat man stood up and posed dramatically, the wind blowing his capt at that ultimately dramatic angle... that is, until it ripped off. The man held up his fist, as a screechy sound played. "It is I, SUPERFATMAN, and I have come to save you from the forces of evil!"
Marth and Medeus just stared.
"Yes, friends and fiends, I am sure you are awed by my mighty presence. My mighty colors, Bravely Blue and Patriotic Pink, signify that one day, all the little boys and girls will someday live in peace! Besides, don't you think Patriotic Pink is sooooo my color?" Superfatman giggled like a vally girl, flipping the little hair he had left.
There is only one description of what Marth and Medeus looked like then: o_O.
Superfatman posed in a faggish fashion. "I'm, like, going to do what Cheerleader Barbie always told me to! Like let's do this!"
Superfatman leaped up did a split, hurling lipstick at Medeus.
Medeus gave a groan of pain. "AHHH!!! MY EYES!!! THEY BUUUUUUUUURN!!!! THE HORROR OF IT ALLL!!!!"
And Medeus... disappeared!! It seems the horror was too horrifying for him. Eh... poor guy...
Marth was now really freaked out and scared. He started to run when Superfatman's voice sounded again. "Aren't you going to thank me for killing your foe?"
Marth continued running.
"Like, fine then! Loser, loser, double loser, as if, whatever, get the picture, DUH!" Superfatman twirled his hand in a talk-to-the-hand gesture.
"Erm... you're gay," Marth said as he ran.
"I know, aren't I?" Superfatman sighed. "I'm so happy."
"That's not what I meant," said Marth, stopping.
"Oh?" Superfatman cocked his head like a little bird that couldn't fit on a branch and fell. "What do you mean by that?"
"That you are gay," Marth said rather obviously.
"I KNOW!! I'M HAPPY!!!"
"Overly happy," muttered Marth. "Faggishly happy,"
"Gay means happy," said Superfatman. "Gay: Full of or showing high-spirited merriment. You see?"
"It also means that you are a FAG!!" Marth shouted.
"You're extremely rude, you know that, young man?"
Marth chose to ignore him.
Suddenly, a thousand of hot pink ropes twisted around him. "SAY THANK- YOU!!"
"Thank you," said Marth through gritted teeth. "Tutu man,"
"Did you just say tutu?" Superfatman squealed. "Like, oh my God!"
"Does this guy have an alter-ego that's a girl or something?" Marth thought wildly to himself.
A bunch of kids surrounded Superfatman and held his hand. Then they started to sing: "I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY WITH A GREAT BIG HUG AND A KISS FORM ME TO YOU, WON'T YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME TOO!!"
Marth crumpled to the ground, his hands tight over his ears. Certain flashbacks of his life were flashing in front of his eyes...
********************FLASHBACK!!***********************
A young boy with blue hair was running away from a giant spork, who was screaming random things about strawberries...
An octopus with tiger arms and horse legs was floating in the sky, while an elf with pointy ears wearing a tunic was looking incredulously at it ...
A redhead boy with a headband and a sword had a plastic bag over his head and was laughing hysterically, clutching a GameCube...
A certain half dog demon was arguing with a girl with long black hair in a traditional Japanese schoolgirl uniform, while another girl holding a boomerang slapped a priest that was trying to kiss her. A fluffy demon looked down on them, throwing tomatoes...
A man with long red hair and a X-shaped scar was facing off with a guy that looked more like a mummy than anything else. They were using bananas as weapons...
A princess looked down on her kingdom, which consisted of purple fields and yellow wolves that were laughing about mushrooms...
A girl with blue hair in a ponytail hit a weird-looking thing with a baseball bat. "BINGO!!!" she said, holding a pair of scissors.
*******************END FLASHBACK!!!*****************
(A/N: If you can guess who all the people in the flashbacks are, you get to choose anything that will turn up in the next chapter.)
Marth snapped out of the flashbacks. "WHO THE HECK WERE THEY?!?" he screamed.
A girl with poofy green hair appeared in front of him. "They are your destiny, young grasshopper. They are your shoes!! They will fall on your head!!! They will smell horribly but you must face the truth!!! DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!!!!" she disappeared.
Superfatman and his gang of kids materialized in front of him again. "BARNEY IS A DINOSAUR FROM OUR IMAGINATION..."
Marth then decided that he'd rather face the abnormal flashbacks.
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Just when it seemed all hope was lost for out Altean hero, something green streaked past Marth and rammed into Superfatman.
While Link tripped and fell to the ground, Superfatman, his kids, and the Barney plushie started to disintegrate.
"GREEN - IS SO MY COLOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!" Superfatman screamed before he banished.
Link and Marth looked at each other and screamed, "YOU'RE A LIFE SAVER, DUDE!!"
"I am?" they questioned each other.
"No, I'm not, YOU ARE!!" they yelled.
"Why are we talking like this?" they asked.
"I don't know, but it's getting really annoying..." they answered at the same time.
"This is freaky," they commented.
"Naw, really?" they both said sarcastically.
"SHUT UP!!" they screamed.
"NO, YOU SHUT UP!!" they screamed back.
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
"STOP IT!!"
"I CAN'T!!"
"STOP IT, AUTHORESS!!!"
"Why?" the voice from above said.
"SHUT UP, OR ELSE!!" Link and Marth drew their swords.
"Fine, fine."
"Thank you," said Marth.
"We're going to have sore throats after this," Link said, rubbing his neck.
"So, what happened to you?" Marth asked.
"Oh, that." Link grimaced. "There was an army of Redead... thousands of them..."
"Did you attack them?" Marth asked.
Link looked sheepish. "Erm... not really..."
Marth raised an eyebrow. (It's hard to imagine them doing that, y'know?) "I thought you were the HERO of Time?"
"I am the Hero of Time! I really am! It's just that - "
"Right, I don't want to know," Marth turned away.
"Sure you do! It's a fairly good excuse!"
Marth shook his head. "Yeah, the dog ate your homework."
"I don't have a dog! The FAIRY ate my homework! Hey... Navi! Navi, you worthless fairy, get over here!" Link called.
The highly annoying fairy Thinkerbell appeared, that is, until she left the universe after being punched by Navi.
"Violence is not the answer, Navi," Link said.
Marth sat Indian style on the ground and started om-ming. He managed to levitate about two feet before he was slammed into the ground by Link's sword.
"Stop doing that freaky Hindu thing," Link said forcefully.
"Hindu? Who said Hindu? I'm Hindu!" Navi said eagerly with a British accent.
Link and Marth looked dumbstruck. Link started knocking on Navi's head. "Navi? Is that you in there?"
Navi dodged Link's knuckles. "Course I'm in here, you git. And don't call me Navi, it's bloody annoying, I don't see why I had to be reincarnated as a fairy!"
Link and Marth just stared. (They seem to do a lot of staring, don't they? ^^)
"Not only a fairy, but a fairy in the bloody game world that doesn't even exist! I was perfectly fine playing the guitar! But of course, I had to go DIE, didn't I? And the gods decided I had to be a fairy! I didn't do anything wrong, did I?" Navi rambled.
Marth asked, "So... Navi, you're not really Navi, right?"
"Of course I'm Navi! I'm just not Navi!!" said Navi.
"Huh?"
"I'm Navi, but not Navi!" Navi said insistently.
"I'm lost," said Marth.
"Ditto," said Link.
"DITTO!!!!" a overly large Ditto appeared in front of the three.
"What the..." Navi flew backwards.
"AHH!!! IT'S JELL-O!! ALIVE!!! FEAR THE JELL-O!! RUUUUUN!!!" screamed Link.
"Don't be stupid, it's only a Ditto," said Marth.
"Ditto?" said Ditto.
"It can morph into anything," said Marth.
"IT'S JELL-O!!!" screamed Link and Navi at the same time.
"Ditto," said Ditto.
"If only Mewtwo were here..." said Marth. "We'd know what on Earth it's trying to say,"
A chibi Albert Einstein appeared. "Actually, you're not technically on Earth, because this is not Earth. You are not real, you are not on Earth. Speaking of, e=mc2..."
Marth flicked Einstein away, who was explaining why Quantum Physics could not be real.
"As I was saying," Marth cleared his throat, "If only Mewtwo were here..."
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Roy was sitting on a rock, humming the tune to "Memory" from the musical Cats. Mewtwo was concentrating, trying to reach Link or Marth.
Roy continued humming off-key. The thing is, he was no Britney Spears. He was a heck of a lot better than Britney Spears.
"WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?" Mewtwo bellowed. "IT'S HARD TO CONCENTRATE WHEN SOMEONE IS SINGING 'MEMORY' OFF TUNE, YOU KNOW!!!!"
"Geez, sorry," Roy said. "I never noticed you had a temper, Mewtwo,"
A large rock started levitating of its own accord (~_^) and fell on Roy's head.
"Ahh, the power of psychic abilities..." said Mewtwo.
"Actually, the phrase is: Ahh, the power of cheese..." said Roy, climbing out from under the rock, a huge lump on his head.
A larger rock found its way to Roy's head.
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"You don't know who I am?" said Navi.
"No," said Link and Marth in unison.
Navi got a sitar out of nowhere and started playing it. "I'm George Harrison!"
Silence. Except for the sitar, of course.
"Come on, don't tell me you don't know who I am!" no it was Navi/ George's time to stare.
Link and Marth shook their heads dumbly.
"Does anyone know hwo I am on this bloody planet?!?" George asked no one in particular.
Suddenly, there were girlish screams, "OH MY GOD, IT'S GEORGE HARRISON!!" A group of rabid fangirls attacked George.
George flew out of the pile. "Good God, get them off!"
A jet of green light came down and made the rabid fangirls vanish.
"This is bloody annoying. I'm going to go to Earth and see how Ringo and Paul are. I wonder if John's a fairy too..." George twittered away, muttering to himself.
Suddenly, there came a voice. It only seemed to echo in Link's ears. "Link? Marth? Can you hear me?"
Link jumped to his feet. "Who was that?"
"Let's think. Who can talk to you telepathically?" said the voice.
"Erm... Avril Lavigne?" suggested Link.
There was a crash as the mysterious psychic fell over. "I'd kill myself before I was Avril Lavigne."
"NO! AVRIL, DON'T DO IT! I LIKE SKATER BOI!!!" Link cried madly.
"YOU IDIOT, IT'S MEWTWO!!!" screamed the voice.
"Oh... right..." Link said.
"Are you with Marth?"
"Yeah..." Link replied.
"Well then, go back to the start of the maze. Roy and I are already there."
"OKAY!!! BYE AVRIL!!"
Mewtwo stopped talking to Link before his stupidity affected him more than it already had.
Roy was touching his huge lump gently, wincing every time he did. "Did you get to them?"
"Yes, to Link," Mewtwo replied.
"And what'd he say?" inquired Roy.
"He thought I was Avril Lavigne."
Roy fell over.
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"MARTH!!" Link screamed.
"What?" Marth said groggily. He'd fallen asleep. Go figure.
"We have to back to the start of the maze!"
"Who told you that?" Marth asked.
"Some person named Mewtwo who's actually Avril Lavigne in disguise."
Marth sweatdropped. "And people think I'm stupid..."
"We're out of Folgers!!" Link said suddenly.
Marth spun around. "WHAT?!?"
"No Folgers!" Link repeated.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-" Marth coughed. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
"I've got some Maxwell House!" Link held up a can. "Good to the last drop!"
Marth stopped screaming. "Shouldn't we be going on now?"
"YA THINK?!?" said Mewtwo inside his head.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Twenty minutes later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Took you long enough," Roy commented.
"Yeah, well, some things... slowed us down," Marth said, after a glance at Link.
"No matter," said Mewtwo. "But we must stick together, because we obviously get in trouble when we are by ourselves." He looked at the others.
"Fine with me," Roy muttered.
"Sure, as long as I'm not left alone with Link," Marth said.
"Did you say something, Marth?" Link looked up.
Marth, Roy, and Mewtwo sweatdropped.
"All right," said Mewtwo, gaining his composure. "A team."
At that moment, a thick, heavy slab fell on top of them.
"Sorry, I don't have good aim!" the tech crew guy yelled.
"We could tell," Roy said furiously.
Marth sat up. "There's writing on it!"
Mewtwo floated above having dodged the stone. "I know."
Link lay on the ground, a lump forming on his head. "Bobby Flay?"
"Read the riddle, Mewtwo," Roy said.
Mewtwo cleared his throat. "It says:
If you can solve this riddle, The answer you will find. You must put your brains together But these words, be sure to mind: When the rats go back and pop And a hammer is brought down, Then the granite and the limestone Will surely start to frown. You must then rush forward And force them far apart, And the gap that you will make Through very quickly you must dart. And the beast that you will face Does dislike a certain song. You must call forward a being That will help you sing along. You will find that this strong beast Guards the one thing that you seek, And once you defeat it, It will become very meek. It will lead you to the exit Through which you may not have some fun, But as soon as it is over You quest will soon be done."
Then, there was silence.
"That makes no sense what-so-ever," Link said sadly.
"Don't complain, just shut up," Marth said sharply.
Mewtwo added, "And think..."
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That riddle took me ages to write!! It was approved by my cousin over the phone, who said it was absolutely confusing.
Marth: You got that right.
Well, if you don't solve it, YOU WILL BE STUCK FOREVER!!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!!
Marth: o_O
Hehehehe... REVIEW, PEOPLE!! I NEED REVIEWS!!! Flames will be given to HIM * jabs a finger at Captain Falcon *, who will mistake them for his helmet and suffer from third-degree burns.
C. Falcon: SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!!
* hurls him out the window * PRESS THE BUTTON!!! REVIEW!!!