The day of Mario.
Disclaimer: I do not own any properties, of Mario, Nintendo, Hudson, Hal lab, Rare Inc. and also the characters from Nintendo; Mario Peach Bowser toad Goomba Luigi blah blah blah. Got it?
The Day 3
7:00am
Mario realizes he is late for work.
7:15 am
Luigi lectures Mario that he need to cook and do something about the fungus in the backyard. Mario punches him in the face. Luigi was knocked out.
7:20 am
Luigi woke up, and challenges him to super smash bros. Mario agrees.
8:00 am
They arrived at the stadium. They saw Luigi, Kirby, DK, Link, Fox.
The Tournament tree:
Mario
| Kirby
Link
| Fox
Dk
| Luigi
9:00am
Mario realizes he didn't eat anything. He checks out 'Yoshi's fat free delight' store. The store was filled with at least 60g per fat chocolates and cereals and eggs. Yoshi charges him $650000.
10:00 am
Mario battles Kirby. *Insert fight scene* Kirby realizes he didn't eat anything. He eats Mario.
10:30 am
Kirby couldn't feel the taste, but suddenly, IT BECAME HOT HOT HOT! Kirby blew up and died. Mario won. Unfortunately, Mario was just going through the situation where he was passing through Kirby's Large Intestine, so he smelled like shit.
10:45am
Link and Fox gets ready to fight. But suddenly, an army of Toads come by and kills Link for some reason. Fox wins.
11:00am
DK and Luigi is eating right now.
11:15 am
They are still eating.
11:30 am
They finish eating.
12:00pm
LUNCH TIME!!!!! They started eating again. Meanwhile, Mario enters "Koopa low fat diet foods, imported from Jenny Craig inc." Mario eats through 6 Low hamburgers and 12 chocolate milkshakes, and lost 20 kg in 1 hour.
12:40 pm
Luigi and DK are nowhere to be found. The hospital informs that they are currently having an operation due to constipation (Wow that rhymes!) They both forfeited.
1:00 pm
Semi-finals! Mario realizes that he beat Luigi, so he goes home.
Me: Woah! Woah! Wait a sec! What do you expect me to do?
Narrative: I don't know! Maybe Mario can do plumbing or something!
Me: No way! He smells like shit right now, and no one will want him to come!
Mario: That's MEAN!! WAAAAAHH!!!
Me: GREAT! SHUT UP!
Mario: Make me!
Me: Uhhhhhhh...
Mario: HA! HA!
Me: Grrrrrrrr......
Narrator: And so, Mario was grilled to death by the almight power of the author.
Me: SWEET! I GOT ALMIGHTY POWERS!
Mario: I'm not dead yet!
Narrator: He used his almighty powers on him again.
Mario: Can we get on with it?
Me: Nah I can't.
Mario: Why?
Me: Cause I got writer's block.
Mario: Damn. Let's just sit here.
Me: Good Idea.
7:00pm
Mario makes dinner.
7:30pm
Mario trys out the new invention called a shower. Unfortunately, 2 toads crash in the house. They expose a shotgun and harpoon. 2 goombas rush in and suicidal bomb them. Mario doesn't notice a thing.
8:00pm
Mario checks out the TV. 'Seinfield was not on' Mario watches in horror as he watches 'Teletubbies at night.'
8:30pm
He watches the movie, "40 days and 40 nights.'
10:45pm
He goes asleep.
12:00am
Luigi comes home and punches Mario in the face. Luigi wins.
THE END!!!
A/N: Soz for the long update! I'll try to update faster!
Disclaimer: I do not own any properties, of Mario, Nintendo, Hudson, Hal lab, Rare Inc. and also the characters from Nintendo; Mario Peach Bowser toad Goomba Luigi blah blah blah. Got it?
The Day 3
7:00am
Mario realizes he is late for work.
7:15 am
Luigi lectures Mario that he need to cook and do something about the fungus in the backyard. Mario punches him in the face. Luigi was knocked out.
7:20 am
Luigi woke up, and challenges him to super smash bros. Mario agrees.
8:00 am
They arrived at the stadium. They saw Luigi, Kirby, DK, Link, Fox.
The Tournament tree:
Mario
| Kirby
Link
| Fox
Dk
| Luigi
9:00am
Mario realizes he didn't eat anything. He checks out 'Yoshi's fat free delight' store. The store was filled with at least 60g per fat chocolates and cereals and eggs. Yoshi charges him $650000.
10:00 am
Mario battles Kirby. *Insert fight scene* Kirby realizes he didn't eat anything. He eats Mario.
10:30 am
Kirby couldn't feel the taste, but suddenly, IT BECAME HOT HOT HOT! Kirby blew up and died. Mario won. Unfortunately, Mario was just going through the situation where he was passing through Kirby's Large Intestine, so he smelled like shit.
10:45am
Link and Fox gets ready to fight. But suddenly, an army of Toads come by and kills Link for some reason. Fox wins.
11:00am
DK and Luigi is eating right now.
11:15 am
They are still eating.
11:30 am
They finish eating.
12:00pm
LUNCH TIME!!!!! They started eating again. Meanwhile, Mario enters "Koopa low fat diet foods, imported from Jenny Craig inc." Mario eats through 6 Low hamburgers and 12 chocolate milkshakes, and lost 20 kg in 1 hour.
12:40 pm
Luigi and DK are nowhere to be found. The hospital informs that they are currently having an operation due to constipation (Wow that rhymes!) They both forfeited.
1:00 pm
Semi-finals! Mario realizes that he beat Luigi, so he goes home.
Me: Woah! Woah! Wait a sec! What do you expect me to do?
Narrative: I don't know! Maybe Mario can do plumbing or something!
Me: No way! He smells like shit right now, and no one will want him to come!
Mario: That's MEAN!! WAAAAAHH!!!
Me: GREAT! SHUT UP!
Mario: Make me!
Me: Uhhhhhhh...
Mario: HA! HA!
Me: Grrrrrrrr......
Narrator: And so, Mario was grilled to death by the almight power of the author.
Me: SWEET! I GOT ALMIGHTY POWERS!
Mario: I'm not dead yet!
Narrator: He used his almighty powers on him again.
Mario: Can we get on with it?
Me: Nah I can't.
Mario: Why?
Me: Cause I got writer's block.
Mario: Damn. Let's just sit here.
Me: Good Idea.
7:00pm
Mario makes dinner.
7:30pm
Mario trys out the new invention called a shower. Unfortunately, 2 toads crash in the house. They expose a shotgun and harpoon. 2 goombas rush in and suicidal bomb them. Mario doesn't notice a thing.
8:00pm
Mario checks out the TV. 'Seinfield was not on' Mario watches in horror as he watches 'Teletubbies at night.'
8:30pm
He watches the movie, "40 days and 40 nights.'
10:45pm
He goes asleep.
12:00am
Luigi comes home and punches Mario in the face. Luigi wins.
THE END!!!
A/N: Soz for the long update! I'll try to update faster!