The day of Mario

Me: Hello. This is just a little thing what Mario does everyday. Here goes!

Disclaimer: Don't own Mario

********** Day 1 **********

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Day 1, 6:00am

Mario wakes up. He looks at his face, and screams because 40inches of Black beard comes out of Mario's chin.

6:20am

He finally shaves off all the beard. He changes into his plumber suit.

6:30am

He wakes up Luigi, and checks his pulse, which stopped, and Mario screams out loud.

6:32am

Luigi chokes, and screams, 'BOO!' and Mario gets Koed.

6:35am

Mario wakes up.

6:36am

Mario makes breakfast.

6:45am

Luigi spits his breakfast of Pie and Cucumber Relish. Mario gets frustrated, and throws the frying pan at Luigi. Luigi gets Knocked out.

6:50am

Luigi wakes up, and throws the breakfast at Mario. They fight.

7:00 am

They stop fighting, and gets ready for work.

7:30am

They arrive at their office.

8:00am

They wait.

8:30am

Someone actually calls for Luigi and Mario to work.

9:30am

They arrive at the place, and saw that someone has frozen the sink.

10:00am

They fixed the sink. They charge the Customer $400. The Customer throws both of them out of the window and charge them $400. So they got no money.

11:00am

A call from Bowser. He says he needs some fixing with his laundry. Mario says he is a plumber. Bowser says he'll vaporize him if he don't. Mario agrees.

11:50 am

Mario fixes the laundry. He receives $3000000.

12:30pm

Peach calls. She says some mushrooms clog her pipes up. Mario says he'll come in 30 minutes.

12:50pm

Mario arrives, and sees Peach lying down the couch and watching R-rated movies. Mario was horrifed.

12:59pm

Movie finishes and Peach finds Mario. Peach screams. Mario shouts at her. Peach says sorry. Mario says its okay. He starts to fix the pipes.

1:00pm

Mario finsishes. He receives 50 cents.

1:30pm

Mario heads for Toad's All-you-can-eat Resturant. Toad charges him $50 every time he eats 1 piece of chicken.

2:00pm

He goes back to his office, and there's a note from Luigi saying 'At Daisy's place, need fixing some pipes' Mario decides he might need help.

3:00pm

He arrives, and sees Luigi and Daisy doing what they do in 'discovery channel' Mario faints.

4:00pm

Mario wakes up, and sees Daisy. He screams out loud. Daisy leds him her car.

4:25pm

Mario arrives at his office. Someone says they're having problems with their heater.

4:30pm

Mario arrives, and sees a heater eating cakes. Mario fixes the Heater and charges the customer 20cents. The customer says Mario doesn't need to pay his bills for the office. Mario realised that its his Landlord.

4:35pm

Mario arrives back at the office. Luigi and Mario counts how many money they earned.

5:40pm

They finished counting the money, and they earned $3004000.50.

6:00pm

They head back home. But stops at 'Goomba's all-you-can-eat' restaurant.

6:45pm

They paid 30cents to the Goomba and received a free Mp3.

7:00pm

They arrive home, and fights to get to the bath first. Mario wins.

7:05pm

While Mario's having a bath, Yoshi video tapes Mario. Koopa sees what Yoshis doing, and he beats the crap out of him.

8:00pm

Mario finishes bath, and sees 'Seinfield' before going back to sleep.

8:30pm

Mario finishes watching 'Seinfield' but realise today's movie is 'Toy Story 2'. He watches that.

10:40pm

Movie finishes, and goes to sleep.

11:00pm

He reaches for the bed, and realised that he favourite wrench had been missing. He cries all night.

12:00am

Peach laughs as she breaks 'Mario's Wrench'.

End Day.

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A/n: How'd you like is it cool?