I'm bored, and a little pissed at my reviews. But pay no heed; I still
want to know what everybody thinks about my fics (even if a fall out of my
chair in amazement, or blow a gasket over the next flame I get)
I'm removing my Pokemon fic because I never got any reviews.
Disclaimer: I don't wanna say it mommy, I don't wanna! Oh, all right! I don't own Sailor Moon! There, now are you all happy, huh?
Warning: all names are in Japanese except Chibi Usa's 'cause I'm a lazy ass who has probably flunked my English final. Oh, I forgot Usagi's parents' names so I will call them Usagi's mom/dad, or if I get lazy then I'll just call them Mom/Dad.
[ ]-thoughts
( )-narrative
Usagi's mom: Hi Usagi, did you have a nice day?
Usagi: Yup!
Usagi's mom: What's in the bag, Usagi?
Usagi (sweat-dropping): Oh, um, in this bag right here, well it's nothing, nothing at all.
Usagi's brother (I also forgot his name): Maybe she robbed a bank, and that's the stolen loot.
Usagi (Ahhh! Attack of the giant sweat-drops): Whatever.
Usagi's brother (still ranting).and maybe Sailor Moon was watching and is on her way here to catch you and lock you up in prison.
Usagi (Ahhh! The sweat-drops are being joined by a million vain-pops!): Shut the hell up, damn it!
Usagi's mom (traumatized): Usagi! I'm so ashamed!
Usagi (I can't describe how madly she's blushing): Um, see ya later mom!
(Usagi dashes to her room and promptly hides the scanty clothes. Luna and Artemis are sitting on the bed, cuddling affectionately until Usagi enters the room where they stop abruptly. Artemis leaps off the bed and bites Usagi's leg)
Usagi: Owwwwwwwwwww!!! Artemis, get the hell off me!!! (She flings Artemis toward the wall but, at the last second, Artemis rebounds and hits the floor before jumping up and tearing up Usagi's face. Usagi whips out her transformation pen and changes into Sailor Moon, champion of justice)
Sailor Moon: Moon-Gorgeous-Meditation!
(Artemis dodges one of Sailor Moon's more powerful attacks. Artemis turns human and uses some kind of bizarre attack that has never been seen in the manga or anime. He pulls out a kind of furry whip thing and begins slicing and dicing up Usagi's room but completely missing Sailor Moon).
Artemis: Die witch!!!
Sailor Moon: What the hell did you say you little faggot!
(Luna has been sleeping all this time and decides to get up and stop them before they slice her up.)
Luna: (clearing her throat) Shut up! Jeeze, you two act like such children at times.
Artemis (vain-pop): Aw, come on, Luna; let me kill her, just this once.
Luna: No, Artemis, besides if Small Lady isn't born then there won't be a reason for Diana to be born, now would there.
Artemis: (big, red blush)
Usagi's mom: Usagi, what's going on up there.
(Sailor Moon changes back to Usagi and Artemis exits via the window. Luna exits after Artemis. They scamper over to Minako's place, which just so happens to be right across the street).
Usagi's mom: Usagi, we're leaving; please don't farther damage the house while we're out.
Usagi's brother: Yeah, Usagi (He sticks his tongue out and pulls down his lower eyelid).
(Usagi copies him. She calls Mamoru and asks if she can go over there instead, because her room's a literal wreck. He says sure and gets ready to go over to his place. She puts on supposedly the smallest garment in her bag and puts a huge trench coat on over that).
This is the end of this chapter. Next chapter is when things heat up, or not. It depends on my reviews. Don't worry I won't threaten the odd and bizarre things in you closet (I know they're there somewhere) all I will say is review!!!
I'm removing my Pokemon fic because I never got any reviews.
Disclaimer: I don't wanna say it mommy, I don't wanna! Oh, all right! I don't own Sailor Moon! There, now are you all happy, huh?
Warning: all names are in Japanese except Chibi Usa's 'cause I'm a lazy ass who has probably flunked my English final. Oh, I forgot Usagi's parents' names so I will call them Usagi's mom/dad, or if I get lazy then I'll just call them Mom/Dad.
[ ]-thoughts
( )-narrative
Usagi's mom: Hi Usagi, did you have a nice day?
Usagi: Yup!
Usagi's mom: What's in the bag, Usagi?
Usagi (sweat-dropping): Oh, um, in this bag right here, well it's nothing, nothing at all.
Usagi's brother (I also forgot his name): Maybe she robbed a bank, and that's the stolen loot.
Usagi (Ahhh! Attack of the giant sweat-drops): Whatever.
Usagi's brother (still ranting).and maybe Sailor Moon was watching and is on her way here to catch you and lock you up in prison.
Usagi (Ahhh! The sweat-drops are being joined by a million vain-pops!): Shut the hell up, damn it!
Usagi's mom (traumatized): Usagi! I'm so ashamed!
Usagi (I can't describe how madly she's blushing): Um, see ya later mom!
(Usagi dashes to her room and promptly hides the scanty clothes. Luna and Artemis are sitting on the bed, cuddling affectionately until Usagi enters the room where they stop abruptly. Artemis leaps off the bed and bites Usagi's leg)
Usagi: Owwwwwwwwwww!!! Artemis, get the hell off me!!! (She flings Artemis toward the wall but, at the last second, Artemis rebounds and hits the floor before jumping up and tearing up Usagi's face. Usagi whips out her transformation pen and changes into Sailor Moon, champion of justice)
Sailor Moon: Moon-Gorgeous-Meditation!
(Artemis dodges one of Sailor Moon's more powerful attacks. Artemis turns human and uses some kind of bizarre attack that has never been seen in the manga or anime. He pulls out a kind of furry whip thing and begins slicing and dicing up Usagi's room but completely missing Sailor Moon).
Artemis: Die witch!!!
Sailor Moon: What the hell did you say you little faggot!
(Luna has been sleeping all this time and decides to get up and stop them before they slice her up.)
Luna: (clearing her throat) Shut up! Jeeze, you two act like such children at times.
Artemis (vain-pop): Aw, come on, Luna; let me kill her, just this once.
Luna: No, Artemis, besides if Small Lady isn't born then there won't be a reason for Diana to be born, now would there.
Artemis: (big, red blush)
Usagi's mom: Usagi, what's going on up there.
(Sailor Moon changes back to Usagi and Artemis exits via the window. Luna exits after Artemis. They scamper over to Minako's place, which just so happens to be right across the street).
Usagi's mom: Usagi, we're leaving; please don't farther damage the house while we're out.
Usagi's brother: Yeah, Usagi (He sticks his tongue out and pulls down his lower eyelid).
(Usagi copies him. She calls Mamoru and asks if she can go over there instead, because her room's a literal wreck. He says sure and gets ready to go over to his place. She puts on supposedly the smallest garment in her bag and puts a huge trench coat on over that).
This is the end of this chapter. Next chapter is when things heat up, or not. It depends on my reviews. Don't worry I won't threaten the odd and bizarre things in you closet (I know they're there somewhere) all I will say is review!!!