FF 7: The opera
By: Zack Grey
A very weird opera parody I wrote during five minutes of insanity. Enjoy!
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((Everyone is either in a dress or a tuxedo))
((Everyone walks on stage, and music starts))
Aerith:My name is Aerith! How do you do? I try to be good and save the
world for you! But mean old Sephy stabbed me in the back, but I summoned
holy, plus cloud will kick his ass!
Barret: Bum bum bum bum! Bum bum bum bum!
All:Final Fantasy Seven!
Cloud:I was quite angry, and a little sad too-
Tifa:But who cares, I get Cloudy-poo!
Yuffie:She's being a bitch!
Red: But you have too admit, Aerith is quite pretty, yes it is true.
Vincent: Yes we all know, but face the fact;
Cid: Everyone knows Tifa has an !@#$'In rack!
Barret: Bum bum bum bum, Bum bum bum bum!
All: Final Fantasy Seven
Rufus:I am a villain
Sephiroth: And so am I too
Tseng: I would say something, but I was killed by you!
Cloud: Oh please shut up, we heard enough. All three of you are gay-
Vincent /Cid: EW GROSS YUCK!
((Music stops. Everyone looks at them. Crickets chirp))
Maestro: AHEM!
((Music starts))
All: So we save the world, and that is that. We killed Jenova, and Sephy
too. Our story is over, and its all through
Cait sith: But I didn't get a line. Oh boohoo
Barret: Bum bum bum bum . Bum bum bum bum
All: FINAL FANTASY SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEN!!!!!
((Stage collapse and everyone falls through, except yuffie, because she set
it up))
Yuffie: Thank you! Thank you!
((Yuffie blows kisses to the audiences. Then the curtains close right in
her face))