I'm really sorry about the last chapter. Fanfiction.net screwed up my fic.
It was supposed to be read like a play. Hopefully, this one will turn out
to be better than before.
Disclaimer: Do I really need to say this? Ok, I do not own Sailor Moon.
Warning: All names are in Japanese, except for Chibi Usa's because I'm to much of a lazy ass to correct the first chapter so it will just have to be this way.
[ ]-thoughts
( )-narrative
(Usagi continues to drag Ami all over the mall until they come to store called Men's Fantasy Victoria's Secret).
Usagi: Oh Ami, do you think Mamoru would like any of this?
Ami: [Am I supposed to actually answer that?] Um, well.
Usagi: Lets go in!
(Usagi drags Ami into the disgustingly erotic store full of sexual playthings. Usagi grabs a so-called "outfit" and runs into a dressing room. She comes out seemingly to wear nothing at first glance, but if you look closer you will see the tiniest straps in the history of the planet earth).
Usagi what do you think?
Ami (having an extremely blank expression): Eh, um, well
Usagi: I'm buying it, oh and this, and this to, maybe this.
(She ends up buying the whole store, just so you'll know. She has timid, shy, "I wont stand up to you" Ami hold everything)
Usagi: Lets go to the food court!
Ami: (sweat dropping furiously)
(A boy walks and pinches Ami's butt. She furiously sweat-drops, blushes, vain-pops, and anything else you can think of. She blows a fuse).
Ami (countless vain-pops show up near her): How dare you! Get the hell away from me! Usagi, take your own stuff, damn it!
(She storms away leaving Usagi alone with a million bags of porn outfits. Haruka walks by with her arm around Michiru. Usagi rushes toward them)
Usagi: Oh, hi guys, how about helping with these bags, huh?
(Haruka ends up holding the bags, and Michiru listens to Usagi explain why she has bags filled with erotic outfits).
Usagi:.and that's what we're doing tonight!
Michiru: [why can't we do that?] You must really love Mamoru.
Usagi: Um, let me think about.
Haruka: You have to think about that?
Usagi: Well let me think.it is destiny for us to be together.well I guess I love him 'cause otherwise it wouldn't be destiny now would it?
Michiru & Haruka: (huge sweat-drops)
(They walk out of the mall and over to Usagi's house, which, conveniently, is across the street from the mall)
Usagi: Thanks guys see ya later!
Michiru & Haruka: See ya!
(Usagi steps into the house)
Michiru: Haruka, how come we can't do that?
Haruka (blushing madly): Um.
(They walk away arguing about their sexual life).
Hi people! You have a whole chapter to go before Usagi and Mamoru actually do anything. I guess it means this story has an estimate of four chapters. I know you're tired of this, but please review, or gauging out the eyes of the psycho toaster-oven headed monkeys in your closet will be my only choice!
Again, please review.
Disclaimer: Do I really need to say this? Ok, I do not own Sailor Moon.
Warning: All names are in Japanese, except for Chibi Usa's because I'm to much of a lazy ass to correct the first chapter so it will just have to be this way.
[ ]-thoughts
( )-narrative
(Usagi continues to drag Ami all over the mall until they come to store called Men's Fantasy Victoria's Secret).
Usagi: Oh Ami, do you think Mamoru would like any of this?
Ami: [Am I supposed to actually answer that?] Um, well.
Usagi: Lets go in!
(Usagi drags Ami into the disgustingly erotic store full of sexual playthings. Usagi grabs a so-called "outfit" and runs into a dressing room. She comes out seemingly to wear nothing at first glance, but if you look closer you will see the tiniest straps in the history of the planet earth).
Usagi what do you think?
Ami (having an extremely blank expression): Eh, um, well
Usagi: I'm buying it, oh and this, and this to, maybe this.
(She ends up buying the whole store, just so you'll know. She has timid, shy, "I wont stand up to you" Ami hold everything)
Usagi: Lets go to the food court!
Ami: (sweat dropping furiously)
(A boy walks and pinches Ami's butt. She furiously sweat-drops, blushes, vain-pops, and anything else you can think of. She blows a fuse).
Ami (countless vain-pops show up near her): How dare you! Get the hell away from me! Usagi, take your own stuff, damn it!
(She storms away leaving Usagi alone with a million bags of porn outfits. Haruka walks by with her arm around Michiru. Usagi rushes toward them)
Usagi: Oh, hi guys, how about helping with these bags, huh?
(Haruka ends up holding the bags, and Michiru listens to Usagi explain why she has bags filled with erotic outfits).
Usagi:.and that's what we're doing tonight!
Michiru: [why can't we do that?] You must really love Mamoru.
Usagi: Um, let me think about.
Haruka: You have to think about that?
Usagi: Well let me think.it is destiny for us to be together.well I guess I love him 'cause otherwise it wouldn't be destiny now would it?
Michiru & Haruka: (huge sweat-drops)
(They walk out of the mall and over to Usagi's house, which, conveniently, is across the street from the mall)
Usagi: Thanks guys see ya later!
Michiru & Haruka: See ya!
(Usagi steps into the house)
Michiru: Haruka, how come we can't do that?
Haruka (blushing madly): Um.
(They walk away arguing about their sexual life).
Hi people! You have a whole chapter to go before Usagi and Mamoru actually do anything. I guess it means this story has an estimate of four chapters. I know you're tired of this, but please review, or gauging out the eyes of the psycho toaster-oven headed monkeys in your closet will be my only choice!
Again, please review.