Shaman King Fanfiction.

Title: Anna Says.

By: Kiiro Asakura.

Chapter 3: Damn I'm Pretty! But Why Won't Yoh Shag Me?!?

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Shaman King. Damn the hopelessness of it all!!!

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Author's (really stupid) idea of a GOOD S.K. "FAN"fic:

*Hao is hiding somewhere, behind a huge Narra tree.

What the(?). NARRA tree?!? In JAPAN ?!?

*Kiiro: Heeey!!!. I'M the author here! I can choose whatever setting I want a scene to be at! I'm Filipino and proud of it!!! Sooo go figure!!! (For those of you who don't know. Narra is my country's national tree.Doi.)

*Hao (Panting and eyes open wide with shock): Sh. She. Is. Ee. Eeeeviiill!!!

*Author screams at the top of her lungs(Ranma ½'s Kodachi Style... Doesn't that just make you wanna pummel my head right now!?!(-_-)):

Hao sama!?! Haaaao samaaaa!?!?! Can I be Opacho's replacement?!? I promise I won't EVER run away from you even if you flash me those evil, scary, but still VERY pretty and perfect-for-death-glare eyes!!!

*Hao evidently shivers and whimpers behind the tree.

Hao: Help!?! Somebody!?! Please!?!.

*Kiiro who heard Hao's moan of fear finds him in his hiding place and immediately strangles him out of his mantle.

*Kiiro: Haaaao samaaaa!!! PLEEEASE BE MINE!!! MUUUWAHHH!!!

*Hao: Aaaahhhh!!! SPIRIT OF FIRE!!!

*Spirit of fire appears in an instant. And with its huge claws quickly wrapping around Kiiro's body, it has easily crushed and burned the "wicked" author into a crisp.

*Hao (Sighs with relief and flashes a very kawaii smile -Yoh style- (!?!): Wheew.Thanks Spirit of fire!!!!

*Spirit of Fire (Sweatdrops):. . . . . . . . !?!

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Author's (Really irrelevant) comment: Damn it. Even in MY own fics, Hao sama is powerful enough to gain victory!?! Just proves how worthy he is of the Shaman throne doesn't it?! Heheh. Dear fans of Asakura Yoh. Don't kill me! Please! Because the fact is, I also love Yoh! Really! It's just that I find Hao to be far more sexier. *Author imagines Hao topless.* Drools * . What the hell!?! I'm a ~notgonnasaymyrealagenotbecauseImoldorashamedIjustthinkthatitssupposetobeapr ivatething~ year old girl who likes to fantasize about Asakura Hao being half naked!?! SHIT!!! That actually makes me a pedophile (only because my age is more than 13 obviously), doesn't it!?! Nnoooooooo!!!.Reality SUX!.

*Readers: GASP!!!

Kiiro: Hey! People, people! Settle down please! Let's not get carried away here aight? First of all, Asakura Hao is just an animator's (Hiroyuki Takei's to be precise) figment of imagination.Yes.As hard as it is to admit it, Hao sama is NOT real! I mean, you do NOT see boys running around with a bunch of very well defined biceps, triceps, and abs, plus a very cool mecca of the spirit of fire at the age of thirteen for crying out loud!!! You just don't!!! NOT EVER!!! Okay?! So there!!! Having a vivid imagination of a very kawaii Asakura Hao in my head does not make me a pedophile!!! (YESSS!!!Hoorah!!!) Just felt the urge to say that out loud and tell it to myself, and everyone else . Besides, I don't go for younger guys. I just don't think I'm up for the babysitter gig at my life's current status. Too much responsibility you know. Email me. kiiro_asakura@yahoo.com (

On with the fic.

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Anna Says by Kiiro Asakura.

Chapter 3.

Damn I'm Pretty! But Why Won't Yoh Shag Me?

Saturday afternoon, probably around 5:30.

Inside Anna Kyouyama and Yoh Asakura's house.

Anna: Yoh.Get your clothes changed. You'll get a cold if you don't.

Yoh: Um. Okay I will.Later, but right now I'm really hungry. So can I please eat first?

Anna, as usual, stares icily at Yoh and then raises one of her eyebrows.

Anna: Get changed. Now.

And with that.

Yoh: Yes ma'am

Yoh then goes to his room to get his clothes changed.

Inside Yoh's Head

Damn it.

(Man. If only you shagged her before you left.)

(I bet she would have started giving you kisses already.)

(Yeah. Instead of those scary I'm-gonna-pummel-you-to-death glares .)

Shut it.

(Fine.)

Yoh is done changing his clothes. He's about to open the rice paper doors of his room, when suddenly, they slide open on their own. When they opened, no one was there. This baffled Yoh quite a bit.

Yoh: Err. Amidamiru. Is that you?!?

A figure appears in front of Yoh. But it isn't his samurai spirit.

It is no other than his fiancée, Kyouyama Anna.

Anna: Wrong.

Anna stands there in front of him with a very wicked look and grin on her face. She pushes Yoh further inside his room, quite forcefully at that, and then closes the doors behind her.

Anna: It's ME Yoh. YOUR Anna.

She stands before Yoh, smiling and wearing NOTHING, but a towel wrapped around her torso.

(And the fun FINALLY begins here people. The fun begins indeed. Or so you'd think.)

She is approaching Yoh slowly. But surely.

Yoh on the other hand, can't take his eyes off the sight in front of him.

Inside Yoh's Head.

Shit! What the hell is she thinking!?! I think I'm gonna offer my prayers to Kami sama. I can just die a happy man right now!!!

(Will somebody please just shoot him then!)

(Get a hold of yourself! Geez)

(Do something baka!)

(Don't just drool there while looking at her like that!)

(Ah!.Such an idiot!)

But, this is wrong! I told myself that NOW is NOT the right time!

(Oi.He IS stupid ain't he?)

(Yep.He IS.)

Yoh: Er. Anna.

Anna is now very *close* to him.

Yoh: (In a very tiny voice) Ah.Hey!... What's up? ..

Anna's arms stretched out and are now wandering around his neck. Their chests are touching one another, with her hips pressing onto his. Her legs are playfully wrapping around him like a snake coiling around its prey. .

Yoh: (Gaining a bit of his composure) Um. Hello there.

Anna takes Yoh's shirt off. She pushes him against the wall.

Yoh: Ahh.. Er.. Aren't we..

Anna grabs Yoh's head gently (not THAT head you bunch of perverts!. Eheh, at least not yet (!?!) ^-^), brushes some of his hair off his face, and kisses his forehead while rubbing his chest soothingly.

* Yoh's hands were just glued at his side. And THIS of course has required every ounce of self-restraint that he can muster.

(*Kiiro's spirit: Aww. Always such a gentleman ain't he?. . You think I should go for Yoh dono instead of Hao sama!?! He IS quite the sweetheart ain't he? Yoh dono I mean!)

(~As you may have read at the very beginning of this fic, Hao sama's spirit of fire killed me, but since I'm the author here, I am able to decide whether my soul gets burned as well or not~)

(*Anna gets her itako beads, wraps it around Kiiro, mutters some powerful incantation and sends Kiiro's spirit right off to heaven.)

(*Anna: Leave my Yoh alone, you bitch. Well I guess THAT takes care of her.)

Yoh can't help himself from letting out loud moans of lustful desire with the pleasure he is getting from this (even though Anna's the one having all the *Fun* because of Yoh's disappointingly good sense of self control). He can't stop staring at Anna's chest either.

Yoh: Ahhh... Uhmmmm. . .

*Yoh(shakes his head robustly): Er.. Ahh. Aren't we suppose to be.

Anna kisses his cheeks tenderly, which gave Yoh the worst blush of his entire life. And then she playfully nibbles on his ear loabs. She starts to moan erotically, hoping that this would encourage Yoh to demonstrate his *Excitement* at least a bit more.

Yoh(starts to stutter due to his nervousness): Ahh. Uhmm. . . Ee. Eating d. Dinner right n. NOW? .Ummm .Ahh. Back th. th. THERE?.In th . the k.ki. KITCHEN?

Yoh tries to get out of Anna's grasp. But is unsuccessful. She knows she was on the right track. She will not let him run away again. Not this time.

Anna feels Yoh's body temperature rising dramatically. She also notices something hard growing inside his pants. Or at least she thought she does. Anna, this time, reverts to a very evil but more serious type of grin on her face.

Anna: (In an alluring and low voice) Oh. We'll be eating dinner all right.

Anna stares directly into Yoh's dark eyes, which made him whimper yet again.

Anna: In fact. We'll be starting with the appetizer right now.

Yoh lets out a hardly audible yelp. He knew what was coming next. What he didn't know is how much longer he could hold himself in.

Anna brings her face closer to his.

Suddenly.

She licks Yoh's lips. She licks his lower lip once. And then his upper lip. She does it several more times before finally placing a firm and passionate kiss on his lips.

* Yoh's eyes open in shock.

She invades his mouth with her tongue, obsessively tasting every crevice of it.

Inside Anna's Head:

If THIS doesn't turn you on, I don't know what would... Wait a minute, that would mean. . Nothing... Except that you're gay. DEFINITELY gay. Damn it.

When she broke the kiss, she expected to see a wide grinning Yoh staring at her with eyes that are burning in passion, but instead, she finds a Yoh, again, with a blank expression on his face. Pretty much the same expression he had that morning, when he started looking at her with loathing.

Inside Anna's head (yes, again):

No!!!. Not again. Don't look at me with those eyes, Yoh. I beg of you. Please don't! I thought you would at least get turned on by this!. I just don't get it! Why won't you like me?!?

WHY WON'T YOU JUST LIKE ME!?!?!

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

(Oh dear.she snapped)

(Hey it wasn't my fault that she did! I swear I didn't say anything this time!!!)

(Oh shut up.)

Anna then speaks with a tone of absolute disdain in her voice and a look on her face, which unmistakably shows that she's had enough of this torture, and will simply not take anymore of it.

Anna: Asakura Yoh.I WILL make you pay. Even if it's the last thing that I do. No one EVER defies me and I'll make sure that not even YOU ever will.

With that, she forcefully pushes Yoh on the floor. Yoh nonetheless, giving her a passive look just has his back lying on the ground. But still, Anna opens her legs and sits on top of him. Her nether opening was directly on top of the bulge in Yoh's pants. She starts her assault by pushing herself hard on top of him. She then brings her head towards Yoh and speaks with a tone of indisputable authority with her most seductive and arousing voice.

Anna: You WILL make love to me Yoh. . Whether you want to or not.. Simply because I say so.

She bends down. She gives him another long and fiery kiss. She kisses him passionately as she grinds her hips ferociously at him. She opens Yoh's mouth with her tongue. Their tongues meet.

But all the while, Yoh's tongue doesn't seem to be in the battling mood. This makes her break the kiss.

When Anna stared into Yoh's eyes. She finds them to be still as empty and as cold. It is the moment when she has come up with a conclusion.

That was it. She just couldn't really bare the pain anymore. Anna merely gives Yoh a smile, and then flashes a glare so cold that it could almost freeze anyone it makes contact with. She finds herself speaking with the only words that enter her mind.

Anna: I hate you.

Anna: I hate you. I hate you so much Yoh. You know that? I really, really, REALLY hate you.

Yoh, whose eyes were staring at the ceiling a while ago suddenly moved. His mouth twitched and gave her a smirk. When Anna saw this, she just couldn't help seeing Yoh from a different point of view. She took notice of the face of the only man who has gained the power to strip her of her dignity. All she could do was to stare into those eyes with absolute fury.

Immediately, tears come falling down Anna's expressionless face and with her voice finally beginning to break. She simply states:

Anna: Yoh... I will make you pay... Even if it's the last thing I do. I said that I will make you pay, and by all means, I shall.

Anna's hand was about to distort Yoh's face when suddenly . .

A hand caught her slapping hand midway. It pulled her towards the direction of the floor. She was caught in surprise. She tried to fight back, thinking that the hand was about to retaliate its fury onto her. She raised her free hand to give a counter attack on her assailant. But to her dismay, it too, was caught and drawn towards the ground.

Her chest was now being pressed forcefully against Yoh's. With her hands captured and set aside, she could not do a thing to defend herself from his very tight grip. This time, it was Anna's turn to have her eyes widen in shock, and all the while, her mouth was being firmly enclosed by Yoh's.

~ Tsuzuku ~

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~Heheh, Sorry peeps! I just had to end it there. I'm thinking of some more *interesting* scenes... Apparently my imagination just quit working with me for tonight. Having to write about something you've never really experienced can be quite challenging you know...

Plus, I really don't like the idea of me having to write an entirely limey/lemony fic. I like to add just bits of them. tiny bits ( I'd like to maintain my wholesome image for my readers. lol.

Hao: lol indeed!!!.

Anna: You can say that again.* turns to Kiiro: You Perverted Bitch!

Yoh: Um.Well.She hasn't done anything offensive on my part yet, so I don't have anything against her. At the moment that is.

Kiiro: Aww! That's so sweet! Thanks Yoh dono! Will you be mine ?!? I mean, since your twin brother refused my offer and all. Come here you! Muuwahhh!

Yoh: Uuhhh.Okay! Now I take that back!!! Anna!?! Heeellp!!!

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