HI! I think you can tell I wrote the last chapter of this story at midnight
on a sugar rush, right? I have come to the conclusion that squirrels are
evil and wish to rule the world some day because they always steal from my
BIRD feeders. I mean, why don't they just find a squirrel feeder instead of
eating birdie food, especially the food that I feed my baby, Mr. Sunshine,
a cute little cocateel that wolf whistles at me, clicks his toung when my
dogs are being bad, and whistles to call the dogs when I am sad or board to
cheer me up! Man, I can't wait to find out what is going to happen to poor
Kenshin-san next Saturday! Well, here is another story from the Demented,
psychotic mind of Sarah or sarahlafox! Enjoy! Also, I love all of the
characters in YYH and no offense is made to any of them during these fics,
just so you know. Again, Enjoy and don't forget to tell me what you think!
This one is more romantic than funny. The pairings are Keiko/Yusuke,
Kurama/Botan, Kuwabara/Yukina, Toya/Shizuru, and sibling puppy love between
Hiei and Yukina.
Just so you know, some of these are daydreams as well as real dreams.
Natural instincts
Kurama pissed some witch off while in the Maki and so she put him into fox form, turned Hiei into a black Kitten with two red eyes and a white tipped tail and paws, Yusuke into a chocolate lab puppy, and Kuwabara into a black and gray ferret. Now the girls have to care for them until the spell wares off. They are all at Keikos' house and Yusuke is chasing Hiei Kurama and Kuwabara around the house without mercy. Keiko is cleaning her house with the help of Botan, Yukina, and Shizuru. Kurama gets sick of being chased so he jumps up onto the couch and looks around. Yusuke is still chasing Kuwabara and Hiei is purring at Yukinas' feet while she sweeps the floor. Yukina pays no attention to the kitten, and Hiei is staring at the broom with a strange amount of interest.
H//Must resist.AWWW HELL WITH THE BIG TOUGH GUY ACT! I'LL JUST ACT LIKE A DAMN CUDDLY KITTY CAT WHILE I CAN AND LIE THAT I COULDENT REMEMBER LATER!//
Hiei began to viciously attack the broom with his little claws and Yukina began to giggle madly and scooped the kitten up in her arms. He struggled around and placed his paw on her cheek and licked he face.
"Awww, you're so cute and sweet and soft and cuddly now that you're a kitten! I'll bet that you can be just as sweet in your normal form though." Yukina said as she petted the kitten. Hiei purred softly. Botan sat on the couch next to Kurama with a feather duster and wiped her brow. Kurama decided to follow Hieis' lead and give her the 'Adorable-Fox-unaware-of-the- world-around-it' act. He placed a paw on her leg and looked up at her with stunning and cute dewy green eyes.
"What?" Botan asked in baby talk. Kurama slipped his thin red muzzle under her hand and looked back up at her.
"Oh-ho-ho! You want me to pet you?" she giggled. He looked up at her and flicked his bushy red white tipped tale.
"Ok, come here." Said Botan and Kurama hopped daintily into her lap and lied down. Botan began to stroke the foxes' soft red fur and gasped when she heard a rumble coming from the foxes' throat.
"Is he growling at you, Botan?" Shizuru asked.
Botan giggled when she realized;
"Oh my God! He's PURRING!"
"Awww, your so cute and soft!" said Shizuru while she gave the fox a quick pat on the head. He boxed out at her with his paws and nipped at her playfully and rolled over on his back exposing a white furred tummy with an adorable 'fox smile' on his face and his black tipped ears pointed back and his green eyes narrowed with a cute little growl.
"Fisty little Kitsune, aren't you?" Shizuru laughed, tickling the foxes' exposed belly and causing it to roll around in Botans' lap in a silent laugh, flailing its black paws wildly and flicking its tail.
"Ticklish too!" Giggled Yukina as she sat down next to Botan on the couch with Hiei.
They sat there a few minutes while the girls giggled and petted them.
"We had better get back to work." Said Botan.
"Ya, Yusuke is still at Kuwabara, and I don't blame him."
/: Hey Kurama, watch this./: Hiei said as he leapt down, claws bared on top of Yusuke as he passed the couch. He then began chasing the dog and ferret around the room and the girls were laughing hysterically.
"Yusuke, your pathetic! Getting chased by a cat!" Shizuru said. Kuwabara leapt into Yukinas' arms to escape the yapping puppy on the ground, who couldn't quite get up on the couch.
"My, you guys are cuddly today." Yukina said in baby talk while she petted Kuwabara.
"Do you wanna help me clean up, Kazuma?" Yukina asked. The Kuwabara/ferret scurried up to Yukinas' shoulder.
"I take that as a yes." Yukina said. Keiko leaned down and petted the whining brown lab puppy with big dewy brown puppy eyes as it wagged its tail. It yapped excitedly and its whole butt was shaking its tail was wagging.
"Ok, let me get back to cleaning." Said Keiko. She turned on the vacuums and Yusuke had a great idea. He growled ferociously and began to battle with the vacuum growling and barking and wagging his tail. Keiko was in stitches. Kurama hopped off of Botans lap and watched as she dusted the shelf above the couch. He jumped up on the shelf and began dusting with his tail.
"You're a good helper and your cute." Botan giggled. Kurama watched the feather duster move back and forth.
K//No! Must resist instincts to get! // It wiggled and wiggled and it became harder and harder to sustain his instincts.
K//CANT RESIST! MUST GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! // He thought and he chased after the feather duster swiping at it with his paws and flicking his tail, ears back and eyes narrowed with a look of mischief on his face. Botan watched and wiggled the feather duster and Kurama chased it and chased it! It was so hilarious!
After a while, everyone ordered a pizza and sat down to watch a movie on pay per view. Kurama lied in Botans' on the couch, Keiko sat on the floor next to Shizuru with Yusuke in her lap, Yukina sat on the floor next to them with Kuwabara beside her and Hiei in her lap. Soon, the four spirit detectives were asleep. Kurama opened one eye and looked at Hiei.
/: This has to be the best day of my life. /:
Hiei opened one eye also as he replied
/: Yes. I agree whole-heartedly. /:
/: I didn't think you had a heart/:
/: Very funny, kitsune. I believe I've found it./: and the two detectives fell asleep. Kuramas' body began to sparkle in green light and the girls watched in amazement as the small fox turned into a peacefully sleeping Kurama, with his head in Botans' lap.
"Hey, you two look good together." Said Shizuru. Botan blushed and nodded with a small smile. The kitten in Yukinas' lap began to emit red sparkles and he turned into a sleeping Hiei, with his head in Yukinas' lap.
"Now you can really tell." Botan whispered to Shizuru. She nodded in agreement. They did look similar. The puppy began to emit blue sparkles and turned into Yusuke with his head snuggled into Keiko's blanket.
"Oh, that scene officially states that you two were made for each other!" Botan giggled. The ferret began to sparkle orange and turned into a snoring Kuwabara.
"I love you Yukina." he muttered. Yukina blushed and smiled shyly.
"Oh, Yukina! I think you and Kuwabara would make such a good couple!" Keiko giggled.
They put blankets over the spirit detectives and turned out the lights. In and Toya peeked in through the closed window with Rinku and Chu.
"Mission luvbug is a success." Rinku said.
"Yep. I reckoned it was bout' time we paired those blokes up!" Chu said.
"I agree! Toya, how did ye manage to get ol' Suzuka to give ye the spells?" asked Jin.
"Oh, well, it took a bit of persuasion from my ice and he won't be calling himself 'The beautiful Suzuka for a while." Toya said Mischievously.
"Now we gotta figure out how ta pair you and that lass Shizuru up!" Jin said sneakily.
"How did you." Toya began.
"It's written all over your face, Toya!" Rinku said.
"Is it really?" asked Toya.
"She is an attractive Sheila." Chu exclaimed.
"Time to make operation Ice and chick, what do you guys say?" asked Rinku.
"Phase one." then I woke up!
Just so you know, some of these are daydreams as well as real dreams.
Natural instincts
Kurama pissed some witch off while in the Maki and so she put him into fox form, turned Hiei into a black Kitten with two red eyes and a white tipped tail and paws, Yusuke into a chocolate lab puppy, and Kuwabara into a black and gray ferret. Now the girls have to care for them until the spell wares off. They are all at Keikos' house and Yusuke is chasing Hiei Kurama and Kuwabara around the house without mercy. Keiko is cleaning her house with the help of Botan, Yukina, and Shizuru. Kurama gets sick of being chased so he jumps up onto the couch and looks around. Yusuke is still chasing Kuwabara and Hiei is purring at Yukinas' feet while she sweeps the floor. Yukina pays no attention to the kitten, and Hiei is staring at the broom with a strange amount of interest.
H//Must resist.AWWW HELL WITH THE BIG TOUGH GUY ACT! I'LL JUST ACT LIKE A DAMN CUDDLY KITTY CAT WHILE I CAN AND LIE THAT I COULDENT REMEMBER LATER!//
Hiei began to viciously attack the broom with his little claws and Yukina began to giggle madly and scooped the kitten up in her arms. He struggled around and placed his paw on her cheek and licked he face.
"Awww, you're so cute and sweet and soft and cuddly now that you're a kitten! I'll bet that you can be just as sweet in your normal form though." Yukina said as she petted the kitten. Hiei purred softly. Botan sat on the couch next to Kurama with a feather duster and wiped her brow. Kurama decided to follow Hieis' lead and give her the 'Adorable-Fox-unaware-of-the- world-around-it' act. He placed a paw on her leg and looked up at her with stunning and cute dewy green eyes.
"What?" Botan asked in baby talk. Kurama slipped his thin red muzzle under her hand and looked back up at her.
"Oh-ho-ho! You want me to pet you?" she giggled. He looked up at her and flicked his bushy red white tipped tale.
"Ok, come here." Said Botan and Kurama hopped daintily into her lap and lied down. Botan began to stroke the foxes' soft red fur and gasped when she heard a rumble coming from the foxes' throat.
"Is he growling at you, Botan?" Shizuru asked.
Botan giggled when she realized;
"Oh my God! He's PURRING!"
"Awww, your so cute and soft!" said Shizuru while she gave the fox a quick pat on the head. He boxed out at her with his paws and nipped at her playfully and rolled over on his back exposing a white furred tummy with an adorable 'fox smile' on his face and his black tipped ears pointed back and his green eyes narrowed with a cute little growl.
"Fisty little Kitsune, aren't you?" Shizuru laughed, tickling the foxes' exposed belly and causing it to roll around in Botans' lap in a silent laugh, flailing its black paws wildly and flicking its tail.
"Ticklish too!" Giggled Yukina as she sat down next to Botan on the couch with Hiei.
They sat there a few minutes while the girls giggled and petted them.
"We had better get back to work." Said Botan.
"Ya, Yusuke is still at Kuwabara, and I don't blame him."
/: Hey Kurama, watch this./: Hiei said as he leapt down, claws bared on top of Yusuke as he passed the couch. He then began chasing the dog and ferret around the room and the girls were laughing hysterically.
"Yusuke, your pathetic! Getting chased by a cat!" Shizuru said. Kuwabara leapt into Yukinas' arms to escape the yapping puppy on the ground, who couldn't quite get up on the couch.
"My, you guys are cuddly today." Yukina said in baby talk while she petted Kuwabara.
"Do you wanna help me clean up, Kazuma?" Yukina asked. The Kuwabara/ferret scurried up to Yukinas' shoulder.
"I take that as a yes." Yukina said. Keiko leaned down and petted the whining brown lab puppy with big dewy brown puppy eyes as it wagged its tail. It yapped excitedly and its whole butt was shaking its tail was wagging.
"Ok, let me get back to cleaning." Said Keiko. She turned on the vacuums and Yusuke had a great idea. He growled ferociously and began to battle with the vacuum growling and barking and wagging his tail. Keiko was in stitches. Kurama hopped off of Botans lap and watched as she dusted the shelf above the couch. He jumped up on the shelf and began dusting with his tail.
"You're a good helper and your cute." Botan giggled. Kurama watched the feather duster move back and forth.
K//No! Must resist instincts to get! // It wiggled and wiggled and it became harder and harder to sustain his instincts.
K//CANT RESIST! MUST GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! // He thought and he chased after the feather duster swiping at it with his paws and flicking his tail, ears back and eyes narrowed with a look of mischief on his face. Botan watched and wiggled the feather duster and Kurama chased it and chased it! It was so hilarious!
After a while, everyone ordered a pizza and sat down to watch a movie on pay per view. Kurama lied in Botans' on the couch, Keiko sat on the floor next to Shizuru with Yusuke in her lap, Yukina sat on the floor next to them with Kuwabara beside her and Hiei in her lap. Soon, the four spirit detectives were asleep. Kurama opened one eye and looked at Hiei.
/: This has to be the best day of my life. /:
Hiei opened one eye also as he replied
/: Yes. I agree whole-heartedly. /:
/: I didn't think you had a heart/:
/: Very funny, kitsune. I believe I've found it./: and the two detectives fell asleep. Kuramas' body began to sparkle in green light and the girls watched in amazement as the small fox turned into a peacefully sleeping Kurama, with his head in Botans' lap.
"Hey, you two look good together." Said Shizuru. Botan blushed and nodded with a small smile. The kitten in Yukinas' lap began to emit red sparkles and he turned into a sleeping Hiei, with his head in Yukinas' lap.
"Now you can really tell." Botan whispered to Shizuru. She nodded in agreement. They did look similar. The puppy began to emit blue sparkles and turned into Yusuke with his head snuggled into Keiko's blanket.
"Oh, that scene officially states that you two were made for each other!" Botan giggled. The ferret began to sparkle orange and turned into a snoring Kuwabara.
"I love you Yukina." he muttered. Yukina blushed and smiled shyly.
"Oh, Yukina! I think you and Kuwabara would make such a good couple!" Keiko giggled.
They put blankets over the spirit detectives and turned out the lights. In and Toya peeked in through the closed window with Rinku and Chu.
"Mission luvbug is a success." Rinku said.
"Yep. I reckoned it was bout' time we paired those blokes up!" Chu said.
"I agree! Toya, how did ye manage to get ol' Suzuka to give ye the spells?" asked Jin.
"Oh, well, it took a bit of persuasion from my ice and he won't be calling himself 'The beautiful Suzuka for a while." Toya said Mischievously.
"Now we gotta figure out how ta pair you and that lass Shizuru up!" Jin said sneakily.
"How did you." Toya began.
"It's written all over your face, Toya!" Rinku said.
"Is it really?" asked Toya.
"She is an attractive Sheila." Chu exclaimed.
"Time to make operation Ice and chick, what do you guys say?" asked Rinku.
"Phase one." then I woke up!