Chapter 4- The play Begins
A/N- The play is very different from I want to be your Canary but similar~
Alexandrea Castle- Kings Chamber
(The mayor of Alhafra is sitting in his throne. He gained 200 pounds since he shut himself up in his manor after the Briggs incident. He is dressed in thick red robes and is sweating profusely. he is also sporting a large hat that has two brooms sticking out. He uses a fan to aid in his sweating. to his left there is Garet, honorary Captain on the Knights of Uranus. he has red hair that shoots upward. He has a broadsword in his hands and wares thick armor. He isn't the "sharpest tool in the shelf" To the King's right there is an epically haughty Jenna, who has her sword in it's scabbard. She also has a headband that covers one of her beautiful brown eyes. She also sports armor that exposes a bit a good portion of her cleavage because she 'forgot' to zip it up all the way. Just for the occasion, and perhaps to get Garet to drool over her, she zipped it down a bit more than usual. The King also has two female soldiers to his side. Enter Princes Mia, The beautiful Turquoise haired girl with two beautiful sapphires for eyes, today is her 16th Birthday hence the celebration. Despite this, she looks depressed.)
FMV (Ivan and Piers run up to their seats. The orchestra finishes warming up and everybody starts to clap. The camera Pans to a Depressed Mia looking down on herself with Garet in the Background. Garet looks at her. As if to cheer her up, he brandishes his sword and points it to the stage. All these magnificent fireworks come out of the stage and the audience cheers. Garet looks at Mia again with a satisfied look in his face but gasps to see that Mia's mood hasn't changed. The king, on the other hand, looks in amazement and starts dancing, embarrassing everybody in his private box.) END FMV
-Stage-
(Master Feh walks onto stage and bows )
Feh: welcome my children, today's performance is "I want to be your Crow" by I.P Freely. Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, King Bhrane, Princess Mia, and to our rooftop viewers (Ivan and Piers snicker) I present to you, "I want to Be your Crow!!!" (applause)
(big orchestral piece starts, Isaac, Briggs, Hsu, and Akafubu enter the stage, each holding a sword)
Briggs: Bring me my love to me, of feel my blade!
Isaac: Stay Kinsman, we shalt slaughter the monster who deprived you of your maiden, slain my brother, and has stolen Akafubu's hair curlers!
Akafubu: for three crimes committed in the most heinous way, thou shalt perish (charges at Feh)
Feh: Gar har har... not on my wristwatch! (two toadies appear beside Feh swords in hand.)
ENTER BATTLE!!!
::the typical rotation occurs::
MASTER FEH APPEARS!
TOADIE 1 APPEARS!
TOADY 2 APPEARS!
ISAAC'S PARTY TO ATTACK FIRST!
HSU BELLOWS A LOUD NOTE-
WIMPY CRY!
::Hsu bellows. (its like when those Harpy/Virago/Harridan screech) and hits Toadie 1::
TOADY 1 TAKES 30 DAMAGE!
TOADY 1 CANT MOVE!
AKAFUBU CASTS THE STUNNING SPELL!
STUPIFY!
:: a dazzling red beam hits Toadie 2::
TOADIE 2 TAKES 50 DAMAGE!
TOADIE 2 IS PARALYZED AND CANNOT MOVE!
BRIGGS IS DEFENDING!
ISAAC'S GAIA BLADE LETS OUT A HOWL!
TITAN BLADE!
:: a magnificent Sword falls from the sky and sinks into the floor on Feh, creating a massive show of multicolor balls exploding from the point of contact::
MASTER FEH TAKES 225 DAMAGE!
TOADY 1 CAN'T MOVE!
TOADY 2 IS PARALYZED AND CANNOT MOVE!
MASTER FEH CASTS STROBE LIGHT!
:: 3 spot lights go from Feh to Hsu, knocking him out::
HSU TAKES 300 DAMAGE!
HSU GOES DOWN!
~EXIT BATTLE THEME~
::Feizi appears::
Isaac: Feizi!
Feh: Feizi!
Feizi: you are a despicable man, father. he is my lover and there is nothing you can do about it.
Feh: treasonous daughter! I will make you see the light!
~ENTER BATTLE~
FEIZI APPEARS!
FEIZI CASTS MAGNIFICENT PHOENIX!
:: Feizi explodes (with help from the backstage crew and some awesome display of fireworks, into a phoenix, charges at Feh, then explodes around Hsu, reviving him. Feizi explodes out of the phoenix and falls::
HSU IS REVIVED!
FEIZI GOES DOWN!
MASTER FEH ATTACKS!!!
TOADIE 1 CASTS SMOKE BOMB-AGA!
::a large explosion of smoke covers our heroes, toady 2 takes Feizi::
TOADIE 2 RUNS!
TOADIE 1 RUNS!
MASTER FEH RUNS!
~EXIT BATTLE THEME~
Briggs: GET BACK HERE!!!
Akafubu: HO!!!
Everybody: huh?
Akafubu: er... LETS GO!
(Briggs and Akafubu run off stage, Isaac tries to follow but is hindered by Hsu)
Isaac: what says you, kinsman?
Hsu: let them go. If Feizi is to marry prince...(forgets lines) er...um... Chef...
Isaac: Chef?
Hsu: Chef of Boyardee!
Isaac: Chef Boyardee? canned spaghetti? kinsman, surely you are not serious? ::whispers:: SHINDLER!!!
Hsu: oh yes... thank you! If Feizi is to marry Shindler, peace would reign! Isaac: NAY! kinsman, hast thou lost thy mind?
Hsu: Then DIE! (does a war cry and chases Isaac off stage)
::The audience cheers::
Isaac: come at thee!
Hsu: under my blade you'll be!
~ENTER BATTLE~
( instead of the standard battle music, it is replaced with that Spanish song)
HSU APPEARS!
HSU TO ATTACK FIRST!
HSU ATTACKS!
ISAAC TAKES 3 DAMAGE
ISAAC CASTS PLUME EDGE!
HSU TAKES 200 DAMAGE!
HSU SHOWS OFF SOME PITIFUL KARATE!
ISAAC NIMBLY DOGES THE BLOW!
ISAAC UNLEASHES ECHO!
DOUBLE STRIKE!
HSU TAKES 400 DAMAGE!
YOU FELLED HSU!
~EXIT BATTLE THEME~
(the crowd throws more than coins at the performers)
Isaac and Hsu: RUN AWAY!!!
(run into Castle)
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wow...that was a terrible performance...
Corona: you need more of Eddy in there... he's my hero...
Breeze: yeah...
oooooook... well tune in for chapter 5, Decisive Action!
A/N- The play is very different from I want to be your Canary but similar~
Alexandrea Castle- Kings Chamber
(The mayor of Alhafra is sitting in his throne. He gained 200 pounds since he shut himself up in his manor after the Briggs incident. He is dressed in thick red robes and is sweating profusely. he is also sporting a large hat that has two brooms sticking out. He uses a fan to aid in his sweating. to his left there is Garet, honorary Captain on the Knights of Uranus. he has red hair that shoots upward. He has a broadsword in his hands and wares thick armor. He isn't the "sharpest tool in the shelf" To the King's right there is an epically haughty Jenna, who has her sword in it's scabbard. She also has a headband that covers one of her beautiful brown eyes. She also sports armor that exposes a bit a good portion of her cleavage because she 'forgot' to zip it up all the way. Just for the occasion, and perhaps to get Garet to drool over her, she zipped it down a bit more than usual. The King also has two female soldiers to his side. Enter Princes Mia, The beautiful Turquoise haired girl with two beautiful sapphires for eyes, today is her 16th Birthday hence the celebration. Despite this, she looks depressed.)
FMV (Ivan and Piers run up to their seats. The orchestra finishes warming up and everybody starts to clap. The camera Pans to a Depressed Mia looking down on herself with Garet in the Background. Garet looks at her. As if to cheer her up, he brandishes his sword and points it to the stage. All these magnificent fireworks come out of the stage and the audience cheers. Garet looks at Mia again with a satisfied look in his face but gasps to see that Mia's mood hasn't changed. The king, on the other hand, looks in amazement and starts dancing, embarrassing everybody in his private box.) END FMV
-Stage-
(Master Feh walks onto stage and bows )
Feh: welcome my children, today's performance is "I want to be your Crow" by I.P Freely. Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, King Bhrane, Princess Mia, and to our rooftop viewers (Ivan and Piers snicker) I present to you, "I want to Be your Crow!!!" (applause)
(big orchestral piece starts, Isaac, Briggs, Hsu, and Akafubu enter the stage, each holding a sword)
Briggs: Bring me my love to me, of feel my blade!
Isaac: Stay Kinsman, we shalt slaughter the monster who deprived you of your maiden, slain my brother, and has stolen Akafubu's hair curlers!
Akafubu: for three crimes committed in the most heinous way, thou shalt perish (charges at Feh)
Feh: Gar har har... not on my wristwatch! (two toadies appear beside Feh swords in hand.)
ENTER BATTLE!!!
::the typical rotation occurs::
MASTER FEH APPEARS!
TOADIE 1 APPEARS!
TOADY 2 APPEARS!
ISAAC'S PARTY TO ATTACK FIRST!
HSU BELLOWS A LOUD NOTE-
WIMPY CRY!
::Hsu bellows. (its like when those Harpy/Virago/Harridan screech) and hits Toadie 1::
TOADY 1 TAKES 30 DAMAGE!
TOADY 1 CANT MOVE!
AKAFUBU CASTS THE STUNNING SPELL!
STUPIFY!
:: a dazzling red beam hits Toadie 2::
TOADIE 2 TAKES 50 DAMAGE!
TOADIE 2 IS PARALYZED AND CANNOT MOVE!
BRIGGS IS DEFENDING!
ISAAC'S GAIA BLADE LETS OUT A HOWL!
TITAN BLADE!
:: a magnificent Sword falls from the sky and sinks into the floor on Feh, creating a massive show of multicolor balls exploding from the point of contact::
MASTER FEH TAKES 225 DAMAGE!
TOADY 1 CAN'T MOVE!
TOADY 2 IS PARALYZED AND CANNOT MOVE!
MASTER FEH CASTS STROBE LIGHT!
:: 3 spot lights go from Feh to Hsu, knocking him out::
HSU TAKES 300 DAMAGE!
HSU GOES DOWN!
~EXIT BATTLE THEME~
::Feizi appears::
Isaac: Feizi!
Feh: Feizi!
Feizi: you are a despicable man, father. he is my lover and there is nothing you can do about it.
Feh: treasonous daughter! I will make you see the light!
~ENTER BATTLE~
FEIZI APPEARS!
FEIZI CASTS MAGNIFICENT PHOENIX!
:: Feizi explodes (with help from the backstage crew and some awesome display of fireworks, into a phoenix, charges at Feh, then explodes around Hsu, reviving him. Feizi explodes out of the phoenix and falls::
HSU IS REVIVED!
FEIZI GOES DOWN!
MASTER FEH ATTACKS!!!
TOADIE 1 CASTS SMOKE BOMB-AGA!
::a large explosion of smoke covers our heroes, toady 2 takes Feizi::
TOADIE 2 RUNS!
TOADIE 1 RUNS!
MASTER FEH RUNS!
~EXIT BATTLE THEME~
Briggs: GET BACK HERE!!!
Akafubu: HO!!!
Everybody: huh?
Akafubu: er... LETS GO!
(Briggs and Akafubu run off stage, Isaac tries to follow but is hindered by Hsu)
Isaac: what says you, kinsman?
Hsu: let them go. If Feizi is to marry prince...(forgets lines) er...um... Chef...
Isaac: Chef?
Hsu: Chef of Boyardee!
Isaac: Chef Boyardee? canned spaghetti? kinsman, surely you are not serious? ::whispers:: SHINDLER!!!
Hsu: oh yes... thank you! If Feizi is to marry Shindler, peace would reign! Isaac: NAY! kinsman, hast thou lost thy mind?
Hsu: Then DIE! (does a war cry and chases Isaac off stage)
::The audience cheers::
Isaac: come at thee!
Hsu: under my blade you'll be!
~ENTER BATTLE~
( instead of the standard battle music, it is replaced with that Spanish song)
HSU APPEARS!
HSU TO ATTACK FIRST!
HSU ATTACKS!
ISAAC TAKES 3 DAMAGE
ISAAC CASTS PLUME EDGE!
HSU TAKES 200 DAMAGE!
HSU SHOWS OFF SOME PITIFUL KARATE!
ISAAC NIMBLY DOGES THE BLOW!
ISAAC UNLEASHES ECHO!
DOUBLE STRIKE!
HSU TAKES 400 DAMAGE!
YOU FELLED HSU!
~EXIT BATTLE THEME~
(the crowd throws more than coins at the performers)
Isaac and Hsu: RUN AWAY!!!
(run into Castle)
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wow...that was a terrible performance...
Corona: you need more of Eddy in there... he's my hero...
Breeze: yeah...
oooooook... well tune in for chapter 5, Decisive Action!