Te hehehe. Mesa back! and mesa suga high and been dreamen' scary tings!
Mesa also be watchen' too much Star Wars. Mesa love Jar Jar Binxs! Den
again, yousa probably knew that by listening to the way mesa talks! Ok,
let's get this over with!
Key:
H// Hiei thinking to himself
K// Kurama thinking to himself
Y// Yusuke thinking to himself
Kw//Kuwabara thinking to himself.
/: Telepathic message
Hiei is a SQUIRL, and Kurama wants to RULE THE WORLD!
Kurama is talking with Yusuke and Kuwabara and Hiei sights a nut on the ground. He picks it up and bites it, then goes back to listen to Kuramas plan for the mission.
"Lets' move already!" said Hiei irritatedly.
"I prefer Hieis' plan." Said Yusuke.
"Hold it. You guys are using big words again! Dose not compute! Dose not compute." Said Kuwabara and Starts walking around like a robot. Kurama gets one of those vain things and looks humiliated and pissed and clonks Kuwabara over the head with a conveniently placed sign that has the conveniently placed message of "Vote yes for lawsuit 13 and DISTROY ALL PINK BUNNY RABBIT PAJAMAS FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH"
"Hey, wasn't that one of your campaign signs?" asked Yusuke.
"Your right. Should have used a stop sign." Kurama muttered.
(Kuwabara sits up)
"What dose Compute mean anyways?" he asks. (Group anime fall and sweatdrop)
In the Maki
"Whoah, there are a lot of nut trees in this part of the Maki." said Yusuke.
H//must resist urge to.gather.//
"Man, the squirrels around here must love it." said Kuwabara.
H//NO! HE SAID THE WORD THAT TRANSFORMS ME!//
Hiei jumps into a tree and screams:
"DUN DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SQUIRL MAN MAN MAN!"
And starts stuffing nuts into his mouth.
"Ok." Said Kurama.
"OOOOO! THERES' A BIG ONE!" Yells Hiei and jumps at Kuwabara and tries to put him into his mouth.
"NO! DOWN HIEI! STOP IT!" Yusuke screams. He pulls Hiei off of Kuwabara and Hiei scuttles up a tree and starts chattering in squirrel and shaking his fists @ Yusuke.
"I will never understand how that guy think. I think he has snapped. OW!" said Yusuke and Hiei threw a nut and hit him in the head and now him and a bunch of squirrels are rolling around in the tree laughing evil squirly laughs and imitating Yusuke.
"Stupid squirrel.AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Yusuke is buried in nuts and the squirrels are laughing again.
Kurama looks around and Yusuke is unconscious in the pile of nuts and Kuwabara ran home to Shizuru. He smiles wickedly and whistles as he takes out a bag.
"Step one of my plan to rule the world is complete thanks to you, my pet." he says. Hiei climbs into Kuramas arms and begins to eat the stuff of the bag (Nuts and sugary substances) while Kurama puts a collar and leash on Hiei.
"With those pesky spirit detectives out of the way, we shall RULE THE WORLD! MUWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kurama laughed.
"And with my army of adorable evil squirrels, no one will dare oppose me! MWUH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough * cough * *GASP * (falls over)
(Hiei punches him in the stomach and he gets up)
"Thank you my precious, now where was I? Oh yes, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" said Kurama.
"Ok, your turn my army of adorably EVIL squirrels, you need to learn how to evilly laugh too if you are to be SUPREME COMANDERS OF THE UNIVERSE without the help of my old schoolmate Mr. Crockpot, er Crockers' brilliant theory about.. FAIRY GODPARENTS! (Flips around and twitches)" says Kurama.
EVIL squirrels begin their bone-chilling hum of high-pitched EVIL squirly laughs!
"Very good, now, GO, MY ADORABLE EVIL SQUIRLS AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH YOUR EVIL SQUIRLY ADORABALNESS! MWUH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kurama yells and he disappears into a sea of fuzz that is THE ATTACK OF THE KILLER ADORABLE EVIL SQURIL ARMY! WAVE ONE! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! The Squirrels emerge victorious and the planet earth is now,
PLANET FUZZBALL! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! (Again)
And Kurama is crowned ruler of planet fuzzball.
"Now that I have been crowned emperor of planet Fuzzball and controlling an army of loyal, adorable army of EVIL squirlish fuzzyans without the help of my old classmate Mr. Crockpot, er, Crockers' brilliant theory of FAIRY GOD- PARENTS. (Flips around and Twitches) NOTHING can stop me from RULING THE UNIVERSE! MWUH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"SUUICHI!" Shori Yells. (Just so you know, Shori is Kuramas' human mother and Suuichi is his human name)
"Huh, oh, yes mother?" Kurama says sweetly.
"How many times have I told you, you can't take over the world on a school night?" said Shori. Kurama looked Guilty and gave his mother the biggest cutest puppy eyes he could muster.
"I'm sorry Mommy.," he said.
"Just remember, wait until the weekend to try and take over the world. Now go to bed, its 10:00, that is an hour past your bedtime." Said Shori.
"Except Okasan." Kurama said to Hiei. Hiei nodded and went back to stuffing his cheeks (witch were already five times normal size) with nuts.
Kurama awoke and looked at his calendar and smiled evilly.
"Saturday." He said he whistled and Hiei came through the window and sat on Kuramas' lap eating a bag of nuts while Kurama put a collar and leash on him and petted him.
"Today, we accomplish step one to RULE THE WORLD! MWUH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Evil squirrels flood over him as he laughs until everything is black) *cough cough * *Gasp! * *Offfff! * "Thanks Hiei." Yusuke bolted up from his bed and looked around.
"That was a weird dream. No more scary movies and junk food before bed time for me. A squirrel scuttles across a branch in front of Yusukes' window next to the calendar, which reads Saturday.
"How cute." Yusuke says. The squirrel (who had started munching a nut) turned and looked at Yusuke, dropping the nut, and snarled and roared and soared through the window at Yusuke and then I woke up.
Key:
H// Hiei thinking to himself
K// Kurama thinking to himself
Y// Yusuke thinking to himself
Kw//Kuwabara thinking to himself.
/: Telepathic message
Hiei is a SQUIRL, and Kurama wants to RULE THE WORLD!
Kurama is talking with Yusuke and Kuwabara and Hiei sights a nut on the ground. He picks it up and bites it, then goes back to listen to Kuramas plan for the mission.
"Lets' move already!" said Hiei irritatedly.
"I prefer Hieis' plan." Said Yusuke.
"Hold it. You guys are using big words again! Dose not compute! Dose not compute." Said Kuwabara and Starts walking around like a robot. Kurama gets one of those vain things and looks humiliated and pissed and clonks Kuwabara over the head with a conveniently placed sign that has the conveniently placed message of "Vote yes for lawsuit 13 and DISTROY ALL PINK BUNNY RABBIT PAJAMAS FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH"
"Hey, wasn't that one of your campaign signs?" asked Yusuke.
"Your right. Should have used a stop sign." Kurama muttered.
(Kuwabara sits up)
"What dose Compute mean anyways?" he asks. (Group anime fall and sweatdrop)
In the Maki
"Whoah, there are a lot of nut trees in this part of the Maki." said Yusuke.
H//must resist urge to.gather.//
"Man, the squirrels around here must love it." said Kuwabara.
H//NO! HE SAID THE WORD THAT TRANSFORMS ME!//
Hiei jumps into a tree and screams:
"DUN DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SQUIRL MAN MAN MAN!"
And starts stuffing nuts into his mouth.
"Ok." Said Kurama.
"OOOOO! THERES' A BIG ONE!" Yells Hiei and jumps at Kuwabara and tries to put him into his mouth.
"NO! DOWN HIEI! STOP IT!" Yusuke screams. He pulls Hiei off of Kuwabara and Hiei scuttles up a tree and starts chattering in squirrel and shaking his fists @ Yusuke.
"I will never understand how that guy think. I think he has snapped. OW!" said Yusuke and Hiei threw a nut and hit him in the head and now him and a bunch of squirrels are rolling around in the tree laughing evil squirly laughs and imitating Yusuke.
"Stupid squirrel.AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Yusuke is buried in nuts and the squirrels are laughing again.
Kurama looks around and Yusuke is unconscious in the pile of nuts and Kuwabara ran home to Shizuru. He smiles wickedly and whistles as he takes out a bag.
"Step one of my plan to rule the world is complete thanks to you, my pet." he says. Hiei climbs into Kuramas arms and begins to eat the stuff of the bag (Nuts and sugary substances) while Kurama puts a collar and leash on Hiei.
"With those pesky spirit detectives out of the way, we shall RULE THE WORLD! MUWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kurama laughed.
"And with my army of adorable evil squirrels, no one will dare oppose me! MWUH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough * cough * *GASP * (falls over)
(Hiei punches him in the stomach and he gets up)
"Thank you my precious, now where was I? Oh yes, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" said Kurama.
"Ok, your turn my army of adorably EVIL squirrels, you need to learn how to evilly laugh too if you are to be SUPREME COMANDERS OF THE UNIVERSE without the help of my old schoolmate Mr. Crockpot, er Crockers' brilliant theory about.. FAIRY GODPARENTS! (Flips around and twitches)" says Kurama.
EVIL squirrels begin their bone-chilling hum of high-pitched EVIL squirly laughs!
"Very good, now, GO, MY ADORABLE EVIL SQUIRLS AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH YOUR EVIL SQUIRLY ADORABALNESS! MWUH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kurama yells and he disappears into a sea of fuzz that is THE ATTACK OF THE KILLER ADORABLE EVIL SQURIL ARMY! WAVE ONE! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! The Squirrels emerge victorious and the planet earth is now,
PLANET FUZZBALL! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! (Again)
And Kurama is crowned ruler of planet fuzzball.
"Now that I have been crowned emperor of planet Fuzzball and controlling an army of loyal, adorable army of EVIL squirlish fuzzyans without the help of my old classmate Mr. Crockpot, er, Crockers' brilliant theory of FAIRY GOD- PARENTS. (Flips around and Twitches) NOTHING can stop me from RULING THE UNIVERSE! MWUH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"SUUICHI!" Shori Yells. (Just so you know, Shori is Kuramas' human mother and Suuichi is his human name)
"Huh, oh, yes mother?" Kurama says sweetly.
"How many times have I told you, you can't take over the world on a school night?" said Shori. Kurama looked Guilty and gave his mother the biggest cutest puppy eyes he could muster.
"I'm sorry Mommy.," he said.
"Just remember, wait until the weekend to try and take over the world. Now go to bed, its 10:00, that is an hour past your bedtime." Said Shori.
"Except Okasan." Kurama said to Hiei. Hiei nodded and went back to stuffing his cheeks (witch were already five times normal size) with nuts.
Kurama awoke and looked at his calendar and smiled evilly.
"Saturday." He said he whistled and Hiei came through the window and sat on Kuramas' lap eating a bag of nuts while Kurama put a collar and leash on him and petted him.
"Today, we accomplish step one to RULE THE WORLD! MWUH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Evil squirrels flood over him as he laughs until everything is black) *cough cough * *Gasp! * *Offfff! * "Thanks Hiei." Yusuke bolted up from his bed and looked around.
"That was a weird dream. No more scary movies and junk food before bed time for me. A squirrel scuttles across a branch in front of Yusukes' window next to the calendar, which reads Saturday.
"How cute." Yusuke says. The squirrel (who had started munching a nut) turned and looked at Yusuke, dropping the nut, and snarled and roared and soared through the window at Yusuke and then I woke up.