Shaman King Fanfiction.
Title: Anna Says.
By: Kiiro Asakura.
Chapter 2: Damn If I Only Knew What Yoh Was Thinking.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Shaman King. Damn the bitterness of it all!!!
Author's (Not too short, but not too long) note:
This chapter is just a teaser (Awww! Again!?!) for chapter 3 which contains the REAL lime/lemon stuff. I'm not really sure about the distinction (Maybe you guys are?!?) Meaning there's still NO *vivid* lemony scenes here. Just uhm. A lot of my . *Humorous*. Thinking. .You can tell I'm no expert in this, but at least I try. Don't know why I do but I just do. Anyhow, I think we've heard a lot of Anna's inner voices already (I have a feeling you've already noticed that?). So this time, why don't we all listen to Yoh's (Oh Shoot.BUT WHY?!?)!?. . . That's the hint right there.
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Anna Says by Kiiro Asakura.
Chapter 2.
Damn If I Only Knew What Yoh Was Thinking.
Saturday afternoon, probably around 5.
Yoh comes back from his meeting with Manta. As he enters their house, he smells something good. It's the aroma of the food that his fiancée Anna is cooking. And out of nowhere, something has suddenly hit him (And for the last time! It's not in the physical term you smart alecks!). It was the thought of his girl. HIS Anna. He can still remember the words that came out of her mouth that morning.
~ Anna: Okay! Okay! Fine! I want you to f*** me okay ?!?! There! I'm sexually aroused! I watched this stupid sex film two nights ago and now I can't stop thinking about sex whenever I see you! I don't know why but it just happens! I'm only human for crying out loud!!! So there!!!
(Just had to add that whole paragraph. Makes the fic look longer. Heheheh. *Author sweatdrops again*. Wheew .Really hot in here. Airconditioning is busted. Damn it.)
Inside Yoh's Head:
Damn it. Why does she have to ask me to f*** her NOW? She has no idea on how much torture I had to undergo after that! Damn it! I'm a guy.
(Oh is that so?)
(Geee I had NOOO idea! .)
(I mean. What kind of guy would have the need to tell himself that he IS one?!?)
* Gunshot *
I hate it when voices interrupt my own thoughts.
* The voices inside his head were suddenly gone *
Where was I? Ah yes. I'm a guy! I guess (NOT about him being a guy you mentally challenged people!!! Yoh dono is not suffering from an identity crisis in this fic!). . .
*Yoh walks over to the author who is sitting in front of the PC.
*Yoh pulls out a gun.
* Gunshot *
I REALLY hate it when voices interrupt my own thoughts.
* The author's really annoying voice is suddenly gone *
* Yoh: What?!? It's just so much easier doing it that way!. Well at least I won't have to clean my sword after that.
Uhh. Where was I? Ah. Yes. I'm a guy! So I guess. It's just natural for me to easily get addicted to sex right? And damn it! With a body like hers!?!.
* Suddenly the voices inside his head start speaking again.
(Oh no. .Quit while your ahead man!)
Those soft kissable lips.
(He's going down!)
Those BEAUTIFUL and shapely breasts.
(And he's really sinking down fast!)
That very sexy waist and those toned abs.
(Damn it! Send an SOS already!)
AND that sweet virgin a**!!!
(Oh shit! That's it! . You've snapped! You're on your own now man!
(We're outta here!!!)
(And out.)
* Voices inside Yoh's head exit yet again, leaving him drowning in his own. Ehem ehem. *CONTEMPLATIVE* (!?!) thoughts.
Those deep dark eyes. And those BEAUTIFUL breasts. Those soft kissable lips. And those BEAUTIFUL breasts. . That very pretty face. And have I mentioned, those VERY BEAUTIFUL breasts?!?. Those creamy white thighs. Ahh.YESSS. And of course those luscious. BEAUTIFUL. supple. and VERY BEAUTIFUL BREASTS!!!.
"Aaahhhhhh."
Yoh hears himself moan erotically in delight because of his thoughts about Anna.
* Slaps himself hard on the face, bonks himself on the head with a nearby boulder after that, and then falls down on the ground (!?!) *
* Shakes his head vigorously to gain consciousness and then stands up *
Ahh. Duuhh... Where Am I? I mean ehem, ehem, where was I? Ahh. Yes. Shit. That hurt .A lot. I think I have a blood clot in my brain. (*Kiiro just snickers behind the PC and continues to type*). Anyway. If we start now, I don't think I can ever get myself to stop. And if I don't. SHE'll be the one who'll get hurt . And I don't want that - I think. Hhmmmm.. Wait a minute! What the. What am I saying !?!... I just love her too much. That's right. Now is not the right time. It'll be best when we get married. And when we DO get married.
* Yoh unconsciously smirks and again lets out a small whimper of delight.
All my fantasies about her can FINALLY come true! And without my conscience bugging me about NOT waiting for the right time!!! (Yoh's a good guy. Sooo I, being a God believer and all, like to think that he does have a conscience. Whatever that means.)
* Yoh lets out a childish cry of victory and flails his arms high in the air.
Yoh: YAY!!!
* But suddenly drops them because of a surprise and now lets out a very girly and high pitched shriek.
Yoh: EEEK!!!
Yoh didn't notice the figure standing right behind him. It was Anna.
Anna: Dinner. Is. Ready.
Yoh jumped at Anna's sudden appearance. Anna just stared back at him. Apparently he had noticed that she has returned to her being the Ice Queen again.
Inside Yoh's Head.
Well that's good. I think. At least I won't have to restrain myself that hard anymore. Cause she'll be the one to do that for me. Just one slap from her 1 ton hands and I'll be back to looking scared in front of her. For real.
It was good for Yoh that Anna at once turned her back on him. Or else she would have noticed the very huge bulge forming inside Yoh's pants. Particularly the one right on the middle due to his previous uhm. *Contemplation* . And Yoh doesn't want her to see that. Not after his refusal to her invitation earlier this morning.
Both Anna and Yoh goes inside their house for dinner.
But little did Yoh know of the dark plans Anna has come up with to get back at him.
*Anna throws an unnoticed sideward glance at Yoh, and then she wickedly grins.
Inside Anna's Head:
Yoh Asakura... Your dinner awaits!...
*Mysterious Low Voice: Dum dum dum dummmm..
~Tsuzuku~
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~ Please review this chapter too!!?
(Not so important but still very humorous) Author's additional notes:
~ I put them notes at the end of the fic so that you won't feel "forced" to read them (-_-)
~ I know the dinner part is lame. But as I said before, I'm a lame writer who comes up with lame lines. Gomen! (-_-)
~ To all the people who gave reviews on the previous chapter: Awww. Y'all are just really sweet! TOO sweet. Gosh. Anyhow, I appreciate all the short, BUT sweet (Awww. (-_-)) things you said there. But since this fic signifies my "not-being-a-first-time-writer-anymore" (Obviously cause it's the 2ND chapter already!), I figured it's okay for you to start giving me (Excuse me for using the term again, still don't know what word I should use here) HARSH, but not TOO harsh (I don't think I'll be ready for the REAL harshness at my current level of "fic writer-ness" (!?!) .) reviews, because after all, your reviews can contribute greatly to how I will turn out to be as a writer of fics in the future (-_-) . Not really sure if I, myself got the meaning of that paragraph but wadda hell!. Thinking is good for your brain(!?!). Sooo. There.
~ As for the title, I think you can figure out for yourselves why I chose that. That's all. Peace. People. And I'm Out---cold. (-_-)
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Title: Anna Says.
By: Kiiro Asakura.
Chapter 2: Damn If I Only Knew What Yoh Was Thinking.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Shaman King. Damn the bitterness of it all!!!
Author's (Not too short, but not too long) note:
This chapter is just a teaser (Awww! Again!?!) for chapter 3 which contains the REAL lime/lemon stuff. I'm not really sure about the distinction (Maybe you guys are?!?) Meaning there's still NO *vivid* lemony scenes here. Just uhm. A lot of my . *Humorous*. Thinking. .You can tell I'm no expert in this, but at least I try. Don't know why I do but I just do. Anyhow, I think we've heard a lot of Anna's inner voices already (I have a feeling you've already noticed that?). So this time, why don't we all listen to Yoh's (Oh Shoot.BUT WHY?!?)!?. . . That's the hint right there.
____________________________________________________________________________ ________________________________
Anna Says by Kiiro Asakura.
Chapter 2.
Damn If I Only Knew What Yoh Was Thinking.
Saturday afternoon, probably around 5.
Yoh comes back from his meeting with Manta. As he enters their house, he smells something good. It's the aroma of the food that his fiancée Anna is cooking. And out of nowhere, something has suddenly hit him (And for the last time! It's not in the physical term you smart alecks!). It was the thought of his girl. HIS Anna. He can still remember the words that came out of her mouth that morning.
~ Anna: Okay! Okay! Fine! I want you to f*** me okay ?!?! There! I'm sexually aroused! I watched this stupid sex film two nights ago and now I can't stop thinking about sex whenever I see you! I don't know why but it just happens! I'm only human for crying out loud!!! So there!!!
(Just had to add that whole paragraph. Makes the fic look longer. Heheheh. *Author sweatdrops again*. Wheew .Really hot in here. Airconditioning is busted. Damn it.)
Inside Yoh's Head:
Damn it. Why does she have to ask me to f*** her NOW? She has no idea on how much torture I had to undergo after that! Damn it! I'm a guy.
(Oh is that so?)
(Geee I had NOOO idea! .)
(I mean. What kind of guy would have the need to tell himself that he IS one?!?)
* Gunshot *
I hate it when voices interrupt my own thoughts.
* The voices inside his head were suddenly gone *
Where was I? Ah yes. I'm a guy! I guess (NOT about him being a guy you mentally challenged people!!! Yoh dono is not suffering from an identity crisis in this fic!). . .
*Yoh walks over to the author who is sitting in front of the PC.
*Yoh pulls out a gun.
* Gunshot *
I REALLY hate it when voices interrupt my own thoughts.
* The author's really annoying voice is suddenly gone *
* Yoh: What?!? It's just so much easier doing it that way!. Well at least I won't have to clean my sword after that.
Uhh. Where was I? Ah. Yes. I'm a guy! So I guess. It's just natural for me to easily get addicted to sex right? And damn it! With a body like hers!?!.
* Suddenly the voices inside his head start speaking again.
(Oh no. .Quit while your ahead man!)
Those soft kissable lips.
(He's going down!)
Those BEAUTIFUL and shapely breasts.
(And he's really sinking down fast!)
That very sexy waist and those toned abs.
(Damn it! Send an SOS already!)
AND that sweet virgin a**!!!
(Oh shit! That's it! . You've snapped! You're on your own now man!
(We're outta here!!!)
(And out.)
* Voices inside Yoh's head exit yet again, leaving him drowning in his own. Ehem ehem. *CONTEMPLATIVE* (!?!) thoughts.
Those deep dark eyes. And those BEAUTIFUL breasts. Those soft kissable lips. And those BEAUTIFUL breasts. . That very pretty face. And have I mentioned, those VERY BEAUTIFUL breasts?!?. Those creamy white thighs. Ahh.YESSS. And of course those luscious. BEAUTIFUL. supple. and VERY BEAUTIFUL BREASTS!!!.
"Aaahhhhhh."
Yoh hears himself moan erotically in delight because of his thoughts about Anna.
* Slaps himself hard on the face, bonks himself on the head with a nearby boulder after that, and then falls down on the ground (!?!) *
* Shakes his head vigorously to gain consciousness and then stands up *
Ahh. Duuhh... Where Am I? I mean ehem, ehem, where was I? Ahh. Yes. Shit. That hurt .A lot. I think I have a blood clot in my brain. (*Kiiro just snickers behind the PC and continues to type*). Anyway. If we start now, I don't think I can ever get myself to stop. And if I don't. SHE'll be the one who'll get hurt . And I don't want that - I think. Hhmmmm.. Wait a minute! What the. What am I saying !?!... I just love her too much. That's right. Now is not the right time. It'll be best when we get married. And when we DO get married.
* Yoh unconsciously smirks and again lets out a small whimper of delight.
All my fantasies about her can FINALLY come true! And without my conscience bugging me about NOT waiting for the right time!!! (Yoh's a good guy. Sooo I, being a God believer and all, like to think that he does have a conscience. Whatever that means.)
* Yoh lets out a childish cry of victory and flails his arms high in the air.
Yoh: YAY!!!
* But suddenly drops them because of a surprise and now lets out a very girly and high pitched shriek.
Yoh: EEEK!!!
Yoh didn't notice the figure standing right behind him. It was Anna.
Anna: Dinner. Is. Ready.
Yoh jumped at Anna's sudden appearance. Anna just stared back at him. Apparently he had noticed that she has returned to her being the Ice Queen again.
Inside Yoh's Head.
Well that's good. I think. At least I won't have to restrain myself that hard anymore. Cause she'll be the one to do that for me. Just one slap from her 1 ton hands and I'll be back to looking scared in front of her. For real.
It was good for Yoh that Anna at once turned her back on him. Or else she would have noticed the very huge bulge forming inside Yoh's pants. Particularly the one right on the middle due to his previous uhm. *Contemplation* . And Yoh doesn't want her to see that. Not after his refusal to her invitation earlier this morning.
Both Anna and Yoh goes inside their house for dinner.
But little did Yoh know of the dark plans Anna has come up with to get back at him.
*Anna throws an unnoticed sideward glance at Yoh, and then she wickedly grins.
Inside Anna's Head:
Yoh Asakura... Your dinner awaits!...
*Mysterious Low Voice: Dum dum dum dummmm..
~Tsuzuku~
____________________________________________________________________________ ________________________________
~ Please review this chapter too!!?
(Not so important but still very humorous) Author's additional notes:
~ I put them notes at the end of the fic so that you won't feel "forced" to read them (-_-)
~ I know the dinner part is lame. But as I said before, I'm a lame writer who comes up with lame lines. Gomen! (-_-)
~ To all the people who gave reviews on the previous chapter: Awww. Y'all are just really sweet! TOO sweet. Gosh. Anyhow, I appreciate all the short, BUT sweet (Awww. (-_-)) things you said there. But since this fic signifies my "not-being-a-first-time-writer-anymore" (Obviously cause it's the 2ND chapter already!), I figured it's okay for you to start giving me (Excuse me for using the term again, still don't know what word I should use here) HARSH, but not TOO harsh (I don't think I'll be ready for the REAL harshness at my current level of "fic writer-ness" (!?!) .) reviews, because after all, your reviews can contribute greatly to how I will turn out to be as a writer of fics in the future (-_-) . Not really sure if I, myself got the meaning of that paragraph but wadda hell!. Thinking is good for your brain(!?!). Sooo. There.
~ As for the title, I think you can figure out for yourselves why I chose that. That's all. Peace. People. And I'm Out---cold. (-_-)
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