Chapter 3- Karst's Treasure chest of Torture!
A/N- when Ivan uses "Mind Read" it is indicated by a "~" at the opening and close of the session...thank you!
Scene: Alexandrea
ENTER FMV (a bunch of Nobly Noble Nobles are walking down the street. We then see a small boy by the age of 14, wearing enormous clown shoes, sporting a big steeped hat and a robe that covers his body. His name is Ivan- a black mage. He looks down but after a shadow covers himself and the Nobly Noble Nobles. The shadow comes from the Tolbi-bound Ship in the air...The big musical score starts the ship flies magnificently to Alexandrea Castle and the words "GOLDEN FANTASY IX" appears) END FMV
(Ivan is walking down the street taking in the sights and commenting on how horrible the city looks despite what it said on the Travel Brochure. But due to his clown shoes, he falls. The Silly Little girl approaches )
Silly Little Girl (SLG): excuth me mithter but you dropped your thicketh.
Ivan: er...th-thank you
(he gets up and walks over to the ticket stand where the infamous Karst is awaiting him with ::Evil music:: the look of...Black Death...)
Karst: (looking at a Teen Magazine): what do you want, peon?
Ivan: heeeeeeey! that isn't very nice!!
Karst: (notices Ivan) well look who it is... (looks at a card that says "how to be nice to people without loosing your evil dignity") How... may...I-I-I H-h-h-help y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you? (tries to make a nice face, that looks terrible)
Ivan: that sounds like your hiding something... because you sound nicer than usual... MIND READ!!!
Karst: (mind read)... ~I hate trying to be nice... they told me that I should Blend in... I cant believe that I, the great Karst, president of the Torture now and still look pretty club and honorary member of the Proxian League of the Obsessive Mars Adepts is to sit here and look like a loser reading a stupid magazine. (looks at her magazine) ooooooooooh horoscopes. hey! mine says " you are a pathetic looser. Be nice to midgets today or else you will experience shocking consequences..." hmmmmmm "Your partner will start to look hotter than ever before because Venus in in retrograde...what's retrograde? hmmmmmm... (notices Ivan, then glares) Soooooo you little loser, desired to look into my mind? cute, but I don't date midgets! STOP READING MY MIND!!! stop! I'm warning you! 1.. 2... 3! I warned you, (in a singing voice) I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME! WERE A HAPPY FAMILY, WITH A GREAT BIG HUG AND KISS FROM ME TO YOU...~
Ivan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (Falls over) Karst... your the master of torture!
Karst: Thank you... I practice... now, I know that you didn't come here to look at my pretty face... now show me your ticket... (she looks at the ticket) I want to be your canary? I'm sorry... but this ticket is fake... tonight's showing is "I want to be your Crow"
Ivan: (pouts) damn...
Karst: awwwwww cheer up... I'll give you something out of my torture chest... (takes out her infamous "Torture Chest" lets see... hmmmmmm Barney Sing along, Chains, spikes, rack, cage, family reunion slideshow, laser rifle, wand, scythe, axe, "fluffy kitties" perfume, animal dander, "essence of Agatio" hey! I found something! Take this! (gives Ivan a small box ) open it when you only want to cause extreme torture!
Ivan: hmmmmmm... Karst... your the best!
(Ivan leaves the stand and walks into a dark alleyway inhabited by two people, an old woman wearing WAY too little skirt and a the Sign maker, who is up on the ladder fixing the sign)
Old lady Prostitute: heeeeeeey there handsome... 200 gill!
Ivan: (startled) how old are you?
OLP: 80 years young
Ivan: ewwwww...
Sign maker: 80 YEARS?!? 200 GILL!?! YOU HAVE A DEAL!!!
(Sign maker jumps off the latter and runs away with OLP)
Ivan: IM SCARED FOR LIFE!!!
(Piers walks up to Ivan)
Piers: Yo dawg! whatz happenin?
Ivan: ... uhhhhhh... what...(looks at Piers Tail) are you?
Piers: IM DA GANSTA LEMURIAN!!!
Ivan: Can you speak in a language I can understand... please?
Piers: I thought you would never ask. Ivan of Contigo, Jupiter Adept... would you like to assist me in my honorary quest of illegally obstruct the Alexandrean laws for a few hours of enjoyment?
Ivan: once again... in a language I can understand...
Piers: oh hell... DO YOU WANNA HELP ME SNEAK INTO THE CASTLE TO SEE THE PLAY?!?
Ivan: sure...
Piers: (in a condemning voice) then you must be my slave...
Ivan: WHAT?!? (conjures a version of the original script) heh heh heh...whatever you say...
(Piers takes the ladder and runs to the church steeple)
Piers: ok slave... climb up the ladder...
(Ivan does what he is told. But to his surprise, a Venus Djinni jumps starts shouting)
Venus Djinni: (from atop of the steeple) GOOD BY CRUEL WORLD!!! (jumps into the tube and knocks Ivan off the ladder) DAMN!!! CANT YOU SEE A SUICIDAL DJINNI WHEN YOU SEE ONE? KUPO! Ivan: kupo?
Venus Djinni: yes, 'kupo' its something that all my Djinn friends contracted when we agreed to take the roles of the moogles...kupo
Piers: sorry, this is Flint, the schizophrenic Venus Djinni
Flint: greetings, kupo. I shall enter you in my book...la la la la la la la... hey Eddy!
(Eddy, the Mercury Djinni enters)
Flint: you look ridiculous
Eddy: you think I could help it? I'm on a mission to travel the world!
Flint: oooooooook... I'll probably never see you again, right?
Eddy: uh-huh...
Flint: later...
Eddy: much...er...kupo!
Piers: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... ok... now climb up...
(Ivan does what he is told and climbs up the ladder. Then Piers follows)
Ivan: Oi... I'm afraid of heights...
Piers: Awwwwww c'mon ya yellowbelly!
Ivan: I thought Hsu was-
Piers: OK!!! just follow me! Just...(looks down) DON'T LOOK DOWN!!!
Ivan: don't look down... don't look down...
(looks down only to see something that if I described it I would have to up the rating )
OLP: OHHHHHHHHH SIGN MAKER!!! YOU MONSTER
Sign maker: ohhhhhhhhh yeah...
Ivan: AUGH!!! MY VIRGIN EYES!!! (falls off)
Piers: I knew this would happen, (uses some water psynergy to rescue Ivan)
Ivan: thank you Piers: your welcome. OLP commonly uses that ally way for her job, I know this so I know when to look down or not...
Ivan: how do YOU know
OLP: (looks up to see Piers) Oh HEY SWEETIE!!! GRANDMA IS BUSY RIGHT NOW! COME BACK LATER!!! OH IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE FINALLY MAID A NEW FRIEND!!! HI PIERS' FRIEND!!! IM ON THE JOB BUT IF YOU ARE HUNGRY LATER COME TO MY HOUSE (points to garbage can) I COULD BAKE COOKIES!!!
Ivan: she's...
Piers: ask no questions and I'll tell you no lies... erm... LOOK THE SHOW IS STARTING!!!
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wow... things about Piers we all wanted to know...
Breeze: tune in for the next chapter!
Corona: yeah, the fun begins!
A/N- when Ivan uses "Mind Read" it is indicated by a "~" at the opening and close of the session...thank you!
Scene: Alexandrea
ENTER FMV (a bunch of Nobly Noble Nobles are walking down the street. We then see a small boy by the age of 14, wearing enormous clown shoes, sporting a big steeped hat and a robe that covers his body. His name is Ivan- a black mage. He looks down but after a shadow covers himself and the Nobly Noble Nobles. The shadow comes from the Tolbi-bound Ship in the air...The big musical score starts the ship flies magnificently to Alexandrea Castle and the words "GOLDEN FANTASY IX" appears) END FMV
(Ivan is walking down the street taking in the sights and commenting on how horrible the city looks despite what it said on the Travel Brochure. But due to his clown shoes, he falls. The Silly Little girl approaches )
Silly Little Girl (SLG): excuth me mithter but you dropped your thicketh.
Ivan: er...th-thank you
(he gets up and walks over to the ticket stand where the infamous Karst is awaiting him with ::Evil music:: the look of...Black Death...)
Karst: (looking at a Teen Magazine): what do you want, peon?
Ivan: heeeeeeey! that isn't very nice!!
Karst: (notices Ivan) well look who it is... (looks at a card that says "how to be nice to people without loosing your evil dignity") How... may...I-I-I H-h-h-help y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you? (tries to make a nice face, that looks terrible)
Ivan: that sounds like your hiding something... because you sound nicer than usual... MIND READ!!!
Karst: (mind read)... ~I hate trying to be nice... they told me that I should Blend in... I cant believe that I, the great Karst, president of the Torture now and still look pretty club and honorary member of the Proxian League of the Obsessive Mars Adepts is to sit here and look like a loser reading a stupid magazine. (looks at her magazine) ooooooooooh horoscopes. hey! mine says " you are a pathetic looser. Be nice to midgets today or else you will experience shocking consequences..." hmmmmmm "Your partner will start to look hotter than ever before because Venus in in retrograde...what's retrograde? hmmmmmm... (notices Ivan, then glares) Soooooo you little loser, desired to look into my mind? cute, but I don't date midgets! STOP READING MY MIND!!! stop! I'm warning you! 1.. 2... 3! I warned you, (in a singing voice) I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME! WERE A HAPPY FAMILY, WITH A GREAT BIG HUG AND KISS FROM ME TO YOU...~
Ivan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (Falls over) Karst... your the master of torture!
Karst: Thank you... I practice... now, I know that you didn't come here to look at my pretty face... now show me your ticket... (she looks at the ticket) I want to be your canary? I'm sorry... but this ticket is fake... tonight's showing is "I want to be your Crow"
Ivan: (pouts) damn...
Karst: awwwwww cheer up... I'll give you something out of my torture chest... (takes out her infamous "Torture Chest" lets see... hmmmmmm Barney Sing along, Chains, spikes, rack, cage, family reunion slideshow, laser rifle, wand, scythe, axe, "fluffy kitties" perfume, animal dander, "essence of Agatio" hey! I found something! Take this! (gives Ivan a small box ) open it when you only want to cause extreme torture!
Ivan: hmmmmmm... Karst... your the best!
(Ivan leaves the stand and walks into a dark alleyway inhabited by two people, an old woman wearing WAY too little skirt and a the Sign maker, who is up on the ladder fixing the sign)
Old lady Prostitute: heeeeeeey there handsome... 200 gill!
Ivan: (startled) how old are you?
OLP: 80 years young
Ivan: ewwwww...
Sign maker: 80 YEARS?!? 200 GILL!?! YOU HAVE A DEAL!!!
(Sign maker jumps off the latter and runs away with OLP)
Ivan: IM SCARED FOR LIFE!!!
(Piers walks up to Ivan)
Piers: Yo dawg! whatz happenin?
Ivan: ... uhhhhhh... what...(looks at Piers Tail) are you?
Piers: IM DA GANSTA LEMURIAN!!!
Ivan: Can you speak in a language I can understand... please?
Piers: I thought you would never ask. Ivan of Contigo, Jupiter Adept... would you like to assist me in my honorary quest of illegally obstruct the Alexandrean laws for a few hours of enjoyment?
Ivan: once again... in a language I can understand...
Piers: oh hell... DO YOU WANNA HELP ME SNEAK INTO THE CASTLE TO SEE THE PLAY?!?
Ivan: sure...
Piers: (in a condemning voice) then you must be my slave...
Ivan: WHAT?!? (conjures a version of the original script) heh heh heh...whatever you say...
(Piers takes the ladder and runs to the church steeple)
Piers: ok slave... climb up the ladder...
(Ivan does what he is told. But to his surprise, a Venus Djinni jumps starts shouting)
Venus Djinni: (from atop of the steeple) GOOD BY CRUEL WORLD!!! (jumps into the tube and knocks Ivan off the ladder) DAMN!!! CANT YOU SEE A SUICIDAL DJINNI WHEN YOU SEE ONE? KUPO! Ivan: kupo?
Venus Djinni: yes, 'kupo' its something that all my Djinn friends contracted when we agreed to take the roles of the moogles...kupo
Piers: sorry, this is Flint, the schizophrenic Venus Djinni
Flint: greetings, kupo. I shall enter you in my book...la la la la la la la... hey Eddy!
(Eddy, the Mercury Djinni enters)
Flint: you look ridiculous
Eddy: you think I could help it? I'm on a mission to travel the world!
Flint: oooooooook... I'll probably never see you again, right?
Eddy: uh-huh...
Flint: later...
Eddy: much...er...kupo!
Piers: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... ok... now climb up...
(Ivan does what he is told and climbs up the ladder. Then Piers follows)
Ivan: Oi... I'm afraid of heights...
Piers: Awwwwww c'mon ya yellowbelly!
Ivan: I thought Hsu was-
Piers: OK!!! just follow me! Just...(looks down) DON'T LOOK DOWN!!!
Ivan: don't look down... don't look down...
(looks down only to see something that if I described it I would have to up the rating )
OLP: OHHHHHHHHH SIGN MAKER!!! YOU MONSTER
Sign maker: ohhhhhhhhh yeah...
Ivan: AUGH!!! MY VIRGIN EYES!!! (falls off)
Piers: I knew this would happen, (uses some water psynergy to rescue Ivan)
Ivan: thank you Piers: your welcome. OLP commonly uses that ally way for her job, I know this so I know when to look down or not...
Ivan: how do YOU know
OLP: (looks up to see Piers) Oh HEY SWEETIE!!! GRANDMA IS BUSY RIGHT NOW! COME BACK LATER!!! OH IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE FINALLY MAID A NEW FRIEND!!! HI PIERS' FRIEND!!! IM ON THE JOB BUT IF YOU ARE HUNGRY LATER COME TO MY HOUSE (points to garbage can) I COULD BAKE COOKIES!!!
Ivan: she's...
Piers: ask no questions and I'll tell you no lies... erm... LOOK THE SHOW IS STARTING!!!
____________________________________________________________________________
wow... things about Piers we all wanted to know...
Breeze: tune in for the next chapter!
Corona: yeah, the fun begins!