Chapter 5: Decisive Action
A/N sorry for the lack of humor in the last chapter...hopefully this is better...
Alexandria Castle
(Two Knights of Uranus are patrolling the staircase. Enter Hsu and Isaac. They make obscene jesters to the knights, making them chase the troublemakers. After they enter the guardroom they look around)
Knight of Uranus I: hey! where did those troublemakers go?
Knight of Uranus II: hmmmmmmm
(lights go out)
ahhhhh!
JUMP 'EM!!!
nooooooooo
OH MY GASH! I BROKE A NAIL!!!
Hsu... that was plain GAY!
ahhhhh! where are my pants!!!!
I feel naked!
if u wanted to see us strip, you could have asked
ewwwww...
(lights turn on. We see Hsu and Isaac in the Knights of Uranus outfits while the real knights are lying on the floor, in boxers)
Knights:...
Hsu: (looks at the knights) I cant believe this crap fits...
(Isaac tried to put on his helmet, but thanks to his stubborn gravity defying hair, he cant)
Isaac: ... my clothes smell like...rotten cabbage...
Hsu: ha ha... shall we?
(an audible groan is heard)
Isaac: scene three is almost over, judging by the groaning of the audience... Briggs and Akafubu are-
Hsu: STOP TELLING ME ABOUT THE PLAY! I KNOW HOW IT GOES!!! THE AUDIBLE GROAN IS INDEED THE END OF THE THIRD SCENE!!!
Isaac: By the way, do you still have the 'package' Hsu: WHO'S CALLING WHO GAY NOW?!?
Isaac: ...dumbass... DO YOU HAVE THE SURPRISE?!?
Hsu: oooooooooh... yeah... I thought you were asking about my-
Isaac: don't flatter yourself. Lets go
(They walk out into the hall and Hsu is playing lookout. Isaac ascends the stairs. As he reaches the top, a cloaked figure runs out of the main chamber and bumps into Isaac)
Isaac: heeeeeeeey baby! Are you in a hurry or are you just happy to see me?
Cloaked figure(CF):*Sweat drops* uh... I apologize. Forgive me for my intrusion. May I take my leave upon you sir?
Isaac: now...hold on a second... (checks her out) daaaaaaaamn... you are one FIIIIIIINE lookin' female
CF(as though he is speaking a different language) MAY-I-PASS?
Isaac: hold on a second, you look familiar... have we met
CF: uh...no...
Isaac: hey, I know my traveling companions when I see them...Mia
Mia: (runs up to Isaac and cries) Ohhhhhhh ISAAC, I MISSED YOU SO! NOT A PASSING MOMENT PASSES WITHOUT MY THINKING OF YOU!!! (sobs)
disembodied voice (DV) (in a heavenly divine voice) : um Mia darling, save the dramatics for the final act.
Isaac, Mia, and Hsu, who is eating popcorn: WHO SAID THAT?
DV: me of course!
Isaac: WHAT are you?
DV: I am as my title implies, a disembodied voice!
Mia: but, great sir, what can we call you?
DV: to you, I am GOD!!!
Hsu: god???
God: yes. In this world, I am god.
Isaac: Prove it!
God: don't mind if I do
(lights quickly go off and on, we hear a heavenly choir singing. Isaac is standing in the middle of Babi's Palace wearing a French Maid outfit)
Mia: Ohhhhhhh Isaac! you look sexy in a French maid outfit! (whistles)
Isaac: (turns a violent shade of crimson. He wouldn't want to be caught dead in a skimpy French outfit. Not after something having to do with Master Hama revealing her ideal sexual fantasy of himself and Felix in French Maid outfits. How did he know?)
Iodem: Isaac, since you couldn't save Sheba, you must (does the "Dr. Evil's-pinky-to-the-mouth" pose) CLEAN THE ENTIRE PALACE with Babi's toothbrush! (holds up Babi's toothbrush, it was obvious that he never heard of the changing of your toothbrush after it falls into the toilet cause it looks more that 180 years old)
Isaac: OK I'M A BELIEVER!
(everything returns to normal)
God: Ha Ha...now, Mia, would you like all your BEAUTIFUL hair to fall off?
Mia: I know what to do (Runs away and knocks Hsu to the ground)
God: perfect! Isaac, you no what to do!
Isaac: you're evil...EVIL!!!
God: I know EVERYTHING! And I'm sure that Mia doesn't know nothing about Master Hama's Fantasy....right?
Isaac: right
God: Goooooood... now peace be with you and other mumbo-jumbo...
(God disappears)
Hsu: who was that?
Isaac: It was Princes Mia! C'mon! we got to get her!
(Run After Mia)
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(in a corridor in the castle the clowns Zorn and Thorn enter)
Zorn: We are very lucky that we retained our role!
Thorn: lucky we are!
Zorn: *ahem* The Princess is missing!
Thorn: Missing the Princess is!
Zorn: to the King's Chamber!
Scene: Kings Chamber
Thorn: See the King we must
Garet: great. the terrible twins...
Zorn: we must see the king!
Thorn: Danger most grievous, she is in!
(Jenna walks up to the twins and Garet)
Jenna: (In a very Seductive voice) Is there a problem?
Zorn: WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?
Jenna: ok ok ok! this way!
Garet: curse that Jenna, always trying to one-up me! and she's hot too...(Howls like a wolf)
Jenna: (to herself) Muhahahah... my plan is working! (to the clowns) what is your problem
Zorn:(whispers)
Thorn:(whispers the same thing but rephrased)
Jenna: wow... I must tell the King!
(Zorn and Thorn Leave, Jenna approaches the king)
King: !!!
(Camera Pans down to the stage)
Feh: Ha ha ha...Now I have thee Akafubu, valiant servant of the peasant Briggs
Akafubu: You know why I'm here... GIVE ME BACK MY HAIR CURLERS!
Feh: but... they make my hair pretty!!!
Akafubu: then I WILL KILL YOU!!! (charges)
~ENTER BATTLE~
MASTER FEH APPEARS!
MASTER FEH TO ATTACK FIRST!
MASTER FEH CASTS DOUSE!
AKAFUBU TAKES 70 DAMAGE!
AKAFUBU'S HAIR IS RUINED!
AKAFUBU IS NOW POWERLESS! AKAFUBU USES THE KILLING CURSE!
AVADA KEDAVRA!
AKAFUBU LACKS THE MOJO POINTS TO CAST THIS SPELL!!!
MASTER FEH CASTS TEMPEST!
AKAFUBU TAKES 300 DAMAGE
AKAFUBU CANT MOVE!
MASTER FEH CASTS ASTRAL BLAST!
AKAFUBU TAKES 430 DAMAGE!
AKAFUBU GOES DOWN!
~EXIT BATTLE THEME~
Feh: ha ha ha... your powerless! now, you'll never see your hair curlers again! MUHAHAHAH!!!
Akafubu: no... I WILL SURVIVE! (starts singing the song)
(runs off stage)
Feh: MY HAIR CURLERS!!!
Mayor of Alhafra(MoA): HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! THAT WAS FUNNY!!!
Jenna: your majesty! (dodges some fragments of fried chicken) I have urgent news!
MoA: augh...what is it?
Jenna: your majesty, the Princess has run off with your jewe1!
MoA: nooooooooo! Go! track her down! GARET!
Garet: Yes your majesty?
MoA: GO FIND THE PRINCESS!!!
Garet: ok...(runs to the hall way)
Garet: KNIGHTS OF URANUS. ASSEMBLE!!!
(the two naked knights enter)
Garet: HOLY $H!T!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!
KoU1: we were ambushed!
Garet: (expecting something else having to do when two guys get 'friendly') ...GET DRESSED AND GO FIND THE PRINCESS!!! KoU2: ok! (Run away)
Garet: why cant I have hot ladies under my command...(runs into the Kitchen)
(Menardi is sitting on a thrown holding a golden spatula and performing a much practiced scowl and commanding the house elves from Harry Potter to make food)
Garet: Menardi?!
House elf:(hisses) DON'T YOU DARE SAY HER NAME!
House elf2: (hisses) CALL HER BY HER PROPER TITLE!
Garet: and what would that be?
House elves: Chef Menardee (taken from Chef Boyardee. get it?)
Garet:(laughs hysterically)
Menardi: who DARES laugh at my name?
House elves: it is the red harried one! (points to Garet)
Menardi: well Capitan Garet, you are going to...suffer...
Garet: suffer?
Menardi: why yes... behold! THE LOOK OF (in a monstrous bellow) BLACK DEATH
Garet: huh?
(Menardi scowls a terrible scowl. so terrible her eyes ignite with evil. She looks into Garet's eyes and everything (to Garet) goes black except himself and Menardi, who brandished her scythe, is gliding towards him)
Garet: (hears terrible noises like people suffering) I fell...sick...(collapses)
Menardi: oh ho! now your dead!
God: MENARDI!
Menardi: ??? whose there?
God: me.
Menardi: huh?
God: I noticed that you are slightly out of character...
Menardi: what's it to you?
God: EVERYTHING!, CORRECTION BEAM!
(a blue beam hits Menardi)
Menardi: Me feel stupid.
God: goooooooood...Muhahahah... now Garet, continue
Garet: ok-
(Menardi is eating everything)
Menardi: ME HUNGRY!!!
Garet: riiiiiiight...
House elves: nooooooooo!!! NOT AGAIN!
Menardi: ok, you leave now, Ta Ta~
Garet: yes, PRINCESS!!! (runs out)
(Garet is running out of the Castle and hears a terrible booing sound)
Garet: wow they suck...
(Garet runs where a Uranus Knight is flirting with a Guard)
Uranus knight 3: Soooooooo baby, wanna go out on a lovely cruise to Lindblum?
Guard: Dude, I AM A MAN!
Uk3: so?
Garet: IMBECILE! GO FIND THE PRINCESS!!! FLIRT WITH THIS TRANSVESTITE LATER!!!
Uk3: right. ta ta~ (blows kisses at the guard)
Guard: heeeeeeeey there Capitan
Garet: I-MUST-FIND-THE-PRINCESS!!!
(Garet runs into the tower and climbs the "Stairs of Eternity")
Garet: how long has it been, must resist urge! (notices Uranus Knight 4) HEY THERE!
Uk4: HEY! Long time no see!
Garet: KYLE? Isaac has been looking for you for 3 years!
Kyle: I'm sorry, Felix's dad said that if I could climb to the top and bellow (THE KING IS FAT) he'll give 10 coins.
Garet: nevertheless, PRINCESS!!! (runs to the top)
Garet: Ohhhhhhh I got to pee...(sees Isaac chasing Mia) WHAT?!? HOW DARE THAT BRIGAND CHASE THE PRINCESS?!?
~ENTER FMV!~ (Isaac is chasing Mia around the turret, Mia climbs up on a wall and lets Isaac catch up, She smiles to Isaac then leaps down holding a bungee cord. Isaac Gasps and Garet leaps on the parapet causing sparks to fly ::not in that way:: Isaac grabs a bungee chord and jumps down after her we then see Garet Gliding threw the air with a determined look on his face but then veers off corse and slams into the ship. ouch) ~EXIT FMV~ __________________________________________________________________________________
Corona: WAAAAAA ME WANT EDDY!
sorry!!! he doesn't make another appearance until Burmecia...
Breeze: aw man!
Flash: things are heating up!
Yes... stay tuned to next chapter... until then R/R
A/N sorry for the lack of humor in the last chapter...hopefully this is better...
Alexandria Castle
(Two Knights of Uranus are patrolling the staircase. Enter Hsu and Isaac. They make obscene jesters to the knights, making them chase the troublemakers. After they enter the guardroom they look around)
Knight of Uranus I: hey! where did those troublemakers go?
Knight of Uranus II: hmmmmmmm
(lights go out)
ahhhhh!
JUMP 'EM!!!
nooooooooo
OH MY GASH! I BROKE A NAIL!!!
Hsu... that was plain GAY!
ahhhhh! where are my pants!!!!
I feel naked!
if u wanted to see us strip, you could have asked
ewwwww...
(lights turn on. We see Hsu and Isaac in the Knights of Uranus outfits while the real knights are lying on the floor, in boxers)
Knights:...
Hsu: (looks at the knights) I cant believe this crap fits...
(Isaac tried to put on his helmet, but thanks to his stubborn gravity defying hair, he cant)
Isaac: ... my clothes smell like...rotten cabbage...
Hsu: ha ha... shall we?
(an audible groan is heard)
Isaac: scene three is almost over, judging by the groaning of the audience... Briggs and Akafubu are-
Hsu: STOP TELLING ME ABOUT THE PLAY! I KNOW HOW IT GOES!!! THE AUDIBLE GROAN IS INDEED THE END OF THE THIRD SCENE!!!
Isaac: By the way, do you still have the 'package' Hsu: WHO'S CALLING WHO GAY NOW?!?
Isaac: ...dumbass... DO YOU HAVE THE SURPRISE?!?
Hsu: oooooooooh... yeah... I thought you were asking about my-
Isaac: don't flatter yourself. Lets go
(They walk out into the hall and Hsu is playing lookout. Isaac ascends the stairs. As he reaches the top, a cloaked figure runs out of the main chamber and bumps into Isaac)
Isaac: heeeeeeeey baby! Are you in a hurry or are you just happy to see me?
Cloaked figure(CF):*Sweat drops* uh... I apologize. Forgive me for my intrusion. May I take my leave upon you sir?
Isaac: now...hold on a second... (checks her out) daaaaaaaamn... you are one FIIIIIIINE lookin' female
CF(as though he is speaking a different language) MAY-I-PASS?
Isaac: hold on a second, you look familiar... have we met
CF: uh...no...
Isaac: hey, I know my traveling companions when I see them...Mia
Mia: (runs up to Isaac and cries) Ohhhhhhh ISAAC, I MISSED YOU SO! NOT A PASSING MOMENT PASSES WITHOUT MY THINKING OF YOU!!! (sobs)
disembodied voice (DV) (in a heavenly divine voice) : um Mia darling, save the dramatics for the final act.
Isaac, Mia, and Hsu, who is eating popcorn: WHO SAID THAT?
DV: me of course!
Isaac: WHAT are you?
DV: I am as my title implies, a disembodied voice!
Mia: but, great sir, what can we call you?
DV: to you, I am GOD!!!
Hsu: god???
God: yes. In this world, I am god.
Isaac: Prove it!
God: don't mind if I do
(lights quickly go off and on, we hear a heavenly choir singing. Isaac is standing in the middle of Babi's Palace wearing a French Maid outfit)
Mia: Ohhhhhhh Isaac! you look sexy in a French maid outfit! (whistles)
Isaac: (turns a violent shade of crimson. He wouldn't want to be caught dead in a skimpy French outfit. Not after something having to do with Master Hama revealing her ideal sexual fantasy of himself and Felix in French Maid outfits. How did he know?)
Iodem: Isaac, since you couldn't save Sheba, you must (does the "Dr. Evil's-pinky-to-the-mouth" pose) CLEAN THE ENTIRE PALACE with Babi's toothbrush! (holds up Babi's toothbrush, it was obvious that he never heard of the changing of your toothbrush after it falls into the toilet cause it looks more that 180 years old)
Isaac: OK I'M A BELIEVER!
(everything returns to normal)
God: Ha Ha...now, Mia, would you like all your BEAUTIFUL hair to fall off?
Mia: I know what to do (Runs away and knocks Hsu to the ground)
God: perfect! Isaac, you no what to do!
Isaac: you're evil...EVIL!!!
God: I know EVERYTHING! And I'm sure that Mia doesn't know nothing about Master Hama's Fantasy....right?
Isaac: right
God: Goooooood... now peace be with you and other mumbo-jumbo...
(God disappears)
Hsu: who was that?
Isaac: It was Princes Mia! C'mon! we got to get her!
(Run After Mia)
________________________________________________________
(in a corridor in the castle the clowns Zorn and Thorn enter)
Zorn: We are very lucky that we retained our role!
Thorn: lucky we are!
Zorn: *ahem* The Princess is missing!
Thorn: Missing the Princess is!
Zorn: to the King's Chamber!
Scene: Kings Chamber
Thorn: See the King we must
Garet: great. the terrible twins...
Zorn: we must see the king!
Thorn: Danger most grievous, she is in!
(Jenna walks up to the twins and Garet)
Jenna: (In a very Seductive voice) Is there a problem?
Zorn: WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?
Jenna: ok ok ok! this way!
Garet: curse that Jenna, always trying to one-up me! and she's hot too...(Howls like a wolf)
Jenna: (to herself) Muhahahah... my plan is working! (to the clowns) what is your problem
Zorn:(whispers)
Thorn:(whispers the same thing but rephrased)
Jenna: wow... I must tell the King!
(Zorn and Thorn Leave, Jenna approaches the king)
King: !!!
(Camera Pans down to the stage)
Feh: Ha ha ha...Now I have thee Akafubu, valiant servant of the peasant Briggs
Akafubu: You know why I'm here... GIVE ME BACK MY HAIR CURLERS!
Feh: but... they make my hair pretty!!!
Akafubu: then I WILL KILL YOU!!! (charges)
~ENTER BATTLE~
MASTER FEH APPEARS!
MASTER FEH TO ATTACK FIRST!
MASTER FEH CASTS DOUSE!
AKAFUBU TAKES 70 DAMAGE!
AKAFUBU'S HAIR IS RUINED!
AKAFUBU IS NOW POWERLESS! AKAFUBU USES THE KILLING CURSE!
AVADA KEDAVRA!
AKAFUBU LACKS THE MOJO POINTS TO CAST THIS SPELL!!!
MASTER FEH CASTS TEMPEST!
AKAFUBU TAKES 300 DAMAGE
AKAFUBU CANT MOVE!
MASTER FEH CASTS ASTRAL BLAST!
AKAFUBU TAKES 430 DAMAGE!
AKAFUBU GOES DOWN!
~EXIT BATTLE THEME~
Feh: ha ha ha... your powerless! now, you'll never see your hair curlers again! MUHAHAHAH!!!
Akafubu: no... I WILL SURVIVE! (starts singing the song)
(runs off stage)
Feh: MY HAIR CURLERS!!!
Mayor of Alhafra(MoA): HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! THAT WAS FUNNY!!!
Jenna: your majesty! (dodges some fragments of fried chicken) I have urgent news!
MoA: augh...what is it?
Jenna: your majesty, the Princess has run off with your jewe1!
MoA: nooooooooo! Go! track her down! GARET!
Garet: Yes your majesty?
MoA: GO FIND THE PRINCESS!!!
Garet: ok...(runs to the hall way)
Garet: KNIGHTS OF URANUS. ASSEMBLE!!!
(the two naked knights enter)
Garet: HOLY $H!T!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!
KoU1: we were ambushed!
Garet: (expecting something else having to do when two guys get 'friendly') ...GET DRESSED AND GO FIND THE PRINCESS!!! KoU2: ok! (Run away)
Garet: why cant I have hot ladies under my command...(runs into the Kitchen)
(Menardi is sitting on a thrown holding a golden spatula and performing a much practiced scowl and commanding the house elves from Harry Potter to make food)
Garet: Menardi?!
House elf:(hisses) DON'T YOU DARE SAY HER NAME!
House elf2: (hisses) CALL HER BY HER PROPER TITLE!
Garet: and what would that be?
House elves: Chef Menardee (taken from Chef Boyardee. get it?)
Garet:(laughs hysterically)
Menardi: who DARES laugh at my name?
House elves: it is the red harried one! (points to Garet)
Menardi: well Capitan Garet, you are going to...suffer...
Garet: suffer?
Menardi: why yes... behold! THE LOOK OF (in a monstrous bellow) BLACK DEATH
Garet: huh?
(Menardi scowls a terrible scowl. so terrible her eyes ignite with evil. She looks into Garet's eyes and everything (to Garet) goes black except himself and Menardi, who brandished her scythe, is gliding towards him)
Garet: (hears terrible noises like people suffering) I fell...sick...(collapses)
Menardi: oh ho! now your dead!
God: MENARDI!
Menardi: ??? whose there?
God: me.
Menardi: huh?
God: I noticed that you are slightly out of character...
Menardi: what's it to you?
God: EVERYTHING!, CORRECTION BEAM!
(a blue beam hits Menardi)
Menardi: Me feel stupid.
God: goooooooood...Muhahahah... now Garet, continue
Garet: ok-
(Menardi is eating everything)
Menardi: ME HUNGRY!!!
Garet: riiiiiiight...
House elves: nooooooooo!!! NOT AGAIN!
Menardi: ok, you leave now, Ta Ta~
Garet: yes, PRINCESS!!! (runs out)
(Garet is running out of the Castle and hears a terrible booing sound)
Garet: wow they suck...
(Garet runs where a Uranus Knight is flirting with a Guard)
Uranus knight 3: Soooooooo baby, wanna go out on a lovely cruise to Lindblum?
Guard: Dude, I AM A MAN!
Uk3: so?
Garet: IMBECILE! GO FIND THE PRINCESS!!! FLIRT WITH THIS TRANSVESTITE LATER!!!
Uk3: right. ta ta~ (blows kisses at the guard)
Guard: heeeeeeeey there Capitan
Garet: I-MUST-FIND-THE-PRINCESS!!!
(Garet runs into the tower and climbs the "Stairs of Eternity")
Garet: how long has it been, must resist urge! (notices Uranus Knight 4) HEY THERE!
Uk4: HEY! Long time no see!
Garet: KYLE? Isaac has been looking for you for 3 years!
Kyle: I'm sorry, Felix's dad said that if I could climb to the top and bellow (THE KING IS FAT) he'll give 10 coins.
Garet: nevertheless, PRINCESS!!! (runs to the top)
Garet: Ohhhhhhh I got to pee...(sees Isaac chasing Mia) WHAT?!? HOW DARE THAT BRIGAND CHASE THE PRINCESS?!?
~ENTER FMV!~ (Isaac is chasing Mia around the turret, Mia climbs up on a wall and lets Isaac catch up, She smiles to Isaac then leaps down holding a bungee cord. Isaac Gasps and Garet leaps on the parapet causing sparks to fly ::not in that way:: Isaac grabs a bungee chord and jumps down after her we then see Garet Gliding threw the air with a determined look on his face but then veers off corse and slams into the ship. ouch) ~EXIT FMV~ __________________________________________________________________________________
Corona: WAAAAAA ME WANT EDDY!
sorry!!! he doesn't make another appearance until Burmecia...
Breeze: aw man!
Flash: things are heating up!
Yes... stay tuned to next chapter... until then R/R