This has to be the worst one. Ok. I was so like yea. I've never been to a hospital so i don't know what it looks like. So yea. Sorry. Thanks for the reviews! You guys rock! SOrry about any typos and stuff.. and if its confusing.
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Chandler's head hurt. He heard crying in the background. Chandler groaned. To Chandler it felt like a massive hangover. "Nicky shh." Chandler grabbed the pillow from under him and put it over his head. He breathed in. It was not his pillow. Chandler could tell because his pillow smelt like Monica, and well this pillow didn't smell a thing like Monica. Chandler threw the pillow off the bed and sat up. This wasn't his bed. He looked at the huge curtain. Chandler looked at himself. He knew he was in a hospital. So he looked around him. There were no wire or anything attached to him. But he did notice he was wearing clothes that he hadn't worn in a long time. Chandler got up and pulled open the curtain to find a crying Monica with tubes up her nose holding a crying baby. Chandler walked towards Monica. "I see where she gets it." Chandler put his hand on top of the baby's head.
"How do you know its a she?" Monica said the wiped the tears off her face and smiled at Chandler.
Chandler pointed at the pink hat.
"Oh.. So how do you feel? You've been out for a couple hours. Thats what i heard." Monica said looking back at the baby.
"I felt pretty bad til i saw you. The weird thing is is that i don't remember anything that happened... Why did i pass out?" Chandler pulled a chair next to Monica and sat down.
"Well Joey said that the doctor said that you probably fainted when you saw blood."
"Oh.. well how come i don't remember you going into labor. And why do you have tubes up your nose?"
"Umm. i don't know why you don't remember. And i have tubes up my nose to help me breathe."
"Why? Mon you don't need help breathing you can breathe perfectly." Chandler touched Monica's face.
Monica smiled. "Ok..."
"So did you or we pick out a name for her?"
"Umm no. We haven't."
The door opened. It was Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, Joey, and Mike. "Hey. Chandler your up." Said Ross
"Yes i am."
"She's so beautiful!" Phoebe said walking towards Monica and holding her arms out so she could carry the baby.
Monica handed the baby over to Phoebe. "I know!"
"She looks like her mother doesn't she?" Chandler got up and sat on the bed next to Monica.
"Yea she does." Phoebe said letting Rachel hold the baby.
"Awww! She's so tiny! I want another baby!" Rachel was about to cry.
Chandler kissed the top of Monica's head and put his arm around Monica.
Everyone including Monica looked at Chandler in surprise.
Chandler noticed that everyone was looking at him. "What?"
Kathy came in and walked towards Chandler. "Hey sweetie!" Kathy kissed Chandler's cheek.
"Kathy! Hey what umm... what are you doing here?" Chandler asked confused.
"Umm.. i'm here with you..." Kathy gave Chandler a weird look.
"Um. Kathy I'm married.... How did you find us?" Chandler asked taking Monica's hand.
"Well you've been in this room for a while now sweetie. Why are you acting so weird?" Kathy raised an eyebrow.
"I'm not acting weird. You are acting weird." Chandler pointed at Kathy.
"No i'm not. Um sweetie..."
"Where's Nicky?" Chandler interrupted.
"He's in the playroom downstairs with Emma." Rachel said handing the baby back to Monica.
"Oh. Ok well i'll go get them so they can see the baby." Chandler got up and headed towards the door.
"I'll go with you." Ross said. They both exited.
"What is wrong with Chandler?" Kathy said putting a hand on her hip.
"I don't know.. it kinda feels like Chandler's back..." Joey said crossing his arms. "O my god! Chandler got his memory back!!!!!" Joey said jumping into the air.
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"Hi umm i'm here to pick up my daughter. Emma Gellar-Greene." Ross said.
"O yea go on in there she's playing with some Barbies."
"Thanks." Ross gave the lady a smile and walked on in.
"Hey. I'm here for Nicky Bing." Chandler said with a huge smile.
"Oo you're Nicky's dad?" The nurse said with a smile.
"Yes i am."
"Nicky has to be the most charming little 3 year old i have ever met!" The lady said.
"Well he is my son."
The lady smiled. "Yes Nicky is probably in there playing with some kids."
Chandler walked in. He saw Nicky and a bunch of little kids laughing. "NICKY!" Chandler bent down and opened his arms wide.
"DADDY!!!!!!!!!" Nicky ran towards Chandler with wide arms.
"You wanna go see your little sister?" Chandler said with a huge smile.
"YEA!!" Nicky said jumping up and down.
"Let's go." Chandler picked Nicky up and they walked out the door.
*
"Here we are." Chandler said opening the door to Monica's room.
"MOMMY!" Nicky said as Chandler let him down. Nicky ran towards Monica. "Mommy why do you have stwaws in your nose? I thought you said we're not aloud to do that anymore..." Nicky looked as if he were about to yank the tubes out of Monica's nose.
"Nicky thats so mommy can breathe..." Chandler said bending down to Nicky's height and held onto both his hands before he did anything.
"Oh.. So where's my sister?" Nicky said looking around. The baby was right in front of him.
"She's right here." Monica said tapping Nicky's shoulder and pointing at the baby.
"I have a bwother? Daddy said I have a sister."
"This is your sister." Chandler said.
"But he has a big head!"
"All babies have big heads." Chandler said with a laugh.
"No. Mommy said that boys have big heads."
"Sweetie it doesn't matter what mommy said. Girls have big heads too." Chandler said with a smile. "Why don't i read you your story now?" Chandler pulled up a chair and sat down then Nicky sat in his lap.
"Chandler before you begin whats the last thing you remember?" Mike said putting his hands on his hips.
"What do you mean?"
"Like before you woke up today."
"I remember driving and this huge truck was coming at me. I was at a red light. And thats about it. But i guess i lived through that..."
"What was the date?" Monica asked.
"July 13."
"Oo.. You remember.." Monica said giving Chandler a smile.
"I umm i guess i do..." Chandler looked confused.
"Chandler. We have to leave in 3 hours.. just to let you know. Or we'll miss our flight." Kathy said walking over to Chandler.
"Umm.. our flight?"
"Yea.. our flight back to New York."
"Why would i go back to New York? When Monica just had my baby."
"Because we live together and we have an appointment with some lawyers."
"Why do we have an appointment with a lawyer?"
"...because you and Monica are getting divorced.. and me and George are getting divorced..."
"Why would me and Monica get a divorce? We just had a baby."
"Well you guys are.. I mean Monica did sign the papers. I got them before we left. And i sent them out. Remember i told you."
"Ok Kathy just go. You're acting weird again. Monica and i didn't sign any papers.."
There was a long akward silence.
"Umm.. i did sign the papers..." Monica said.
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Ok i know that sucked but i have absolutley nothing! Thats why it took forever! I'm so sorry! I just couldn't think of it. Like i had it in my head. I had a vision but then i just can't put it into words. Ok that was kinda confusing wasn't it. Sorry about that. But yea. Please review. You guys can pick either to like just like end this one soon or like start another one about the whole divorce thing. Don't worry its no Kathy Chandler fic... i hate Kathy! UGH! SOO MUCH! So yea anyway hehe. Yea please review! Thanks! 3
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Chandler's head hurt. He heard crying in the background. Chandler groaned. To Chandler it felt like a massive hangover. "Nicky shh." Chandler grabbed the pillow from under him and put it over his head. He breathed in. It was not his pillow. Chandler could tell because his pillow smelt like Monica, and well this pillow didn't smell a thing like Monica. Chandler threw the pillow off the bed and sat up. This wasn't his bed. He looked at the huge curtain. Chandler looked at himself. He knew he was in a hospital. So he looked around him. There were no wire or anything attached to him. But he did notice he was wearing clothes that he hadn't worn in a long time. Chandler got up and pulled open the curtain to find a crying Monica with tubes up her nose holding a crying baby. Chandler walked towards Monica. "I see where she gets it." Chandler put his hand on top of the baby's head.
"How do you know its a she?" Monica said the wiped the tears off her face and smiled at Chandler.
Chandler pointed at the pink hat.
"Oh.. So how do you feel? You've been out for a couple hours. Thats what i heard." Monica said looking back at the baby.
"I felt pretty bad til i saw you. The weird thing is is that i don't remember anything that happened... Why did i pass out?" Chandler pulled a chair next to Monica and sat down.
"Well Joey said that the doctor said that you probably fainted when you saw blood."
"Oh.. well how come i don't remember you going into labor. And why do you have tubes up your nose?"
"Umm. i don't know why you don't remember. And i have tubes up my nose to help me breathe."
"Why? Mon you don't need help breathing you can breathe perfectly." Chandler touched Monica's face.
Monica smiled. "Ok..."
"So did you or we pick out a name for her?"
"Umm no. We haven't."
The door opened. It was Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, Joey, and Mike. "Hey. Chandler your up." Said Ross
"Yes i am."
"She's so beautiful!" Phoebe said walking towards Monica and holding her arms out so she could carry the baby.
Monica handed the baby over to Phoebe. "I know!"
"She looks like her mother doesn't she?" Chandler got up and sat on the bed next to Monica.
"Yea she does." Phoebe said letting Rachel hold the baby.
"Awww! She's so tiny! I want another baby!" Rachel was about to cry.
Chandler kissed the top of Monica's head and put his arm around Monica.
Everyone including Monica looked at Chandler in surprise.
Chandler noticed that everyone was looking at him. "What?"
Kathy came in and walked towards Chandler. "Hey sweetie!" Kathy kissed Chandler's cheek.
"Kathy! Hey what umm... what are you doing here?" Chandler asked confused.
"Umm.. i'm here with you..." Kathy gave Chandler a weird look.
"Um. Kathy I'm married.... How did you find us?" Chandler asked taking Monica's hand.
"Well you've been in this room for a while now sweetie. Why are you acting so weird?" Kathy raised an eyebrow.
"I'm not acting weird. You are acting weird." Chandler pointed at Kathy.
"No i'm not. Um sweetie..."
"Where's Nicky?" Chandler interrupted.
"He's in the playroom downstairs with Emma." Rachel said handing the baby back to Monica.
"Oh. Ok well i'll go get them so they can see the baby." Chandler got up and headed towards the door.
"I'll go with you." Ross said. They both exited.
"What is wrong with Chandler?" Kathy said putting a hand on her hip.
"I don't know.. it kinda feels like Chandler's back..." Joey said crossing his arms. "O my god! Chandler got his memory back!!!!!" Joey said jumping into the air.
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"Hi umm i'm here to pick up my daughter. Emma Gellar-Greene." Ross said.
"O yea go on in there she's playing with some Barbies."
"Thanks." Ross gave the lady a smile and walked on in.
"Hey. I'm here for Nicky Bing." Chandler said with a huge smile.
"Oo you're Nicky's dad?" The nurse said with a smile.
"Yes i am."
"Nicky has to be the most charming little 3 year old i have ever met!" The lady said.
"Well he is my son."
The lady smiled. "Yes Nicky is probably in there playing with some kids."
Chandler walked in. He saw Nicky and a bunch of little kids laughing. "NICKY!" Chandler bent down and opened his arms wide.
"DADDY!!!!!!!!!" Nicky ran towards Chandler with wide arms.
"You wanna go see your little sister?" Chandler said with a huge smile.
"YEA!!" Nicky said jumping up and down.
"Let's go." Chandler picked Nicky up and they walked out the door.
*
"Here we are." Chandler said opening the door to Monica's room.
"MOMMY!" Nicky said as Chandler let him down. Nicky ran towards Monica. "Mommy why do you have stwaws in your nose? I thought you said we're not aloud to do that anymore..." Nicky looked as if he were about to yank the tubes out of Monica's nose.
"Nicky thats so mommy can breathe..." Chandler said bending down to Nicky's height and held onto both his hands before he did anything.
"Oh.. So where's my sister?" Nicky said looking around. The baby was right in front of him.
"She's right here." Monica said tapping Nicky's shoulder and pointing at the baby.
"I have a bwother? Daddy said I have a sister."
"This is your sister." Chandler said.
"But he has a big head!"
"All babies have big heads." Chandler said with a laugh.
"No. Mommy said that boys have big heads."
"Sweetie it doesn't matter what mommy said. Girls have big heads too." Chandler said with a smile. "Why don't i read you your story now?" Chandler pulled up a chair and sat down then Nicky sat in his lap.
"Chandler before you begin whats the last thing you remember?" Mike said putting his hands on his hips.
"What do you mean?"
"Like before you woke up today."
"I remember driving and this huge truck was coming at me. I was at a red light. And thats about it. But i guess i lived through that..."
"What was the date?" Monica asked.
"July 13."
"Oo.. You remember.." Monica said giving Chandler a smile.
"I umm i guess i do..." Chandler looked confused.
"Chandler. We have to leave in 3 hours.. just to let you know. Or we'll miss our flight." Kathy said walking over to Chandler.
"Umm.. our flight?"
"Yea.. our flight back to New York."
"Why would i go back to New York? When Monica just had my baby."
"Because we live together and we have an appointment with some lawyers."
"Why do we have an appointment with a lawyer?"
"...because you and Monica are getting divorced.. and me and George are getting divorced..."
"Why would me and Monica get a divorce? We just had a baby."
"Well you guys are.. I mean Monica did sign the papers. I got them before we left. And i sent them out. Remember i told you."
"Ok Kathy just go. You're acting weird again. Monica and i didn't sign any papers.."
There was a long akward silence.
"Umm.. i did sign the papers..." Monica said.
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Ok i know that sucked but i have absolutley nothing! Thats why it took forever! I'm so sorry! I just couldn't think of it. Like i had it in my head. I had a vision but then i just can't put it into words. Ok that was kinda confusing wasn't it. Sorry about that. But yea. Please review. You guys can pick either to like just like end this one soon or like start another one about the whole divorce thing. Don't worry its no Kathy Chandler fic... i hate Kathy! UGH! SOO MUCH! So yea anyway hehe. Yea please review! Thanks! 3