Hello, hello, hello one and all! I have finally decided on an ending for
Making Rini and have also decided to stay away from stories such as this
for awhile. I also have a new friend in my closet. Say hi to...Happy
Bunny!
Happy Bunny: I like boys. They're stupid.
Say hi Happy Bunny.
Happy Bunny: Wow you're ugly.
Isn't he sweet.
Happy Bunny: Dispising you makes me feel all warm inside!
Now read the last chapter of Making Rini!
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Sailor Moon. I do not own Happy Bunny (he owns himself and is rooming with me at the moment). Please don't kill me if my spelling is wrong. I just got my computer fixed and have not had a chance to download a spell checking thingy. [ ] - thoughts ( ) - narrative. All names are in Japanese except Chibi Usa's because I'm to much of a lazy ass to correct the first few chapters.
(Usagi is sitting in a cab on her way to Mamoru's apartment. The cab driver looks in his mirror at Usagi, who is looking out the window at the city whizzing by).
Cab Driver: Any particular reason why you're wearing a trench coat on a steamy June night like this.
Usagi(as though coming out of a trance): Oh, um, yeah, there is a reason, but I can't tell you.
Cab Driver: Why not, is it something naughty?
Usagi: Yes, but Rei told me not to tell my business out in public, like now.
Cab Driver: Anything to do with loving.
Usagi: How did you know?! Are you like phsycic or something?!
Cab Driver(by the way, the cab driver is male): Well, the trench coat is a little overt, ya' know.
Usagi(blushing): Oh. You must be very wise to come to that conclusion.
Cab Driver: Not wisdom, oh no. All it is is "been there, done that".
Usagi: Is that so.
Cab Driver: That's so. I remember when my boyfriend invited me over to do that "thing". I was nervous as hell, but I kept my cool.
Usagi(paying very close attention): How?
Cab Driver: Got drunk.
Usagi: I should try that sometime.
Cab Driver(smuggly): Works everytime.
(They sit silently for the rest of the ride. Meanwhile Rini and Hotaru go to Usagi's house only to find nobody there).
Hotaru: where do you think everybody is?
Rini: And on my birthday too!
(Usagi's mom, dad, and brother come back from where ever they were).
Usagi's Dad(who is trying to be hip): What's up Rini, I see you brought your homegirl wit' ya.
Rini: Um, yeah...anyway where is Usagi?
Usagi's Mom: I think she's at that nice boy Mamoru's apartment.
Hotaru: Really?
Usagi's Dad: Forizzle Foshizzle my nizzle ya'll.
Rini & Hotaru(sweat dropping vilently): Um, we' ve got to go.
(Rini and Hotaru try to find Mamoru's address. Elsewhere, Usagi had just reached Mamoru's house, but not before buying a dozen wine bottles and beer cans. She climbed about 10 flights of stair and found Mamoru's apartment. She knocked on the door and nobody answered.)
Usagi: No answer, luckily I have a spare key!
(She opened the door and found Mamoru on the floor holding a tipping glass of water. He was hic-upping and smiling drunkenly.)
Mamoru: Hey Bunny *hic* have some water *hic, hic* it taste funny *hic*.
Usagi: Mamoru, you got drunk without me!
Mamoru: *hic* Did I? *hic*
(*EXTRA* How Mamoru Got Drunk
At a nearby waterplant, two clumsy workers are working the night shift, and drinking beer.
Bob: Hey Joe, got any beer?
Joe: Yeah I got beer, but I dropped it into the water.
Bob: How much?
Joe: A dozen cans.
Bob: Got any more?
Joe: Yeah, oh, oops.
Bob: What?
Joe: I dropped more beer.
Bob: How much?
Joe: About a dozen six packs.
Bob: That's...72 cans.
Joe: That's alot.
Bob: Yeah.
Joe: Somebody is going to be waisted.
Bob: I know. Now back to the story...)
Usagi: I want to get drunk too!
(And so she does and before you know it both are blitzed out of their minds. It gets late, and Rini and Hotaru decide to go and find Usagi tomorrow morning. Morning comes, and Rini and Hotaru head out to find Usagi, having writen down Mamoru's address...somewhere...)
Rini: We're at the apartment building, but what's the apartment number?
Hotaru: Um, I know I've got it somewhere...
Rini: You lost it, didn't you?
Hotaru: No, I...
Rini: You lost it!
Hotaru: No, I didn't.
Rini: You lost it!!!
Hotaru: I didn't!!!
Rini: YOU LOST IT!!!
Hotaru: NO, I...
stranger: SHUT UP! Damn kids...
Hotaru: Lets go find Usagi now.
Rini(under her breath): You lost it.
(They go up to the information desk and ask about Mamoru.)
Hotaru: Um, excuse me, I'm looking for someone named Mamoru...
Info desk lady(smoking a cigar): Oh, Rooroo *cough* is on the 6th *cough* floor.
Rini: Thanks I, uh, think.
Info desk lady: When you get *cough* up there, can you *cough,cough* tell him that he hasn't paid *cough* child support this *cough* month for little Yoake, I know *cough,cough,cough* she misses her daddy.
Hotaru: Uh...
(Rini is petrified. What kind of symbolism do they use in manga( e.i. japanese comics) for this sort of situation? Anyway, they somehow find their way upstairs. They look around and see somebody's door open. They look inside and see Usagi on the floor buried in beer cans and Mamoru asleep on the kitchen table.)
Usagi(giggling feverishly): What's *hic* up?
Hotaru: Definitily not you.
Rini: Why is the door open?
Usagi: I don't know, *hic* I thought you knew, teeheeheehee.
(Then Haruka and Michiru come half dressed out of the bedroom looking totally wasted. Rini and Hotaru keel over.)
Michiru(grogily): What did you do to them.
Haruka(also grogily): Nothin...lets get out of here, I've got to go eat something.
( Haruka and Michiru each pull on a trench coat and walk out the door. One coat is Usagi's, the other appeared out of nowhere. They walk out the open door. Usagi collapses on the floor, still giggling her head off. I guess since everybody is eighther on the floor, table, or out the door, and there is nobody else to talk about and since Hot Topic has the most awsome stuff then I believe that the story is finally over.
Now don't look all sad like that, I'll be back, plus, I have a bunch of poems I need to type and post. Look out for something new from me soon. Say good by Happy Bunny.
Happy Bunny: Have a great day, you worthless turd!
Good by! Since, however, you were so good (which I know you were), I have decided that the scitzafrentic toaster-headed phsyco monkeys in your closet don't have to meet Happy Bunny...today, that is, MWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Read & Review !
Happy Bunny: I like boys. They're stupid.
Say hi Happy Bunny.
Happy Bunny: Wow you're ugly.
Isn't he sweet.
Happy Bunny: Dispising you makes me feel all warm inside!
Now read the last chapter of Making Rini!
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Sailor Moon. I do not own Happy Bunny (he owns himself and is rooming with me at the moment). Please don't kill me if my spelling is wrong. I just got my computer fixed and have not had a chance to download a spell checking thingy. [ ] - thoughts ( ) - narrative. All names are in Japanese except Chibi Usa's because I'm to much of a lazy ass to correct the first few chapters.
(Usagi is sitting in a cab on her way to Mamoru's apartment. The cab driver looks in his mirror at Usagi, who is looking out the window at the city whizzing by).
Cab Driver: Any particular reason why you're wearing a trench coat on a steamy June night like this.
Usagi(as though coming out of a trance): Oh, um, yeah, there is a reason, but I can't tell you.
Cab Driver: Why not, is it something naughty?
Usagi: Yes, but Rei told me not to tell my business out in public, like now.
Cab Driver: Anything to do with loving.
Usagi: How did you know?! Are you like phsycic or something?!
Cab Driver(by the way, the cab driver is male): Well, the trench coat is a little overt, ya' know.
Usagi(blushing): Oh. You must be very wise to come to that conclusion.
Cab Driver: Not wisdom, oh no. All it is is "been there, done that".
Usagi: Is that so.
Cab Driver: That's so. I remember when my boyfriend invited me over to do that "thing". I was nervous as hell, but I kept my cool.
Usagi(paying very close attention): How?
Cab Driver: Got drunk.
Usagi: I should try that sometime.
Cab Driver(smuggly): Works everytime.
(They sit silently for the rest of the ride. Meanwhile Rini and Hotaru go to Usagi's house only to find nobody there).
Hotaru: where do you think everybody is?
Rini: And on my birthday too!
(Usagi's mom, dad, and brother come back from where ever they were).
Usagi's Dad(who is trying to be hip): What's up Rini, I see you brought your homegirl wit' ya.
Rini: Um, yeah...anyway where is Usagi?
Usagi's Mom: I think she's at that nice boy Mamoru's apartment.
Hotaru: Really?
Usagi's Dad: Forizzle Foshizzle my nizzle ya'll.
Rini & Hotaru(sweat dropping vilently): Um, we' ve got to go.
(Rini and Hotaru try to find Mamoru's address. Elsewhere, Usagi had just reached Mamoru's house, but not before buying a dozen wine bottles and beer cans. She climbed about 10 flights of stair and found Mamoru's apartment. She knocked on the door and nobody answered.)
Usagi: No answer, luckily I have a spare key!
(She opened the door and found Mamoru on the floor holding a tipping glass of water. He was hic-upping and smiling drunkenly.)
Mamoru: Hey Bunny *hic* have some water *hic, hic* it taste funny *hic*.
Usagi: Mamoru, you got drunk without me!
Mamoru: *hic* Did I? *hic*
(*EXTRA* How Mamoru Got Drunk
At a nearby waterplant, two clumsy workers are working the night shift, and drinking beer.
Bob: Hey Joe, got any beer?
Joe: Yeah I got beer, but I dropped it into the water.
Bob: How much?
Joe: A dozen cans.
Bob: Got any more?
Joe: Yeah, oh, oops.
Bob: What?
Joe: I dropped more beer.
Bob: How much?
Joe: About a dozen six packs.
Bob: That's...72 cans.
Joe: That's alot.
Bob: Yeah.
Joe: Somebody is going to be waisted.
Bob: I know. Now back to the story...)
Usagi: I want to get drunk too!
(And so she does and before you know it both are blitzed out of their minds. It gets late, and Rini and Hotaru decide to go and find Usagi tomorrow morning. Morning comes, and Rini and Hotaru head out to find Usagi, having writen down Mamoru's address...somewhere...)
Rini: We're at the apartment building, but what's the apartment number?
Hotaru: Um, I know I've got it somewhere...
Rini: You lost it, didn't you?
Hotaru: No, I...
Rini: You lost it!
Hotaru: No, I didn't.
Rini: You lost it!!!
Hotaru: I didn't!!!
Rini: YOU LOST IT!!!
Hotaru: NO, I...
stranger: SHUT UP! Damn kids...
Hotaru: Lets go find Usagi now.
Rini(under her breath): You lost it.
(They go up to the information desk and ask about Mamoru.)
Hotaru: Um, excuse me, I'm looking for someone named Mamoru...
Info desk lady(smoking a cigar): Oh, Rooroo *cough* is on the 6th *cough* floor.
Rini: Thanks I, uh, think.
Info desk lady: When you get *cough* up there, can you *cough,cough* tell him that he hasn't paid *cough* child support this *cough* month for little Yoake, I know *cough,cough,cough* she misses her daddy.
Hotaru: Uh...
(Rini is petrified. What kind of symbolism do they use in manga( e.i. japanese comics) for this sort of situation? Anyway, they somehow find their way upstairs. They look around and see somebody's door open. They look inside and see Usagi on the floor buried in beer cans and Mamoru asleep on the kitchen table.)
Usagi(giggling feverishly): What's *hic* up?
Hotaru: Definitily not you.
Rini: Why is the door open?
Usagi: I don't know, *hic* I thought you knew, teeheeheehee.
(Then Haruka and Michiru come half dressed out of the bedroom looking totally wasted. Rini and Hotaru keel over.)
Michiru(grogily): What did you do to them.
Haruka(also grogily): Nothin...lets get out of here, I've got to go eat something.
( Haruka and Michiru each pull on a trench coat and walk out the door. One coat is Usagi's, the other appeared out of nowhere. They walk out the open door. Usagi collapses on the floor, still giggling her head off. I guess since everybody is eighther on the floor, table, or out the door, and there is nobody else to talk about and since Hot Topic has the most awsome stuff then I believe that the story is finally over.
Now don't look all sad like that, I'll be back, plus, I have a bunch of poems I need to type and post. Look out for something new from me soon. Say good by Happy Bunny.
Happy Bunny: Have a great day, you worthless turd!
Good by! Since, however, you were so good (which I know you were), I have decided that the scitzafrentic toaster-headed phsyco monkeys in your closet don't have to meet Happy Bunny...today, that is, MWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Read & Review !