Disclaimer: Inuyasha's not Mine neither is Trigun which mean's since I'm
Vash that I don't own myself, so If you sue I will let Knives come and kill
you *remembers his promise* Damn aw well I'll just let him give you a
savage beating then. I also don't own anything else I use in this story,
the mutant ninja polar bears stole it from peoples houses for me ^_^
Knives: Do we really have to do this intro again?
Vash: Kumquat!!!
Knives: What The Fuck are you smoking!!
Vash: I Tol'ja ar'ready, got any donuts?
Knives: Just say the intro I wanna go home
Vash: You are home
Knives: No, I'm in a giant pumpkin AND I DO NOT LIVE IN A FUCKING FRUIT!!!!
Vash: Potato's a vegetable
Knives: potatoes? Were in a Pumpkin baka!
Rem: Knives watch your mouth!!
Knives: O.O R-r-r-r-r REM!!! Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Y-y-y-you're DEAD!!!
Rem: Knives! Don't lie bad things happen when you lie
Knives: I don't have to listen to you!!
Rem: that's it mister time out!
Knives: Hell No, you can't tell me what to do bitch!
Rem: That's it you're going DOWN!!!!!!!! *Chases Knives With a Frying Pan*
Knives: Oh Shit!! *Runs from the crazed Rem*
Vash: *Watching Knives Run* I need popcorn.
Knives: START THE FIC!!!!!
Vash: Oh yeah!
Rem: *hits Knives and Knocks him out in the background* Bad Knives!!
Vash: Today on the potato of doom Miroku's evil plan, Vash gets Meryl(not really it's just Vash's wish)! ************************************************************* Miroku: InuYasha grab the bandages, Vash man the music and count to fifty I'll be upstairs in the shower ready BREAK!! *runs up the stairs*
Vash: Who wants to PAR-TAY!!! *flips on the Stereo*
(Insert Andrew W.K. : We Want Fun, here)
Vash: One, two, four, eleventy, sixty twelve, four hundred and thirteen potatoes, a monkey in knives' dresser-
Knives: What?!
Vash: Pencil shavings and a ball of yarn, fifty!
Inuyasha: *crashes through the glass door* Ow, Fuck!!
Kagome: *runs over to Inuyasha* Inuyasha are you hurt you're bleeding?!
Vash: Inuyasha!! Stop destroying my house!!!
Kagome: Sango get some bandages
Sango: Where?
Vash: Upstairs bathroom
Sango: *takes off for the bathroom* on my way!
Vash: *following quietly* *whispers* second floor: bathrooms, locked doors and naked monks (upstairs)
Sango: *runs into the bathroom* gotta find those bandages!
Vash: *closes the door and locks her in* Part 1 completed! ************************************************************* (Downstairs)
Inuyasha: *takes out the bandages* Here Kagome
Kagome: what the? Inuyasha what's going on?
Inuyasha: could I answer when I'm not bleeding?
Kagome: Oh sorry *fixes him up* There all done, now let's get you inside
Inuyasha: thanks Kagome *thinks* Part 2 completed ************************************************************* (Living room)
Vash: *thinks* Okay Vash just remember what Miroku told you *speaks* Hey Meryl wanna go watch a movie?
Meryl: Uh, sure Vash, what movie?
Vash: How 'bout Scary Movie 2?
Meryl: Kick Ass! I love that movie! (Un-Merylish moment)
Vash: Alright lets go c'mon *reaches for Meryl's arm but grabs her tit by accident* Oops.
Meryl: *red faced* WHAM!!! *Walks off*
Vash: Ow *sniff* It wuz just an accident.
(A/N: Aww poor Vash he'll never get lucky at this rate)
************************************************************* (Upstairs bathroom)
Sango: *pounding on the door* Let me out!!
Miroku: *steps silently out of the shower* what seems to be the problem?
Sango: *turns around and blushes* Miroku! Put some clothes on!
Miroku: They're outside and I take it the door is locked
Sango: Yeah, and I gotta get these bandages to Inuyasha
Miroku: He has some in his shirt, he carries them there all the time
Sango: oh, ok that's good but now the only problem is I'm stuck in a bathroom with you
Miroku: *pins her against the door* what's wrong with that?
Sango: *Blushing very red* get off of me Miroku
Miroku: you don't mean that *presses himself against her* do you?
Sango: *determined not to let him win* get off me
Miroku: *slips a hand into her kimono* relax, Sango chan I want this to be fun for both of us
Sango: N-no don't that's my-Oh, Miroku stop
Miroku: *slides her kimono off* yes, enjoy yourself
Sango: alright you win too bad the chapter's over
Vash: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!! I'm soo evil
Knives: No I'm evil
Vash: Hi I'm Vash
Knives: Dominique let's go this guy's annoying the hell out of me
Dominique: *kisses him* sure babe, whatever you say
*they leave to well you know*
Vash: Tune in next time for the adventures of the flying aardarks!!
Rem: buh bye!
Knives: Do we really have to do this intro again?
Vash: Kumquat!!!
Knives: What The Fuck are you smoking!!
Vash: I Tol'ja ar'ready, got any donuts?
Knives: Just say the intro I wanna go home
Vash: You are home
Knives: No, I'm in a giant pumpkin AND I DO NOT LIVE IN A FUCKING FRUIT!!!!
Vash: Potato's a vegetable
Knives: potatoes? Were in a Pumpkin baka!
Rem: Knives watch your mouth!!
Knives: O.O R-r-r-r-r REM!!! Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Y-y-y-you're DEAD!!!
Rem: Knives! Don't lie bad things happen when you lie
Knives: I don't have to listen to you!!
Rem: that's it mister time out!
Knives: Hell No, you can't tell me what to do bitch!
Rem: That's it you're going DOWN!!!!!!!! *Chases Knives With a Frying Pan*
Knives: Oh Shit!! *Runs from the crazed Rem*
Vash: *Watching Knives Run* I need popcorn.
Knives: START THE FIC!!!!!
Vash: Oh yeah!
Rem: *hits Knives and Knocks him out in the background* Bad Knives!!
Vash: Today on the potato of doom Miroku's evil plan, Vash gets Meryl(not really it's just Vash's wish)! ************************************************************* Miroku: InuYasha grab the bandages, Vash man the music and count to fifty I'll be upstairs in the shower ready BREAK!! *runs up the stairs*
Vash: Who wants to PAR-TAY!!! *flips on the Stereo*
(Insert Andrew W.K. : We Want Fun, here)
Vash: One, two, four, eleventy, sixty twelve, four hundred and thirteen potatoes, a monkey in knives' dresser-
Knives: What?!
Vash: Pencil shavings and a ball of yarn, fifty!
Inuyasha: *crashes through the glass door* Ow, Fuck!!
Kagome: *runs over to Inuyasha* Inuyasha are you hurt you're bleeding?!
Vash: Inuyasha!! Stop destroying my house!!!
Kagome: Sango get some bandages
Sango: Where?
Vash: Upstairs bathroom
Sango: *takes off for the bathroom* on my way!
Vash: *following quietly* *whispers* second floor: bathrooms, locked doors and naked monks (upstairs)
Sango: *runs into the bathroom* gotta find those bandages!
Vash: *closes the door and locks her in* Part 1 completed! ************************************************************* (Downstairs)
Inuyasha: *takes out the bandages* Here Kagome
Kagome: what the? Inuyasha what's going on?
Inuyasha: could I answer when I'm not bleeding?
Kagome: Oh sorry *fixes him up* There all done, now let's get you inside
Inuyasha: thanks Kagome *thinks* Part 2 completed ************************************************************* (Living room)
Vash: *thinks* Okay Vash just remember what Miroku told you *speaks* Hey Meryl wanna go watch a movie?
Meryl: Uh, sure Vash, what movie?
Vash: How 'bout Scary Movie 2?
Meryl: Kick Ass! I love that movie! (Un-Merylish moment)
Vash: Alright lets go c'mon *reaches for Meryl's arm but grabs her tit by accident* Oops.
Meryl: *red faced* WHAM!!! *Walks off*
Vash: Ow *sniff* It wuz just an accident.
(A/N: Aww poor Vash he'll never get lucky at this rate)
************************************************************* (Upstairs bathroom)
Sango: *pounding on the door* Let me out!!
Miroku: *steps silently out of the shower* what seems to be the problem?
Sango: *turns around and blushes* Miroku! Put some clothes on!
Miroku: They're outside and I take it the door is locked
Sango: Yeah, and I gotta get these bandages to Inuyasha
Miroku: He has some in his shirt, he carries them there all the time
Sango: oh, ok that's good but now the only problem is I'm stuck in a bathroom with you
Miroku: *pins her against the door* what's wrong with that?
Sango: *Blushing very red* get off of me Miroku
Miroku: you don't mean that *presses himself against her* do you?
Sango: *determined not to let him win* get off me
Miroku: *slips a hand into her kimono* relax, Sango chan I want this to be fun for both of us
Sango: N-no don't that's my-Oh, Miroku stop
Miroku: *slides her kimono off* yes, enjoy yourself
Sango: alright you win too bad the chapter's over
Vash: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!! I'm soo evil
Knives: No I'm evil
Vash: Hi I'm Vash
Knives: Dominique let's go this guy's annoying the hell out of me
Dominique: *kisses him* sure babe, whatever you say
*they leave to well you know*
Vash: Tune in next time for the adventures of the flying aardarks!!
Rem: buh bye!