Day of Mario
Hello! You think this was a one-chapter story? STUPID! You people are sooooooooo stupid! Did you see that Day 1 sign? I say, you people are verrrrrrry stupid!
Day 2
6:00am
Mario cries his eyes out. He couldn't see.
6:10 am
Mario finds his eyes, if you don't know I'm not telling you.
6:30 am
Mario tries to wake up Luigi. He checks his pulse. It stopped. Mario fainted. Luigi gets up and laughs.
6:40 am
Mario gains consciousness. He goes to the Kitchen.
6:42 am
Luigi tells Mario to hurry up. But Mario reminds him its his day to cook.
6:50 am
Mario throws his 'Mince and orange trifle' to the ground. Luigi throws a fireball at him. Mario does the Matrix. Then Luigi threw the oven tray at him. Mario gets burnt.
6:51 am
Mario gets a ring from Bowser. He said he invited him to a Golf Tournament. Mario reluctantly agrees.
7:00 am
Mario gets ready for the Golf Tournament.
(Golf Course)
Mario sees Bowser, Peach, Donkey Kong, Waluigi, Wario and Baby form of himself in the Golf Course. (Don't ask)
7:30 am
They get ready.
7:31 am
They play scissor paper rock to see who goes first.
7:40 am
Luigi rushes in and joins the golf tournament. Mario goes 3rd, Peach goes 1st, Bowser goes 2nd, Donkey Kong goes 8th, B. Mario goes 6th, Waluigi goes 5th, Wario goes 4th and Luigi goes 7th. Mario asks Peach if he can swap places, she refuses. Instead, Bowser gladly swaps with Mario.
8:00am
Ready, Set, GO! (Par 4, 214 yards)
8:10 am
Peach hit the golf Ball. Goes 50 yards.
8:20 am
Mario hit the gold ball. Goes 60 yards.
8:40 am
Bowser, BAH! You know what happened! It goes 63 yards.
9:10 am
Wario's goes 70 yards.
9:30 am
Waluigi goes 70 yards.
9:40 am
B. Mario goes 4 yards.
9:50 am
Luigi goes 130 yards. Everybody's jaw dropped.
10:50 am
DK's goes REALLY, REALLY, REALLY high, but only goes 1 yard and hit himself. He retires.
10:10 am
Luigi and Waluigi fight. Luigi accidentally kills Waluigi. He hid him under a bush. Luigi then sees millions of dead Toads.
10:30 am
BREAK TIME!
10:31 am
Mario looks for a booth. The one with Toad says '3 rings for $2000= BARGIN!' And another one with a goomba saying '7 rings and a free wrench for $1= PRICE INCRESED! WARNING!' so he goes to the Toad and pays $2000. He gets all of them in, but accidentally breaks one. The Toad charges him $700. (:D)
11:00 am
BREAK OVER!
1:00 pm
Score:
Peach: 2+, 70 yards
Mario: 2+, 68 yards
Bowser: 2+, 88 yards
Wario: 2+, 85 yards
Waluigi: 2+, 71 yards
B. Mario: 2+, 6 yards
Luigi: 2+ EAGLE!
LUNCH TIME!
1:10 pm
Mario and Luigi goes to 'Toads Unbelievably Delicious Fish n' chips shop!' Toad charges them $100 for each chip in per serve. Then they see 'Goomba's freshly caught Tuna and Natural Salads!' They go in there. They see Bowser eating alone. The Goomba gives them a Tuna as a compliment and 2 bowls of Salad. Mario asks how much was that, and Goomba said if they pay him, he gives them a Gamecube with Super Mario Sunshine.
1:50 pm
LUNCH OVER!
5:00 pm
Score:
Peach: 101 yards
Mario: BIRDIE!
Bowser: BIRDIE!
Wario: 103 yards
Waluigi: 103 yards
Baby Mario: 12 yards
Luigi: HOLE IN ONE!
6:00pm
Well, let's just say it finished. The rankings:
1st Luigi, ($2000000)
2nd Bowser ($1000000)
3rd Mario ($500000)
4th Wario ($2000 voucher for Myers)
5th Waluigi (Free gamecube w/ Luigi's Mansion and Pikmin)
6th Peach ($50)
7th B. Mario ($20)
8th DK (Free Hospital Bills)
Bowser gives Mario his $1000000. Mario gives him $500000. Peach demands the Million Dollar. Mario refuses. Bowser protects him. Peach walks away.
6:30 pm
Mario tries out the Goomba's Booth. He missed all 5 of them. Goomba gives him a Koopa Shell and the Star Rod.
7:00 pm
Mario arrives home.
7:30 pm
He watches The Simpsons.
8:00pm
He forgot to take a bath.
8:10 pm
Yoshi throws an egg grenade while Mario was taking a bath. Koopa rushes his life to save him.
8:30 pm
Mario watches Seinfield.
9:00 pm
He goes to his bed.
9:20 pm
He falls asleep.
9:50 pm
and snores.
10:00 pm
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? THIS IS THE END! GEEZ! WHAT? YOU EXPECT SOMETHING ELSE?
THE END! YUP! THAT'S THE END! GOOD-BYE!
Hello! You think this was a one-chapter story? STUPID! You people are sooooooooo stupid! Did you see that Day 1 sign? I say, you people are verrrrrrry stupid!
Day 2
6:00am
Mario cries his eyes out. He couldn't see.
6:10 am
Mario finds his eyes, if you don't know I'm not telling you.
6:30 am
Mario tries to wake up Luigi. He checks his pulse. It stopped. Mario fainted. Luigi gets up and laughs.
6:40 am
Mario gains consciousness. He goes to the Kitchen.
6:42 am
Luigi tells Mario to hurry up. But Mario reminds him its his day to cook.
6:50 am
Mario throws his 'Mince and orange trifle' to the ground. Luigi throws a fireball at him. Mario does the Matrix. Then Luigi threw the oven tray at him. Mario gets burnt.
6:51 am
Mario gets a ring from Bowser. He said he invited him to a Golf Tournament. Mario reluctantly agrees.
7:00 am
Mario gets ready for the Golf Tournament.
(Golf Course)
Mario sees Bowser, Peach, Donkey Kong, Waluigi, Wario and Baby form of himself in the Golf Course. (Don't ask)
7:30 am
They get ready.
7:31 am
They play scissor paper rock to see who goes first.
7:40 am
Luigi rushes in and joins the golf tournament. Mario goes 3rd, Peach goes 1st, Bowser goes 2nd, Donkey Kong goes 8th, B. Mario goes 6th, Waluigi goes 5th, Wario goes 4th and Luigi goes 7th. Mario asks Peach if he can swap places, she refuses. Instead, Bowser gladly swaps with Mario.
8:00am
Ready, Set, GO! (Par 4, 214 yards)
8:10 am
Peach hit the golf Ball. Goes 50 yards.
8:20 am
Mario hit the gold ball. Goes 60 yards.
8:40 am
Bowser, BAH! You know what happened! It goes 63 yards.
9:10 am
Wario's goes 70 yards.
9:30 am
Waluigi goes 70 yards.
9:40 am
B. Mario goes 4 yards.
9:50 am
Luigi goes 130 yards. Everybody's jaw dropped.
10:50 am
DK's goes REALLY, REALLY, REALLY high, but only goes 1 yard and hit himself. He retires.
10:10 am
Luigi and Waluigi fight. Luigi accidentally kills Waluigi. He hid him under a bush. Luigi then sees millions of dead Toads.
10:30 am
BREAK TIME!
10:31 am
Mario looks for a booth. The one with Toad says '3 rings for $2000= BARGIN!' And another one with a goomba saying '7 rings and a free wrench for $1= PRICE INCRESED! WARNING!' so he goes to the Toad and pays $2000. He gets all of them in, but accidentally breaks one. The Toad charges him $700. (:D)
11:00 am
BREAK OVER!
1:00 pm
Score:
Peach: 2+, 70 yards
Mario: 2+, 68 yards
Bowser: 2+, 88 yards
Wario: 2+, 85 yards
Waluigi: 2+, 71 yards
B. Mario: 2+, 6 yards
Luigi: 2+ EAGLE!
LUNCH TIME!
1:10 pm
Mario and Luigi goes to 'Toads Unbelievably Delicious Fish n' chips shop!' Toad charges them $100 for each chip in per serve. Then they see 'Goomba's freshly caught Tuna and Natural Salads!' They go in there. They see Bowser eating alone. The Goomba gives them a Tuna as a compliment and 2 bowls of Salad. Mario asks how much was that, and Goomba said if they pay him, he gives them a Gamecube with Super Mario Sunshine.
1:50 pm
LUNCH OVER!
5:00 pm
Score:
Peach: 101 yards
Mario: BIRDIE!
Bowser: BIRDIE!
Wario: 103 yards
Waluigi: 103 yards
Baby Mario: 12 yards
Luigi: HOLE IN ONE!
6:00pm
Well, let's just say it finished. The rankings:
1st Luigi, ($2000000)
2nd Bowser ($1000000)
3rd Mario ($500000)
4th Wario ($2000 voucher for Myers)
5th Waluigi (Free gamecube w/ Luigi's Mansion and Pikmin)
6th Peach ($50)
7th B. Mario ($20)
8th DK (Free Hospital Bills)
Bowser gives Mario his $1000000. Mario gives him $500000. Peach demands the Million Dollar. Mario refuses. Bowser protects him. Peach walks away.
6:30 pm
Mario tries out the Goomba's Booth. He missed all 5 of them. Goomba gives him a Koopa Shell and the Star Rod.
7:00 pm
Mario arrives home.
7:30 pm
He watches The Simpsons.
8:00pm
He forgot to take a bath.
8:10 pm
Yoshi throws an egg grenade while Mario was taking a bath. Koopa rushes his life to save him.
8:30 pm
Mario watches Seinfield.
9:00 pm
He goes to his bed.
9:20 pm
He falls asleep.
9:50 pm
and snores.
10:00 pm
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? THIS IS THE END! GEEZ! WHAT? YOU EXPECT SOMETHING ELSE?
THE END! YUP! THAT'S THE END! GOOD-BYE!