Chapter 6: Why the Person who invented the Titanium Cup is a genius
Sorry for the lack of updates... I had to move and school...augh...
Corona: heeeeeey, I thought u were gonna leave us to die or something!
Breeze: Yeah! and when do we get to make our appearance???
Sometime soon... just have PAITENCE!!!
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-Inside The Tolbi-Bound ship
Feizi: la-la-la~ I'm very happy! nothings going to dampen my spirits today!
(Mia runs in and tramples over Feizi)
Feizi: Aiiiiiiiie! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!? (checks herself out for injuries) WHAAAAAAAAAAT??? M-M-MY MAKEUP IS RUINED!!! WAHHHHHH!!! (cries like a baby)
(Enter Isaac)
Isaac: huh? oh hey Feizi...er... you don't look so good... (glances at Mia the looks at Feizi) ohm I see... Did that mean old Mia ruin your makeup?
Feizi: sob... yes...
Isaac: (like a Mother who caught her kid sneaking a cookie out of a cookie jar) That wasn't very nice... bad Mia...very bad Mia
Mia: (blush, then looks at a now fuming Feizi) run away! (does so)
Feizi: wait till I get my hands on her... ill make the Chinese Water Torture look like child's play! (towards Mia)
Isaac: NO! for the sake of the plot, I must stop you, even if I have to raise the Gaia Blade on you!
Feizi: (In a Sauron-like voice) I've seen how you fight. You cannot hope to win...
Isaac: I've too saw how you fight and just in case you ever decieted to attack me I came prepared...
Mia: Unless its an Anti-Feizi force shield I don't want to know what it is...
Feizi: (Sharpening her boots) what can you POSSIBLY do to defend against the all-mighty power of my Ballcrusher boots???
Isaac: I'll let you be the judge of that!
~ENTER BATTLE SCEEN~
FEIZI APPEARS!
FEIZI TO ATTACK FIRST!
FEIZI'S BALLCRUSHER LET OUT A HOWL!
SWIFTKICKINTHECROTCH!
(Feizi does her "sinister move" but when she kicks Isaac she howls in pain)
DUE TO ISAAC'S PROTECTON, FEIZI TAKES 300 DAMAGE!
Isaac: HA HA! No Ballcrushers has a chance against my Titanium Cup with Anti-Feizi Protection!!!
ISAAC USES MIRRIOR MOVE!
SWIFTKICKINTHECROTCH!
(Isaac repeats Feizi's move and surprisingly, Feizi screams in agony)
Feizi: OH MY BALLS!!! (withdraws into a fetal position)
FEIZI TAKES 99999 DAMAGE
YOU FELLED FEIZI!
YOU RECEIVED 1000 EXP POINTS
YOU RECEIVED BALLCRUSHER
YOU ALSO RECEIVE 11000 GIL!
~EXIT BATTLE THEME~
Mia: Something went TERRIBLY wrong in that fight...
Isaac: I agree... huh?
(A Fetal position Feizi morphs into Master McCoy)
Mia: O-o
Isaac o-O
McCoy: ohhhh you're evil... EEEEEEVIL! (stands up)
Isaac: what the hell?
Mia: What the hell are you doing impersonating Feizi?
McCoy: Eh... er... well...(In a Fat Bastard voice) heeeeeey baby...
Isaac: (looks at Mia) what of it?
McCoy: Ya know, once ya got fat, your never coming back!
Mia: :groan:
McCoy: GET IN MA BELLY!!!
God: :Groan:
Isaac: now you've done it... here comes some-
God: - good ol' Divine Intervention...God help me... (in the Divine voice) McCoy! you are violating the plot! I order you to... :snicker: clean Babi's palace with... his toothbrush...
McCoy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (vanishes)
God: Isaac your off the hook now GO!
Isaac: I'm on it... sir?
Mia: uh... wow sir, your very persistent, am I really THAT hot?
Isaac: uh yes...
Mia: wow... nice airship, last time I rode in one was when I was a KID. NAPS are so fun!
Isaac: Are you implying something?
Mia: no shit Sherlock
Garet: (Knocks on door) PRINCESS? PRINCESS! I HEAR YOU!!!
Mia: damn... we got to go somewhere... hey lets go under the trap door... (opens cupboard and out comes some pictures) AHHH PORN!!!
Isaac: (as if he just realized something) ohhhh so THATS where Briggs hid my stash...er... this way Milady! (Exits)
Mia: (Looking through the pictures) wow... HEEEEY there's ME!!! wow... I never knew that I had such a NICE ASS!!! Tee he he he... (follows)
Akafubu: (putting his hair curlers in his hair) grrr... damn that Feh... HOW DARE HE DO THIS TO ME!!!
Isaac: (To Mia) That's Akafubu, feel free to scream...
Mia: don't mind if I do... AHHHHHHH!!!
Akafubu: sob
(outside room)
Garet: *sniff sniff* P-P-PRINCESS!!! I SMELL YOU!!!
Hsu: I have no idea who to feel sorry for, them or me...
Garet: IM GUNNA BREAK THROUGH!!!
Isaac: JUMP!
(Mia and Akafubu do just that)
Garet: THIS DOOR WONT OPEN!!!
Hsu: YOUR A MARS ADEPT! YOU CAN BURN DOORS OPEN!!!
Garet: heeeeeey, I never thought of that! (casts Inferno) HEY A HOLE!!!
Hsu: uh... CANNONBALL!!! (jumps into the hole but gets stuck)
Hsu: THATS IT! IM GOING ON WEIGHTWATCHERS!!!
Garet: damn... PRINCESS!!! I'M COMMING FOR YOU!!! (exit)
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Corona: wow... took you long enough...
HEY I HAVE A LIFE YA KNOW!
Breeze: I thought I was gonna starve to death but then I realized that I am only a muse!
Corona: ha ha
Breeze: you too
Ok... ill write more, R/R
Sorry for the lack of updates... I had to move and school...augh...
Corona: heeeeeey, I thought u were gonna leave us to die or something!
Breeze: Yeah! and when do we get to make our appearance???
Sometime soon... just have PAITENCE!!!
_________________________________________________________________
-Inside The Tolbi-Bound ship
Feizi: la-la-la~ I'm very happy! nothings going to dampen my spirits today!
(Mia runs in and tramples over Feizi)
Feizi: Aiiiiiiiie! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!? (checks herself out for injuries) WHAAAAAAAAAAT??? M-M-MY MAKEUP IS RUINED!!! WAHHHHHH!!! (cries like a baby)
(Enter Isaac)
Isaac: huh? oh hey Feizi...er... you don't look so good... (glances at Mia the looks at Feizi) ohm I see... Did that mean old Mia ruin your makeup?
Feizi: sob... yes...
Isaac: (like a Mother who caught her kid sneaking a cookie out of a cookie jar) That wasn't very nice... bad Mia...very bad Mia
Mia: (blush, then looks at a now fuming Feizi) run away! (does so)
Feizi: wait till I get my hands on her... ill make the Chinese Water Torture look like child's play! (towards Mia)
Isaac: NO! for the sake of the plot, I must stop you, even if I have to raise the Gaia Blade on you!
Feizi: (In a Sauron-like voice) I've seen how you fight. You cannot hope to win...
Isaac: I've too saw how you fight and just in case you ever decieted to attack me I came prepared...
Mia: Unless its an Anti-Feizi force shield I don't want to know what it is...
Feizi: (Sharpening her boots) what can you POSSIBLY do to defend against the all-mighty power of my Ballcrusher boots???
Isaac: I'll let you be the judge of that!
~ENTER BATTLE SCEEN~
FEIZI APPEARS!
FEIZI TO ATTACK FIRST!
FEIZI'S BALLCRUSHER LET OUT A HOWL!
SWIFTKICKINTHECROTCH!
(Feizi does her "sinister move" but when she kicks Isaac she howls in pain)
DUE TO ISAAC'S PROTECTON, FEIZI TAKES 300 DAMAGE!
Isaac: HA HA! No Ballcrushers has a chance against my Titanium Cup with Anti-Feizi Protection!!!
ISAAC USES MIRRIOR MOVE!
SWIFTKICKINTHECROTCH!
(Isaac repeats Feizi's move and surprisingly, Feizi screams in agony)
Feizi: OH MY BALLS!!! (withdraws into a fetal position)
FEIZI TAKES 99999 DAMAGE
YOU FELLED FEIZI!
YOU RECEIVED 1000 EXP POINTS
YOU RECEIVED BALLCRUSHER
YOU ALSO RECEIVE 11000 GIL!
~EXIT BATTLE THEME~
Mia: Something went TERRIBLY wrong in that fight...
Isaac: I agree... huh?
(A Fetal position Feizi morphs into Master McCoy)
Mia: O-o
Isaac o-O
McCoy: ohhhh you're evil... EEEEEEVIL! (stands up)
Isaac: what the hell?
Mia: What the hell are you doing impersonating Feizi?
McCoy: Eh... er... well...(In a Fat Bastard voice) heeeeeey baby...
Isaac: (looks at Mia) what of it?
McCoy: Ya know, once ya got fat, your never coming back!
Mia: :groan:
McCoy: GET IN MA BELLY!!!
God: :Groan:
Isaac: now you've done it... here comes some-
God: - good ol' Divine Intervention...God help me... (in the Divine voice) McCoy! you are violating the plot! I order you to... :snicker: clean Babi's palace with... his toothbrush...
McCoy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (vanishes)
God: Isaac your off the hook now GO!
Isaac: I'm on it... sir?
Mia: uh... wow sir, your very persistent, am I really THAT hot?
Isaac: uh yes...
Mia: wow... nice airship, last time I rode in one was when I was a KID. NAPS are so fun!
Isaac: Are you implying something?
Mia: no shit Sherlock
Garet: (Knocks on door) PRINCESS? PRINCESS! I HEAR YOU!!!
Mia: damn... we got to go somewhere... hey lets go under the trap door... (opens cupboard and out comes some pictures) AHHH PORN!!!
Isaac: (as if he just realized something) ohhhh so THATS where Briggs hid my stash...er... this way Milady! (Exits)
Mia: (Looking through the pictures) wow... HEEEEY there's ME!!! wow... I never knew that I had such a NICE ASS!!! Tee he he he... (follows)
Akafubu: (putting his hair curlers in his hair) grrr... damn that Feh... HOW DARE HE DO THIS TO ME!!!
Isaac: (To Mia) That's Akafubu, feel free to scream...
Mia: don't mind if I do... AHHHHHHH!!!
Akafubu: sob
(outside room)
Garet: *sniff sniff* P-P-PRINCESS!!! I SMELL YOU!!!
Hsu: I have no idea who to feel sorry for, them or me...
Garet: IM GUNNA BREAK THROUGH!!!
Isaac: JUMP!
(Mia and Akafubu do just that)
Garet: THIS DOOR WONT OPEN!!!
Hsu: YOUR A MARS ADEPT! YOU CAN BURN DOORS OPEN!!!
Garet: heeeeeey, I never thought of that! (casts Inferno) HEY A HOLE!!!
Hsu: uh... CANNONBALL!!! (jumps into the hole but gets stuck)
Hsu: THATS IT! IM GOING ON WEIGHTWATCHERS!!!
Garet: damn... PRINCESS!!! I'M COMMING FOR YOU!!! (exit)
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Corona: wow... took you long enough...
HEY I HAVE A LIFE YA KNOW!
Breeze: I thought I was gonna starve to death but then I realized that I am only a muse!
Corona: ha ha
Breeze: you too
Ok... ill write more, R/R